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(NYPost)   Michael Dell learns that spending $2.7 million a year on security for his family can't overcome the power of his teenager's smartphone and twitter account   (nypost.com) divider line 24
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2012-08-13 05:35:35 PM
13 votes:
I'd bang her.

Then I'd try to shoot a load in her hair. Why? Because Dell never shipped the toner I ordered. I know it's not her fault, but whatever. I'm petty like that.
2012-08-13 06:07:06 PM
4 votes:
$2.7 million a year on security? Are ninjas trying to kill the Dell family or is he getting taken for a ride by the Wang Cho family?
2012-08-13 06:57:49 PM
3 votes:
jimcollyer.com

How quickly we forget about the Limburger baby.
2012-08-13 06:13:05 PM
3 votes:

pippi longstocking: $2.7M on security? This guy must have pissed off a lot of people

Yes, the rich do seem to be just ordinary folk.


ps69: $2.7 million a year on security? Are ninjas trying to kill the Dell family or is he getting taken for a ride by the Wang Cho family?


2.7 million dollars? Who you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?

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2012-08-13 05:48:27 PM
3 votes:
Dude... you're getting to Dell
2012-08-13 07:01:10 PM
2 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Cubansaltyballs: I'd bang her.

Then I'd try to shoot a load in her hair. Why? Because Dell never shipped the toner I ordered. I know it's not her fault, but whatever. I'm petty like that.

I hear you, years ago i bought a dell, and a few months later received a letter from a lawyer about a class action lawsuit against dell for using refurbished hard drives and other items in "new computers". All i got was an extension on my warranty. Ill ride shotgun.


What Christmas looks like with Bit'O'Gristle and Cubansaltyballs:

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2012-08-13 06:28:39 PM
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: I Browse: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x387]

I'd insert my floppy into her drive


I'd stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean...
2012-08-13 06:24:31 PM
2 votes:

ps69: $2.7 million a year on security? Are ninjas trying to kill the Dell family or is he getting taken for a ride by the Wang Cho family?



Hey, man--they ain't nothin' to f*ck with.
2012-08-13 11:05:03 PM
1 votes:
What someone spending 12 percent of the adjusted gross on counter-surveillance might look like

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2012-08-13 09:41:19 PM
1 votes:
I'll be the guy that defends Dell computers.

I'm running a Precision t5400 that has run like a dream and taken everything I've thrown at it for the past 3 years. The case is almost like a fun puzzle the way everything slides out and opens up. It seems like just about everything can be removed without tools. The front face of the box is a thick, heavy piece of aluminum that slides on and off with the pull of a little lever inside. The dual Xeon processors are passively cooled with big, quiet fans on the front and back. The buffered memory has its own big fan and they, along with the 15k rpm SAS drives sit in the same little wind tunnel as the CPUs. It has Dual PCIe 2.0 slots but I'm only running a single GTX 460. It's great for playing BF3, video and photo editing and audio production. I record a lot of music in my bedroom and this thing is quiet enough to accomplish that, even with a mic only 3 feet away from it.

It's a damn good computer.


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www.stuartconnections.com

/And his daughter is cute.
//I would engage in consensual sexual intercourse with her, and do pretty much whatever she asked me to do.
///I won't lick butt.
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-13 08:23:36 PM
1 votes:
This...
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2012-08-13 07:57:51 PM
1 votes:
The security he hired works as well as a Dell computer.
2012-08-13 07:47:10 PM
1 votes:

ps69: $2.7 million a year on security? Are ninjas trying to kill the Dell family or is he getting taken for a ride by the Wang Cho family?


He's a job creator, you peon, now STFU and GBTW.
2012-08-13 07:26:59 PM
1 votes:

1nsanilicious: You start to get out of touch with your friends because you want to go do some wealthy thing that they can't afford.


There's always the option of paying for them to come along.
2012-08-13 07:09:58 PM
1 votes:
Seemed appropriate, if we're using Swine Flu as a metaphor for info you want to keep under wraps.
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Same level of stupid too especially for a household that has to be ridiculously tech-centric.
2012-08-13 07:04:45 PM
1 votes:

pippi longstocking: $2.7M on security? This guy must have pissed off a lot of people


Put me on the list.

// Actually, I should thank him. Because of Dell, I now use a computer I like much better. Never would have found it otherwise.
2012-08-13 06:41:23 PM
1 votes:

topcon: The super rich spend a lot on security? Is this news?

Todd Gateway had four dedicated security teams at his mansion in Nevada.


And John Compac actually sent a reprogrammed Terminator from the future to protect him as a child.
2012-08-13 06:40:43 PM
1 votes:

sjcousins: Rich kids of Instagram link convinced me I'm a peasant.


No kidding.

I usually try not to get into the Fark hate-the-rich echo chamber, but its hard not to wonder how many of those pictures of 100k bar tabs and mega-yacht vacations were made possible by outsourcing American jobs or Wall Street fraud.

But your right, lets lower taxes on the rich some more.
2012-08-13 06:39:06 PM
1 votes:
The super rich spend a lot on security? Is this news?

Todd Gateway had four dedicated security teams at his mansion in Nevada.
2012-08-13 06:29:27 PM
1 votes:

TheDirtyNacho: This is why wealth is a curse. Always having to look over your back, can't enjoy the simple pleasures in life, like sending out a mere invitation to your friends. Those kids will have to deal with that shiat for the rest of their lives. The money is going to be the albatross around their neck.

I'll take my middle class anonymity and backyard grills.


You're right. we should eliminate the estate tax.
2012-08-13 06:19:12 PM
1 votes:
Rich kids of Instagram link convinced me I'm a peasant.
2012-08-13 06:14:19 PM
1 votes:
This is why wealth is a curse. Always having to look over your back, can't enjoy the simple pleasures in life, like sending out a mere invitation to your friends. Those kids will have to deal with that shiat for the rest of their lives. The money is going to be the albatross around their neck.

I'll take my middle class anonymity and backyard grills.
2012-08-13 06:06:49 PM
1 votes:
$2.7M on security? This guy must have pissed off a lot of people

Yes, the rich do seem to be just ordinary folk.
2012-08-13 06:06:24 PM
1 votes:
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