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(Daily Mail)   Because you were afraid you might have to suffer until the end of the day without seeing four or five pictures of Katy Perry's ass (Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 128
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2012-08-14 12:06:19 AM  

kroonermanblack: shaft6969: that was awesome. it's rare to get a good booty shot of her, it's always all about the tits. that ass would be fun as hell to play with... i'm betting if she flexes that thing is rock hard, but so darn voluptuous still.

I honestly assume it's intentional because of the name, but this is supremely creepy to read, even on fark.


/ i'd say i had a fairly tame post compared to many others. i also happen to have felt some very nice asses in my day, something you clearly are afraid of. so fark off.
 
2012-08-14 12:16:20 AM  

mcmnky: soupbone: Rumor has it that on the set of "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted " she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

The only time I use the ignore feature is for people who post this meme.


I sometimes use it for the R.I.P. meme.
 
2012-08-14 12:19:49 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: Paging Grables' Daughter, paging Grables' Daughter to the thread for an urgent fapmergency...


Man, I haven't seen GD post in a long time, I'm starting to get a little worried about her. And not because of the pics/etc., just because she usually brought a thread up nicely.

shaft6969: kroonermanblack: shaft6969: that was awesome. it's rare to get a good booty shot of her, it's always all about the tits. that ass would be fun as hell to play with... i'm betting if she flexes that thing is rock hard, but so darn voluptuous still.

I honestly assume it's intentional because of the name, but this is supremely creepy to read, even on fark.

/ i'd say i had a fairly tame post compared to many others. i also happen to have felt some very nice asses in my day, something you clearly are afraid of. so fark off.


Not sure why the hostility, but ok. I'm not afraid of asses? Don't really know how to respond to that, it's a bizarre accusation. I'll freely admit to only feeling a handful in a serious manner though, so you got me there.
 
2012-08-14 12:22:58 AM  
Oh my god, I have to be at the airport in 26 minutes. I don't have time to get to my bunk.
 
2012-08-14 12:24:56 AM  

Solid Muldoon: Her bunghole tastes just like a peach.

Oops, I promised I wouldn't tell!

Sorry, Katie.


A peach-tree dish?
 
2012-08-14 12:24:57 AM  
"bountiful alabaster bottom"

I love the parlance of that caption.

"Besleeve thyself, Strumpet!"
 
2012-08-14 12:26:30 AM  
Thank You Katie!
 
2012-08-14 12:29:16 AM  

soupbone: If Katy Perry plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted " she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


I cannot believe there are people out there holding on to that "meme."

mcmnky: soupbone: Rumor has it that on the set of "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted " she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

The only time I use the ignore feature is for people who post this meme.


Godspeed to you.
 
2012-08-14 12:33:27 AM  
I'd tap that.
 
2012-08-14 12:37:04 AM  
I'd stretch that thing 'til it squeaked.

And I for one find the heeling it down the drain meme to be a LAFF RIOT.

Stoopud RIP meme is stoopud.
 
2012-08-14 01:01:51 AM  

kroonermanblack: Snatch Bandergrip: Paging Grables' Daughter, paging Grables' Daughter to the thread for an urgent fapmergency...

Man, I haven't seen GD post in a long time, I'm starting to get a little worried about her. And not because of the pics/etc., just because she usually brought a thread up nicely.



GD has left Fark and has moved on to other websites.
 
2012-08-14 01:12:06 AM  

EdVenture: kroonermanblack: Snatch Bandergrip: Paging Grables' Daughter, paging Grables' Daughter to the thread for an urgent fapmergency...

Man, I haven't seen GD post in a long time, I'm starting to get a little worried about her. And not because of the pics/etc., just because she usually brought a thread up nicely.



GD has left Fark and has moved on to other websites.


why did she go?
 
2012-08-14 01:15:10 AM  
www.mytinyphone.com
 
2012-08-14 01:26:15 AM  
i.usatoday.net

Katy Perry's ass
 
2012-08-14 01:31:25 AM  

Endive Wombat: I appreciate the fact that she is not an anorexic, waif of a bag of antlers...


I appreciate that she has white skin instead of leather or orange.
I hope that crap ends, but something tells me it won't.
 
2012-08-14 01:33:16 AM  
Yeewww. Put it in a latex dress, quick!
 
2012-08-14 01:36:40 AM  
Funny, it looks different without all the strawberry sauce and whip cream on it.i
 
2012-08-14 01:39:23 AM  

potato_chip_eating_geek:
why did she go?


I wasn't in TF at the time, nor do I care about this stuff, but from what I recall she was given an ultimatum with two choices:

1) Stop destroying threads
2) Go to a different website

You can find her ilk on Reddit if you're so inclined.
 
2012-08-14 01:41:58 AM  
Dear British Tabloids:

Thank you for existing. If I ever say anything bad about you in the future - things such as "no respect for privacy" "doesn't know where boundaries are" or "what filthy smutty trash" - I hope I remember this and hang my head in shame for disrespecting such a fine institution.
 
2012-08-14 01:43:08 AM  
That's some pasty white ass.
 
2012-08-14 01:53:30 AM  
She's got a decent one for a White chick...I'd hit it.
 
2012-08-14 01:54:29 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: potato_chip_eating_geek:
why did she go?

I wasn't in TF at the time, nor do I care about this stuff, but from what I recall she was given an ultimatum with two choices:

1) Stop destroying threads
2) Go to a different website

You can find her ilk on Reddit if you're so inclined.


Um, no, wrong, but I wont talk about it.

And then there's:

consider this: That's some pasty white ass.


Coming from a farker that funny :)
 
2012-08-14 02:19:00 AM  
I'm just glad she wasn't on the log ride.
 
