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2012-08-14 07:46:43 AM
My cat does the exact same thing, except every single knock overable item would be on its side or on the ground.
 
2012-08-14 08:36:49 AM
Dogs do the same thing. Then they shiat on your rug.
 
2012-08-14 09:05:42 AM
The yawn at the end is what makes this beautiful.
 
2012-08-14 09:31:28 AM
False.

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2012-08-14 09:49:02 AM
Yep, looks pretty standard.

We once had a cat that would deliberately do this but look you straight in the eye the whole time. Seriously, he'd get up somewhere with lots of human shiat to knock down. Meow until he had your attention, then stare at you while sloooooowly pushing things on to the floor.

"Hey. Hey you. See this thing right here? It's yours, right? Well fark you! On to the floor it goes. Like that? Yeah. Dumb-ass human. What about this thing? Looks important. Oops! Right on the farking floor."
 
2012-08-14 09:52:30 AM

Jackson Herring: False.

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Wow you have beautiful cattes.
 
2012-08-14 10:01:59 AM

gopher321: Dogs do the same thing. Then they shiat on your rug.


Really? You let your dog sit on your dresser? Weird.
 
2012-08-14 10:07:19 AM

Titor's Time Machine: Yep, looks pretty standard.

We once had a cat that would deliberately do this but look you straight in the eye the whole time. Seriously, he'd get up somewhere with lots of human shiat to knock down. Meow until he had your attention, then stare at you while sloooooowly pushing things on to the floor.

"Hey. Hey you. See this thing right here? It's yours, right? Well fark you! On to the floor it goes. Like that? Yeah. Dumb-ass human. What about this thing? Looks important. Oops! Right on the farking floor."


Mine will ONLY knock stuff down if you are looking at her. Not home? No problem. In another room? No problem. Accidentally look at the cat while she is on the bookshelf, your stuff is going down.

But on the plus side, she is the master of insect control, no fly, moth or mouse problem here, so I figure she earns her keep.

But I swear there are times that she looks at me and I can telepathically hear "stupid human" from the little biatches brain!
 
2012-08-14 10:15:29 AM
This is like my cat, except my cat is way more sinister, and strategic. One time I was showering, and i get out of the shower, and open my bedroom door and see that my cat has just knocked over a cup of water, spilling it directly onto my closed laptop (thank god it was closed). So I start to run over to the computer and notice im stepping in water, and look down to realize im walking through the shattered remains of a second glass the asshole had knocked over previously. Like Die Hard in that mother farker. My cat is definetly a bigger asshole than your cat.
 
2012-08-14 10:40:20 AM

vinnydoz007: This is like my cat, except my cat is way more sinister, and strategic. One time I was showering, and i get out of the shower, and open my bedroom door and see that my cat has just knocked over a cup of water, spilling it directly onto my closed laptop (thank god it was closed). So I start to run over to the computer and notice im stepping in water, and look down to realize im walking through the shattered remains of a second glass the asshole had knocked over previously. Like Die Hard in that mother farker. My cat is definetly a bigger asshole than your cat.


Let's see. Cat spills water on the floor. Then spills water on a device powered by electricity. All while you're wet from the shower. Yeah. You cat wasn't being an asshole. It was trying to kill you.
 
2012-08-14 10:43:57 AM
When I was young we had a cat named Mitzi who would do this all night long while we were sleeping. One night she knocked off a bottle of Chanel #5 Parfum from Mom's dresser, it uncapped when it fell and the whole house woke up from the over-powering scent. My parents had to replace that rug because they couldn't wash the scent from it. After that, Pop would line the dressers with match packs, balls of gum foil, paper clips, small crumpled dixie cups--anything that would make no noise when it fell or wouldn't do anything as awful as waking you up to CHANEL everywhere.
 
2012-08-14 10:46:17 AM

Drunken_Polar_Bear: vinnydoz007: This is like my cat, except my cat is way more sinister, and strategic. One time I was showering, and i get out of the shower, and open my bedroom door and see that my cat has just knocked over a cup of water, spilling it directly onto my closed laptop (thank god it was closed). So I start to run over to the computer and notice im stepping in water, and look down to realize im walking through the shattered remains of a second glass the asshole had knocked over previously. Like Die Hard in that mother farker. My cat is definetly a bigger asshole than your cat.

Let's see. Cat spills water on the floor. Then spills water on a device powered by electricity. All while you're wet from the shower. Yeah. You cat wasn't being an asshole. It was trying to kill you.


Yeah. If it looks like a cat and sneaks like a cat, it's a cat.
 
2012-08-14 11:02:03 AM

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: False.

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Wow you have beautiful cattes.


my entire life has been a procession of beautiful pussies
 
2012-08-14 11:15:48 AM
We have indoor/outdoor cats so they show no mischievous behavior inside and they don't scratch up anything either. When you can torture rodents to death what fun is knocking down a pill bottle.
 
