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(MTV)   It's official: Scientific study proves women also stare at boobs   (guycodeblog.mtv.com) divider line 342
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2012-08-14 12:42:50 PM
 
2012-08-14 12:42:52 PM
Obligatory photo of Sophia Loren ogling Jane Mansfield's cleavage (SFW unless you work in a super uptight kind of a place).
 
2012-08-14 12:43:31 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Note: Images are disabled in this thread.

Bastards!


No Pics: Lame

No Pics on Fark: Now that's bullshiat

This thread is done. Last one out turn off the lights.
 
2012-08-14 12:43:55 PM
I would never stare at a woman's boobs, unless she specifically asked me to.

Since images are disabled, BIE thread??
 
2012-08-14 12:44:42 PM
When women do it, it is called "Cleavage Envy".
 
2012-08-14 12:44:46 PM
My wife loves boobs. One of our favorite hobbies is checking out hot women together. I think she's about 85% lesbian.
 
2012-08-14 12:44:52 PM
Boobies are great! I comment on boobs that I see on the street and then Mr. Exeter gets his look in. Guys and girls stare at boobs. this is news how?
 
2012-08-14 12:46:16 PM
( o )( o )
Most are uneven
 
2012-08-14 12:47:03 PM
As a woman, I always check out other women because 1) we're fun to look at, 2) it's good to scope out the competition, and 3) to keep track of fashion/trends.

I never notice anything on men other than if they are well groomed and if they have handsome/pleasant faces. Men's bodies are way down on the list of things I care about. I do not understand looking at a man's crotch - they might be growers, not showers. I care about nice teeth way more than if someone is in shape.
 
2012-08-14 12:48:31 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Well yeah, but when we do, we're judging.


...5.....6.....5.....ew, 2....10! 10!

/as a judge, I also take bribes
 
2012-08-14 12:48:59 PM
The only thing to be done here is fill the thread with nothing but NSFW links.
 
2012-08-14 12:49:56 PM

Three-Fifty: As a woman, I always check out other women


sadly, this is all i have to fap to in this thread.
 
2012-08-14 12:50:48 PM

Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: And not just the hot ones! Even when a hefty gal lets her chest-beefers hang out,

And just when I thought I'd heard every synonym for breasts...

and i bet you would have posted yours in this thread if not for the ban on images in this thread amirite?


Yes, what are the chances my sternum-flanking funbags/torso tidbits/rib cushions/chestial chiquitas/heart-warming Hindenburgs picked today to want to make their grand appearance.

Such is life. Quel dommage.
 
2012-08-14 12:51:55 PM
That is such a helpful picture in the article... Really....

BUT- SHAME ON ALL OF YOU FOR NOT POSTING FOLLOW UP PICTURES

What has happened to Fark?
 
2012-08-14 12:52:19 PM
Obvious tag was too busy ogling.
 
2012-08-14 12:53:12 PM

Glendale: The only thing to be done here is fill the thread with nothing but NSFW links.


No images (therefore Boobies) allowed.

/shakes tiny fist
 
2012-08-14 12:53:17 PM
why the hell would this thread have pictures disabled? *shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-08-14 12:53:32 PM
Another fack;
looking at breasts lowers your bloodpressure and pulse rate.

/is there nothing boobs can't do?
//right at top o list of nice things
 
2012-08-14 12:53:34 PM

miss diminutive: sternum-flanking funbags/torso tidbits/rib cushions/chestial chiquitas/heart-warming Hindenburgs


*takes notes*

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
 
2012-08-14 12:54:14 PM

Detinwolf: why the hell would this thread have pictures disabled? *shakes tiny fist*


Female mods, conflicted, confused female mods
 
2012-08-14 12:54:59 PM
( . ) ( . )
 
2012-08-14 12:55:15 PM
I was told there would be boobs
 
2012-08-14 12:55:48 PM

Johnny Bananapeel: Obligatory photo of Sophia Loren ogling Jane Mansfield's cleavage (SFW unless you work in a super uptight kind of a place).



*Thumbs up*
 
2012-08-14 12:58:16 PM

miss diminutive: torso tidbits


Also, you're Canadian, so you could modify this to torso timbits.

Mmmmm... timbits.
 
2012-08-14 12:58:29 PM

snocone: Detinwolf: why the hell would this thread have pictures disabled? *shakes tiny fist*

Female mods, conflicted, confused female mods


this times eleventy.
 
2012-08-14 12:59:51 PM
This is not a bookmark. No seriously.
 
2012-08-14 01:00:54 PM
This "collection of parts" nonsense is really stupid. We are ALL a collection of parts. How can you not see the parts of a person when you look at them? You have to see all the parts to see the whole, right?????????????
 
2012-08-14 01:01:09 PM
All the mods are fat ugly spinsters
 
2012-08-14 01:01:10 PM

Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.


Not sure if gay....

*Fry squint*

Or is genuis
 
2012-08-14 01:01:52 PM

Banned on the Run: xanadian: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.

Booties can be aesthetically pleasing as well (NSFW)


Oh dear gawd yes.
 
