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(Washington Post)   Indicator #2,412 That Obama Knows He's Gonna Lose the Election: He's foot-racing toddlers in the Oval Office just to get a few easy chalkmarks in the "win" column   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 77
    More: Obvious, Oval Office, White House, Perseids, technical indicator, Reagan Presidency, Kenneth Baer, lens  
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2012-08-13 02:52:04 PM
He's even taking the outside lane, too, just flaunting his speed. Arrogant s.o.b.
 
2012-08-13 02:55:20 PM
i46.tinypic.com

i'll just leave this here.
 
2012-08-13 03:01:53 PM
How did this get the obvious tag, subs? Are you freebasing again?
 
2012-08-13 03:02:44 PM
(pssst, guys.... the headline is facetious.)
 
2012-08-13 03:11:12 PM
I know that the Mug Shot Roundup moved to Monday, but did Freeper Friday move to Monday as well?
 
2012-08-13 03:16:37 PM
Good for him. My toddler can move like greased lightning, especially if there's an open door or a hot stove nearby.
 
2012-08-13 03:24:32 PM
Look at these arrogant monsters!! What is Moochelle HUSSEIN Fartbongo doing to that poor lady? Probably force feeding her commie organic Islamo-carrots!

www.whitehouse.gov
 
2012-08-13 03:37:57 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Look at these arrogant monsters!! What is Moochelle HUSSEIN Fartbongo doing to that poor lady? Probably force feeding her commie organic Islamo-carrots!


The people who hate the Obamas use every photograph as an opportunity to bash them. Why?

static.someecards.com
 
2012-08-13 03:39:42 PM
If only he were that good with the children in congress.
 
2012-08-13 03:41:22 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Look at these arrogant monsters!! What is Moochelle HUSSEIN Fartbongo doing to that poor lady? Probably force feeding her commie organic Islamo-carrots!

[www.whitehouse.gov image 654x436]


nevermind that, look at b.hussein grabbing at those god-fearing old white titties!
 
2012-08-13 03:45:16 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Look at these arrogant monsters!! What is Moochelle HUSSEIN Fartbongo doing to that poor lady? Probably force feeding her commie organic Islamo-carrots!

[www.whitehouse.gov image 654x436]


She's got a .45 pressed up against the old lady. Either that or she's trying to pull out her chatheter.

"That's it, you old honkey. Just keeeep smiling..."
 
2012-08-13 03:47:28 PM
Meanwhile, on FoxNews:

i105.photobucket.com

The first "lady" puts an unsuspecting elderly woman in a half-nelson hold, while Presidebt Fartbongo tries to grab a white lady's boob.
 
2012-08-13 03:48:36 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Look at these arrogant monsters!! What is Moochelle HUSSEIN Fartbongo doing to that poor lady? Probably force feeding her commie organic Islamo-carrots!

[www.whitehouse.gov image 654x436]


thomps:

nevermind that, look at b.hussein grabbing at those god-fearing old white titties!



Damn these slow hands.
 
2012-08-13 03:54:51 PM
Everything looks fine now, but in 45 minutes those women will slide apart into 3 even pieces with a big 'shlorp.'
 
2012-08-13 04:13:18 PM
SO this is how he wastes the taxpayers' time when he should be working on creating jobs. Well, at least he can't do any more harm to the country this way.
 
2012-08-13 04:15:30 PM
Fox covers Obama in the White House best


i.huffpost.com
 
2012-08-13 04:15:31 PM

FloydA: Meanwhile, on FoxNews:

[i105.photobucket.com image 612x412]

The first "lady" puts an unsuspecting elderly woman in a half-nelson hold, while Presidebt Fartbongo tries to grab a white lady's boob.


Or: "President caught on film honking female victim's breast!"

i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-13 04:20:22 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Good for him. My toddler can move like greased lightning, especially if there's an open door or a hot stove nearby.


My two year old takes off in a frolicking sprint as soon as he is completely naked. While it would be epic to watch my son gleefully run laps around the oval office in the nude, I don't think it would go over well with the general public.
 
2012-08-13 04:23:47 PM
And farkers complain that all the links are pro-Obama.
 
2012-08-13 04:47:28 PM

JerseyTim: (pssst, guys.... the headline is facetious.)


I thought bodily function thread were verboten.

Psst, my misunderstanding confused-guy jokes are steaming piles OF HILARITY!
 
2012-08-13 04:59:51 PM

UberDave: God Is My Co-Pirate: Good for him. My toddler can move like greased lightning, especially if there's an open door or a hot stove nearby.

My two year old takes off in a frolicking sprint as soon as he is completely naked. While it would be epic to watch my son gleefully run laps around the oval office in the nude, I don't think it would go over well with the general public.


Oh my, Imagine the FOX "News" copywriters working on the headline: "OK folks, we've got 'Obama,' 'nude,' 'children,' and 'Oval Office' to work into the headline...once you're finished climaxing, go to work!"
 
2012-08-13 05:27:40 PM

Wendy's Chili: If only he were that good with the children in congress.


Special needs children can be especially difficult.
 
2012-08-13 05:28:36 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

PRESIDENT OBAMA HUGS WHAT MAY BE AN ILLEGITIMATE DAUGHTER
 
2012-08-13 05:29:36 PM
British Prime Minister David Cameron raises his arms as he and President Obama, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso and others watch the overtime shootout of the Chelsea vs. Bayern Munich Champions League final in the Laurel Cabin conference room during the G-8 Summit at Camp David, Md.

