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(WXYZ Detroit)   24-year-old doing donuts in marina parking lot loses control of his truck, launches into the air, and comes to rest on top of two boats. TA-DA   (wxyz.com) divider line 54
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2012-08-13 01:23:40 PM  
That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.
 
2012-08-13 01:26:00 PM  

cambie: That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.


"You mean I'd have to walk way over there? Forget that. This'll do."
 
2012-08-13 02:10:32 PM  
He's on a boat.
 
2012-08-13 02:17:13 PM  
The driver's name is being withheld pending an arraignment.


You know you're being set up to fail when your parents name you something like that.
 
2012-08-13 02:19:15 PM  
It's the reverse truck-boat-truck.
 
2012-08-13 02:20:54 PM  
Must have been Dunked donuts
 
2012-08-13 03:04:30 PM  

cambie: That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.


At first I thought it was just some random stock photo of a marina. Then I looked really closely and saw the arse-end of a pickup truck.

Bad photo is bad.
 
2012-08-13 03:34:25 PM  
Male drivers, amirite?
 
2012-08-13 03:37:23 PM  

cambie: That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.


I can see it fine on my phone, but I'm not a whiny biatch, so maybe that has something to do with it.

Also, that's probably as close as the photog could get and still show the angle of the vehicle. Or the cops wouldn't let him/her get closer. Or the photo was taken by a passerby because the paper didn't have anyone available.
 
2012-08-13 03:54:33 PM  

cambie: That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.


Picture number 2 is a little bit better.
 
2012-08-13 03:58:20 PM  
Was he freebasing the donuts, or injecting them?
 
2012-08-13 05:13:48 PM  
Upon hearing the news, Allstate Insurance realized they had to scrap their latest Mayhem commercial.
 
2012-08-13 05:14:45 PM  
If whipping donuts is how you're trying to impress a girl, then it's time for some serious lifestyle changes.
 
2012-08-13 05:17:14 PM  
10k? Dream on.
 
2012-08-13 05:18:30 PM  
You've got to be a pretty lame driver to lose control of that, that isn't exactly a race car.
 
2012-08-13 05:26:14 PM  
Darwin takes Saturdays off?

/Maybe he was on holiday.
//The Galapagos are nice this time of year
 
2012-08-13 05:26:51 PM  
Jerry Newman is on the telephone laughing
 
2012-08-13 05:28:44 PM  
hardinthecity.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-13 05:29:15 PM  

MadAzza: I can see it fine on my phone


The bad photos are bad, and you should feel bad for white-knighting them.
 
2012-08-13 05:40:41 PM  
It's totaled," said Janssen, looking at his boat. He estimates the damage is $10,000.

Bullshiat.
 
2012-08-13 05:45:06 PM  
clkeagle Upon hearing the news, Allstate Insurance realized they had to scrap their latest Mayhem commercial.

Joke's on him, Michigan's a No-Fault Insurance State
 
2012-08-13 05:47:22 PM  

cambie: That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-13 05:52:33 PM  
$100 bond? Dad must know the judge.
 
2012-08-13 05:53:08 PM  
He caused a yacht of trouble, only a $100 bond?
 
2012-08-13 05:56:15 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-13 05:57:27 PM  

skodabunny: MadAzza: I can see it fine on my phone

The bad photos are bad, and you should feel bad for white-knighting them.


This, excuses don't make shiatty photos magically better.
 
2012-08-13 06:13:22 PM  
I'd post something along the lines of "what an idiot", except I remember being in my twenty's and stupid, glass houses and all that. Thank god those days were before everyone had a cell phone camera.
Only a few more years 'till I can use the "senile" excuse for the dumb things I do.
 
2012-08-13 06:19:22 PM  

xanadian: He's on a boat.


..and he has his Flippy Floppys.
 
2012-08-13 06:21:28 PM  
For some reason I read that as "donuts in marinara"

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-13 06:31:12 PM  

Rip Dashrock: I'd post something along the lines of "what an idiot", except I remember being in my twenty's and stupid, glass houses and all that. Thank god those days were before everyone had a cell phone camera.


Word. It's the prefrontal cortex, man. That doodle doesn't fully develop until our mid-20's.
 
