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2012-08-14 09:37:55 AM  
I go to MTV for all my scientific research
 
2012-08-14 09:41:13 AM  
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/07/120725150215.htm
 
2012-08-14 09:44:19 AM  
Was there an article below that pair of boobs?
 
2012-08-14 09:59:23 AM  
Who doesn't want to stare at that all day?!
 
2012-08-14 10:00:41 AM  
ewww no pictures allowed in this thread.


Peace out!
 
2012-08-14 10:04:52 AM  
This is undoubtedly true. My wife frequently says things like "Look, that woman has huge boobs" or "Wow, check that out, she really needs a better bra" or "Hey, don't look at her!" I'm pretty sure it's some sort of a test.
 
2012-08-14 10:04:58 AM  
Heh, it's a fact!
 
2012-08-14 10:20:05 AM  
A boobs thread with pics disabled?

-1

Seriously let's vote this mother down to - eleven billionty.
 
2012-08-14 10:20:54 AM  
Images disabled in this thread?!?!?!??

Link
 
2012-08-14 10:23:21 AM  
I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.
 
2012-08-14 10:23:44 AM  
Well yeah, but when we do, we're judging.
 
2012-08-14 10:52:42 AM  
Um. MTV is the latest scientific journal outlet??

*facepalm*

/maybe they're trying to make up for the dumbing-down of America due to shows like Jersey Shore and "Real" World...
 
2012-08-14 10:53:22 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ewww no pictures allowed in this thread.


Peace out!


The admins know us TOO WELL.
 
2012-08-14 10:54:13 AM  

Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.


I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.
 
2012-08-14 10:55:45 AM  
( . )( . )
 
2012-08-14 10:58:26 AM  

xanadian: Um. MTV is the latest scientific journal outlet??


It's all part of the cycle. TLC airs Honey Boo Boo; MTV airs science.
 
2012-08-14 11:50:34 AM  
Note: Images are disabled in this thread.

Bastards!
 
2012-08-14 12:18:33 PM  

Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.


Maybe he's pretending to be gay. If so, it's a clever scam...
 
2012-08-14 12:22:51 PM  

BurnShrike: Was there an article below that pair of boobs?


The Stealth Hippopotamus: Who doesn't want to stare at that all day?!


It's Katniss!
 
2012-08-14 12:25:25 PM  
Well, duh. You don't think I go to Hooters for the wings, do you?
 
2012-08-14 12:26:05 PM  
I am not surprised. Then again, I love boobies.
 
2012-08-14 12:27:34 PM  
And not just the hot ones! Even when a hefty gal lets her chest-beefers hang out,

And just when I thought I'd heard every synonym for breasts...
 
2012-08-14 12:28:23 PM  
chest beefers.
 
2012-08-14 12:29:07 PM  
I hear that there were three boobs in a movie recently.
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the_three_stooges_image__3_.jp g
 
2012-08-14 12:29:16 PM  
Everybody checks out boobs, but it's only evil when men do it. Some women seem to make such a lot of effort to put them on display that I just don't have the heart to disappoint them.
 
2012-08-14 12:29:57 PM  
It's science
 
2012-08-14 12:29:59 PM  
when did fark decide it was going to illicit some interest other than the prurient?
 
2012-08-14 12:30:41 PM  
The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder
 
2012-08-14 12:30:48 PM  
chubby chicks with small boobs are useless. chubby chicks with huge boobs are something else.
 
2012-08-14 12:31:02 PM  
( o )( o )
 
2012-08-14 12:31:42 PM  
I for one am glad that science has proven women are aware of boobs, compare boobs, and size up potential rivals by staring at boobs.

Boobs are awesomely powerful, aren't they?
 
2012-08-14 12:31:52 PM  

marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder


Do it.
 
2012-08-14 12:32:17 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Well yeah, but when we do, we're judging.


I know; my wife does that too. And if she offers some sort of degrading commentary, it means that I can take a good look too without fear of being castigated, so long as I perfunctorily agree.
 
2012-08-14 12:32:46 PM  

xanadian: The Stealth Hippopotamus: ewww no pictures allowed in this thread.


Peace out!

The admins know us TOO WELLHATE FREEDOM.


FTFM
 
2012-08-14 12:33:30 PM  
Did the article use the phrase "chest beefers" or am I losing my mind. As the proud owner of a set of sweater pups, I can tell you... I've never thought of them as "chest beefers".
 
2012-08-14 12:34:45 PM  
Mods, I lead a simple life and all that I ask for is an occasional boobie thread. Take pitty and some compassion for my eyes long for bosom. and something else longs too.
 
2012-08-14 12:34:57 PM  
duh... boobs are awesome
 
2012-08-14 12:36:51 PM  

xanadian: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.


Like this (NSFW)

Or this (NSFW)

Or this (NSFW)
 
2012-08-14 12:37:02 PM  

incendi: marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder

Do it.


Find out if she has kids first. And if she does, find out how old they are. Then calculate how old she was when she had her first kid. You might discover a red flag.

/voice of experience
 
2012-08-14 12:37:09 PM  
Yeah, the wife does too and as long as I'm not drooling as I zombie walk over to shove my face into them it's OK. Looking is just fine but anything further would put my balls in a vice and I'm not into that.
 
2012-08-14 12:38:13 PM  

xanadian: Um. MTV is the latest scientific journal outlet??

*facepalm*


Shut your whore mouth while boobies thread is in play.

Boobies are worth discarding science.
 
2012-08-14 12:38:41 PM  
They're right there... how can you not stare?
 