Awkward.
 
2012-08-13 05:31:36 PM
img2.wpdigital.net

Clinton: "Yo B-Rock. Big booty hoes right? Can I get a high five?"
Obama: "I don't think so Bill."
Clinton: "Aww"
 
2012-08-13 05:34:11 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

PRESIDENT OBAMA CELEBRATES ANOTHER SOON-TO-BE CASUALTY OF THE OBAMACARE DEATH PANELS!!
 
2012-08-13 05:34:16 PM
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PRESIDENT OBAMA INSISTS THAT MCCONNELL NOT ORDER HAM AS IT IS AGAINST SHARIA LAW
 
2012-08-13 05:36:53 PM

lennavan: British Prime Minister David Cameron raises his arms as he and President Obama, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso and others watch the overtime shootout of the Chelsea vs. Bayern Munich Champions League final in the Laurel Cabin conference room during the G-8 Summit at Camp David, Md.

Awkward.


I was thinking the same thing.

Looks like Chelsea just scored.
 
2012-08-13 05:38:14 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

PRESIDENT OBAMA CONTINUES TO DO NOTHING ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE GHOST INFESTATION
 
2012-08-13 05:39:45 PM
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I imagine Cantor sitting just off screen at the kid's table hoisting a sippy cup.
 
2012-08-13 05:41:07 PM
img2.wpdigital.net

See, kid, now you see how we feel when white folks ask to touch your hair

/punk rock baby is punk
 
2012-08-13 05:41:57 PM
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PRESIDENT OBAMA SHARES LEFTOVERS FROM KIRK CAMERON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS
 
2012-08-13 05:42:43 PM

sprawl15: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x406]

PRESIDENT OBAMA HUGS WHAT MAY BE AN ILLEGITIMATE DAUGHTER


Are you sure he's not celebrating being a baby daddy for the 12th time (with the 12th white woman?)
 
2012-08-13 05:44:35 PM
Conversation at Soldier field:

Obama: I want to throw a football. Anybody got a football?
Person A: I'm not sure if we're allowed on the grass, Mr. President. It's time to go
Obama: I said, I want to throw a football. Here, hold my jacket.
 
2012-08-13 05:46:40 PM
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PRESIDENT OBAMA COMMITS YET ANOTHER GAFFE BY MEETING THE AFGHANI HEAD OF STATE OVER A PERSIAN RUG
 
2012-08-13 05:48:23 PM

FlashHarry: [i46.tinypic.com image 393x875]

i'll just leave this here.


That popular vote always breaks my heart...
 
2012-08-13 05:48:33 PM
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PRESIDENT OBAMA REVEALED AS A HUNCHBACK DURING BUDGET SUMMIT DINNER.
 
2012-08-13 05:49:38 PM
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RISING WATER THREATENS WHITE HOUSE EMPLOYEES WITH DROWNING; OBAMA DOES NOTHING
 
2012-08-13 05:51:45 PM

shastacola: sprawl15: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x406]

PRESIDENT OBAMA HUGS WHAT MAY BE AN ILLEGITIMATE DAUGHTER

Are you sure he's not celebrating being a baby daddy for the 12th time (with the 12th white woman?)


He's mocking the girl in the bed. "See, I'll even hug people who can walk. You're not getting anything. Oh, this hug is so much fun!"
 
2012-08-13 05:55:24 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

Obama is so full of himself that he installed a reflecting pool in the Oval Office!

He was able to make space for it by burning the bust of Winston Churchill and throwing out Reagan's jars of jellybeans.
 
2012-08-13 05:56:45 PM
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PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SO VAIN HE REQUIRES A MIRROR TO WATCH HIMSELF AUTOGRAPHING PICTURES OF HIMSELF FOR DONORS
 
2012-08-13 05:59:57 PM
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Obama realizes that a toddler will wipe out on a banked carpet
 
2012-08-13 06:08:15 PM

eraser8: Lionel Mandrake: Look at these arrogant monsters!! What is Moochelle HUSSEIN Fartbongo doing to that poor lady? Probably force feeding her commie organic Islamo-carrots!

The people who hate the Obamas use every photograph as an opportunity to bash them. Why?

[static.someecards.com image 420x294]


That was the best pic ever!!!!!! And worse.......it's true. HAHAHAHA
 
2012-08-13 06:11:45 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x404]
PRESIDENT OBAMA SHARES LEFTOVERS FROM KIRK CAMERON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS


You are my favoritest person in the whole wide world right now.
 
2012-08-13 06:14:04 PM
Did Krauthammer write this?
 
2012-08-13 06:21:39 PM

FlashHarry: [i46.tinypic.com image 393x875]

i'll just leave this here.


Romney sez he thought there'd be no math.
 
2012-08-13 06:22:19 PM

JerseyTim: (pssst, guys.... the headline is facetious fecal.)


FTFY
 
2012-08-13 06:23:23 PM
www.washingtonpost.com
Prime Minister David Cameron's flatulence causes turmoil during the G-8 Summit.
 
2012-08-13 06:32:02 PM
Yawn. Let me know when he does some toddler dressage.
 
2012-08-13 06:53:45 PM

Three-Fifty: Yawn. Let me know when he does some toddler dressage.


Obama strapped a toddler to the roof of his car and moved to another state.
 
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