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		Krispy Kreme just launched a cotton candy donut, which somehow makes complete sense (foodbeast.com)		50
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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-08-13 04:30:23 PM

both are less pure sugar.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-08-13 05:08:37 PM

I'd be more impressed if they actually deep-fried cotton candy

ThatGuyGreg		2012-08-13 06:03:59 PM

*hork*

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-08-13 06:29:15 PM

I get the feeling that if I ate one I would shortly thereafter launch it myself.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-13 06:55:12 PM

And like everything to come out of Krispy Kreme, it sounds overrated.

Coco LaFemme		2012-08-13 07:18:35 PM

Just reading the headline gave me diabetes. Why do people eat this shiat?

BronyMedic		2012-08-13 07:19:48 PM

Coco LaFemme: Just reading the headline gave me diabetes. Why do people eat this shiat?

BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

/lives next to an actual Krispy Kreme store. The fresh and hot light comes on at 6 AM.
//In moderation, of course.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-13 07:26:04 PM

Coco LaFemme: Just reading the headline gave me diabetes. Why do people eat this shiat?

Because people are stupid and KK has a drive through.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-13 07:55:26 PM

Coco LaFemme: Just reading the headline gave me diabetes. Why do people eat this shiat?

everyone just buys them for the Lex Luther sandwich
2 krispy kreme sandwiches with burgers in the middle

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-08-13 07:57:42 PM

BronyMedic: Coco LaFemme: Just reading the headline gave me diabetes. Why do people eat this shiat?

BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

/lives next to an actual Krispy Kreme store. The fresh and hot light comes on at 6 AM.
//In moderation, of course.

I live up the hill from one. (sometimes, IRS spooks)

I'll have to try this tonight.

cowgirl toffee		2012-08-13 08:01:25 PM

I want sugar on my sugar with a bit of sugar sprinkled on top. Oh... and can you deep fry that?

Old enough to know better		2012-08-13 08:02:01 PM

Just looking at that shiat makes my teeth hurt.

Tyranicle		2012-08-13 08:03:30 PM

'Makes sense cuz Krispy Kreme is a sugar coating shiathole.' - Voltair

clevernamehere		2012-08-13 08:04:22 PM

Can't be worse than their regular doughnuts.

/Shipley's forever

bel4sucks		2012-08-13 08:12:00 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Because people are stupid and KK has a drive through.

You heard it here first folks, people who grab a doughnut from a drive thru at Krispy Kreme are automatically stupid.

NoxNoctus		2012-08-13 08:14:50 PM

The only Krispy Kreme in my life

The Bestest		2012-08-13 08:16:27 PM

yo dawg, I heard you like sugar...

BKITU		2012-08-13 08:17:05 PM

bel4sucks: The My Little Pony Killer: Because people are stupid and KK has a drive through.

You heard it here first folks, people who grab a doughnut from a drive thru at Krispy Kreme are automatically stupid.

It's Fark. The food snobbery here outpaces the beer snobbery. Anyone caught mentioning that they enjoy the occasional mass-produced treat cannot possibly be anything other than an obese pariah who must be shunned.

tkwasny		2012-08-13 08:17:06 PM

Driving by the Mohegan Sun everyday, I'm shocked the gravitational sugar pull hasn't yanked me off I395 by now.

Enemabag Jones		2012-08-13 08:17:12 PM

To the health nuts who compain about serving sizes, krispy kreme and things with too much bacon and cheese:
Don't eat it everyday and life will be fine, eat smart and enjoy life.

To lardasses who consider this part of their core diet:
Balance exercise when you indulge in unhealthy food. Eat healthy overall. Stay healthy so you are not afraid of a DHS bodyscan.

LordOfThePings		2012-08-13 08:19:59 PM

This is balanced.

cig-mkr		2012-08-13 08:20:12 PM

Laughing, just finished two raspberry filled KK.
Still miss the Dunkin though.

Coco LaFemme		2012-08-13 08:24:23 PM

BronyMedic: Coco LaFemme: Just reading the headline gave me diabetes. Why do people eat this shiat?

BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

/lives next to an actual Krispy Kreme store. The fresh and hot light comes on at 6 AM.
//In moderation, of course.

I don't mean Krispy Kremes themselves, I mean a cotton candy Krispy Kreme. I like a hot Krispy Kreme every now and again, and by that I mean like once a month. I can't imagine why people look at something already overloaded with sugar as it is, and say, "You know what this needs? MOAR SUGAR!!!11!!"

Rude Turnip		2012-08-13 08:27:34 PM

cowgirl toffee: I want sugar on my sugar with a bit of sugar sprinkled on top. Oh... and can you deep fry that?

