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(Daily Mail)   A serious accident that kills a horse and leaves two people injured closes the highway. Do you pass the time by? A) Talking on the phone. B) Reading. C) Skateboarding up and down the road   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-08-14 08:54:36 AM
I don't get it. Are reading and talking on the phone the only acceptable activities when sitting in one place for hours?
 
Skr
2012-08-14 08:55:33 AM
Somber moments need some light hearting. Though I wonder if he was in a position to know the extent of the accident before jumping on his board. Coasting blindly into a rescue op would be unfortunate.
 
2012-08-14 08:55:47 AM
Better than sitting around getting fat.
 
2012-08-14 08:56:21 AM
We had a kid get killed skateboarding on the main street here last summer, so I'm not getting a kick, etc.

/And I got the hairy eyeball when I told them to GTFO because it wasn't safe.
//One of them even threatened to beat me up. Karma's a biatch.
 
2012-08-14 08:58:39 AM
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
 
2012-08-14 09:00:33 AM
I remember being on a highway in Tennessee, waiting on an airlift from an accident, wishing I had my board with me. Good on him.
 
2012-08-14 09:00:52 AM

sethen320: I don't get it. Are reading and talking on the phone the only acceptable activities when sitting in one place for hours?


Well, there is masturbating but for some reason some people get offended when I lay on the hood of my car and go for it.
 
2012-08-14 09:03:48 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: We had a kid get killed skateboarding on the main street here last summer, so I'm not getting a kick, etc.

/And I got the hairy eyeball when I told them to GTFO because it wasn't safe.
//One of them even threatened to beat me up. Karma's a biatch.


When the kid was skateboarding on the main street, was it stopped for hours? Because that's kind of not the same thing.
 
2012-08-14 09:08:33 AM
My rage meter is reading a big fat ZERO on this one............
 
2012-08-14 09:09:41 AM
Photo cutline FTA: "A lorry involved in the collision, which had its front cab crushed, sits metres away from the white van and horsebox, which can be seen in the background"

I almost dated a woman named Horsebox.
 
2012-08-14 09:11:10 AM

sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: We had a kid get killed skateboarding on the main street here last summer, so I'm not getting a kick, etc.

/And I got the hairy eyeball when I told them to GTFO because it wasn't safe.
//One of them even threatened to beat me up. Karma's a biatch.

When the kid was skateboarding on the main street, was it stopped for hours? Because that's kind of not the same thing.


This is fark. Are you autistic? Did I say they were the same? Did anybody? Who asked you?
 
2012-08-14 09:11:45 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Photo cutline FTA: "A lorry involved in the collision, which had its front cab crushed, sits metres away from the white van and horsebox, which can be seen in the background"

I almost dated a woman named Horsebox.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-14 09:13:05 AM
If they've closed down the road, then it's essentially become a "parking lot". So, where's the problem?
 
2012-08-14 09:17:31 AM
Obama?
 
2012-08-14 09:18:55 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

'Everyone was smiling and saw the funny side..."

i.dailymail.co.uk

Yeah, that's farking hysterical.
 
2012-08-14 09:20:31 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Photo cutline FTA: "A lorry involved in the collision, which had its front cab crushed, sits metres away from the white van and horsebox, which can be seen in the background"

I almost dated a woman named Horsebox.


For a second, I thought you where talking about subby's mom, but then I remembered her name is actualy Whorebox.
 
2012-08-14 09:22:40 AM
In some places they say the doors of the "horsebox" had to be ripped open to get the horses out. Other places they say the horses were wandering around after the accident left the doors open. WTF
 
2012-08-14 09:32:18 AM
we got stuck at a fatal accident for almost 3 hours this summer on the 401 in canada, (like I-75) and many people were doing strange things, like skateboarding, playing catch, setting up a bbq, with fold out lawn chairs and having a open beer. the cop who questioned him about it was cool when he was told that i'm not the one driving, and i'm not in a car, but the topper was the man doing tai-chi for almost 2 hours and the teenagers in front of him doing it to mock him
 
2012-08-14 09:35:14 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]

'Everyone was smiling and saw the funny side..."

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x384]

Yeah, that's farking hysterical.


"♫ Always look on the bright side of life... ♫"
 
2012-08-14 09:36:35 AM

Mr. Potatoass: HotIgneous Intruder: Photo cutline FTA: "A lorry involved in the collision, which had its front cab crushed, sits metres away from the white van and horsebox, which can be seen in the background"

I almost dated a woman named Horsebox.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x928]


Holy horse hoses, who is that?
 
2012-08-14 09:38:22 AM

monthos: Obama?


I see I'm not the only one who thought that...

But anyway, so long as he wasn't interfering with the rescue activities, who cares?
 
2012-08-14 09:38:35 AM
I've thrown a frisbee around on the autobahn. A big wreck stopped traffic for a couple hours and it was something to do.
 
2012-08-14 09:41:13 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Mr. Potatoass: HotIgneous Intruder: Photo cutline FTA: "A lorry involved in the collision, which had its front cab crushed, sits metres away from the white van and horsebox, which can be seen in the background"

I almost dated a woman named Horsebox.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x928]

Holy horse hoses, who is that?


SJP
 
2012-08-14 09:42:31 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Mr. Potatoass: HotIgneous Intruder: Photo cutline FTA: "A lorry involved in the collision, which had its front cab crushed, sits metres away from the white van and horsebox, which can be seen in the background"

I almost dated a woman named Horsebox.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x928]

Holy horse hoses, who is that?


