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(WPTV)   Former pastor found guilty of teen sex wasn't trying to kill himself in court, he was just making sure his breath was sweet enough for prison   ( divider line
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8785 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2012 at 8:45 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-14 08:51:57 AM  
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maybe he wasn't getting enough RETSYN.
2012-08-14 08:52:40 AM  
That this vile POS was convicted by a cricket makes this even better.
2012-08-14 08:57:00 AM  
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2012-08-14 08:58:53 AM  

Apos: That this vile POS was convicted by a cricket makes this even better.

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2012-08-14 09:06:00 AM  

ChipNASA: [ image 850x534]

Mentos, the rape maker!
2012-08-14 09:10:42 AM  
Thou shalt not troll the court.
2012-08-14 09:12:51 AM  
My initial reaction was the same as the one I had at the time this happened

What is this I don't even...
2012-08-14 09:13:16 AM  
That little stunt was probably one of the best short-term acts of self preservation he could come up with. Act suicidal, get put on suicide watch. I'd imagine that tends to cut down on the butt-rape for a while.
2012-08-14 09:15:35 AM  

ChipNASA: [ image 850x534]

As long as he doesn't think Mints give him the okay to slide through the back seat of my car.
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2012-08-14 09:17:34 AM  
That's okay, his breath will soon be smelling like asshole and syrup.
2012-08-14 09:32:09 AM  
What do you want to bet someone made a bundle by selling him altoids and saying they were poison?
2012-08-14 09:32:35 AM  
What an attention whore.

Even if they were pills, taken them in front of about 100 people is such dramatic fashion is not a attempt to kill yourself, it's screaming "LOOK AT ME!"
2012-08-14 09:43:46 AM  
How was he convicted by a cricket?
2012-08-14 10:01:16 AM  

MythDragon: That's okay, his breath will soon be smelling like asshole and syrup.

I prefer jelly
2012-08-14 10:01:26 AM  
Wow, that's probably the douchiest thing ever. At the moment he's convicted, rather than listen to the judge berate him, and get carted out, he swallows a fist full of mints and acts suicidal. They have to stop the proceedings, and he's carried out on a gurney getting all kinds of attention.

Total psycho - it's all about him. I just wish they had caught the manipulative bastard sooner.

May he rot in prision solitary. That's the worst punishment possible for an attention whore sociopath like him: forced to live, but given no attention. No interaction. Nothing. Just him and 4 walls while entropy slowly takes his sight, his hearing, his strength, his mind - and finally, his life.
2012-08-14 10:16:33 AM  

MythDragon: That's okay, his breath will soon be smelling like asshole and syrup.

Or Welch's grape jelly. They come in those handy little packets.
2012-08-14 10:19:38 AM  
This jerk is still playing the system.
2012-08-14 10:44:51 AM  
I see them finding him hung in his cell and will call it suicide even though he will have a broken nose, ribs, arms, legs and neck.
2012-08-14 12:58:47 PM  
Because there's nothing worse than getting a BJ from someone with bad breath. Well...almost nothing.
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