2012-08-13 06:35:26 PM  

Honest Bender: Rip Dashrock: I'd post something along the lines of "what an idiot", except I remember being in my twenty's and stupid, glass houses and all that. Thank god those days were before everyone had a cell phone camera.

Word. It's the prefrontal cortex, man. That doodle doesn't fully develop until our mid-20 30's.

8-(
 
2012-08-13 06:37:22 PM  
He's gonna need a bigger boat.
 
2012-08-13 06:38:10 PM  

Honest Bender: Rip Dashrock: I'd post something along the lines of "what an idiot", except I remember being in my twenty's and stupid, glass houses and all that. Thank god those days were before everyone had a cell phone camera.

Word. It's the prefrontal cortex, man. That doodle doesn't fully develop until our mid-20's.


True: I was a complete idiot in my youth. Then again I stopped doing donuts when I was 16.
 
2012-08-13 06:42:34 PM  

skodabunny: MadAzza: I can see it fine on my phone

The bad photos are bad, and you should feel bad for white-knighting them.


Maybe they look better on my phone because I don't expect them to look that good to start with.
 
2012-08-13 06:47:08 PM  
I'm at the blue lagoon a lot wasn't there at the time it happened tho
 
2012-08-13 06:51:25 PM  

cambie: That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.


I for one am much more interested in the photo of the reporter:

media2.wxyz.com

Can we get a bigger one of those please?
 
2012-08-13 06:53:02 PM  
Here we go:

a0.twimg.com

Not bad, not bad at all.
 
2012-08-13 06:56:22 PM  

bonerici: I'm at the blue lagoon a lot wasn't there at the time it happened tho


Cool story, bro.
 
2012-08-13 07:02:28 PM  
I was expecting a Florida tag.

/annoyed that all of the local news websites don't make it easy to figure out where they're based
 
2012-08-13 07:09:26 PM  

wxboy: cambie: That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.

Picture number 2 is a little bit better.


wtf...that looks like someone took a picture of it with their cellphone vertically
 
2012-08-13 07:28:54 PM  
media.comicvine.com

DONUTS, I GOT DONUTS. HEY I KNOW YOU!!
 
2012-08-13 07:40:41 PM  
Reminds me of this..

Link

Drove by right after this happened. The driver made a left turn (poorly), hit the curb, then jumped the pool of water landing on the rock waterfall.

/end csb
 
2012-08-13 07:42:58 PM  
24-year-old doing donuts incarat marina parking lot loses control of his truck, launches into the air, and comes to rest on top of two boats. TA-DAok

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-13 07:55:48 PM  
Bail? About $100. Time for Wopner.
 
2012-08-13 07:58:01 PM  

incarcerated: Bail? About $100. Time for Wopner.


farm4.staticflickr.com

/can't wait for Windows 8 whopper
 
2012-08-13 08:27:49 PM  

FuelCycle: Here we go:

[a0.twimg.com image 500x440]

Not bad, not bad at all.


I think as far as the local Detroit reporters go, I'll head on over to Fox 2 (Amy Andrews) -

www.wwck.com
 
2012-08-13 08:30:40 PM  

Honest Bender: Rip Dashrock: I'd post something along the lines of "what an idiot", except I remember being in my twenty's and stupid, glass houses and all that. Thank god those days were before everyone had a cell phone camera.

Word. It's the prefrontal cortex, man. That doodle doesn't fully develop until our mid-20's.


This also explains why car insurance is so g*ddammed expensive for males between 16-25....

/ people like this guy ruin it for everyone else
 
2012-08-13 08:35:10 PM  
www.womendrivers.net

\Come on, nobody posted this yet?
 
2012-08-13 09:49:57 PM  

the_celt: Reminds me of this..

Link

Drove by right after this happened. The driver made a left turn (poorly), hit the curb, then jumped the pool of water landing on the rock waterfall.

/end csb


Failed to negotiate a turn? LOL! That's putting it mildly! The best part about that is that I live right down the street from there! You stay classy Ahwatukee!
 
2012-08-13 10:04:04 PM  

Lor M. Ipsum: wxboy: cambie: That's the best photo they could get? That's some nice journalism there, Lou.

Picture number 2 is a little bit better.

wtf...that looks like someone took a picture of it with their cellphone vertically


That's my wife. No matter how many times I tell her to take the picture/video sideways she always takes them vertically.
 
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