2012-08-14 01:02:26 PM
I've never noticed if my wife stares at boobs, because if there are boobs available for viewing, well, I'm pretty much looking at the boobs and not my wife. I would, however, like to party with these boob-staring women if they are for real. In fact, 2 women staring at each other's boobs would pretty much have me making them sandwiches.

And wtf, is there a boob bandwidth/month that's already exploded?
 
2012-08-14 01:04:22 PM
God I love boobies... Bouncy and big, or smaller bit pert and firm... Hard little nipples poking from beneath a tight T-shirt...

///Wait, what were we talking about?
///Off to watch Trib porn now!
 
2012-08-14 01:04:45 PM
That's so weird, I was just thinking about boobs...SINCE BIRTH.

Why was I raised a mammal? It is both a curse and a blessing. When will I have time for the finer things in life, like writing poetry, composing songs, smelling the flowers? Who am I kidding all my poems are about boobs anyway.
 
2012-08-14 01:04:53 PM

Johnny Bananapeel: Obligatory photo of Sophia Loren ogling Jane Mansfield's cleavage (SFW unless you work in a super uptight kind of a place).


Expected this to be Boobies, but this thread has no Boobiess
 
2012-08-14 01:08:14 PM
Whar boobies? Whar?
 
2012-08-14 01:08:47 PM
nsfw (boobies)

nsfw (other stuffs)
 
2012-08-14 01:10:46 PM

Need Help Soonish: God I love boobies... Bouncy and big, or smaller bit pert and firm... Hard little nipples poking from beneath a tight T-shirt...


Go on....
 
2012-08-14 01:11:24 PM
This is not a book---------

(Images disabled)

What

The

F*#K!

I don't want to live in this world anymore.
 
2012-08-14 01:13:02 PM

Three-Fifty: As a woman, I always check out other women because 1) we're fun to look at, 2) it's good to scope out the competition, and 3) to keep track of fashion/trends.

I never notice anything on men other than if they are well groomed and if they have handsome/pleasant faces. Men's bodies are way down on the list of things I care about. I do not understand looking at a man's crotch - they might be growers, not showers. I care about nice teeth way more than if someone is in shape.


Absolutely. When I check out other women it's usually not for any sort of sexual context, it's for science. Maybe I like her outfit and wonder what it would look like on me (I'm quite happy wrap shirts are going out of style). Maybe she's complaining about her breasts getting in the way or being hard to dress, and I'm curious (You're what, a C cup? That does seem troublesome). Or maybe maybe I'm just curious. Women talk about breasts, bras, periods, discharge, and pretty much everything else much more than men do, men realize, or men would ever believe. Sorry if that ruins the illusion, it's just the way we are.

I'll admit to checking out men, but there's not a whole lot you can tell. Overall body shape and size, I guess, but rarely specific body parts. Especially those body parts men are most concerned with.
 
2012-08-14 01:18:47 PM
You stare at them even more if they have spinning tassels.

( i ) ( ! )
 
2012-08-14 01:20:09 PM
So a boob thread and no pics can be posted? Does Fark do this often?

/leaving dissapoint
 
2012-08-14 01:20:11 PM

hammettman: I've never noticed if my wife stares at boobs, because if there are boobs available for viewing, well, I'm pretty much looking at the boobs and not my wife. I would, however, like to party with these boob-staring women if they are for real. In fact, 2 women staring at each other's boobs would pretty much have me making them sandwiches.

And wtf, is there a boob bandwidth/month that's already exploded?


It's a phenomenon best experienced when you're sitting opposite each other at a table, so you can't look without being obvious, but you can see her reaction. It's hard for her to get mad at you for staring when you've already caught her.
 
2012-08-14 01:23:42 PM
why does fark hate people clicking on links? why?

bie?
eip...
 
2012-08-14 01:23:45 PM

LDM90: This is not a bookmark. No seriously.


Especially since clicking the 'Favorites' button at the top of the thread has the link added to one's profile, the need for 'bookmark' posts is done away with.
 
2012-08-14 01:24:53 PM
What twat 86ed pics in the thread? These threads get more attention than any stupid kittens ever do.

/off to stomp a kitten to death.
 
2012-08-14 01:25:44 PM

King Something: No images in a thread about boobs.

It's about as useful as a sports bar with no booze, hot wings or TVs.


Alright, alright, here you go. A picture of MY boobs.



The power of boobs compel you!
 
2012-08-14 01:26:41 PM
Unbelievable! Images disabled in a boob thread? WTF are the mods thinking?
 
2012-08-14 01:28:52 PM

Ghastly: King Something: No images in a thread about boobs.

It's about as useful as a sports bar with no booze, hot wings or TVs.

Alright, alright, here you go. A picture of MY boobs.



The power of boobs compel you!


/Off to stomp kittens and shave brain.
 
2012-08-14 01:29:06 PM
Okay, here is the picture of my boobs. Behold the marvel of duct tape and flax seeds.
 
2012-08-14 01:29:38 PM

Ghastly: Unbelievable! Images disabled in a boob thread? WTF are the mods thinking?


That you might show us your boobs?
 
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