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(Gawker)   Don't ask the internet to name your new soft drink, it won't end well   (gawker.com ) divider line
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22983 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2012 at 1:35 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-13 02:17:12 PM  
Dang I laughed....
 
2012-08-13 02:23:18 PM  
Toilet Disenfectant

Scrotal Discharge

Infected Foot

Panty Snatcher

You Gonna Drink That?

MtDew , Now With Xtra Fat

Chubbin' on The Fat Chicks
 
2012-08-13 02:23:55 PM  
I'm surprised Ayn Rand Dew wasn't at the top of the list. Seriously, is there a top online voter book list these guys haven't flooded?
 
2012-08-13 02:24:45 PM  

CygnusDarius: Applejack? Seriously?.


encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-08-13 02:28:53 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-13 02:29:45 PM  
I'm not sure why i larfed so hard at Dickbutt.

/dickbutt
 
2012-08-13 02:30:49 PM  

cleveoh: Pants full of macaroni!!: Painful Rectal Itch?

/Gawker's blocked

Nope. "Nose Hair" didn't crack the Top 10, either.


Mangled Baby Ducks?
 
2012-08-13 02:31:56 PM  
Richard Hertz: Imagine the commercials for that extreme thirst quencher.

Two suggestions for Hitler did nothing wrong soda commercials

Hilter in a staff meeting with the high command of the German Wehrmacht. Takes a sip of MD/HDNW. Gets a gleam in his eye and shouts "Invade Russia"!

Corporal Adolph Hitler the cook is preparing sausages for the troops. Nearby is a box marked RosenSchwartz Sausages.
A tough looking soldier sticks his head in the door and says "Hey Hitler, if we get any more of those sawdust sausages, we're going to break your other leg. Hitler looks at the box forlornly, takes a big gulp of MD/HDNW and says "One day I'm going to kill all those damned Jews".
 
2012-08-13 02:32:29 PM  

nekom: moist nugget sounds more like an IPA.


WELCOME TO /K/

NOW GIT OUT

 
2012-08-13 02:33:00 PM  
Mr. Splashypants?
 
2012-08-13 02:33:57 PM  

Greenbeanx


Where was "surgery colored corn water that will make you fat"?


Code... Blue?
 
2012-08-13 02:35:52 PM  
Baby Lotion


...Now with real babies!
 
2012-08-13 02:39:40 PM  
Painfull Gas Spasms

Gravid Flabs Of Fat

Whites Only

The Pope Is Infallible

Gus Hall For President

Do What Thou Will But Hurt No One....Except Jews
 
2012-08-13 02:45:23 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Greenbeanx

Where was "surgery colored corn water that will make you fat"?


Code... Blue?


Now there's a brand! Code Blue -dynamic! forcefull! deadly!

Everything you always wanted in a soft drink

/like a gun with an unlimited supply of very small bullets.
//Jingle--"Killing me slowly with some pop" (in yer best Aretha Frankilin)
///Call Pepsico and get me a meeting...If they bought that, they'll LOVE this
////That ...and 'Holiday Spice' Pepsi
 
2012-08-13 02:50:21 PM  
No Jesus Juice?

It's already got a celebrity spokesman and everything.

www.kiwicollection.com
 
2012-08-13 02:58:37 PM  
Any chance for people to stop using Gawker as a source? I could get better stories from a knitting-circle rumor mill.
 
2012-08-13 03:01:11 PM  
This Reddit thread has lots more screencaps of the site in various stages of farked-ness.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall to hear the Mountain Dew staff freaking out.
 
2012-08-13 03:02:01 PM  
4chan is sort of a shadow of its former self...pranks like this one and the occasion gore or Hitler pic are about the only thing that even mildly shock in terms of content.
 
2012-08-13 03:04:29 PM  
WTF? I'm putting the Reddit link and Fark is inexplicably changing it to the Mountain Dew link (that was OP's link in Reddit thread). Here's the correct Reddit link, though you'll have to copy-pasta and remove spaces: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/y4sox/4chan_names_the_new_mount ain_dew/
 
2012-08-13 03:04:37 PM  

00batou: Any chance for people to stop using Gawker as a source? I could get better stories from a knitting-circle rumor mill.


Bring 'em, Bubba

'Til then, Kwitcherbichon.

Don't limit the sources. It may not be your cake, so move on. There's plenty more posts to read. You don't need to snivel about this ONE.

/I ain't seein' your submittals down here in the main page, ever
//Or, at least, the ones you'll admit to
 
2012-08-13 03:06:57 PM  
Dew n cider
 
2012-08-13 03:08:35 PM  
Oh, go bite the wax tadpole.
 