2012-08-14 12:38:51 PM  

miss diminutive: And not just the hot ones! Even when a hefty gal lets her chest-beefers hang out,

And just when I thought I'd heard every synonym for breasts...


and i bet you would have posted yours in this thread if not for the ban on images in this thread amirite?
 
2012-08-14 12:38:59 PM  

xanadian: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.


Booties can be aesthetically pleasing as well (NSFW)
 
2012-08-14 12:39:02 PM  

marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder


Giving her 20 seconds of disappointment will cure her of that.
 
2012-08-14 12:39:57 PM  
No images in a thread about boobs.

It's about as useful as a sports bar with no booze, hot wings or TVs.
 
2012-08-14 12:40:31 PM  
What happened to you Fark.
It use to be that you could count on a good old boobie thread to book mark and check out at home.
Now...now you are all censored and politically correct.
For shame.
 
2012-08-14 12:41:20 PM  
This thread does not deliver.
 
2012-08-14 12:41:43 PM  

animalmagnet: Everybody checks out boobs, but it's only evil when men do it. Some women seem to make such a lot of effort to put them on display that I just don't have the heart to disappoint them.


Correction: It's only evil when an unattractive man does it. Or unattractive woman I guess (depending on how the target swings).
 
2012-08-14 12:42:47 PM  

marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder


Relevant
 
2012-08-14 12:42:50 PM  
 
2012-08-14 12:42:52 PM  
Obligatory photo of Sophia Loren ogling Jane Mansfield's cleavage (SFW unless you work in a super uptight kind of a place).
 
2012-08-14 12:43:31 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Note: Images are disabled in this thread.

Bastards!


No Pics: Lame

No Pics on Fark: Now that's bullshiat

This thread is done. Last one out turn off the lights.
 
2012-08-14 12:43:55 PM  
I would never stare at a woman's boobs, unless she specifically asked me to.

Since images are disabled, BIE thread??
 
2012-08-14 12:44:42 PM  
When women do it, it is called "Cleavage Envy".
 
2012-08-14 12:44:46 PM  
My wife loves boobs. One of our favorite hobbies is checking out hot women together. I think she's about 85% lesbian.
 
2012-08-14 12:44:52 PM  
Boobies are great! I comment on boobs that I see on the street and then Mr. Exeter gets his look in. Guys and girls stare at boobs. this is news how?
 
2012-08-14 12:46:16 PM  
( o )( o )
Most are uneven
 
2012-08-14 12:47:03 PM  
As a woman, I always check out other women because 1) we're fun to look at, 2) it's good to scope out the competition, and 3) to keep track of fashion/trends.

I never notice anything on men other than if they are well groomed and if they have handsome/pleasant faces. Men's bodies are way down on the list of things I care about. I do not understand looking at a man's crotch - they might be growers, not showers. I care about nice teeth way more than if someone is in shape.
 
2012-08-14 12:48:31 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Well yeah, but when we do, we're judging.


...5.....6.....5.....ew, 2....10! 10!

/as a judge, I also take bribes
 
2012-08-14 12:48:59 PM  
The only thing to be done here is fill the thread with nothing but NSFW links.
 
2012-08-14 12:49:56 PM  

Three-Fifty: As a woman, I always check out other women


sadly, this is all i have to fap to in this thread.
 
2012-08-14 12:50:48 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: And not just the hot ones! Even when a hefty gal lets her chest-beefers hang out,

And just when I thought I'd heard every synonym for breasts...

and i bet you would have posted yours in this thread if not for the ban on images in this thread amirite?


Yes, what are the chances my sternum-flanking funbags/torso tidbits/rib cushions/chestial chiquitas/heart-warming Hindenburgs picked today to want to make their grand appearance.

Such is life. Quel dommage.
 
2012-08-14 12:51:55 PM  
That is such a helpful picture in the article... Really....

BUT- SHAME ON ALL OF YOU FOR NOT POSTING FOLLOW UP PICTURES

What has happened to Fark?
 
2012-08-14 12:52:19 PM  
Obvious tag was too busy ogling.
 
2012-08-14 12:53:12 PM  

Glendale: The only thing to be done here is fill the thread with nothing but NSFW links.


No images (therefore Boobies) allowed.

/shakes tiny fist
 
2012-08-14 12:53:17 PM  
why the hell would this thread have pictures disabled? *shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-08-14 12:53:32 PM  
Another fack;
looking at breasts lowers your bloodpressure and pulse rate.

/is there nothing boobs can't do?
//right at top o list of nice things
 
2012-08-14 12:53:34 PM  

miss diminutive: sternum-flanking funbags/torso tidbits/rib cushions/chestial chiquitas/heart-warming Hindenburgs


*takes notes*

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
 
2012-08-14 12:54:14 PM  

Detinwolf: why the hell would this thread have pictures disabled? *shakes tiny fist*


Female mods, conflicted, confused female mods
 
2012-08-14 12:54:59 PM  

( . ) ( . )

 
2012-08-14 12:55:15 PM  
I was told there would be boobs
 
2012-08-14 12:55:48 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Obligatory photo of Sophia Loren ogling Jane Mansfield's cleavage (SFW unless you work in a super uptight kind of a place).



*Thumbs up*
 
2012-08-14 12:58:16 PM  

miss diminutive: torso tidbits


Also, you're Canadian, so you could modify this to torso timbits.

Mmmmm... timbits.
 
2012-08-14 12:58:29 PM  

snocone: Detinwolf: why the hell would this thread have pictures disabled? *shakes tiny fist*

Female mods, conflicted, confused female mods


this times eleventy.
 
2012-08-14 12:59:51 PM  
This is not a bookmark. No seriously.
 
