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(Federal News Radio)   Over $60,000 in computer equipment stolen from the home of Steve Jobs. Authorities optimistic they will recover the stolen computer   (federalnewsradio.com) divider line 66
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2012-08-14 09:45:16 AM
I hope he kept an iNventory
 
2012-08-14 09:45:27 AM
Just wait 20 minutes and it will be obsolete.
 
2012-08-14 09:45:41 AM
Probably the fact that it was fairly well published he usually kept his doors unlocked contributed to this idiot trying to steal things.
 
2012-08-14 09:47:14 AM
$60K?
The burglar got two laptops and a pair of sneakers?
 
2012-08-14 09:47:18 AM
i.ytimg.com
hello computer!
 
Skr
2012-08-14 09:47:22 AM
I hope his downloaded consciousness wasn't in there. Too soon to unleash him. Too soon.
 
2012-08-14 09:47:52 AM
That's not even an Apple I.
 
2012-08-14 09:48:09 AM
Half a Million in bail for a burglary? See less for murder.
 
2012-08-14 09:48:12 AM
img812.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 09:48:21 AM
Oh, come on; Apple's stuff isn't THAT overpriced. There must have been at least three, maybe even four machines in there.
 
2012-08-14 09:48:43 AM
Sounds like an inside Jobs.
 
2012-08-14 09:49:17 AM
string him up.

i miss steve
 
2012-08-14 09:51:27 AM
Funny this is; there are people who would pay that for a Macbook that was actually owned by Steve Jobs.
So subby inadvertently was correct.

/Not one of those people
//Thing probably smells like ass
 
2012-08-14 09:52:11 AM
Gates did it.
 
2012-08-14 09:52:47 AM
I thought..Either the joke is that Apple stuff is really expensive, OR the joke is that the police will give one back and keep the rest.
 
2012-08-14 09:53:51 AM
IT crowd funny.
 
2012-08-14 09:55:22 AM
oldcomputers.net
 
2012-08-14 09:57:50 AM
A fully loaded Macintosh II system?
 
2012-08-14 09:58:02 AM

Earpj: I thought..Either the joke is that Apple stuff is really expensive, OR the joke is that the police will give one back and keep the rest.


OR it's a play on the police routinely over-stating the street value of seized drugs.
 
2012-08-14 09:59:35 AM
i1247.photobucket.com


McKayla does not give a fark....
 
2012-08-14 10:02:00 AM
Over $60,000 in computer equipment stolen from the home of Steve Jobs. Authorities optimistic they will recover the stolen computer phone

Fixed that for Subby
 
2012-08-14 10:03:24 AM

rudemix: [oldcomputers.net image 535x310]


Holy crap, I just had a flashback
 
2012-08-14 10:05:21 AM

GoodOmens: Probably the fact that it was fairly well published he usually kept his doors unlocked contributed to this idiot trying to steal things.


do you know how I know that you didn't read the farking article?
 
2012-08-14 10:06:53 AM

rudemix:


I was just reminiscing about my old ti99...

Good times.

/the lawn... Off it
 
2012-08-14 10:07:37 AM

GoodOmens: Probably the fact that it was fairly well published he usually kept his doors unlocked contributed to this idiot trying to steal things.


His house was incompatible with burglars, so it was safe.
 
2012-08-14 10:12:23 AM
By "computer equipment" they mean pc.
 
2012-08-14 10:16:20 AM
I think I found what they got away with:

www8.pcmag.com
 
2012-08-14 10:17:17 AM
Maybe it was one of the old Samsung devices that Apple copied.
 
2012-08-14 10:17:39 AM
What's next for Jobs?
 
2012-08-14 10:17:45 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Funny this is; there are people who would pay that for a Macbook that was actually owned by Steve Jobs.


I'd bet there would be a bidding war from fanbois over Jobs' unwashed socks.
 
2012-08-14 10:18:13 AM
Well done subby, well done.
 
2012-08-14 10:20:24 AM

Perducci: Maybe it was one of the old Samsung Xerox devices that Apple copied.


History of the GUI
 
2012-08-14 10:20:40 AM
Bahahahaha. Pause. Snort. .... Bahahahaha.
 
2012-08-14 10:23:00 AM
"Flattery refused to discuss details about the case."

Yes, we all know, Flattery will get you nowhere.
 
2012-08-14 10:23:38 AM
Was his prototype blue box stolen?
 
2012-08-14 10:24:43 AM
Be hilarious if one went into Job's old house and found nothing but PC's wouldn't it? Damnit, if only i'd have lived longer I KNOW I could have made DOS work better than Bill did.......
 
2012-08-14 10:25:10 AM

Biness: string him up.

i miss steve


Yeah I miss an overbearing egotistical asshole who has control and anger issues. The same asshole who is on record and film saying how awesome and great they are for "stealing and copying great ideas" but then turns around and goes on a holy war against android because *gasp* their screen is rectangular like ours!.
 
2012-08-14 10:29:13 AM
I thought he learned a lesson from Xerox about leaving your doors unlocked.
 
2012-08-14 10:32:50 AM
Kariem McFarlin. da fuq?
 
2012-08-14 10:34:52 AM
He'll just have to steal another one in 6 months.
 
2012-08-14 10:35:42 AM

GoodOmens: Probably the fact that it was fairly well published he usually kept his doors unlocked contributed to this idiot trying to steal things.


Hm. The only thing that Apple ever left unlocked.
 
S23
2012-08-14 10:39:27 AM
Are they sure it wasn't Nolan Bushnell, recovering his old Atari components?
 
2012-08-14 10:43:58 AM
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though... or the Creedence.
 
2012-08-14 10:48:26 AM

rudemix: [oldcomputers.net image 535x310]


My first computer. I actually just bought one of these for like $10, just to bring back old memories-good times.
 
2012-08-14 10:48:30 AM
Isn't his home a coffin now?
 
2012-08-14 10:58:34 AM

TiMthisIS: Isn't his home a coffin now?


A pricey coffin with a touchscreen interface that still doesn't support 4G. Also if he's exhumed the warranty is voided.
 
2012-08-14 10:59:44 AM

Impasse: TiMthisIS: Isn't his home a coffin now?

A pricey coffin with a touchscreen interface that still doesn't support 4G. Also if he's exhumed the warranty is voided.


I hear he's working on a jail-break.
 
2012-08-14 11:08:13 AM

TiMthisIS: Isn't his home a coffin now?


Only when his Apple Cult isn't bathing and worshiping his remains by candlelight.
 
2012-08-14 11:10:33 AM
Half a Million in bail for a burglary? See less for murder.

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
♫Half a mil for bail because I'm African♫

/But yeah, that guy had to be black to get that kind of bail.
 
2012-08-14 11:15:15 AM
blog.seanmcg.com
 
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