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(NJ.com)   Advice for mistresses: The difference between "asking for gifts" and "extortion" is mostly timing   (nj.com) divider line 29
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2012-08-14 08:47:29 AM  
Lie down with pussy, you're gonna get whipped.
 
2012-08-14 08:54:32 AM  
i.ytimg.com

Ahh Hackensack
 
2012-08-14 08:56:21 AM  
That's Dominatrix subby. Get that capital D in there. ;)

All of the pros that I know (and you get to know quite a few in the community) use accountants who know EXACTLY what they do... and they are very careful to consult with their accountant frequently to make ABSOLUTELY certain that they stay in the clean and clear on the legalities of the issue.

"Damnit! Doctor Boi gave me a new Lexus for a tip! That's going to really mess up my gifts allowance this year" (Yes, I have actually heard those words said .. In that order)
 
2012-08-14 09:09:55 AM  
media.nj.com

Is that all you get for your money?
 
2012-08-14 09:14:47 AM  
So the creep lawyer.....redundant, I know......cheats on his wife, and the girlfriend gets arrested, with her name/picture published in the paper, but his identity is protected? I know, he's the "victim". Must be nice to have connections. Wanna bet he set her up once he got tired of playing with her?
 
2012-08-14 09:19:57 AM  

Arkanaut: Is that all you get for your money?


If that is his sweet thing on the side just imagine what he keeps chained up at home.
 
2012-08-14 09:19:58 AM  

Fissile: So the creep lawyer.....redundant, I know......cheats on his wife, and the girlfriend gets arrested, with her name/picture published in the paper, but his identity is protected? I know, he's the "victim". Must be nice to have connections. Wanna bet he set her up once he got tired of playing with her?


How do you set someone up to blackmail you?
 
2012-08-14 09:21:36 AM  

Arkanaut: [media.nj.com image 155x155]

Is that all you get for your money?


GAH! It's Sheldon Cooper in drag!

media.nj.com

a0.twimg.com
 
2012-08-14 09:47:14 AM  
More advice for mistresses- never try to blackmail a guy for more than what a decent hitman will cost. Actually, never try and blackmail the guy, unless you're ready to leave the biz for good. Word will get round, and there goes your chances at getting a new sugar daddy.
 
2012-08-14 09:51:26 AM  
This is exactly why the Bill Clinton thing was such a big deal. You don't want some random woman having that kind of undue influence over the president. In the case of the president, it's not just about his wife finding out, it's also about the remainder of his political career. The stakes are so big that the demands could be more serious than just shiny metal and tiny rocks -- let the wrong people get their hands on the woman involved, and the demands could involve policy decisions.

But no, it was all just about sex.
 
2012-08-14 09:53:51 AM  
About 10 seconds before orgasm seems to be the right time to ask as far as I can tell. The answer to any and all questions is 'yes' at that point.
 
2012-08-14 10:05:07 AM  

Shadow Blasko: That's Dominatrix subby. Get that capital D in there. ;)

All of the pros that I know (and you get to know quite a few in the community) use accountants who know EXACTLY what they do... and they are very careful to consult with their accountant frequently to make ABSOLUTELY certain that they stay in the clean and clear on the legalities of the issue.

"Damnit! Doctor Boi gave me a new Lexus for a tip! That's going to really mess up my gifts allowance this year" (Yes, I have actually heard those words said .. In that order)


Am I missing something? Wouldn't that be an issue for the donor's unified credit, not hers? Or was it a question of does she have to include it in income, as it was probably more compensation income than true gift?
 
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2012-08-14 10:19:44 AM  
Paging Grables' Daughter...

/or is that Grable's Daughter?
//either way, she's a master (mistress?) at it...
 
2012-08-14 10:21:56 AM  

puppetmaster745: This is exactly why the Bill Clinton thing was such a big deal. You don't want some random woman having that kind of undue influence over the president. In the case of the president, it's not just about his wife finding out, it's also about the remainder of his political career. The stakes are so big that the demands could be more serious than just shiny metal and tiny rocks -- let the wrong people get their hands on the woman involved, and the demands could involve policy decisions.

But no, it was all just about sex.


Also why the Secret Service scandal was big news as well.

"We protect the President with our lives. We are the last line of defence against any threats to the Office of th------ woooie! Lookitdat ass! Sure, sure baby, I can over for a few drinks."
 
2012-08-14 10:37:32 AM  
He'd better hope he's never provided her with any legal service. Otherwise, she'll simply turn around and say, "he made me sleep with him in exchange for legal fees."
 
2012-08-14 10:39:01 AM  
A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.
 
2012-08-14 10:40:00 AM  
One of my friends always says, "Never cheat with someone who has less to lose than you."

Better not to cheat, methinks.
 
2012-08-14 10:46:02 AM  
Did his wife ever find out?
 
2012-08-14 10:49:01 AM  
It's better than blackmail because the X makes it sound cool.
 
2012-08-14 11:06:10 AM  
But did he have a lawyers threesome?

i.e. Bill a client for the time while farking her, so he's screwing them both simultaneously.
 
2012-08-14 11:11:53 AM  
I'm pretty sure she was the cleaning lady at his office. Not sure how I know. She just has that jaded cleaning-lady look.
 
2012-08-14 11:12:21 AM  

Arkanaut: [media.nj.com image 155x155]

Is that all you get for your money?


Seems such a waste of time, if that's what you're all about.
 
2012-08-14 11:18:15 AM  
I need a new mistress.
 
2012-08-14 12:56:45 PM  

puppetmaster745: This is exactly why the Bill Clinton thing was such a big deal. You don't want some random woman having that kind of undue influence over the president. In the case of the president, it's not just about his wife finding out, it's also about the remainder of his political career. The stakes are so big that the demands could be more serious than just shiny metal and tiny rocks -- let the wrong people get their hands on the woman involved, and the demands could involve policy decisions.

But no, it was all just about sex.


You know how incredibly stupid that sounds, right?
 
2012-08-14 12:57:47 PM  
Is this like the difference between Lobbying and Bribing?
 
2012-08-14 01:30:30 PM  
"She was sent to Bergen County Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail."

I wonder if she asked him to put up the bail money too?
 
2012-08-14 01:57:16 PM  

YoungLochinvar: puppetmaster745: This is exactly why the Bill Clinton thing was such a big deal. You don't want some random woman having that kind of undue influence over the president. In the case of the president, it's not just about his wife finding out, it's also about the remainder of his political career. The stakes are so big that the demands could be more serious than just shiny metal and tiny rocks -- let the wrong people get their hands on the woman involved, and the demands could involve policy decisions.

But no, it was all just about sex.

You know how incredibly stupid that sounds, right?


Touche.
 
2012-08-14 02:02:39 PM  

Kaka: Did his wife ever find out?


No. He hid the newspaper that morning and cut the TV cable. Its all cool for now
 
2012-08-14 08:40:02 PM  
Given the very uneven power difference here, you have to wonder if she was just calling him up angry at him for breaking up and throwing a tantrum threatening to tell his wife, and he made up the story about ludicrous demands to get her sent away. The article is short and doesn't say they did anything but take his word of it, being a big lawyer in town and all.

But people are stupid and if she did, it was probably over text or voicemail.
 
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