2012-08-14 02:30:51 AM  
i486.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 02:33:04 AM  

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 750x600]


Hey! Save that for the Gabby Douglas threads!!
 
2012-08-14 02:33:09 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: And then there's:
consider this: That's some pasty white ass.

Coming from a farker that funny :)



Did I say it wasn't a nice ass or that it wasn't an ass I'd like resting on my forehead? Doesn't change the fact that it's so white you can almost see through it.
 
2012-08-14 02:36:22 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I'm just glad she wasn't on the log ride.


I'd ride her log.

/I don't think I'm doing this right.
 
2012-08-14 02:38:54 AM  
Stupid subby, why did you make me waste my time reading your entire headline when "Katy Perry's ass" would have sufficed nicely.
 
2012-08-14 02:43:20 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: God-is-a-Taco: potato_chip_eating_geek:
why did she go?

I wasn't in TF at the time, nor do I care about this stuff, but from what I recall she was given an ultimatum with two choices:

1) Stop destroying threads
2) Go to a different website

You can find her ilk on Reddit if you're so inclined.

Um, no, wrong, but I wont talk about it.




Hey, it's not ~her~fault the bottle got stuck inside Drew's rectum. He knew full well going in how kinky she was.
 
2012-08-14 02:59:06 AM  
No shot from the front? Totally bogus.

/Bill and Ted thread, engage
 
2012-08-14 04:04:22 AM  
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

That is all
 
2012-08-14 04:35:40 AM  

soupbone: If Katy Perry plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted " she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


That's what you call hitting for the cycle: Funny'd, favorited, and gifted.
 
2012-08-14 04:43:55 AM  
Wow. That's terribly disappointing.


Dumpy housewife ass.
 
2012-08-14 05:17:23 AM  

Cosmk: That's what you call hitting for the cycle: Funny'd, favorited, and gifted.



Actually -- as some others have stated, above -- that's called "a copypasta meme" (and an oldie, at that!)

/but a goodie
 
2012-08-14 05:26:34 AM  

robohobo: Wow. That's terribly disappointing.


Dumpy housewife ass.


Can I move to your planet?
 
2012-08-14 06:08:39 AM  

vrax: robohobo: Wow. That's terribly disappointing.


Dumpy housewife ass.

Can I move to your planet?


Me too.
 
2012-08-14 07:04:01 AM  
Well which is it? 4 or 5?
 
2012-08-14 07:50:56 AM  
Can't believe it took this long.

cache.daylife.com
 
2012-08-14 08:16:42 AM  
I would love to bury my face in that ass crack
 
2012-08-14 08:31:48 AM  
And this why I check out Entertainment several times a day. Thanks!
 
2012-08-14 08:49:16 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: potato_chip_eating_geek:
why did she go?

I wasn't in TF at the time, nor do I care about this stuff, but from what I recall she was given an ultimatum with two choices:

1) Stop destroying threads
2) Go to a different website

You can find her ilk on Reddit if you're so inclined.


And boobie threads were restored to being about the boobies, not free advertising.

And Katy's ass is nice, you know, like the girls in college that are slender, they don't work out, but aren't fat. Of course she's getting close to 30, so she's going to have to start hitting up the pilates or that ass will get wider.

/Would definitely angry god hit that.
 
2012-08-14 08:53:52 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: potato_chip_eating_geek:
why did she go?

I wasn't in TF at the time, nor do I care about this stuff, but from what I recall she was given an ultimatum with two choices:

1) Stop destroying threads posting free ads in threads and your profile
2) Go to a different website

You can find her ilk on Reddit if you're so inclined.


FTFY
 
2012-08-14 09:02:59 AM  

EdVenture: kroonermanblack: Snatch Bandergrip: Paging Grables' Daughter, paging Grables' Daughter to the thread for an urgent fapmergency...

Man, I haven't seen GD post in a long time, I'm starting to get a little worried about her. And not because of the pics/etc., just because she usually brought a thread up nicely.



GD has left Fark and has moved on to other websites.


This is the best news I've read on Fark today.

wellbye.jpg
 
2012-08-14 09:07:35 AM  
Looks like she almost lost her top too. Were there no other photographers in the areola?
 
2012-08-14 09:24:43 AM  

halB: Dear British Tabloids:

Thank you for existing. If I ever say anything bad about you in the future - things such as "no respect for privacy" "doesn't know where boundaries are" or "what filthy smutty trash" - I hope I remember this and hang my head in shame for disrespecting such a fine institution.


What if this had been about a Susan Boyle wardrobe malfunction of a similar type? Would you still be thanking them?
 
2012-08-14 09:26:07 AM  
Yeah, she's a looker.

splendidfred.files.wordpress.com


Overhyped twunt.
 
2012-08-14 09:28:50 AM  

airsupport: Yeah, she's a looker.

[splendidfred.files.wordpress.com image 468x374]


Overhyped twunt.


ONOES! A WOMAN WITHOUT MAKEUP! KILL IT WITH FIRE SO THE VIRGINS WHOSE REALDOLLS ALWAYS LOOK NICE AND MADE UP WON'T HAVE THEIR EXPECTATIONS OF WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHATTERED!!!11111!!2

/She's still rather cute without make-up, studman.
 
2012-08-14 09:35:11 AM  

robohobo: Wow. That's terribly disappointing.


Dumpy housewife ass.


yes. that was as sexy as Nancy Grace's nip slip.
 
2012-08-14 09:39:54 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimu-lation numbs me
but I would not want you
Any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?

I'll keep digging till
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.


Another reason you're on my favorites.
 
kab
2012-08-14 09:41:31 AM  

airsupport: The chicks in my hentai collection never look like this.

 
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