The winner of the 2:45 at Newmarket
 
2012-08-14 09:50:06 AM

Mr. Potatoass: HotIgneous Intruder: Photo cutline FTA: "A lorry involved in the collision, which had its front cab crushed, sits metres away from the white van and horsebox, which can be seen in the background"

I almost dated a woman named Horsebox.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x928]


Not bad for a woman as old as she is.
 
2012-08-14 10:03:35 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: We had a kid get killed skateboarding on the main street here last summer, so I'm not getting a kick, etc.

/And I got the hairy eyeball when I told them to GTFO because it wasn't safe.
//One of them even threatened to beat me up. Karma's a biatch.

When the kid was skateboarding on the main street, was it stopped for hours? Because that's kind of not the same thing.

This is fark. Are you autistic? Did I say they were the same? Did anybody? Who asked you?


Judging by your social skills and disproportionate response I would say you may be a touch autistic yourself or possibly even be harboring an extra chromosome.

It's ok though...you're still special to me.
 
2012-08-14 10:11:44 AM

sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: We had a kid get killed skateboarding on the main street here last summer, so I'm not getting a kick, etc.

/And I got the hairy eyeball when I told them to GTFO because it wasn't safe.
//One of them even threatened to beat me up. Karma's a biatch.

When the kid was skateboarding on the main street, was it stopped for hours? Because that's kind of not the same thing.

This is fark. Are you autistic? Did I say they were the same? Did anybody? Who asked you?

Judging by your social skills and disproportionate response I would say you may be a touch autistic yourself or possibly even be harboring an extra chromosome.

It's ok though...you're still special to me.


Actually, traffic was rolling pretty good when the kid got killed. That was part of the problem, since it was a moving car that killed him. And yes, traffic did stop so people could break out their Webers and do some grilling while the firemen spread the cat litter to soak up the blood.
But the best part is that the Domino's Pizza driver who killed the kid disappeared along with his noisy, piece-of-crap car. And nobody skateboards in the street anymore.

/Since you seemed to misunderstand what I wrote and you asked.
//Check the medication level, sir.
 
2012-08-14 10:22:23 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: We had a kid get killed skateboarding on the main street here last summer, so I'm not getting a kick, etc.

/And I got the hairy eyeball when I told them to GTFO because it wasn't safe.
//One of them even threatened to beat me up. Karma's a biatch.

When the kid was skateboarding on the main street, was it stopped for hours? Because that's kind of not the same thing.

This is fark. Are you autistic? Did I say they were the same? Did anybody? Who asked you?

Judging by your social skills and disproportionate response I would say you may be a touch autistic yourself or possibly even be harboring an extra chromosome.

It's ok though...you're still special to me.

Actually, traffic was rolling pretty good when the kid got killed. That was part of the problem, since it was a moving car that killed him. And yes, traffic did stop so people could break out their Webers and do some grilling while the firemen spread the cat litter to soak up the blood.
But the best part is that the Domino's Pizza driver who killed the kid disappeared along with his noisy, piece-of-crap car. And nobody skateboards in the street anymore.

/Since you seemed to misunderstand what I wrote and you asked.
//Check the medication level, sir.


I was going to reply with another insult but I'm actually bored with this. I feel like you may have misunderstood my Weeners but in the end I don't really care.

Have a great day :)
 
2012-08-14 10:27:49 AM

sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: sethen320: HotIgneous Intruder: We had a kid get killed skateboarding on the main street here last summer, so I'm not getting a kick, etc.

/And I got the hairy eyeball when I told them to GTFO because it wasn't safe.
//One of them even threatened to beat me up. Karma's a biatch.

When the kid was skateboarding on the main street, was it stopped for hours? Because that's kind of not the same thing.

This is fark. Are you autistic? Did I say they were the same? Did anybody? Who asked you?

Judging by your social skills and disproportionate response I would say you may be a touch autistic yourself or possibly even be harboring an extra chromosome.

It's ok though...you're still special to me.

Actually, traffic was rolling pretty good when the kid got killed. That was part of the problem, since it was a moving car that killed him. And yes, traffic did stop so people could break out their Webers and do some grilling while the firemen spread the cat litter to soak up the blood.
But the best part is that the Domino's Pizza driver who killed the kid disappeared along with his noisy, piece-of-crap car. And nobody skateboards in the street anymore.

/Since you seemed to misunderstand what I wrote and you asked.
//Check the medication level, sir.

I was going to reply with another insult but I'm actually bored with this. I feel like you may have misunderstood my Weeners but in the end I don't really care.

Have a great day :)


Weeners...that sounds funny.
 
2012-08-14 11:37:31 AM
People die and life goes on......
 
2012-08-14 11:47:00 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: We had a kid get killed skateboarding on the main street here last summer, so I'm not getting a kick, etc.

/And I got the hairy eyeball when I told them to GTFO because it wasn't safe.
//One of them even threatened to beat me up. Karma's a biatch.




So now do you walk up to every skater and tell them that you know a kid who was killed skateboarding, so they should stop enjoying life the way they want to?

I bet you walk up to random smokers on the street and tell them that smoking is bad for them.

Either way you sound like a lot of fun!
 
2012-08-14 01:45:25 PM
If I was stuck in traffic and finally had the chance to skate one of those embankments to concrete barrier on the shoulder of the freeway? Hell yeah.
 
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