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(Fox News)   Mrs. G files for divorce after 20 years of Kenny not finding the G spot   (foxnews.com) divider line 47
    More: Followup, Mrs. G, spousal support, joint custody, Ex-wife  
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2012-08-13 11:24:24 PM  
OMG THERE'S A KATE UPTON VIDEO ON THERE WHERE SHE IS SHOWING OFF THAT SHE HAS TnA!!!
 
2012-08-13 11:33:18 PM  
sadsaxaphone.mp3
 
2012-08-13 11:34:31 PM  
I knew it was just a matter of time after she filed for legal separation back in January.
 
2012-08-13 11:36:49 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: I knew it was just a matter of time after she filed for legal separation back in January.


I guess the sax wasn't very good
 
2012-08-13 11:37:20 PM  
White people everywhere sympathize.
 
2012-08-13 11:39:57 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: I knew it was just a matter of time after she filed for legal separation back in January.

I guess the sax wasn't very good


THAT'S NOT PUNNY!

Oh, wait...
 
2012-08-13 11:41:19 PM  
See what you started, submitter. MaudlinMutantMollusk is punning the thread up and it's all your fault. :-D
 
2012-08-13 11:53:37 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: See what you started, submitter. MaudlinMutantMollusk is punning the thread up and it's all your fault. :-D


Please... no violins
 
2012-08-13 11:54:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
"You wanna keep the same last name? I can regulate it for you."
 
2012-08-13 11:55:17 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: See what you started, submitter. MaudlinMutantMollusk is punning the thread up and it's all your fault. :-D

Please... no violins


Homie don't play that.

Oh, wait...yes I do play violin.

Or used to years ago. :-D
 
2012-08-13 11:55:36 PM  
Guess he just didn't have that Midnight Motion.
 
2012-08-14 12:08:11 AM  
Guess he wasn't meant to be Forever in Love afterall.
 
2012-08-14 12:08:33 AM  
It all started when he walked in on her listening to Pat Metheny albums...
 
2012-08-14 12:16:58 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: I knew it was just a matter of time after she filed for legal separation back in January.


It's sad story when Kenny G can't find missus G's G-spot, so she filed for the separation, he for the divorce, so Kenny thinks the G spot doesn't exist. or isn't worth looking for...

Maybe not with her, but Kenny...find it with the next one, the rewards are, ahum, multiple.
 
2012-08-14 12:18:44 AM  

sno man: Bathia_Mapes: I knew it was just a matter of time after she filed for legal separation back in January.

It's sad story when Kenny G can't find missus G's G-spot, so she filed for the separation, he for the divorce, so Kenny thinks the G spot doesn't exist. or isn't worth looking for...

Maybe not with her, but Kenny...find it with the next one, the rewards are, ahum, multiple.


I heard she couldn't play the organ worth a damn, either
 
2012-08-14 12:59:02 AM  
Is this where we start the Candy Dulfer image thread to distract from the suck that is Kenny G?
 
2012-08-14 02:08:53 AM  
Chuck can make her feel good

robsrecordscdsdvds.com
 
2012-08-14 02:19:59 AM  

Irving Maimway: Is this where we start the Candy Dulfer image thread to distract from the suck that is Kenny G?


Prima idee, zeg.

img.afreecodec.com

www.ctm.eu.com

www.topfloormusic.com
 
2012-08-14 02:20:01 AM  
I pity the fool.
 
2012-08-14 02:20:07 AM  
Unfortunately he squandered all of his money, so all she is going to get is half a G
 
2012-08-14 02:33:08 AM  
Did someone mention that his music sucks? Because it does.
 
2012-08-14 02:38:21 AM  
He's married? WTF?!

In South Park, he seemed gay and I expect that to be so in real life.

NTTAWWT but still....why would a gay cartoon character marry a girl?
 
2012-08-14 02:39:33 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Did someone mention that his music sucks? Because it does.



His music blows. Because he does.
 
2012-08-14 03:37:00 AM  
nocargo.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-14 03:50:01 AM  
Now he can spend more time with the ole licorice stick in his mouth !

/amarite?
 
2012-08-14 04:53:59 AM  

deanayer: Now he can spend more time with the ole licorice stick in his mouth !

