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(MTV)   It's official: Scientific study proves women also stare at boobs   (guycodeblog.mtv.com) divider line 342
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2012-08-14 09:37:55 AM  
I go to MTV for all my scientific research
 
2012-08-14 09:41:13 AM  
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/07/120725150215.htm
 
2012-08-14 09:44:19 AM  
Was there an article below that pair of boobs?
 
2012-08-14 09:59:23 AM  
Who doesn't want to stare at that all day?!
 
2012-08-14 10:00:41 AM  
ewww no pictures allowed in this thread.


Peace out!
 
2012-08-14 10:04:52 AM  
This is undoubtedly true. My wife frequently says things like "Look, that woman has huge boobs" or "Wow, check that out, she really needs a better bra" or "Hey, don't look at her!" I'm pretty sure it's some sort of a test.
 
2012-08-14 10:04:58 AM  
Heh, it's a fact!
 
2012-08-14 10:20:05 AM  
A boobs thread with pics disabled?

-1

Seriously let's vote this mother down to - eleven billionty.
 
2012-08-14 10:20:54 AM  
Images disabled in this thread?!?!?!??

Link
 
2012-08-14 10:23:21 AM  
I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.
 
2012-08-14 10:23:44 AM  
Well yeah, but when we do, we're judging.
 
2012-08-14 10:52:42 AM  
Um. MTV is the latest scientific journal outlet??

*facepalm*

/maybe they're trying to make up for the dumbing-down of America due to shows like Jersey Shore and "Real" World...
 
2012-08-14 10:53:22 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ewww no pictures allowed in this thread.


Peace out!


The admins know us TOO WELL.
 
2012-08-14 10:54:13 AM  

Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.


I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.
 
2012-08-14 10:55:45 AM  
( . )( . )
 
2012-08-14 10:58:26 AM  

xanadian: Um. MTV is the latest scientific journal outlet??


It's all part of the cycle. TLC airs Honey Boo Boo; MTV airs science.
 
2012-08-14 11:50:34 AM  
Note: Images are disabled in this thread.

Bastards!
 
2012-08-14 12:18:33 PM  

Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.


Maybe he's pretending to be gay. If so, it's a clever scam...
 
2012-08-14 12:22:51 PM  

BurnShrike: Was there an article below that pair of boobs?


The Stealth Hippopotamus: Who doesn't want to stare at that all day?!


It's Katniss!
 
2012-08-14 12:25:25 PM  
Well, duh. You don't think I go to Hooters for the wings, do you?
 
2012-08-14 12:26:05 PM  
I am not surprised. Then again, I love boobies.
 
2012-08-14 12:27:34 PM  
And not just the hot ones! Even when a hefty gal lets her chest-beefers hang out,

And just when I thought I'd heard every synonym for breasts...
 
2012-08-14 12:28:23 PM  
chest beefers.
 
2012-08-14 12:29:07 PM  
I hear that there were three boobs in a movie recently.
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the_three_stooges_image__3_.jp g
 
2012-08-14 12:29:16 PM  
Everybody checks out boobs, but it's only evil when men do it. Some women seem to make such a lot of effort to put them on display that I just don't have the heart to disappoint them.
 
2012-08-14 12:29:57 PM  
It's science
 
2012-08-14 12:29:59 PM  
when did fark decide it was going to illicit some interest other than the prurient?
 
2012-08-14 12:30:41 PM  
The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder
 
2012-08-14 12:30:48 PM  
chubby chicks with small boobs are useless. chubby chicks with huge boobs are something else.
 
2012-08-14 12:31:02 PM  
( o )( o )
 
2012-08-14 12:31:42 PM  
I for one am glad that science has proven women are aware of boobs, compare boobs, and size up potential rivals by staring at boobs.

Boobs are awesomely powerful, aren't they?
 
2012-08-14 12:31:52 PM  

marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder


Do it.
 
2012-08-14 12:32:17 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Well yeah, but when we do, we're judging.


I know; my wife does that too. And if she offers some sort of degrading commentary, it means that I can take a good look too without fear of being castigated, so long as I perfunctorily agree.
 
2012-08-14 12:32:46 PM  

xanadian: The Stealth Hippopotamus: ewww no pictures allowed in this thread.


Peace out!

The admins know us TOO WELLHATE FREEDOM.


FTFM
 
2012-08-14 12:33:30 PM  
Did the article use the phrase "chest beefers" or am I losing my mind. As the proud owner of a set of sweater pups, I can tell you... I've never thought of them as "chest beefers".
 
2012-08-14 12:34:45 PM  
Mods, I lead a simple life and all that I ask for is an occasional boobie thread. Take pitty and some compassion for my eyes long for bosom. and something else longs too.
 
2012-08-14 12:34:57 PM  
duh... boobs are awesome
 
2012-08-14 12:36:51 PM  

xanadian: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.


Like this (NSFW)

Or this (NSFW)

Or this (NSFW)
 
2012-08-14 12:37:02 PM  

incendi: marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder

Do it.


Find out if she has kids first. And if she does, find out how old they are. Then calculate how old she was when she had her first kid. You might discover a red flag.

/voice of experience
 
2012-08-14 12:37:09 PM  
Yeah, the wife does too and as long as I'm not drooling as I zombie walk over to shove my face into them it's OK. Looking is just fine but anything further would put my balls in a vice and I'm not into that.
 
2012-08-14 12:38:13 PM  

xanadian: Um. MTV is the latest scientific journal outlet??

*facepalm*


Shut your whore mouth while boobies thread is in play.

Boobies are worth discarding science.
 
2012-08-14 12:38:41 PM  
They're right there... how can you not stare?
 
2012-08-14 12:38:51 PM  

miss diminutive: And not just the hot ones! Even when a hefty gal lets her chest-beefers hang out,

And just when I thought I'd heard every synonym for breasts...


and i bet you would have posted yours in this thread if not for the ban on images in this thread amirite?
 
2012-08-14 12:38:59 PM  

xanadian: Mugato: I know a gay guy who loves boobs. And since he's gay, they let him play with them. Boobies are universal.

I love boobs, too. They're just not something I use for sexual stimulation. It's more of an aesthetic thing.


Booties can be aesthetically pleasing as well (NSFW)
 
2012-08-14 12:39:02 PM  

marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder


Giving her 20 seconds of disappointment will cure her of that.
 
2012-08-14 12:39:57 PM  
No images in a thread about boobs.

It's about as useful as a sports bar with no booze, hot wings or TVs.
 
2012-08-14 12:40:31 PM  
What happened to you Fark.
It use to be that you could count on a good old boobie thread to book mark and check out at home.
Now...now you are all censored and politically correct.
For shame.
 
2012-08-14 12:41:20 PM  
This thread does not deliver.
 
2012-08-14 12:41:43 PM  

animalmagnet: Everybody checks out boobs, but it's only evil when men do it. Some women seem to make such a lot of effort to put them on display that I just don't have the heart to disappoint them.


Correction: It's only evil when an unattractive man does it. Or unattractive woman I guess (depending on how the target swings).
 
2012-08-14 12:42:47 PM  

marleymaniac: The lady at my work ALWAYS stares at my junk when I talk to her. 40 something, recently divorced and I can see hunger in her eyes. *Shudder


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