InvertedB: And the iPad earns its own dumbass tag for auto correcting "subby" all the time.
sammiejunkmail: Read that as fisting, not fishing.
SovietCanuckistan: "Perry's snapper seemed to get bigger and bigger..."Sounds like the boys had fun, I wonder how many guns they brought.
Rapmaster2000: It's like one of those Extra segments about celebrities engaging in some sort of banal activity as a way to plug a movie. Except I'm not sure what they're plugging here.Maybe Rick Scott will pull off his hat to reveal a lush head of thick, lustrous hair that he grew by using Rick Perry's Miracle Hair Tonic.
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Rapmaster2000: It's like one of those Extra segments about celebrities engaging in some sort of banal activity as a way to plug a movie. Except I'm not sure what they're plugging here.Maybe Rick Scott will pull off his hat to reveal a lush head of thick, lustrous hair that he grew by using Rick Perry's Miracle Hair Tonic.They're plugging a) their jobs record and b) trying to establish Scott as a good ol boy. He's taking a lot of heat, including from his own party, and needs to start thinking about his image for reelection.
Earpj: *sigh*We've lived in Texas for 7 years. My 10 yr old son has begun to say "All y'all" in conversation.
Philip Francis Queeg: On Monday, the two Ricks enjoyed some male bonding as they took their competition to the high seas aboard Relentless, a 65-foot charter fishing boat.Was this too much to ask for?[2.bp.blogspot.com image 516x386]
Mikey1969: FTFA:Correction: The red snapper caught at sea was not brought to land and eaten, the governor's office said Tuesday. It was released. An earlier version of this story was incorrect.Oh, FFS, REALLY? Eat the farking thing already. I can guarantee you that continually getting hooked, almost suffocating, and then being thrown back in the water is NOT "more humane" than actually eating the fish you catch.
Galileo's Daughter: So are we at Derpcon-5 now?
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