2012-08-14 11:39:22 AM

Drunken_Polar_Bear: vinnydoz007: This is like my cat, except my cat is way more sinister, and strategic. One time I was showering, and i get out of the shower, and open my bedroom door and see that my cat has just knocked over a cup of water, spilling it directly onto my closed laptop (thank god it was closed). So I start to run over to the computer and notice im stepping in water, and look down to realize im walking through the shattered remains of a second glass the asshole had knocked over previously. Like Die Hard in that mother farker. My cat is definetly a bigger asshole than your cat.

Let's see. Cat spills water on the floor. Then spills water on a device powered by electricity. All while you're wet from the shower. Yeah. You cat wasn't being an asshole. It was trying to kill you.


oh im aware. Its not the first time. He farks with me all the time. Im fairly certain he has a plan for my demise.
 
2012-08-14 11:48:35 AM
Drunken_Polar_Bear: Let's see. Cat spills water on the floor. Then spills water on a device powered by electricity. All while you're wet from the shower. Yeah. You cat wasn't being an asshole. It was trying to kill you.

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2012-08-14 11:48:55 AM
I threw it on the ground.
You must think I'm a joke.
I ain't gonna be part of your system.
 
2012-08-14 12:01:20 PM
Actions like these are why I like cats and love dogs.
 
2012-08-14 12:26:49 PM
I woke up two hours early because my cat was trapped in my room last night, so... fark this video. Seriously.
Right in the ear.
 
2012-08-14 01:09:03 PM
Heh, my cat does that a lot. Especially to wake me up for his breakfast.

/gonna miss the lil dude
//he was diagnosed with cancer yesterday :(
 
2012-08-14 01:14:04 PM
This is why whenever I need a pen, I look on the floor.
 
2012-08-14 01:43:40 PM

Pocket Ninja: The yawn at the end is what makes this beautiful.


It was everything to this video.
 
2012-08-14 02:14:51 PM
My cat likes to play this "game" too. And by game, I mean a test of willpower not to throttle the cat. For all others that have cats that do this to stuff on their dresser, try putting those items (purfume, etc.) onto a small decorative tray or box. That way, when the cat knocks it over, it stays in the tray/box.
 
2012-08-14 03:05:55 PM
My cat head butts me in the face every morning around five a.m. Not the "nuzzling gently, please wake up" head butt. He winds up and BAM!!

I hate that cat
 
2012-08-14 03:18:09 PM

Mr_H: Heh, my cat does that a lot. Especially to wake me up for his breakfast.

/gonna miss the lil dude
//he was diagnosed with cancer yesterday :(


I am so sorry, just keep him comfortable, you'll know when it's time.

Instinctually, sometimes when I'm sleeping, I have the sensation of being stared at--it makes me wake up to seeing to glowing gold eyes. And then the end of my nose gets chomped.
 
2012-08-14 03:30:51 PM

scavenger: My cat head butts me in the face every morning around five a.m. Not the "nuzzling gently, please wake up" head butt. He winds up and BAM!!

I hate that cat


Are you sure he uses his head?
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2012-08-14 03:55:57 PM

SeedFreak: When I was young we had a cat named Mitzi who would do this all night long while we were sleeping. One night she knocked off a bottle of Chanel #5 Parfum from Mom's dresser, it uncapped when it fell and the whole house woke up from the over-powering scent. My parents had to replace that rug because they couldn't wash the scent from it. After that, Pop would line the dressers with match packs, balls of gum foil, paper clips, small crumpled dixie cups--anything that would make no noise when it fell or wouldn't do anything as awful as waking you up to CHANEL everywhere.


I think I would have died from the smell. I don't like Chanel No. 5 and it gives me headaches.

/Never had a cat doing this
 
2012-08-14 04:06:47 PM
That's the least offensive thing that my cat does. The most is that he's part siamese so he'll sit an meow at me for ever. I'll squirt him, he'll run and a few seconds later he'll be back meowing at me. It's weird, he only does it when I in a particular chair.
 
2012-08-14 04:07:29 PM

scavenger: My cat head butts me in the face every morning around five a.m. Not the "nuzzling gently, please wake up" head butt. He winds up and BAM!!

I hate that cat


Ha! So does one of mine. Like a full-on human-strength head butt. Over and over.
 
2012-08-14 04:08:16 PM

azazyel: That's the least offensive thing that my cat does. The most is that he's part siamese so he'll sit an meow at me for ever. I'll squirt him, he'll run and a few seconds later he'll be back meowing at me. It's weird, he only does it when I in a particular chair.


Heh. One of my cats yells at me when I'm smoking.

/Should take her advice
 
2012-08-14 04:17:04 PM

Jackson Herring: False.

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too damn funny. (:
 
2012-08-14 04:18:58 PM
I had a cat who liked to wake me or Mrs. Jitsu up at some early hour of the morning to get petted. Eventually we learned to sleep through his complaints. He then figured out that if he knocked the telephone handset out of the cradle the DEET-DEET-DEET sound that came on would get one of us up to hang it back up again and he'd get some petting then.
 
2012-08-14 04:25:20 PM

azazyel: It's weird, he only does it when I in a particular chair.


Then do your nasty in a different chair!
 