2012-08-14 01:00:54 PM  
This "collection of parts" nonsense is really stupid. We are ALL a collection of parts. How can you not see the parts of a person when you look at them? You have to see all the parts to see the whole, right?????????????
 
2012-08-14 01:01:09 PM  
All the mods are fat ugly spinsters
 
2012-08-14 01:01:10 PM  

Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.


Not sure if gay....

*Fry squint*

Or is genuis
 
2012-08-14 01:01:52 PM  

Banned on the Run: xanadian: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.

Booties can be aesthetically pleasing as well (NSFW)


Oh dear gawd yes.
 
2012-08-14 01:02:26 PM  
I've never noticed if my wife stares at boobs, because if there are boobs available for viewing, well, I'm pretty much looking at the boobs and not my wife. I would, however, like to party with these boob-staring women if they are for real. In fact, 2 women staring at each other's boobs would pretty much have me making them sandwiches.

And wtf, is there a boob bandwidth/month that's already exploded?
 
2012-08-14 01:04:22 PM  
God I love boobies... Bouncy and big, or smaller bit pert and firm... Hard little nipples poking from beneath a tight T-shirt...

///Wait, what were we talking about?
///Off to watch Trib porn now!
 
2012-08-14 01:04:45 PM  
That's so weird, I was just thinking about boobs...SINCE BIRTH.

Why was I raised a mammal? It is both a curse and a blessing. When will I have time for the finer things in life, like writing poetry, composing songs, smelling the flowers? Who am I kidding all my poems are about boobs anyway.
 
2012-08-14 01:04:53 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Obligatory photo of Sophia Loren ogling Jane Mansfield's cleavage (SFW unless you work in a super uptight kind of a place).


Expected this to be Boobies, but this thread has no Boobiess
 
2012-08-14 01:08:14 PM  
Whar boobies? Whar?
 
2012-08-14 01:08:47 PM  
nsfw (boobies)

nsfw (other stuffs)
 
2012-08-14 01:10:46 PM  

Need Help Soonish: God I love boobies... Bouncy and big, or smaller bit pert and firm... Hard little nipples poking from beneath a tight T-shirt...


Go on....
 
2012-08-14 01:11:24 PM  
This is not a book---------

(Images disabled)

What

The

F*#K!

I don't want to live in this world anymore.
 
2012-08-14 01:13:02 PM  

Three-Fifty: As a woman, I always check out other women because 1) we're fun to look at, 2) it's good to scope out the competition, and 3) to keep track of fashion/trends.

I never notice anything on men other than if they are well groomed and if they have handsome/pleasant faces. Men's bodies are way down on the list of things I care about. I do not understand looking at a man's crotch - they might be growers, not showers. I care about nice teeth way more than if someone is in shape.


Absolutely. When I check out other women it's usually not for any sort of sexual context, it's for science. Maybe I like her outfit and wonder what it would look like on me (I'm quite happy wrap shirts are going out of style). Maybe she's complaining about her breasts getting in the way or being hard to dress, and I'm curious (You're what, a C cup? That does seem troublesome). Or maybe maybe I'm just curious. Women talk about breasts, bras, periods, discharge, and pretty much everything else much more than men do, men realize, or men would ever believe. Sorry if that ruins the illusion, it's just the way we are.

I'll admit to checking out men, but there's not a whole lot you can tell. Overall body shape and size, I guess, but rarely specific body parts. Especially those body parts men are most concerned with.
 
2012-08-14 01:18:47 PM  
You stare at them even more if they have spinning tassels.

( i ) ( ! )
 
2012-08-14 01:20:09 PM  
So a boob thread and no pics can be posted? Does Fark do this often?

/leaving dissapoint
 
2012-08-14 01:20:11 PM  

hammettman: I've never noticed if my wife stares at boobs, because if there are boobs available for viewing, well, I'm pretty much looking at the boobs and not my wife. I would, however, like to party with these boob-staring women if they are for real. In fact, 2 women staring at each other's boobs would pretty much have me making them sandwiches.

And wtf, is there a boob bandwidth/month that's already exploded?


It's a phenomenon best experienced when you're sitting opposite each other at a table, so you can't look without being obvious, but you can see her reaction. It's hard for her to get mad at you for staring when you've already caught her.
 
2012-08-14 01:23:42 PM  
why does fark hate people clicking on links? why?

bie?
eip...
 
2012-08-14 01:23:45 PM  

LDM90: This is not a bookmark. No seriously.


Especially since clicking the 'Favorites' button at the top of the thread has the link added to one's profile, the need for 'bookmark' posts is done away with.
 
2012-08-14 01:24:53 PM  
What twat 86ed pics in the thread? These threads get more attention than any stupid kittens ever do.

/off to stomp a kitten to death.
 
2012-08-14 01:25:44 PM  

King Something: No images in a thread about boobs.

It's about as useful as a sports bar with no booze, hot wings or TVs.


Alright, alright, here you go. A picture of MY boobs.

The power of boobs compel you!
 
2012-08-14 01:26:41 PM  
Unbelievable! Images disabled in a boob thread? WTF are the mods thinking?
 
2012-08-14 01:28:52 PM  

Ghastly: King Something: No images in a thread about boobs.

It's about as useful as a sports bar with no booze, hot wings or TVs.

Alright, alright, here you go. A picture of MY boobs.

The power of boobs compel you!


/Off to stomp kittens and shave brain.
 
2012-08-14 01:29:06 PM  
Okay, here is the picture of my boobs. Behold the marvel of duct tape and flax seeds.
 
2012-08-14 01:29:38 PM  

Ghastly: Unbelievable! Images disabled in a boob thread? WTF are the mods thinking?


That you might show us your boobs?
 
