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		Obama to NASA: "If you make contact with Martians, please tell me right away" (gizmodo.com)		24
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Diogenes		2012-08-13 01:21:00 PM

6 votes:

Meh. Probably wants to grant them amnesty.

ZAZ		2012-08-13 04:24:03 PM

3 votes:

ZAZ: Making contact with Martians is Hillary's job.

Diogenes: Because she's Secretary of State or because she's one of the Lizard People?

Mostly because she's Secretary of State, but also because her experience landing under sniper fire makes her the ideal official to face off against the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Diogenes		2012-08-13 03:26:10 PM

3 votes:

ZAZ: Making contact with Martians is Hillary's job.

Because she's Secretary of State or because she's one of the Lizard People?

Kanemano		2012-08-14 12:02:41 AM

2 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-13 07:40:13 PM

2 votes:

edmo		2012-08-13 06:30:50 PM

2 votes:

Diogenes: Meh. Probably wants to grant them amnesty.

Maybe you have that backwards

www.rantingnewyorker.com

mjg		2012-08-13 04:56:01 PM

2 votes:

anchor babies

fluffybunny		2012-08-13 04:13:35 PM

2 votes:

"Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus."

CommieTaoist		2012-08-13 02:21:54 PM

2 votes:

Man, you people are so gullible! Everyone knows that the only reason 0bama sent that rover up there to begin with was he put his original Kenyan birth certificate on it so Sheriff Joe and his posse couldn't find it.

vengethis		2012-08-14 12:49:10 AM

1 votes:

machoprogrammer		2012-08-13 09:33:55 PM

1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Makh: Oh please, NASA find life/fossils/oil.

Oh I wonder what the Christians will say, if there's evidence of millions-year-old life on Mars....even if it's just microbial.

The church already said that aliens probably exist and that it wouldn't change their faith if they found it, but keep farking that chicken. Why does every thread about this shiat turn into "I HATE RELIGION"

Man On Pink Corner		2012-08-13 07:41:40 PM

1 votes:

F U, Obama. If we do discover any life on Mars, it won't be because you helped.

SN1987a goes boom		2012-08-13 07:37:19 PM

1 votes:

NASA to Obama: If you make contact with funding, please send it right away. KTHXBAI

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-08-13 06:21:01 PM

1 votes:

Do you wanna see 'em? We call it the freak-show!

/welcome to earf

Linux_Yes		2012-08-13 06:11:43 PM

1 votes:

Frankly, i think everyone should have the opportunity to have their very own personal UFO.

21-7-b		2012-08-13 06:01:30 PM

1 votes:

estimated 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars, so who knows

but they'd have to travel a good few light years, and, well, i figure they'd be a bit peckish if they came far traveling in such a small craft, but if they are as advanced as all that suggests, you'd think they'd work out there's no way that cow is fitting through that hole

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Oznog		2012-08-13 05:19:42 PM

1 votes:

We have intelligence saying they have WMDs... they tried to buy redcake illudium q-36 from Nigeria!

theorellior		2012-08-13 05:11:04 PM

1 votes:

He'll simply ask if they're Muslims, and if they're not he'll lost interest, because he's more concerned with Islamic outreach than NASA.

aspAddict		2012-08-13 05:07:34 PM

1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Oh I wonder what the Christians will say, if there's evidence of millions-year-old life on Mars....even if it's just microbial.

A) God made them (after all, Christianity teaches that He made everything in the universe...)
B) A resounding *shrug*
C) "That's pretty cool!"
D) God hates microbes (WBC Chapter Only)

protectyourlimbs		2012-08-13 05:02:57 PM

1 votes:

wildsnowllama: Cryoteck: This won't help get rid of that crazy conspiracy theory where Obama visited Mars as a "Chrononaut" using the CIA's "Jump room" in the 80's

I was told Obama had his own time machine. Are you telling me "he didn't build that?"

He did, but just not yet...