/amarite?


You're not, and you should feel ashamed for even asking. Please take it back.
 
2012-08-14 05:52:33 AM  

invictus2: Chuck can make her feel good

[robsrecordscdsdvds.com image 850x842]


He'll take her on a tour of Mega-lo-Marts across the country.
 
2012-08-14 06:42:34 AM  
I'd hate to suffer like G did...
 
2012-08-14 07:40:51 AM  
Apparently he refused to help her around the house, refused to do even minor chords
 
2012-08-14 07:47:35 AM  
Now back to the good part!!

Oh wait, that's Michael Bolton. Sorry dude, your music still sucks.
 
2012-08-14 07:56:45 AM  

towatchoverme: Irving Maimway: Is this where we start the Candy Dulfer image thread to distract from the suck that is Kenny G?

Prima idee, zeg.

[img.afreecodec.com image 252x315]

[www.ctm.eu.com image 459x460]

[www.topfloormusic.com image 681x1024]


Talk to me, Candy
 
2012-08-14 08:25:49 AM  
 
2012-08-14 09:15:05 AM  
 
2012-08-14 09:31:38 AM  
She should be in for a hefty payout. As one of the first and largest investors in Starbucks, Kenny G is richer than a butcher's turd.
 
2012-08-14 09:41:55 AM  

LewDux: ... link to Candy video ...


Dayum. She was fine 20 years ago ... and held up really, really well.

Dutch women are build to last.
 
2012-08-14 10:13:03 AM  
Told to me years ago by a classical saxophonist:

What's the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?

A machine gun stops when it runs out of ammo.
 
2012-08-14 10:13:59 AM  

Charlie Freak: It all started when he walked in on her listening to Pat Metheny albums...


Epic evisceration is epic.
 
2012-08-14 10:48:00 AM  
You know when he does that thing on awards shows where he walks out into the audience and stand over someone soloing and they look nervous and like they want to dissapear but you can't just get out of your seat and leave?

Being that person stuck in a seat at an awards show, while Kenny G solos incessently right in my face.

This is my vision of hell.
 
2012-08-14 11:04:29 AM  
Say what you will about Chuck Mangione, the man can play the shiat out of a flugelhorn.
 
2012-08-14 11:05:41 AM  

brap: You know when he does that thing on awards shows where he walks out into the audience and stand over someone soloing and they look nervous and like they want to dissapear but you can't just get out of your seat and leave?

Being that person stuck in a seat at an awards show, while Kenny G solos incessently right in my face.

This is my vision of hell.


Now, just imagine if Kenny G forced you to blow him while he was playing that solo over top of you.
 
2012-08-14 11:35:28 AM  
that squirrel is too fruity to find a g spot
 
2012-08-14 12:56:41 PM  
I guess Kenny was tired of having to wear "A Love Supreme" mask on his face whenever the Missus wanted good sax:

upload.wikimedia.org

"GIVE IT TO ME, JOHN...... oh.... I mean, uh, Kenny."
 
2012-08-14 01:28:40 PM  

Rann Xerox: A Love Supreme album cover


Should be required listening in elementary schools by second grade.
 
2012-08-14 02:47:27 PM  
"Kenny G held an E-flat for 45 minutes and 47 seconds, setting a new world record. Just think about how annoying that would sound. Then again, it would probably be about as annoying as it is to hear him play different notes for 45 minutes."

farm6.staticflickr.com

/or something like that
 
2012-08-14 03:52:17 PM  

Rann Xerox: I guess Kenny was tired of having to wear "A Love Supreme" mask on his face whenever the Missus wanted good sax:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x205]

"GIVE IT TO ME, JOHN...... oh.... I mean, uh, Kenny."


Probably my favorite jazz album ever.
 
2012-08-14 05:30:32 PM  
Here is a link to probably the greatest smackdown of Kenny G:

Pat Metheny's view of Kenny G
 
2012-08-15 09:52:33 AM  

Rann Xerox: Here is a link to probably the greatest smackdown of Kenny G:

Pat Metheny's view of Kenny G


Frustrated talented musician angry and can't understand why the crowds buy the simpleton hack's records. What else is new.
 
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