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(BBC)   Thai MP accidentally shoots his secretary. At dinner. With a 9mm Uzi. That he accidentally took out during dinner and put on the table   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 88
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2012-08-13 08:51:42 PM
Maybe this is why I haven't been accepted into Thai society. I always forget to bring an uzi to dinner. :-/
 
2012-08-13 08:57:21 PM
How gauche. Everyone knows that submachine guns are for the dessert course.
 
2012-08-13 08:59:17 PM
Oh man, been there.
 
2012-08-13 09:09:56 PM

Joelogon: How gauche. Everyone knows that submachine guns are for the dessert course.


I typically wait until brandy and cigars to shoot Marvin in the face.
 
2012-08-13 09:43:46 PM
Did he "accidentally" blow the smoke off the tip of the still smoking gun and say "Consider this a divorce?"
 
2012-08-13 10:49:33 PM
"this is the second time you pull this when we agreed to go dutch!"
 
2012-08-13 11:21:35 PM
You go now. No trouble.
 
2012-08-13 11:34:23 PM
A man who takes an uzi to dinner is DEFINATELY over compensating for something.
 
2012-08-13 11:48:13 PM
It's not clear if Mr Boonsong realised that the gun was loaded

Then he should be arrested for being a dumbass.

And that picture is of a Micro Uzi, if I'm not mistaken. Not that it matters.
 
2012-08-13 11:52:54 PM
He pulled a Cheney
 
2012-08-14 12:06:47 AM

fusillade762: It's not clear if Mr Boonsong realised that the gun was loaded

Then he should be arrested for being a dumbass.

And that picture is of a Micro Uzi, if I'm not mistaken. Not that it matters.


"Boonsong. By Prince Matchabelli."

"Your Boonsong stays on my
Boonsong stays on my
Boonsong stays on my mi---i---ind."
 
2012-08-14 12:14:58 AM
Understands

www.fanpop.com
 
2012-08-14 12:17:16 AM
$636 seems like an administrative fee?
 
2012-08-14 12:17:37 AM
Just got confused looking for the salad fork. Non-story.
 
2012-08-14 12:18:08 AM
No one should ever be inconvenienced when getting a gun.
- NRA
 
2012-08-14 12:20:22 AM
This wouldn't happen if the secretary had a gun.
 
2012-08-14 12:20:37 AM
I heard he once held his opponent's wife's hand.
 
2012-08-14 12:21:45 AM
"Say hello to my little friend," the Thai lady boy told her dinner partner before the shooting started.
 
2012-08-14 12:21:52 AM
If only she was Mormon. Then her magic underwear would have protected her.
 
2012-08-14 12:22:39 AM
What was for dinner? Skittles and tea?

/Han shot first
 
2012-08-14 12:22:49 AM

cman: He pulled a Cheney


Agreeing. With. Cman. Can't. Compute.
 
2012-08-14 12:23:25 AM
Maybe she insulted the king?
 
Ehh
2012-08-14 12:25:40 AM
What a dumbass. You take your HKMP5 to a swank joint like that.
 
2012-08-14 12:26:29 AM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 12:33:58 AM

cman: He pulled a Cheney


She'll apologize for blocking the bullets with her face soon enough
 
2012-08-14 12:34:26 AM
Y'know, just because it still makes me laugh:

Cheney's Got a Gun. Really gotta watch all three Cheney clips from that episode, though.



/also, my favorite now-deleted Wikipedia list:
//People Shot By A Sitting Vice President: Harry Whittington, Alexander Hamilton
///Hamilton was shot over matters of honor!
//Whittington was mistaken for a bird.
 
2012-08-14 12:40:18 AM
www.topnews.in

"Rahhhh, that's my gig."
 
2012-08-14 12:44:33 AM
I Get My Kicks Above The Waistline Sunshine

Bangkok Oriental City
PM so stupid
Forgot to pull the Safety.
Du Du Du Du DU
 
2012-08-14 12:46:09 AM
www.everydaynodaysoff.com

Impressed
 
2012-08-14 12:47:20 AM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Y'know, just because it still makes me laugh:

Cheney's Got a Gun. Really gotta watch all three Cheney clips from that episode, though.



/also, my favorite now-deleted Wikipedia list:
//People Shot By A Sitting Vice President: Harry Whittington, Alexander Hamilton
///Hamilton was shot over matters of honor!
//Whittington was mistaken for a bird.


Do you by any chance have a screen grab of that? It sounds delightful.
 
2012-08-14 12:47:40 AM

Pockafrusta: [i41.tinypic.com image 500x211]


Who the hell is that, being not-Travolta??
 