2012-08-13 03:10:50 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-13 03:12:24 PM  
Green Apple Splatters
 
2012-08-13 03:18:09 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-13 03:20:47 PM  

CygnusDarius: Applejack? Seriously?.


We get it, they didn't like your Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. Move on already.
 
2012-08-13 03:24:19 PM  
I didn't know /b/ was still coherent enough to do this kind of thing anymore. Haven't been there in a while though as I spend most of my time on 4chan browsing /m/ and then /a/ occasionally.
 
2012-08-13 03:24:54 PM  

PunkRockLawyer: WTF? I'm putting the Reddit link and Fark is inexplicably changing it to the Mountain Dew link (that was OP's link in Reddit thread). Here's the correct Reddit link, though you'll have to copy-pasta and remove spaces: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/y4sox/4chan_names_the_new_mount ain_dew/


www.nuka-cola.com
Got a kick when I saw that on the list. Nuka~Cola for the win!
 
2012-08-13 03:30:35 PM  
ELIMINATE ALL THE JUICE!
 
2012-08-13 03:35:52 PM  
Oh, those loveable little tykes.
 
2012-08-13 03:47:47 PM  
Homer: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
 
2012-08-13 04:04:15 PM  
Reminds me of back when the Washington Bullets wanted to change their name and they had a fan "contest." They put forth "Wizards" and 4 really stupid names. "Don and Mike Show" listeners, however, voted up "D.C. Dogs" so high that they pulled the contest from their web site.
 
2012-08-13 04:22:43 PM  

hdhale: 4chan is sort of a shadow of its former self...pranks like this one and the occasion gore or Hitler pic are about the only thing that even mildly shock in terms of content.


Not enough cp for you?
 
2012-08-13 04:40:25 PM  

LaraAmber: We get it, they didn't like your Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. Move on already.



THAT NAME IS THE HYPE AS SHIAT! It's as hype as this!.

BKITU: CygnusDarius: Applejack? Seriously?.

Why not? She is best pony.


Look, I get there's a huge fanbase of MLP, but... Eh, screw it, it's harmless fun.
 
2012-08-13 04:59:45 PM  
Tubgirl Tsunami orange drink.
 
2012-08-13 05:18:40 PM  
i131.photobucket.com

/gnorw gnihton did eh
 
2012-08-13 05:23:59 PM  

CygnusDarius: LaraAmber: We get it, they didn't like your Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. Move on already.


THAT NAME IS THE HYPE AS SHIAT! It's as hype as this!.


Want to know how we know you don't watch MLP? :)
 
2012-08-13 05:28:00 PM  
Bath Salts
 
2012-08-13 05:32:36 PM  
Ku Kux Klantastic

Sphagum Moss
 
2012-08-13 05:37:13 PM  

LaraAmber: Want to know how we know you don't watch MLP? :)


You mean to tell me it's weird that I don't watch it? O.o
 
2012-08-13 05:42:20 PM  

SuddenlySamhain: Ku Kux Klantastic


That's awesome.
 
2012-08-13 06:09:29 PM  

i47.tinypic.com

 
2012-08-13 06:40:36 PM  
Let's call it "10,000 Nuns and Orphans...They Were All Eaten by Rats!"

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-13 06:48:38 PM  
I honestly don't see how people can drink that stuff, it's worse than Pepsi.
 
2012-08-13 06:50:44 PM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-08-13 07:29:21 PM  

blatz514: I'm not sure why i larfed so hard at Dickbutt.

/dickbutt


plus613.net

I laughed pretty hard too.
 
2012-08-13 07:51:03 PM  
#4 Applejack - WTF? Applejack is a hard cyder distilled spirit for adult consumption. Delicious on the rocks and in mixed recipes, Applejack is the official alcohol of The Garden State.

someone makes a apple flavor soda that is delicious, but all the writing on the box & cans is in Mexican, so i have no clue what it reads.
 
2012-08-13 08:08:16 PM  

KrispyKritter: #4 Applejack - WTF? Applejack is a hard cyder distilled spirit for adult consumption


So is the original meaning of "Mountain Dew." That's the joke.

/You may know Mountain Dew by its other common name, "White Lightning."
 
2012-08-13 08:11:59 PM  
Why have I not yet seen the obvious:

Snot
 
2012-08-13 08:49:32 PM  
dizzyfrinks.com
If it's brown, you're in Sidra town

/I get this stuff from the local Asian market
//nectar of the gods
 
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