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(Daily Mail)   Avid Fark reader Rashida Jones cleans her closet, tells John Travolta to come on out   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 91
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2012-08-14 08:27:42 AM
Good grief, he's 58, aren't people pretty much asexual and waiting for death at that point?
 
2012-08-14 08:30:04 AM
I think he's hiding in an empty closet. Nothing to hide behind anymore.
 
2012-08-14 08:35:36 AM
As another avid Fark reader, I would ask Mr. Travolta to quit drawing his hairline with a Sharpie.
 
2012-08-14 08:35:59 AM
Not that its necessarily brave to come out, but at this point it seems NOT coming out is pretty cowardly.
 
2012-08-14 08:38:12 AM
I think Rashida Jones should sleep with me to see whether I'm gay or not. Repeatedly.
 
2012-08-14 08:44:15 AM
Unless she goes after Tom Cruise as well, I don't want to hear about it.
 
2012-08-14 08:45:16 AM
Actually, why is she voicing an opinion about this?
 
2012-08-14 08:45:24 AM
www.moviesandtvhistoryguy.com
 
2012-08-14 08:46:08 AM
But Rashida Jones is still straight, right? This is important to me.
 
2012-08-14 08:51:27 AM
Hero, eh?
 
2012-08-14 08:52:21 AM

JasonOfOrillia: But Rashida Jones is still straight, right? This is important to me.


Eh, it doesn't matter to me. But I'm going to need some video proof if she is a lesbian.
 
2012-08-14 08:53:38 AM

JasonOfOrillia: But Rashida Jones is still straight, right? This is important to me.


I'm honestly okay with her being bisexual.
 
2012-08-14 08:53:59 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Hero, eh?


I think it's because she may or may not read Fark. I doubt she does.
 
2012-08-14 08:57:26 AM

CodeRedEd: JasonOfOrillia: But Rashida Jones is still straight, right? This is important to me.

I'm honestly okay with her being bisexual.


This thread needs video proof.
 
M-G
2012-08-14 09:00:45 AM

GungFu: I think Rashida Jones should sleep with me to see whether I'm gay or not. Repeatedly.


This.

Well, after she grows those bangs back out....
 
2012-08-14 09:01:28 AM
I've never seen her act, but her still pictures sure are purty.
 
2012-08-14 09:02:43 AM
Welcome to Fark Phylicia Rashad
cdn.abovethelaw.com
 
Skr
2012-08-14 09:11:11 AM
Even if he is gay, bisexual, other, he has built a life around the appearance of being straight. Most people can't drop their life even with damning evidence threatening to change it. Calling someone out like this seems a bit crass and reflects more on Ms. Jones.
If Travolta isn't into women at all, then I really feel sorry for him that his life impressed on him that he needed to be straight.
Him being bisexual would be better in the end since at least his marriage wouldn't have been a lie (for the sexual preference reason, anyways.)
 
2012-08-14 09:21:12 AM
I can't believe people give a shiat about this. Leave him alone and let him live however he wants.

/Leave John alone!
 
2012-08-14 09:21:20 AM
John Travolta, hmm.

/How does the church of Scientific Scatology feel about boy-on-boy action?
 
2012-08-14 09:23:26 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Actually, why is she voicing an opinion about this?


That's what i was wondering. I assume the dailyfail had a slow news day and just replaced some c. Actress with rosh. to stir the pot
 
2012-08-14 09:28:12 AM
I'd say Ms. Jones needs to mind her own farking business...whether Travolta is or isn't gay, is none of her concern....
 
2012-08-14 09:31:08 AM

Tat'dGreaser: I think it's because she may or may not read Fark. I doubt she does.


Of course she does.

She's stalking me.

In fact, not a day goes by when i'm not awakened by the smell of incense wafting up to my bedroom from below. I usually have to call down from the second story window: "Rashida ... you're trampling the begonias again." And don't get me started on the constant envelopes of hair. Poor thing wears a wig these days, i hear.

And yet she always manages to scamper off just before anyone else arrives. She's fast that way. Like a buttered eel.

My neighbours say i'm crazy. But my cats and i know the truth.
 
2012-08-14 09:37:38 AM
In the closet, out of the closet, going back and forth from the closet to the pantry ... who cares?

Just NEVER ... EVER ... make a sequel to "Old Dogs," and we're all good, John.
 
2012-08-14 09:37:57 AM
I'd fark Rashida Jones like she was a gay male.
 
2012-08-14 09:38:47 AM
Hey Rashida - !

Who are you dating?

There haven't been any headlines about this lately & nerdy Jewish guys in Massachusetts want to know!!

Either to be happy for you or to know who we should point our schadenfreude beams at.
 
2012-08-14 09:40:30 AM
Mmmmm, Rashida Jones

www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com
 
2012-08-14 09:44:27 AM

chevydeuce: I'd say Ms. Jones needs to mind her own farking business...whether Travolta is or isn't gay, is none of her concern....


And you're commenting on something that isn't your business, either.
Is that ironic?
Are you a hipster?

/Call me Rashida.
 
2012-08-14 09:46:13 AM
Genetics!

www.starscolor.com
 
2012-08-14 09:47:31 AM
Christ... she was just making some off hand comment and now people are saying that she's trying to out him. Lighten up Francis. Most people don't give a shiat.
 
2012-08-14 09:48:30 AM
Hey John:

I don't care either way but feel free to handle your personal business however you see fit.

Sincerely,
Pretty much everybody
 
2012-08-14 09:49:01 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-14 09:49:31 AM
Yes, a "hero" champions debauchery and abomination!

