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(Gizmodo)   Obama to NASA: "If you make contact with Martians, please tell me right away"   (gizmodo.com) divider line 24
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2012-08-13 01:21:00 PM  
6 votes:
Meh. Probably wants to grant them amnesty.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-08-13 04:24:03 PM  
3 votes:
ZAZ: Making contact with Martians is Hillary's job.

Diogenes: Because she's Secretary of State or because she's one of the Lizard People?

Mostly because she's Secretary of State, but also because her experience landing under sniper fire makes her the ideal official to face off against the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
2012-08-13 03:26:10 PM  
3 votes:

ZAZ: Making contact with Martians is Hillary's job.


Because she's Secretary of State or because she's one of the Lizard People?
2012-08-14 12:02:41 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-08-13 07:40:13 PM  
2 votes:
t0.gstatic.com

www.greatamericanink.com
2012-08-13 06:30:50 PM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Meh. Probably wants to grant them amnesty.


Maybe you have that backwards

www.rantingnewyorker.com
mjg
2012-08-13 04:56:01 PM  
2 votes:
anchor babies
2012-08-13 04:13:35 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
"Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus."
2012-08-13 02:21:54 PM  
2 votes:
Man, you people are so gullible! Everyone knows that the only reason 0bama sent that rover up there to begin with was he put his original Kenyan birth certificate on it so Sheriff Joe and his posse couldn't find it.
2012-08-14 12:49:10 AM  
1 votes:
i160.photobucket.com
2012-08-13 09:33:55 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Makh: Oh please, NASA find life/fossils/oil.

Oh I wonder what the Christians will say, if there's evidence of millions-year-old life on Mars....even if it's just microbial.


The church already said that aliens probably exist and that it wouldn't change their faith if they found it, but keep farking that chicken. Why does every thread about this shiat turn into "I HATE RELIGION"
2012-08-13 07:41:40 PM  
1 votes:
F U, Obama. If we do discover any life on Mars, it won't be because you helped.
2012-08-13 07:37:19 PM  
1 votes:
NASA to Obama: If you make contact with funding, please send it right away. KTHXBAI
2012-08-13 06:21:01 PM  
1 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

Do you wanna see 'em? We call it the freak-show!

/welcome to earf
2012-08-13 06:11:43 PM  
1 votes:
Frankly, i think everyone should have the opportunity to have their very own personal UFO.
2012-08-13 06:01:30 PM  
1 votes:
estimated 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars, so who knows

but they'd have to travel a good few light years, and, well, i figure they'd be a bit peckish if they came far traveling in such a small craft, but if they are as advanced as all that suggests, you'd think they'd work out there's no way that cow is fitting through that hole

astronomersden.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-13 05:19:42 PM  
1 votes:
stat.mobli.com

We have intelligence saying they have WMDs... they tried to buy redcake illudium q-36 from Nigeria!
2012-08-13 05:11:04 PM  
1 votes:
He'll simply ask if they're Muslims, and if they're not he'll lost interest, because he's more concerned with Islamic outreach than NASA.
2012-08-13 05:07:34 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Oh I wonder what the Christians will say, if there's evidence of millions-year-old life on Mars....even if it's just microbial.


A) God made them (after all, Christianity teaches that He made everything in the universe...)
B) A resounding *shrug*
C) "That's pretty cool!"
D) God hates microbes (WBC Chapter Only)
2012-08-13 05:02:57 PM  
1 votes:

wildsnowllama: Cryoteck: This won't help get rid of that crazy conspiracy theory where Obama visited Mars as a "Chrononaut" using the CIA's "Jump room" in the 80's

I was told Obama had his own time machine. Are you telling me "he didn't build that?"


He did, but just not yet...
2012-08-13 05:02:51 PM  
1 votes:
If they do find life on Mars, I give it an hour before they're all registered to vote in Chicago.
2012-08-13 04:58:58 PM  
1 votes:

mjg: anchor babies


an anchor? a foot on the head should be enough
2012-08-13 04:54:35 PM  
1 votes:
ooh, let biden talk to them
2012-08-13 01:45:44 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Makh: Oh please, NASA find life/fossils/oil.

Oh I wonder what the Christians will say, if there's evidence of millions-year-old life on Mars....even if it's just microbial.


Anything more than 6k years ago and it didn't happen...TA DA!
 
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