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(Stuff.co.nz)   Pure New Zealand bottled spring water now comes in new tangy algae flavor   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 8
    More: Fail, consumer complaint, bottled waters, flavors  
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714 clicks; posted to Business » on 14 Aug 2012 at 11:10 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-14 08:23:36 AM  
And it's full of hobbit pee.
 
2012-08-14 01:11:36 PM  
If you are buying bottles of water other than for convenience say on a hike or a long drive you are a moron. there are these things called taps people!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-08-14 01:26:23 PM  
"However, the safety of our consumers is our highest priority so we have recalled the entire run."

Does New Zealand law not require the entire run to be recalled no matter what the company wants?
 
2012-08-14 03:08:19 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: If you are buying bottles of water other than for convenience say on a hike or a long drive you are a moron. there are these things called taps people!


I tried to stop buying New Zealand bottled water, but damn, that stuff is hobbit-forming.
 
2012-08-14 03:17:16 PM  

ZAZ: "However, the safety of our consumers is our highest priority so we have recalled the entire run."

Does New Zealand law not require the entire run to be recalled no matter what the company wants?


Probably, but whatever was found might have been below the "mandatory recall" threshold or they're trying to get in front of the issue before the headline reads "Food Safety Authority Forces Recall...". Or maybe some technicality related to it being a problem with the bottle rather than the content.

Representative of the unwashed masses: If you are buying bottles of water other than for convenience say on a hike or a long drive you are a moron. there are these things called taps people!


OK, grandpa, thanks for taking advantage of another flimsy excuse to tell us how you feel about bottled water.
 
2012-08-14 03:54:18 PM  

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen:

OK, grandpa, thanks for taking advantage of another flimsy excuse to tell us how you feel about bottled water.


Back in my day, we drank urine, not from humans but from cows, beavers, horses. AND WE LIKED IT! Algae? We should be so lucky!
 
2012-08-15 09:46:50 AM  
Pure water straight from the Waikato!

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/Walked across that bridge almost every day.
//Accidentally stepped into the river while pissed.
///Scrubbed my foot for like 7 hours. Nasty stuff.
 
2012-08-17 06:21:15 AM  
i thought spirolina was good 4 u
 
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