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(STLToday)   Yes, the Canadians did wear Canadian Tuxedos to the closing ceremonies. No, it was not in honor of Zap Rowsdower   (stltoday.com) divider line 28
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2012-08-13 01:08:15 PM
 
2012-08-13 01:20:55 PM
So, rousdour is that a stupid name?
 
2012-08-13 01:30:48 PM
I'm not going to lie, I shed a tear when I saw them come out in the jackets. So, so Canadian.
 
2012-08-13 01:37:07 PM
Only would have been topped if they drove in to the stadium in rusty pickup trucks, stereo cranking Rush, with a 6 of Blue/Canadian/Brador/(you pick a shiat beer) on the seat. Oh, and the girls are in the middle of the seat, up against their man.


/watching submarine races at The Bluewater Bridge
 
2012-08-13 01:41:35 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Only would have been topped if they drove in to the stadium in rusty pickup trucks, stereo cranking Rush, with a 6 of Blue/Canadian/Brador/(you pick a shiat beer) on the seat. Oh, and the girls are in the middle of the seat, up against their man.


/watching submarine races at The Bluewater Bridge


Also, the trick breaks down mid-ceremony, and they have to use booze to restart it.
 
2012-08-13 01:48:16 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Only would have been topped if they drove in to the stadium in rusty pickup trucks, stereo cranking Rush, with a 6 of Blue/Canadian/Brador/(you pick a shiat beer) on the seat. Oh, and the girls are in the middle of the seat, up against their man.


/watching submarine races at The Bluewater Bridge


Kokanee. It would have to be Kokanee Beer.
 
2012-08-13 01:59:46 PM

SkylineRecords: Loud_Mouth_Soup: Only would have been topped if they drove in to the stadium in rusty pickup trucks, stereo cranking Rush, with a 6 of Blue/Canadian/Brador/(you pick a shiat beer) on the seat. Oh, and the girls are in the middle of the seat, up against their man.


/watching submarine races at The Bluewater Bridge

Also, the triuck breaks down mid-ceremony, and they have to use booze to restart it.

 
2012-08-13 02:12:33 PM
My definition of "Canadian Tuxedo" always has included denim pants and the denim jacket. This is more like "Canadian Formal".
 
2012-08-13 02:43:25 PM
"Canadian Tuxedo" requires denim pants. This is just a denim jacket. So close, yet so far.
 
2012-08-13 02:46:39 PM

kobrakai: Loud_Mouth_Soup: Only would have been topped if they drove in to the stadium in rusty pickup trucks, stereo cranking Rush, with a 6 of Blue/Canadian/Brador/(you pick a shiat beer) on the seat. Oh, and the girls are in the middle of the seat, up against their man.


/watching submarine races at The Bluewater Bridge

Kokanee. It would have to be Kokanee Beer.


Ahh, Kokanee. The only beer I've been able to drink an entire case of in a single evening and not feel drunk.

/If you're in Quebec, it has to be Labatt 50. That is why Quebec can't have nice things.
 
2012-08-13 02:53:37 PM
Could have been pretty badass if someone took the sleeves off.
 
2012-08-13 03:15:37 PM
I'm glad Zap is at least some kind of a cultural icon.
 
2012-08-13 03:16:14 PM
I couldn't believe it when they walked in with those. I kind of want one and I'm not even Canadian.

www.globaltvedmonton.com

This was better than that crap the Americans wore. They looked like total d-bags out there with the driving caps people stopped wearing a few years ago.
 
2012-08-13 03:46:27 PM
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2012-08-13 04:08:58 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Only would have been topped if they drove in to the stadium in rusty pickup trucks, stereo cranking Rush the Calgary national anthem, with a 6 of Blue/Canadian/Brador/(you pick a shiat beer) on the seat. Oh, and the girls are in the middle of the seat, up against their man.



Oh, it's forty below
and I don't have a truck
but I don't give a fark
'cause I'm off to the rodeo...
 
2012-08-13 04:21:37 PM
Losers are gonna wear shiat like that.


Apologize for being pathetic, Canadians.


1 gold medal--5 silver medals--12 bronze medals.


None of you may ever again say a negative word about "fat Americans". We kicked your sorry socialist craptastic asses.

Suck it, mofos:

America:
46 gold medals--29 silver medals--29 bronze medals

You suck as a hat too!
 