2012-08-14 12:47:55 AM
Thai MP accidentally shoots his secretary. At dinner. With a 9mm Uzi. That he accidentally took out during dinner and put on the table

I doubt he accidentally took it out.
 
2012-08-14 12:49:24 AM
Does the Uzi go on the left or the right side of the dinner plate?
 
2012-08-14 12:51:19 AM

evaned: Thai MP accidentally shoots his secretary. At dinner. With a 9mm Uzi. That he accidentally took out during dinner and put on the table

I doubt he accidentally took it out.


That's the joke.
 
2012-08-14 12:52:05 AM
A good boss would've put her out of her misery. It's for the best.
 
2012-08-14 12:52:27 AM
Wow, a $636 fine. The Thai parliament could buy so many 9mm bullets with that.
 
2012-08-14 12:55:36 AM
I thought if you needed real stopping power you were supposed to use a .45.
 
2012-08-14 12:56:11 AM

vwarb: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Y'know, just because it still makes me laugh:

Cheney's Got a Gun. Really gotta watch all three Cheney clips from that episode, though.



/also, my favorite now-deleted Wikipedia list:
//People Shot By A Sitting Vice President: Harry Whittington, Alexander Hamilton
///Hamilton was shot over matters of honor!
//Whittington was mistaken for a bird.

Do you by any chance have a screen grab of that? It sounds delightful.


www.truthdig.com

www.rainbowanimations.com
 
2012-08-14 12:58:32 AM

vwarb: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Y'know, just because it still makes me laugh:

Cheney's Got a Gun. Really gotta watch all three Cheney clips from that episode, though.



/also, my favorite now-deleted Wikipedia list:
//People Shot By A Sitting Vice President: Harry Whittington, Alexander Hamilton
///Hamilton was shot over matters of honor!
//Whittington was mistaken for a bird.

Do you by any chance have a screen grab of that? It sounds delightful.


Oh, and why not:

"Jon, tonight the Vice President is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. Now according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time-there-were-quail in the brush. And while the quail turned out to be the 78 year old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists-he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face..."
 
2012-08-14 12:59:42 AM
Boonsong shot first.
 
2012-08-14 01:00:53 AM
Savages!

In the Philippines, they make you check your weapons at the door.
 
2012-08-14 01:01:32 AM

evaned: Thai MP accidentally shoots his secretary. At dinner. With a 9mm Uzi. That he accidentally took out during dinner and put on the table

I doubt he accidentally took it out.


Hey, some guys have to take out their wallets to sit down...this guy just happened to have an Uzi. Easy mistake to make.
 
2012-08-14 01:03:40 AM
You go to a fancy dinner with four farking layers of summer-weight tailored wool, then you talk about recklessness with a weapon. Do you know how farking itchy his balls were? You can only do so much with the belt-adjust-itch and the through-the-pocket juggle, but once you start sweating it's like a nest of gerbils in there. Women will never understand this sensation, it's a farking holly bush in your pants. What's this pent-up, emotionally stunted, asbestos-clad Thai supposed to do? The gun was just in the way, and trying to itch around it was really creaming his nuts what with a farking pound of lead and four pounds of steel. Sure, he shot the motherfarker but he never noticed because IT FELT SO GOOOD! If you can get two hands in there, and your nails are like the perfect length, you could have just stepped in elephant shiat but still walk like The Bee Gees, all three at once, after scratchin the sack. That's a cool motherfarker that just scratched his balls.
 
2012-08-14 01:05:02 AM
Well he's losing his football contract for sure.
 
2012-08-14 01:15:57 AM

jimmydevice: In the Philippines, they make you check your weapons at the door.


Yeah, but then they allow you to bring the door to your table.
There's always a way to get around these things.
 
2012-08-14 01:16:05 AM
Sometimes you're better off not taking things to work with you.
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2012-08-14 01:38:39 AM

Gyrfalcon: evaned: Thai MP accidentally shoots his secretary. At dinner. With a 9mm Uzi. That he accidentally took out during dinner and put on the table

I doubt he accidentally took it out.

Hey, some guys have to take out their wallets to sit down...this guy just happened to have an Uzi. Easy mistake to make.


This guy knows what happens when someone makes that mistake.

occupyequality.us
 
2012-08-14 01:39:41 AM
I brought a baby beaver to a dinner once. (its a long story.)

An American at the dinner thought it was a woodchuck. I'm surprised he found Canada.

"Drove north. When you see people beating seals, you're in Canada"
 
2012-08-14 01:39:59 AM

invictus2: I Get My Kicks Above The Waistline Sunshine

Bangkok Oriental City


Can't be too careful with your company
 
2012-08-14 01:41:46 AM
in other words, she was preggers.
 
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