2012-08-14 01:32:20 PM  

Apos: Johnny Bananapeel: Obligatory photo of Sophia Loren ogling Jane Mansfield's cleavage (SFW unless you work in a super uptight kind of a place).


*ThumbsTent up*


Fixed...that photo gives me the most *understandable* boner.
 
2012-08-14 01:32:53 PM  
If you ladies play your cards right I might let you touch them.
 
2012-08-14 01:33:03 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ghastly: Unbelievable! Images disabled in a boob thread? WTF are the mods thinking?

That you might show us your boobs?


Don't pretend you don't like them.
 
2012-08-14 01:35:15 PM  

Ghastly: Okay, here is the picture of my boobs. Behold the marvel of duct tape and flax seeds.


Link
 
2012-08-14 01:48:32 PM  

anfrind: incendi: marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder

Do it.

Find out if she has kids first. And if she does, find out how old they are. Then calculate how old she was when she had her first kid. You might discover a red flag.

/voice of experience


I for one am quite fond of the Yummy Mummies.
 
2012-08-14 01:50:21 PM  
what a shiatty thread
 
2012-08-14 01:54:02 PM  

poe_zlaw: chubby chicks with small boobs are useless. chubby chicks with huge boobs are something else.


THIS.
 
2012-08-14 01:55:41 PM  
(0)(0) big nipply ones
(^)(^) perky ones
(o)(o) plastic surgery scar
{o}{o} saggy ones after removing some extra silicon
 
2012-08-14 01:57:26 PM  

Ghastly: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ghastly: Unbelievable! Images disabled in a boob thread? WTF are the mods thinking?

That you might show us your boobs?

Don't pretend you don't like them.


You do know there's a gender identity thread going on?
 
2012-08-14 02:00:35 PM  

Ghastly: Okay, here is the picture of my boobs. Behold the marvel of duct tape and flax seeds.


(img src="rosebud_clap.gif")
 
2012-08-14 02:00:45 PM  
MTV in my Geek tab? And a boobie thread with images disabled?


FARK I AM DISAPPOINT!
 
2012-08-14 02:08:27 PM  

fearmongert: I DON'T CARE IF IT GETS ME BANNINATION!!!! BRING ON THE BOOBIES!!!


I hate you.
 
2012-08-14 02:11:17 PM  
I personally want to give props to the Mod for the epic troll. Watching everone wail and cry is almost as amusing as boobies would have been

/almost
 
2012-08-14 02:12:36 PM  
I don't know why everyone is complaining. The Boobs are coming out in droves to post in this thread.
 
2012-08-14 02:15:50 PM  

Paris1127: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

Maybe he's pretending to be gay. If so, it's a clever scam...


Damn, I never thought of that....hmm....my weekend but just be a bit more interesting now.
 
2012-08-14 02:21:23 PM  
I stare at women who stare at other women's boobs.
 
2012-08-14 02:29:58 PM  

socoloco: I stare at women who stare at other women's boobs.


Is that the same as dividing by zero?
 
2012-08-14 02:34:26 PM  
I see women all the time checking out other hot women. Especially if fake boobs are involved.
 
2012-08-14 02:38:34 PM  
Thread reported.

/and I'll keep reporting it until I get to see pictures
 
2012-08-14 02:44:31 PM  
(ʘ)(ʘ)
 
2012-08-14 02:46:46 PM  

Banned on the Run: xanadian: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.

Like this (NSFW)

Or this (NSFW)

Or this (NSFW)


Three's a reason I've got you colored a nice festive green.
 
2012-08-14 02:49:41 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Well yeah, but when we do, we're judging.


Oh I assure you, so are we.
 
2012-08-14 02:49:45 PM  

Ghastly: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ghastly: Unbelievable! Images disabled in a boob thread? WTF are the mods thinking?

That you might show us your boobs?

Don't pretend you don't like them.


Zipper Ninja is confused by these pictures.
 
2012-08-14 02:53:18 PM  
I know for a fact my wife checks out the boobies.

It happens often where she says to me, "you'll like her, she's got big boobs."
 
2012-08-14 02:55:30 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: Because People in power are Stupid: Note: Images are disabled in this thread.

Bastards!

No Pics: Lame

No Pics on Fark: Now that's bullshiat

This thread is done. Last one out turn off the lights.


Hey, Farkers are doing the best they can to link to pic goodness.
 
2012-08-14 02:56:28 PM  
i68.photobucket.com

/did it work?
 
2012-08-14 02:58:05 PM  
I think we're fixed guys...now for the girls ogling girls...

chztdwtease.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-14 02:58:47 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-14 02:59:19 PM  
This thread needs more Amanda Wenk.

http://www.byroncrawford.com/2005/11/amanda_wenk_pic.html/
 
2012-08-14 03:01:49 PM  
It's been fixed!

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 03:03:12 PM  

Marine1: [i68.photobucket.com image 518x399]

/did it work?


Yes,it did. Gloriously.
 
2012-08-14 03:03:35 PM  
I assume they're taking a break from the ogling.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 03:05:47 PM  
I think it might be NSFW.
 
2012-08-14 03:08:09 PM  
i49.tinypic.com

I'll stare at these any day!
 
2012-08-14 03:10:36 PM  
From this size dress, I'm guessing that fabric prices must be through the roof!

i50.tinypic.com

Not that I'm complaining...
 
2012-08-14 03:11:55 PM  

LiberalEastCoastElitist: fearmongert: I DON'T CARE IF IT GETS ME BANNINATION!!!! BRING ON THE BOOBIES!!!

I hate you.


Way to out yourself as an Admin there Sparky.
 
2012-08-14 03:16:47 PM  
And some women seem to want the rest of us to look at them!

