Codenamechaz: Over everything she's said and done over the last decade, they go with fat jokes? Disappointing
jimmyego: That roast seemed rather lacking in material, 90% of the jokes were just fat jokes. Don't they have writers? There's tonnes more stuff you could roast her for than her weight.
Dr.Knockboots: The best joke was the one that wasn't aired....(CC being too afraid)Jeff Ross turns to Seth Green :"Seth, you haven't gotten this much attention since you shot all those people in Aurora,"Then goes on to finish him with:"You're actually not like James Holmes. He was doing things in a theater that people remember."GOOD LORD that is brutally hilarious!!!
Orgasmatron138: I miss when this was actually done by the Friar's Club.
KatjaMouse: "Rozilla, stomping through Hollywood for decades, breathing fire through her hairy snout, burning bridge after bridge, her glowing red eyes striking anyone unfortunate enough to look at her hideous face." - Gilbert GottfriedThat was one of my faves of the night.
alwaysjaded: Jeselnik seemed surprisingly watered down. I sure hope they're not neutering him since he's about to have a show. He's one of my favorite new comics over the last few years and his live shows are brutal. Schumer looks like she'll go on to have a good career. Unless she already has one, Wiki doesn't have much info.
The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, look at all that low-hanging fruit!
gingerjet: Orgasmatron138: I miss when this was actually done by the Friar's Club.And it was better when all the material didn't have to be submitted before hand for approval by the producers./the roast of Drew Carey was one of the best
SkylineRecords: Going to a roast dressed as Joe Paterno is the true sign of a sellout hack.
Uncle Pooky: See, I thought that it wasn't so much that he was watered down, it's that he was going more for "shocking" than he was "funny." Totally agree with you about him being a favorite new comic.
gingerjet: /the roast of Drew Carey was one of the best
SkylineRecords: Going to a roast dressed as Joe Paterno is the true sign of a sellout hack. Are his writers 14 years old?
EdVenture: What was the "uppity-slave" line about Brady? TFA mentioned it but did not list it?
bulok: Anyone catch the pic of Katey Sagal in the comments section? Holy crap is that woman hot.
downstairs: I liked the Larry The Cable Guy roast, personally. Probably in my top 3.
Mugato: jimmyego: That roast seemed rather lacking in material, 90% of the jokes were just fat jokes. Don't they have writers? There's tonnes more stuff you could roast her for than her weight.THISI look forward to the roasts every year. Yeah, they're all racial and gay jokes but that's what they always were, even in the Friar days. But they were done with style and ultimately, love. But this one really sucked. Maybe because all the good roasters are either recently dead or didn't show up. There's only so many jokes about chaining Carrie Fisher to Roseanne you can make before it becomes a little hacky.
downstairs: I liked the Larry The Cable Guy roast, personally. Probably in my top 3."Some people say Larry's only successful because he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting people's racist and homophobic tendencies. Don't listen to these people, Larry. They're just bitter and jealous and right." - Greg Giraldo"How come nobody talks about your other personaes that didn't work out so well. You know, like Dan the Comedian." - Jeffrey Ross
HopScotchNSoda: Gilbert Gottfried's whole nonsensical (but painfully funny) tirade about the mat of pubic hair spewed out from Jane Lynch's mouth onto the microphone.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Tom Arnold had all the best zings. Everything else was "Oh, she's fat"
Onkel Buck: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Tom Arnold had all the best zings. Everything else was "Oh, she's fat"Yah but he banged her, thats why he got all the best jokes. He earned them
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