And can I have a to-go bag for my diabetic foot that just fell off?

dbaggins		2012-08-13 08:28:08 PM

BKITU: It's Fark. The food snobbery here outpaces the beer snobbery. Anyone caught mentioning that they enjoy the occasional mass-produced treat cannot possibly be anything other than an obese pariah who must be shunned.

you sound like the soon-to-be-fat.

thursdaypostal		2012-08-13 08:30:36 PM

Coco LaFemme:people look at something already overloaded with sugar as it is, and say, "You know what this needs? MOAR SUGAR!!!11!!"

Does this actually have more sugar than KK doughnut icing?

I doubt there's a bg sugar difference between a normal glazed doughnut with sprinkles and this thing.

Coco LaFemme		2012-08-13 08:37:49 PM

BKITU: bel4sucks: The My Little Pony Killer: Because people are stupid and KK has a drive through.

You heard it here first folks, people who grab a doughnut from a drive thru at Krispy Kreme are automatically stupid.

It's Fark. The food snobbery here outpaces the beer snobbery. Anyone caught mentioning that they enjoy the occasional mass-produced treat cannot possibly be anything other than an obese pariah who must be shunned.

I don't think I'm a food snob, I eat mass-produced crap from time to time. What I don't understand are the absurd levels people take their mass-produced crap to. We can't have a regular Krispy Kreme donut, we need to put a bacon cheeseburger between two KK donuts or make one with, or topped by, cotton candy. We can't have a chicken sandwich from KFC, we need a chicken sandwich that is literally two pieces of fried chicken stuck together with oozing cheese and bacon. No bread, no vegetables, just fried meat and arterial plaque. It's ridiculous.

Infobahn		2012-08-13 08:39:03 PM

CSB

I used to work for the Ad Agency for Krispy Kreme. We had already won their business (nice people, BTW) we would use them as examples for other pitches. We were pitching a well know air conditioning company that liked overalls. Since there were no KK near the office (at the time), we sent a couple of mail room guys on a private jet to another town to buy 100 dozen donuts and the arranged them around a round conference room table with the agency creative behind them. A very visual representation of the product.

After the pitch, we all got diabetes.

/CSB

/420 came for the creative staff and we had to talk a few people down from the roof.
//We also did creative for Coors and Chilis.
///RC Cola too. I gained a lot of weight there

Enemabag Jones		2012-08-13 08:46:25 PM

Coco LaFemme,
I don't think I'm a food snob, I eat mass-produced crap from time to time. What I don't understand are the absurd levels people take their mass-produced crap to. We can't have a regular Krispy Kreme donut, we need to put a bacon cheeseburger between two KK donuts or make one with, or topped by, cotton candy. We can't have a chicken sandwich from KFC, we need a chicken sandwich that is literally two pieces of fried chicken stuck together with oozing cheese and bacon. No bread, no vegetables, just fried meat and arterial plaque. It's ridiculous.

I sort of blame cable network food shows. They take conceptual fare food that is meant to be eaten once in a while on a lark, and introduce it as food that can be eaten on a daily basis.

Apos		2012-08-13 08:52:42 PM

I'm simultaneously drooling and experiencing a toothache just from the sight of it.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-08-13 09:00:24 PM

ThatGuyGreg: *hork*

I can feel the reflux now.

Bigedmond		2012-08-13 09:03:46 PM

Where is the Bacon flavored doughnut fried in bacon fat, sprinkled with bacon crumbs?

EZ Writer		2012-08-13 09:14:57 PM

Bigedmond: Where is the Bacon flavored doughnut fried in bacon fat, sprinkled with bacon crumbs?

I don't know, but please alert me when you find it.

/not kidding

spunkymunky		2012-08-13 09:21:22 PM

Bigedmond: Where is the Bacon flavored doughnut fried in bacon fat, sprinkled with bacon crumbs?

In my belly. Your mom will be over in a bit to do some scat porn with me so she may end up with some in her belly, too. Depends on if she's in the mood for A2M...

b0rg9		2012-08-13 09:25:31 PM

I put on a few pounds just looking at that article.

/I browse fat

pippi longstocking		2012-08-13 09:30:30 PM

Now I see why it would be too expensive to have a single-payer system for Americans.

Enemabag Jones		2012-08-13 09:33:10 PM

EZ Writer
Bigedmond: Where is the Bacon flavored doughnut fried in bacon fat, sprinkled with bacon crumbs?
I don't know, but please alert me when you find it.
/not kidding

I heard about chocolate dipped bacon and want to try making it myself. Maybe a little kosher salt on top.

phamwaa		2012-08-13 09:33:32 PM

First with the "chain donuts suck; buy local" smack:

Paula's Donuts

Epic. Worth the trip. These, my friends, are donuts, not glazed pockets of air.

cowgirl toffee		2012-08-13 09:39:41 PM

Rude Turnip: cowgirl toffee: I want sugar on my sugar with a bit of sugar sprinkled on top. Oh... and can you deep fry that?

