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(The Onion)   That guy in your office with the two computer screens isn't messin' around   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, computer monitors  
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9896 clicks; posted to Geek » on 13 Aug 2012 at 2:23 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-13 02:33:54 PM  
5 votes:
Business on the left, party on the right.
2012-08-13 03:25:54 PM  
2 votes:
It would seem a lot of people in this thread aren't messin' around either.
2012-08-13 02:33:44 PM  
2 votes:
Piotrowski also speculated that if there's a limit to how many tabs you can have open in your web browser at once, this guy's gonna hit it.

I have not hit the limit yet, I'm not farking around.

// the limit depends on your memory an what's actually on those tabs

// the screenshot above was from opening every link in a RSS feed in new tabs, RSS feeds of news articles (which are mostly text). Javascript and flash disabled.
2012-08-13 02:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
True story:

Back in the 90's I was working at a software place when they hired a new programmer, with a great resume. He immediately demanded 2 new 21" screens so he could do this. The boss complied, happy to give people the tools to do the job. The next week he demanded, DEMANDED two foot pedals for the ALT +SHIFT keys. Said this would double his productivity. He got them but we started to call him Donna after that. (as in Primadonna).
3 weeks later he was fired. Turns out his code was shiat.

/my first CSB.
2012-08-13 02:29:28 PM  
1 vote:
I've had two for four or five years. It makes using just one at home a real drag.
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