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 03:24:44 PM  
img442.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 03:26:19 PM  
img585.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 03:26:55 PM  
img812.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 03:27:30 PM  
 
2012-08-14 03:27:34 PM  
img214.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 03:28:20 PM  
media01.fun4pic.com
 
2012-08-14 03:28:30 PM  
img204.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 03:29:05 PM  
img684.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 03:29:47 PM  
img577.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 03:30:15 PM  

sno man: BurnShrike: Was there an article below that pair of boobs?

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Who doesn't want to stare at that all day?!

It's Katniss!


I *need* to see Jennifer Lawrence topless..

// Just sayin'
 
2012-08-14 03:30:25 PM  
img10.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 03:40:17 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

If any farkettes want theirs ogled too, I've got EIP, I know the rules, and I'm always appreciative!
 
2012-08-14 03:43:29 PM  

Into the blue again: I can't believe I am gonna say this.... I miss GD.... Thanks Stealth and Crazy for saving this thread


Thanks for including me, but I'm still learning how at the feet of the masters.

i45.tinypic.com

And they say you learn best by doing...

/I wouldn't mind getting a feel for it, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-08-14 03:45:02 PM  
Images enabled!

You have been given a gift people.

Don't make me post "This is why we can't have nice things!"

When in doubt -- LINK

/must work
//back in 3 hr
 
2012-08-14 03:45:47 PM  
Why stop at looking?

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 03:47:50 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

If it's black and white, that makes it artistic, yeah?
 
2012-08-14 03:51:36 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 03:52:09 PM  
Getting the obvious post out of the way.

s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-08-14 03:52:46 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 03:54:33 PM  
 
2012-08-14 03:54:33 PM  
Man, you guys are a bunch of noobs. Boobies threads never allowed pictures in them back when they were on regular Fark. Years ago, they moved here: Foobies
 
2012-08-14 03:54:36 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: [i49.tinypic.com image 500x704]


I feel like i've seen her naked....
 
2012-08-14 03:56:02 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 03:56:13 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus:
img204.imageshack.us

Can't ... stop ... staring ...
 
2012-08-14 03:57:24 PM  
i1033.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 03:59:56 PM  

Into the blue again: I May Be Crazy But...: [i49.tinypic.com image 500x704]

I feel like i've seen her naked....


Could be worth a GIS for her name, if that's what's on the picture.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 04:00:57 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 04:01:20 PM  

Ghastly: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ghastly: Unbelievable! Images disabled in a Boob thread? WTF are the mods thInking?

That you might show us your boobs?

Don't prEtEnd you don't lIke them. :P



boobies! i like ;-D
 
2012-08-14 04:03:45 PM  
With this NSFW gif, I'm done for a while.
 
2012-08-14 04:06:17 PM  
kmblog.khattimeethi.com
 
2012-08-14 04:07:11 PM  
media1.break.com
 
2012-08-14 04:11:34 PM  
Oops, this dropped out of my hands

/Not
/Safe
/For
/Work
 
2012-08-14 04:15:33 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-14 04:18:33 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-14 04:21:20 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x335]


Well, isn't that sweet.
 
2012-08-14 04:37:47 PM  
Behold the marvel of Red Green engineering. GHASTLY BOOBS!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-14 04:39:07 PM  
Too many [ . ] [ . ]
 
2012-08-14 04:39:56 PM  

Ghastly: Behold the marvel of Red Green engineering. GHASTLY BOOBS!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x508]


I kinda dig this. Half artsy, all boobsy.
 
2012-08-14 04:40:52 PM  
This was also just on Yahoo...they linked to three different sites before getting to the ScienceDaily piece...from July 25.

Way to stay on top of the news cycle, MTV and Yahoo.
 
2012-08-14 04:53:02 PM  

theurbanpagan: sweater pups


Lisa, pagan, with an amazing set of "sweater pups" and living in NC. I think I know you!
 
2012-08-14 04:58:08 PM  
The second half of this thread is way better than the first half. Get your arse in gear first-halfer lame-o's.
 
2012-08-14 04:58:20 PM  
PNSFW

/Sorry late to the party but doesn't look like i missed too much
 
2012-08-14 05:00:13 PM  
NSFW

/Yay boobies
 
2012-08-14 05:02:20 PM  

LeftCoast_eh: Oops, this dropped out of my hands

/Not
/Safe
/For
/Work


Thank you for saving the thread.
 
2012-08-14 05:04:22 PM  

Lettuce Pray: The second half of this thread is way better than the first half. Get your arse in gear first-halfer lame-o's.


for the first half of the thread, pics were not allowed.
 
2012-08-14 05:12:42 PM  

Lettuce Pray: The second half of this thread is way better than the first half. Get your arse in gear first-halfer lame-o's.


If by lame, you mean crippled by not being allowed to post pictures, then sure.

i48.tinypic.com

And maybe causality was disrupted or something.
 
2012-08-14 05:20:14 PM  

Paris1127: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

Maybe he's pretending to be gay. If so, it's a clever scam...


I thought of trying that myself but I can't get into that kind of shape.
 
2012-08-14 05:20:46 PM  
Not enough pictures recently, and I can spare a few minutes.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 05:24:12 PM  
 
2012-08-14 05:25:08 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 05:32:12 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 05:33:30 PM  
 
2012-08-14 05:34:18 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 05:35:02 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 05:36:10 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 05:38:35 PM  
NSFW

I like that one.
 
2012-08-14 05:40:13 PM  
I May Be Crazy But...:

Wow, who is that?
 
2012-08-14 05:41:41 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Ghastly: Behold the marvel of Red Green engineering. GHASTLY BOOBS!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x508]

I kinda dig this. Half artsy, all boobsy.


