Zmog: Dog shoulda gotten out of the way.
elmixtli: Was it these two:[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x224]
Englebert Slaptyback: ElegyAh, Boston Terriers. My parents owned two. They are among the greatest pound-for-pound farters the world has ever seen.My parents are boring compared to that.Thankfully.
Elegy: Ah, Boston Terriers. My parents owned two. They are among the greatest pound-for-pound farters the world has ever seen.
KJUW89: Ahem. Bedlington Terrier.
elmixtli: Was it these two:
Ready-set: elmixtli: Was it these two:She can park her posey on my face./too early in the day?
dallylamma: [thedudeabidesdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 480x368]The Dude: What's in the farkin' carrier?Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.The Dude: You brought the farkin' Pomeranian bowling?Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a farking beer. He's not taking your farking turn, Dude.The Dude: Man, if my farkin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her farkin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fark herself.
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