2012-08-14 05:13:25 PM
Peebutt the cat, exfoliates my head every morning until I get out of bed to feed her. And let me tell you, she tends not to change the exfoliation spot until I move. I'm pretty sure she would scour a hole in my eyelid if I played dead too long.
 
2012-08-14 05:53:45 PM
Right after I bought my house, my cat did that with a full glass of red wine. While staring me straight in the eyes.
 
2012-08-14 06:05:19 PM
When that cat looked into the camera I could almost hear it saying "Deal with it."
 
2012-08-14 07:48:44 PM
This is why I like dogs.

A quick "knock it the fark off" hit and it's never a problem again. Also, they don't evil-eye/judging-stare like a cat. A dog is grateful; it knows I provide food, shelter and safety and that if I wasn't there it wouldn't get any of that with the ease it currently does.

Don't get me wrong. Cats seem nice. The problem is I'm horribly allergic to them, to the point where I just don't visit people that own them. Which sucks, because I love animals. :(
 
2012-08-14 08:46:01 PM
Watched this 3x. laugh harder every time.
 
2012-08-14 08:46:45 PM

Pocket Ninja: The yawn at the end is what makes this beautiful.


Bingo. That's the punchline.
 
2012-08-14 08:51:21 PM

Mr_H: Heh, my cat does that a lot. Especially to wake me up for his breakfast.

/gonna miss the lil dude
//he was diagnosed with cancer yesterday :(


Sorry to hear that. Come visit Caturday this weekend (starting at 8a Saturday) if you need some shoulders to cry on.
 
2012-08-14 09:07:46 PM

SeedFreak: Mr_H: Heh, my cat does that a lot. Especially to wake me up for his breakfast.

/gonna miss the lil dude
//he was diagnosed with cancer yesterday :(

I am so sorry, just keep him comfortable, you'll know when it's time.

Instinctually, sometimes when I'm sleeping, I have the sensation of being stared at--it makes me wake up to seeing to glowing gold eyes. And then the end of my nose gets chomped.


John Buck 41: Mr_H: Heh, my cat does that a lot. Especially to wake me up for his breakfast.

/gonna miss the lil dude
//he was diagnosed with cancer yesterday :(

Sorry to hear that. Come visit Caturday this weekend (starting at 8a Saturday) if you need some shoulders to cry on.


Thank you and thank you. Tonight was the right time );
 
2012-08-14 10:18:34 PM

Mr_H: SeedFreak: Mr_H: Heh, my cat does that a lot. Especially to wake me up for his breakfast.

/gonna miss the lil dude
//he was diagnosed with cancer yesterday :(

I am so sorry, just keep him comfortable, you'll know when it's time.

Instinctually, sometimes when I'm sleeping, I have the sensation of being stared at--it makes me wake up to seeing to glowing gold eyes. And then the end of my nose gets chomped.

John Buck 41: Mr_H: Heh, my cat does that a lot. Especially to wake me up for his breakfast.

/gonna miss the lil dude
//he was diagnosed with cancer yesterday :(

Sorry to hear that. Come visit Caturday this weekend (starting at 8a Saturday) if you need some shoulders to cry on.

Thank you and thank you. Tonight was the right time );


Ok :)
 
2012-08-14 11:25:52 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Cats seem nice. The problem is I'm horribly allergic to them, to the point where I just don't visit people that own them.


If you ever have about $1,000 of disposable income and really want a cat, get a Devon Rex. For some reason, they're pretty much hypoallergenic. My ex-wife, who breaks out in hives and has an asthma attack around cats has absolutely zero issues with her two Devons.
 
2012-08-14 11:32:53 PM

Teufelaffe: Devon Rex


Damn straight...Coolest Cats EVER!

/google them if ya don't believe.
 
2012-08-15 12:09:16 AM

gopher321: Dogs do the same thing. Then they shiat on your rug.


And make your lawn look like shiat. I feed them why?
 
2012-08-15 06:24:03 AM
I do not know if this is true but it's "one of those things I heard"...

Cats knock things off on to the floor as some kind of hunting instinct. It's hard to run around and pounce stuff up high, but if you knock it down to the ground where you can pounce on it...
 
2012-08-15 09:17:54 AM

azazyel: That's the least offensive thing that my cat does. The most is that he's part siamese so he'll sit an meow at me for ever. I'll squirt him, he'll run and a few seconds later he'll be back meowing at me. It's weird, he only does it when I in a particular chair.


He is trying to say "get the fark outta my chair biatch"
 
2012-08-15 10:02:00 AM

Pocket Ninja: The yawn at the end is what makes this beautiful.


Yep, the yawn is his way of saying, "And you're going to do exactly what about my doing this? Please."
 
2012-08-15 12:57:12 PM
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My Monkey reads my calendar or something. She seems to always know when I should be in bed, and wakes me up a few minutes before I have to be up. She also figured out how to make me stop flopping around in my sleep by laying across my right arm. :-)

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And then there was Tink. He was the neighborhod SOB that would beat up dogs. Big dogs.

Both are long gone. :-(
 
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