You may want to check Ghastly's profile.


Unless you're into that kinda thing


/nttawwt
 
2012-08-14 05:42:47 PM  
If I remember right, these two are of a grade school teacher who got in trouble in England.

NSFW

NSFW
 
2012-08-14 05:43:30 PM  

Shrinkwrap: I May Be Crazy But...:

Wow, who is that?


No clue, but I'm calling dibs!
 
2012-08-14 05:46:30 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Lettuce Pray: The second half of this thread is way better than the first half. Get your arse in gear first-halfer lame-o's.

If by lame, you mean crippled by not being allowed to post pictures, then sure.

[i48.tinypic.com image 640x895]

And maybe causality was disrupted or something.


Gravity lensing.
 
2012-08-14 05:53:47 PM  

Ghastly: I May Be Crazy But...: Lettuce Pray: The second half of this thread is way better than the first half. Get your arse in gear first-halfer lame-o's.

If by lame, you mean crippled by not being allowed to post pictures, then sure.

[i48.tinypic.com image 640x895]

And maybe causality was disrupted or something.

Gravity lensing.


So you like 'em with glasses, huh?

i47.tinypic.com

...And I have to get back to work.
 
2012-08-14 06:04:11 PM  
Ugh, big phony fake boobs.
 
2012-08-14 06:12:54 PM  

flyinghouse99: Ugh, big phony fake boobs.


I love ALL boobs. Big, small, real, fake.
 
2012-08-14 06:18:56 PM  
all but fake for me, and i'm not joking, my gf doesn't even read fark so there's no reason to lie.
 
2012-08-14 06:22:36 PM  
This thread got a lot better
 
2012-08-14 06:36:48 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: This thread got a lot better


have a feeling this is going to be an epic thread....
 
2012-08-14 06:39:28 PM  
Wow, this thread went places.
 
2012-08-14 06:40:49 PM  
i138.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 06:43:46 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-08-14 06:44:52 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-14 06:45:30 PM  

miss diminutive: Wow, this thread went places.


Thankfully, wouldn't have seemed right given the subject
 
2012-08-14 06:50:05 PM  

eas81: NSFW

/Yay boobies


I love that t shirt
 
2012-08-14 06:57:33 PM  

tsakali: all but fake for me, and i'm not joking, my gf doesn't even read fark so there's no reason to lie.


Yeah, anyone who says they don't care if they're fake has never felt fake ones.
 
2012-08-14 07:26:01 PM  

Mugato: tsakali: all but fake for me, and i'm not joking, my gf doesn't even read fark so there's no reason to lie.

Yeah, anyone who says they don't care if they're fake has never felt fake ones.


Why, what do they feel like?
 
2012-08-14 07:27:11 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Lettuce Pray: The second half of this thread is way better than the first half. Get your arse in gear first-halfer lame-o's.

for the first half of the thread, pics were not allowed.


www.terrariaonline.com
 
2012-08-14 07:34:38 PM  

miss diminutive: Mugato: tsakali: all but fake for me, and i'm not joking, my gf doesn't even read fark so there's no reason to lie.

Yeah, anyone who says they don't care if they're fake has never felt fake ones.

Why, what do they feel like?


Real bad fake boobs feel like sand bags. If done well, fakes can be good. There are way too many bad ones out there.
 
2012-08-14 07:40:38 PM  

miss diminutive: Mugato: tsakali: all but fake for me, and i'm not joking, my gf doesn't even read fark so there's no reason to lie.

Yeah, anyone who says they don't care if they're fake has never felt fake ones.

Why, what do they feel like?


Well there's a nice outer layer of real boob and then a central core balloon that just moves around unnaturally.
 
2012-08-14 07:42:53 PM  

Into the blue again: HotIgneous Intruder: Into the blue again: I can't believe I am gonna say this.... I miss GD.... Thanks Stealth and Crazy for saving this thread

Where's GD?

Big mess, Attention Whore was basically told to get lost by the mod or something.

/i liked her boobs
//didn't realize how fun she made it until gone


She got the clamps put on when she was using Fark to drive traffic to her personal AW/pay-me-for-pics site, rather than her usual AW/here's-my-Amazon-wish-list modus operandi.
Using Fark for free advertising = no bueno, which is understandable, no?

/don't have the inside scoop, but that's what I inferred
 
2012-08-14 07:45:51 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: I think it's SFW, but I'm not 100% sure, so NSFW.


borderline, seen it left inline late in a thread
 
2012-08-14 07:47:11 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Let's link this one just in case someone decides it could be NSFW.


[JordanCarverYoga.jpg]

totally safe
 
2012-08-14 07:48:29 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 07:49:09 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 07:49:58 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 07:50:40 PM  

show me: Man, you guys are a bunch of noobs. Boobies threads never allowed pictures in them back when they were on regular Fark. Years ago, they moved here: Foobies


Most foobies links are shiat. And the threads? Three posts! Yay!
 
2012-08-14 07:52:37 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 377x352]


Holy shiat, mods!
Totally did not see the hand in the shorts!
Please delete sans bannination.

/See -- we only look at the bewbs.
 
2012-08-14 07:53:32 PM  

Banned on the Run: I May Be Crazy But...: Let's link this one just in case someone decides it could be NSFW.

[JordanCarverYoga.jpg]

totally safe


Yeah right.

/vacationed for less
 
2012-08-14 07:53:54 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 07:54:26 PM  

Banned on the Run: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 377x352]

Holy shiat, mods!
Totally did not see the hand in the shorts!
Please delete sans bannination.

/See -- we only look at the bewbs.


