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(Uproxx)   "Oh wait, normally when I roast a pig, it has an apple in its mouth." - 1 of 20 best jokes from Roseanne's Comedy Central Roast   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Roseanne Barr, Comedy Central, human beings, Sara Gilbert, Katey Sagal, Sam Kinison, Jeffrey Ross, Cheesecake Factory  
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8867 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Aug 2012 at 3:13 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-13 12:08:09 PM  
7 votes:
Wayne Brady (to Jeff Ross): "Now the thing is Jeff ... these are all jokes, and I really like you. I really, really like you. But a lot of people hate you, especially Sarah Palin because you remind her of what Trig is going to look like when he's 40."
2012-08-13 01:08:24 PM  
3 votes:
The best joke was the one that wasn't aired....(CC being too afraid)

Jeff Ross turns to Seth Green :

"Seth, you haven't gotten this much attention since you shot all those people in Aurora,"
Then goes on to finish him with:
"You're actually not like James Holmes. He was doing things in a theater that people remember."

GOOD LORD that is brutally hilarious!!!
2012-08-13 04:02:39 PM  
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, look at all that low-hanging fruit!

did she not wear a bra?
2012-08-13 05:38:54 PM  
1 vote:
I liked the Larry The Cable Guy roast, personally. Probably in my top 3.

"Some people say Larry's only successful because he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting people's racist and homophobic tendencies. Don't listen to these people, Larry. They're just bitter and jealous and right." - Greg Giraldo

"How come nobody talks about your other personaes that didn't work out so well. You know, like Dan the Comedian." - Jeffrey Ross
2012-08-13 03:19:48 PM  
1 vote:
I hope that when Patrice O'Neal's and Greg Giraldo's lives flashed in front of their eyes, they were able to sleep during their roast appearances like I did when I watched them.
2012-08-13 03:18:05 PM  
1 vote:
No. I asked for a list of the good jokes.
2012-08-13 12:52:58 PM  
1 vote:
The last time I saw a headline this bad, subby was getting a train run on him at the burn clinic.
2012-08-13 11:52:53 AM  
1 vote:
The John Ritter joke was truly tasteless.

/i approve
2012-08-13 11:44:00 AM  
1 vote:
I saw that first Becky was sitting in the audience. Second Becky was probably busy working.
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