2012-08-13 04:23:16 PM
Did anyone else read the HBC press release in Bonnie Brooks' voice?

/Link for non-Canadians.
 
2012-08-13 05:01:08 PM

Crude: Canadians.
1 gold medal--5 silver medals--12 bronze medals.

America:
46 gold medals--29 silver medals--29 bronze medals


You have 10 times our population. You should have 10 times as many medals as us.
 
2012-08-13 05:10:14 PM

shanghaistu: Loud_Mouth_Soup: Only would have been topped if they drove in to the stadium in rusty pickup trucks, stereo cranking Rush the Calgary national anthem, with a 6 of Blue/Canadian/Brador/(you pick a shiat beer) on the seat. Oh, and the girls are in the middle of the seat, up against their man.

Oh, it's forty below
and I don't have a truck
but I don't give a fark
'cause I'm off to the rodeo...



Ahem...:

"Oooh, it's forty below,
and I don't give a fark
Got a heater in my truck,
and I'm off to the rodeo..."

/Please, have some respect
 
2012-08-13 06:27:50 PM

Crude: Losers are gonna wear shiat like that.


Apologize for being pathetic, Canadians.


1 gold medal--5 silver medals--12 bronze medals.


None of you may ever again say a negative word about "fat Americans". We kicked your sorry socialist craptastic asses.

Suck it, mofos:

America:
46 gold medals--29 silver medals--29 bronze medals

You suck as a hat too!


You sound fat.
 
2012-08-13 06:57:43 PM

Crude: Losers are gonna wear shiat like that.


Apologize for being pathetic, Canadians.


1 gold medal--5 silver medals--12 bronze medals.


None of you may ever again say a negative word about "fat Americans". We kicked your sorry socialist craptastic asses.

Suck it, mofos:

America:
46 gold medals--29 silver medals--29 bronze medals

You suck as a hat too!


mitchieville.com

..and it's called a Toque, not a hat.
 
2012-08-13 08:07:47 PM

Loomy: shanghaistu: Loud_Mouth_Soup: Only would have been topped if they drove in to the stadium in rusty pickup trucks, stereo cranking Rush the Calgary national anthem, with a 6 of Blue/Canadian/Brador/(you pick a shiat beer) on the seat. Oh, and the girls are in the middle of the seat, up against their man.

Oh, it's forty below
and I don't have a truck
but I don't give a fark
'cause I'm off to the rodeo...


Ahem...:

"Oooh, it's forty below,
and I don't give a fark
Got a heater in my truck,
and I'm off to the rodeo..."

/Please, have some respect


It's Alabama left and Alabama right
C'mon ya farkin' dummy get your right step right!



/piss me off
//farkin' jerk
///you get on my nerves
 
2012-08-13 08:12:58 PM

Crude: Losers are gonna wear shiat like that.


Apologize for being pathetic, Canadians.


1 gold medal--5 silver medals--12 bronze medals.


None of you may ever again say a negative word about "fat Americans". We kicked your sorry socialist craptastic asses.

Suck it, mofos:

America:
46 gold medals--29 silver medals--29 bronze medals

You suck as a hat too!


You for got to add a USA! USA! USA! Why do you hate America?
 
2012-08-13 09:35:31 PM
Pooh ah hates them summer Olympics.
 
2012-08-13 09:53:39 PM

good_2_go: Crude: Canadians.
1 gold medal--5 silver medals--12 bronze medals.

America:
46 gold medals--29 silver medals--29 bronze medals

You have 10 times our population. You should have 10 times as many medals as us.


and your funding is likely 100 times what our team was given
 
2012-08-14 12:55:12 AM

good_2_go: Crude: Canadians.
1 gold medal--5 silver medals--12 bronze medals.

America:
46 gold medals--29 silver medals--29 bronze medals

You have 10 times our population. You should have 10 times as many medals as us.


By that logic, China should have 4 times as many medals as we do, and India should be an Olympic powerhouse. Not to mention Indonesia should have a lot of medals as well
 
2012-08-14 06:45:24 AM
Plus you stole missy Franklin from us
 
2012-08-14 09:26:54 AM

Woolwine: By that logic, China should have 4 times as many medals as we do, and India should be an Olympic powerhouse. Not to mention Indonesia should have a lot of medals as well


They will be, once the worlds riches are spread more evenly around the globe.
 
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