She's probably just looking for her keys.
 
2012-08-14 07:54:43 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x656]


Oh dear lord......
 
2012-08-14 07:55:31 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x656]


i216.photobucket.com

Mother of God!
 
2012-08-14 07:57:42 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Banned on the Run: I May Be Crazy But...: Let's link this one just in case someone decides it could be NSFW.

[JordanCarverYoga.jpg]

totally safe

Yeah right.

/vacationed for less


No way. That one?
A little cleavage and nipples under a tight shirt?

/I've found trangressions are cumulative
 
2012-08-14 07:58:55 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 07:59:52 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:01:30 PM  

WelldeadLink: I hear that there were three boobs in a movie recently.
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the_three_stooges_image__3_.jp g


You mean these?

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:02:36 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:04:39 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:04:57 PM  
i389.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:05:21 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:06:02 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:06:41 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:06:51 PM  
Fake, real, whatever. This thread is nice.

/bie
//eip
 
2012-08-14 08:07:25 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:09:45 PM  
i2.asntown.net
 
2012-08-14 08:09:55 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

/this one drives me crazy -- the boobies, her face, the knowing/mischievious look, the glasses. Rowr.
 
2012-08-14 08:11:29 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:13:25 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x555]

/this one drives me crazy -- the boobies, her face, the knowing/mischievious look, the glasses. Rowr.


She looks like my first wife when we started dating... the crazy is in there for sure, it takes about 7 years to come out though..
 
2012-08-14 08:14:19 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

"They're still there. And they're still spectacular."
 
2012-08-14 08:14:20 PM  
Now, THIS is turning into a Fark thread for all time. *double thumbs up for subby and modmins!*
 
2012-08-14 08:14:24 PM  

sno man: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x555]

/this one drives me crazy -- the boobies, her face, the knowing/mischievious look, the glasses. Rowr.

She looks like my first wife when we started dating... the crazy is in there for sure, it takes about 7 years to come out though..


The crazy ALWAYS comes out!
 
2012-08-14 08:15:20 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:15:23 PM  
Boobies are fun to look at and play with. My friend is a 48H, she always yells at me for starting at them. :-\
 
2012-08-14 08:17:14 PM  

Into the blue again: sno man: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x555]

/this one drives me crazy -- the boobies, her face, the knowing/mischievious look, the glasses. Rowr.

She looks like my first wife when we started dating... the crazy is in there for sure, it takes about 7 years to come out though..

The crazy ALWAYS comes out!


Agreed. The crazy is like shaking a champagne bottle. It's only a matter of time...
 
2012-08-14 08:17:50 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:18:28 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:19:26 PM  

farkin_noob: Boobies are fun to look at and play with. My friend is a 48H, she always yells at me for starting at them. :-\


Not fair! You can't really look around something that big.

You'd have to close your eyes. Or leave the room, or something.
 
2012-08-14 08:19:29 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:20:57 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:22:25 PM  

elev8meL8r: farkin_noob: Boobies are fun to look at and play with. My friend is a 48H, she always yells at me for starting at them. :-\

Not fair! You can't really look around something that big.

You'd have to close your eyes. Or leave the room, or something.


Right! She thinks because I'm a chick I shouldn't look.
 
2012-08-14 08:23:04 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 600x900]


Heh, she looks like a little kid that has to pee.
 
2012-08-14 08:23:41 PM  
files.blogter.hu

How did we get this fay without her?
 
2012-08-14 08:30:48 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:34:01 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:35:57 PM  
Anyone know why some photobucket images come up as the red X box in the preview and confirm screens when I post, but will be posted correctly inline?
 
2012-08-14 08:36:43 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:38:00 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 08:40:30 PM  
OK, enough with the SFW bukkit.

NSFW

NSFW
 
2012-08-14 08:40:32 PM  

Into the blue again: [files.blogter.hu image 501x663]

How did we get this fay without her?


Without her we are all fay?
 
2012-08-14 08:40:54 PM  
www.inflexwetrust.com
 
2012-08-14 08:42:33 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:44:17 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 450x639]


Awww see that one looks like the one I passed on for the blonde... she was a dancer... and very bendy...
 
2012-08-14 08:44:46 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:44:52 PM  

sno man: Into the blue again: [files.blogter.hu image 501x663]

How did we get this fay without her?

Without her we are all fay?


far... damn me...
 
2012-08-14 08:46:51 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:47:56 PM  

Into the blue again: sno man: Into the blue again: [files.blogter.hu image 501x663]

How did we get this fay without her?

Without her we are all fay?

far... damn me...


hehe

/but that nit needed to be picked...
 
2012-08-14 08:49:05 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:49:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-14 08:50:07 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 800x533]

[i216.photobucket.com image 800x533]


That's some aggressive looking botox and filler there lady.
 
2012-08-14 08:51:11 PM  

Into the blue again: sno man: Into the blue again: [files.blogter.hu image 501x663]

How did we get this fay without her?

Without her we are all fay?

far... damn me...


the "r" is 2 keys from the "y".

What cha' drinkin'?
 
2012-08-14 08:51:18 PM  
filefap.com
 
2012-08-14 08:52:57 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:54:18 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:54:27 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:55:45 PM  
 
2012-08-14 08:58:39 PM  

Banned on the Run: NSFW gif


I am hypnotized...
 
2012-08-14 08:59:51 PM  

Banned on the Run: Into the blue again: sno man: Into the blue again: [files.blogter.hu image 501x663]

How did we get this fay without her?

Without her we are all fay?

far... damn me...

the "r" is 2 keys from the "y".

What cha' drinkin'?


TEQUILA!
 