And can I have a to-go bag for my diabetic foot that just fell off?

Dip it in a sugar-ie glaze first. :P

6655321		2012-08-13 09:49:57 PM

Will the ad campaign feature Homer Simpson and Krusty the Clown?

Homer and the Springfield Police saying "Hmmm....donut" in unison .

The cotton candy donut looking like Krustys head.

KatjaMouse		2012-08-13 10:00:46 PM

A few weeks ago we were having a little office party celebrating the opening of a new conference room and the "catering" was basically a few boxes of Krispy Kreme. I grabbed a stuffed doughnut because if I'm going to indulge, why not go for something stuffed with a delicious fruit filling even if it is a fake sugary kind? I take a bite out of it and it wasn't a lemon or raspberry filling. Wasn't even custard. It was full on buttercream frosting. Who the FARK puts butter-farking-cream inside of a doughnut?

Krispy Kreme. That's who.

Damn we're a fat people.

/css

DarkVader		2012-08-13 10:38:03 PM

I haven't had Krispy Kreme in months. Hell, I haven't had a doughnut in months.

I'm now seriously considering getting in the car and heading over there. Resisting the urge is getting harder by the minute.

But I know if I do, I'll buy 2 dozen, 1 dozen assorted and 1 dozen glazed - not the hot ones, I like them better after they've cooled down, but still fresh. And then I'll eat them. All of them will be gone within 2 days.

Maybe I'll stay home.

ihatethemall		2012-08-13 11:02:55 PM

Enemabag Jones: EZ Writer
Bigedmond: Where is the Bacon flavored doughnut fried in bacon fat, sprinkled with bacon crumbs?
I don't know, but please alert me when you find it.
/not kidding

I heard about chocolate dipped bacon and want to try making it myself. Maybe a little kosher salt on top.

Do it! I used 72% caoco chocolate when I made mine. I recently made a maple bacon ice cream and I mixed in the chocolate covered bacon. That was a good day.

BronyMedic		2012-08-13 11:15:57 PM

Enemabag Jones: EZ Writer
Bigedmond: Where is the Bacon flavored doughnut fried in bacon fat, sprinkled with bacon crumbs?
I don't know, but please alert me when you find it.
/not kidding

I heard about chocolate dipped bacon and want to try making it myself. Maybe a little kosher salt on top.

Salt? On a donut?

Dude. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! The only thing that should go on that delicious piece of fried dough is more sugary substances.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-08-14 12:55:21 AM

KatjaMouse: A few weeks ago we were having a little office party celebrating the opening of a new conference room and the "catering" was basically a few boxes of Krispy Kreme. I grabbed a stuffed doughnut because if I'm going to indulge, why not go for something stuffed with a delicious fruit filling even if it is a fake sugary kind? I take a bite out of it and it wasn't a lemon or raspberry filling. Wasn't even custard. It was full on buttercream frosting. Who the FARK puts butter-farking-cream inside of a doughnut?

Krispy Kreme. That's who.

Damn we're a fat people.

/css

The buttercreme icing-filled KK is my personal favorite of all KK donuts, and the only one that has
a clear advantage over the equivalent product offered by Dunkin Donuts.

KatjaMouse		2012-08-14 12:57:08 AM

DjangoStonereaver: The buttercreme icing-filled KK is my personal favorite of all KK donuts, and the only one that has
a clear advantage over the equivalent product offered by Dunkin Donuts.

You sound f... no too easy.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-08-14 02:23:28 AM

KatjaMouse: DjangoStonereaver: The buttercreme icing-filled KK is my personal favorite of all KK donuts, and the only one that has
a clear advantage over the equivalent product offered by Dunkin Donuts.

You sound f... no too easy.

You have an unfair advantage over most Farkers in that you've actually met me, so I appreciate you
going easy.

UncleStumpy		2012-08-14 03:20:00 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: And like everything to come out of Krispy Kreme, it sounds overrated.

I gotta say, that kk doughnuts are the best I've ever had. I'm not an expert or anything, but if I have a choice, I'm picking kk

skodabunny		2012-08-14 04:11:21 AM

No Milo Minderbinder reference? Shame on you all.

tkwasny		2012-08-14 06:58:12 AM

DarkVader: I haven't had Krispy Kreme in months. Hell, I haven't had a doughnut in months.

I'm now seriously considering getting in the car and heading over there. Resisting the urge is getting harder by the minute.

But I know if I do, I'll buy 2 dozen, 1 dozen assorted and 1 dozen glazed - not the hot ones, I like them better after they've cooled down, but still fresh. And then I'll eat them. All of them will be gone within 2 days.

Maybe I'll stay home.

TWO DAYS?!

Rookie

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