Hear! Hear!

No matter how many times you liberals say it and no matter how many people "accept" it, homosexuality will never be anything but a sin to One greater than any of you. He proclaimed homosexuality "unseemly", doing that "which is unnatural", and an "abomination" to His Sight. Nothing will ever change that. So society may soon wash their hands of it, but Your Creator never will. He does not change and we shall all answer for our sins.

Mockery of this message will, at your end of days, make no difference and will not save you. You will one day stand before this God and be asked to give account. You will be found wanting. I pray you repent and cry out to the only one who can save you, the Lord Jesus Christ the Messiah, before this day is upon you.
 
2012-08-14 09:50:39 AM

HotIgneous Intruder


/Call me Rashida.


Call me Ishmael.
 
2012-08-14 09:57:03 AM
 
2012-08-14 09:57:43 AM

scuffleball: Yes, a "hero" champions debauchery and abomination!

Hear! Hear!

No matter how many times you liberals say it and no matter how many people "accept" it, homosexuality will never be anything but a sin to One greater than any of you. He proclaimed homosexuality "unseemly", doing that "which is unnatural", and an "abomination" to His Sight. Nothing will ever change that. So society may soon wash their hands of it, but Your Creator never will. He does not change and we shall all answer for our sins.

Mockery of this message will, at your end of days, make no difference and will not save you. You will one day stand before this God and be asked to give account. You will be found wanting. I pray you repent and cry out to the only one who can save you, the Lord Jesus Christ the Messiah, before this day is upon you.


False claims about what God wants.. yeah, that's a BIG sin. Go away.
 
2012-08-14 09:58:49 AM

scuffleball: Yes, a "hero" champions debauchery and abomination!

Hear! Hear!

No matter how many times you liberals say it and no matter how many people "accept" it, homosexuality will never be anything but a sin to One greater than any of you. He proclaimed homosexuality "unseemly", doing that "which is unnatural", and an "abomination" to His Sight. Nothing will ever change that. So society may soon wash their hands of it, but Your Creator never will. He does not change and we shall all answer for our sins.

Mockery of this message will, at your end of days, make no difference and will not save you. You will one day stand before this God and be asked to give account. You will be found wanting. I pray you repent and cry out to the only one who can save you, the Lord Jesus Christ the Messiah, before this day is upon you.


Listen, God made the world, right? He made the Garden of Eden, and he made the trees, and the sky, and the stars, and the snakes, and the rocks, and the tumbleweed, and Margaret Thatcher, right?

He also made Adam in his own image....and it says right there in the Bible that he took Adam's rib and from that he made a woman. The first woman. Ever.

So, think about that, and then ask yourself.

Who did God sleep with before the world began?
 
2012-08-14 10:00:52 AM

KradDrol: Who did God sleep with before the world began?


How do you think black holes are formed?
 
2012-08-14 10:03:15 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: KradDrol: Who did God sleep with before the world began?

How do you think black holes are formed?


Are you saying black holes are God's Fleshlights(tm)?
 
2012-08-14 10:06:52 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Actually, why is she voicing an opinion about this?


I thought the same thing then I read the article. The interviewer led the conversation and she responded.

I liked what she said, to paraphrase, that coming out helps an individual move on with his/her life.
 
2012-08-14 10:07:59 AM

KradDrol: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: KradDrol: Who did God sleep with before the world began?

How do you think black holes are formed?

Are you saying black holes are God's Fleshlights(tm)?


Is there a better explanation?
 
2012-08-14 10:08:19 AM

scuffleball: Yes, a "hero" champions debauchery and abomination!

Hear! Hear!

No matter how many times you liberals say it and no matter how many people "accept" it, homosexuality will never be anything but a sin to One greater than any of you. He proclaimed homosexuality "unseemly", doing that "which is unnatural", and an "abomination" to His Sight. Nothing will ever change that. So society may soon wash their hands of it, but Your Creator never will. He does not change and we shall all answer for our sins.

Mockery of this message will, at your end of days, make no difference and will not save you. You will one day stand before this God and be asked to give account. You will be found wanting. I pray you repent and cry out to the only one who can save you, the Lord Jesus Christ the Messiah, before this day is upon you.


Yeah, I'm breaking this oldie out:

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-14 10:26:08 AM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1311]


That picture makes me melt more than any glamourpuss or Hot Girl of the Moment ever could.
 
2012-08-14 10:27:49 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: HotIgneous Intruder

/Call me Rashida.


Call me Ishmael.


Call me maybe
 
2012-08-14 10:28:26 AM
Travolta utterly refutes the claims, and has produced evidence that seems to vindicate him.

So...let's move on.
 
2012-08-14 10:34:16 AM

unfarkingbelievable: I thought the same thing then I read the article. The interviewer led the conversation and she responded.

I liked what she said, to paraphrase, that coming out helps an individual move on with his/her life.


Well well well, I guess I should read the links more often
 
2012-08-14 10:39:12 AM
Rashida Jones is the hottest woman on the planet.

There, I said it.
 
2012-08-14 10:49:50 AM
There was a joke on The Office when Michael first met her:

"Wow, you're exotic looking. Was your Dad a GI?"

Offensive+Funny=SuperFunny

(Marry me, Rashida)
 
2012-08-14 10:52:30 AM
sure, what the hell.
 
2012-08-14 10:52:49 AM
He's a bird in flight
He's a hermaphrodite
He farks himself as he farks the WOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLD
 
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