2012-08-14 09:00:04 PM  
I'm really busy trying to figure out what boobs are fake so I can not like them.
 
2012-08-14 09:00:30 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-14 09:01:57 PM  

Into the blue again: Banned on the Run: Into the blue again: sno man: Into the blue again: [files.blogter.hu image 501x663]

How did we get this fay without her?

Without her we are all fay?

far... damn me...

the "r" is 2 keys from the "y".

What cha' drinkin'?

TEQUILA!


da da da-Da Da DAAA Da Duuuum
 
2012-08-14 09:02:51 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Let's link this one just in case someone decides it could be NSFW.


i remember her from the SbB girls some years back.
What was her name?
 
2012-08-14 09:09:57 PM  
 
2012-08-14 09:14:47 PM  

XplodedSynapses: I May Be Crazy But...: Let's link this one just in case someone decides it could be NSFW.

i remember her from the SbB girls some years back.
What was her name?


That's Jordan Carver.
Don't think she was an SbB girl.
Could be wrong.

Now Denise Milani most certainly was,

i216.photobucket.com

And Denise in a thong, so PNSFW
 
2012-08-14 09:20:37 PM  
(48 posts of 309)

I need a hobby.
Strike that. This is one. Like mouse taxidermy.

I need a life.

/cheers all
//apologies for the hypnotism post
///not really
 
2012-08-14 09:43:18 PM  
This thread is...just....mah-ve-lous!

*wipes tear*
 
2012-08-14 09:43:58 PM  

Banned on the Run: Zeppelininthesky: Banned on the Run: NSFW gif

I am hypnotized...

You are getting sleepy....(NSFW)

sleepy...(NSFW)

sleepy...(NSFW)

you are in a deep slumber...(NSFW)

You are now under my control...(NSFW)

Now...AWAKEN! (NSFW)


Predictable, but that's what makes it perfect.

Any idea where that first one is from, as in what movie or whatever?
 
2012-08-14 09:46:15 PM  

Banned on the Run: (48 posts of 309)

I need a hobby.
Strike that. This is one. Like mouse taxidermy.

I need a life.

/cheers all
//apologies for the hypnotism post
///not really


Mouse Taxidermy? Hoping for a little tail, I see.
 
2012-08-14 10:13:08 PM  
 
2012-08-14 10:14:02 PM  
filefap.com
 
2012-08-14 11:59:47 PM  
How about some late-night additions?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-15 12:01:01 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-15 12:02:36 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

And some milk jugs makes it 300.
 
2012-08-15 12:29:19 AM  
From what I can surmise here, men prefer women to have stretched out flattened nipples over implants and hate firm pokey nipples that are visible through a t-shirt.
 
2012-08-15 01:47:27 AM  
FTA: did you ever wonder how she knew what you were checking out in the first place? Yeah, she knew what you were checking out because she was checking it out, too.

Yea, okay. It couldn't be that women have a superpower that allows them to follow the male line of sight. Or to laugh hysterically when he gets too enthralled and runs into something.
 
2012-08-15 10:09:46 AM  

miss diminutive: Mugato: tsakali: all but fake for me, and i'm not joking, my gf doesn't even read fark so there's no reason to lie.

Yeah, anyone who says they don't care if they're fake has never felt fake ones.

Why, what do they feel like?


Perhaps you should find out sometime.

I'll bring the camera
 
2012-08-15 11:23:12 AM  

Inaditch: My wife loves boobs. One of our favorite hobbies is checking out hot women together. I think she's about 85% lesbian.


My wife is pure straight, but she likes to point out women and ask me to rate them. She just finds it genuinely interesting to try and guess who fits my type.

That's just one example of how we have fun times.
 
2012-08-15 11:41:12 AM  

torusXL: Inaditch: My wife loves boobs. One of our favorite hobbies is checking out hot women together. I think she's about 85% lesbian.

My wife is pure straight, but she likes to point out women and ask me to rate them. She just finds it genuinely interesting to try and guess who fits my type.

That's just one example of how we have fun times.


If my wife says a woman is hot, she immediately gains several hot points. If I see a woman that is maybe a 6 or 7, if my wife shows interest, suddenly the woman is a 9.
 
2012-08-15 11:53:59 AM  
*reads article* Yeah, but from their POV, they're doing so for a good reason. Also from their POV, us males are doing so because we're "horny dirtbags"
 
2012-08-15 12:08:24 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: *reads article* Yeah, but from their POV, they're doing so for a good reason. Also from their POV, us males are doing so because we're "horny dirtbags"


It is the goal of womankind to micromanage and control everything sexual.
 
2012-08-15 01:22:24 PM  
i've heard this before
 
2012-08-15 03:06:11 PM  
Just keeping this thread at the top of my list. Nothing to see here, move along.
 
2012-08-16 12:03:43 AM  
oh for christ's sake... let's all just go to reddpics.com and click on the NSFW button... then the boobies tab... obviously... NSFW!
 
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2012-08-16 09:54:49 AM  
thank you sir.
 
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2012-08-16 10:00:58 AM  
I'm going to try one of those "when you see it you'll shiat a brick" things;

I hear there is a dog in this picture:
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2012-08-16 10:08:20 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm going to try one of those "when you see it you'll shiat a brick" things;

I hear there is a dog in this picture:
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In case you were wondering, there is still at least one person sitting here hitting refresh. I love you.
 
2012-08-16 10:31:40 AM  
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2012-08-16 11:15:52 AM  
Living dead boob thread!
Seriously, it was dead for like a day.

Thank goodness I scrolled down far enough on the "recent" page to see +32 posts.

Awesome job Hippo.
 
2012-08-17 09:12:27 AM  
obvious tag was busy?
 
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