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vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-13 11:50:44 AM
I didn't know that Tampa had gay strip clubs.
 
2012-08-13 12:39:21 PM
Florida tag trumps everything anyway. As this convention will show. Every clusterfark known to Floridate the news can be expected at this convention.
 
2012-08-13 01:33:39 PM
They ought to be ramping up their public restroom cleanup squads.
 
2012-08-13 02:56:52 PM

vpb: I didn't know that Tampa had gay strip clubs.


Thread over in 1.
 
2012-08-13 03:00:28 PM
Strippers ramp up my staff.
 
2012-08-13 03:02:01 PM
Here is what somebody should do. 1) Take pictures of everyone coming into or out of a Tampa Bay strip club. 2) Take a picture of everyone coming into or out of the GOP convention. Compare 1 to 2 and publicly shame/mock them on a website.
I don't live in Tampa so I can't.. Somebody get the FL Dems or a Soros org on it!

I think the lols of seeing how moral the party of morality ISN'T would be funny. It won't stop Team Red from voting Team Red, but would give some humor what promises to be a VERY dull convention.
 
2012-08-13 03:06:38 PM
Half of Floridians are Obama voting Democrats, you guys realize that, right?
 
2012-08-13 03:12:02 PM

Thunderpipes: Half of Floridians are Obama voting Democrats, you guys realize that, right?


So that leaves the other half who are relevant to this thread? Right?
 
2012-08-13 03:12:44 PM

vpb: I didn't know that Tampa had gay strip clubs.


Thread over.
 
2012-08-13 03:12:54 PM
I'm really sorry if the ONLY definition of Republicans your brain can understand is "Highly Religious Tea Party members" - please carry on with your "Derp They're hypocrites! Derp"

Really sorry.
 
2012-08-13 03:16:26 PM
This thread again? All the hot button ideas have been covered, do lets move on
 
2012-08-13 03:16:49 PM
In other news, there's officially a Tampa Strip Club Trifecta alert on Fark today.

And I'm cool with that.
 
2012-08-13 03:19:08 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I'm really sorry if the ONLY definition of Republicans your brain can understand is "Highly Religious Tea Party members" - please carry on with your "Derp They're hypocrites! Derp"

Really sorry.


Are you implying they AREN'T hypocrites?

To be fair, I haven't heard of a politician that isn't, but it's usually the big morality players (overwhelmingly GOP candidates but this shiat crosses party lines) who aren't all that "moral".

As for the derp, this time around it does seem that the GOP is the one expertly slinging it. Again, this has NEVER been restricted to party lines.
 
2012-08-13 03:19:45 PM
the chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee told his colleagues to "be careful" in Tampa and don't do anything questionable in public.

In other words: Keep it in your pants, people are watching.

Despite this warning there will be scandalous behavior. Given enough bourbon and one dollar bills the Republicans can't help it.
 
2012-08-13 03:25:34 PM

vpb: I didn't know that Tampa had gay strip clubs.


Perhaps Tampa always has had them, they're just in denial about it. At least their job creating guests won't be using public funds, public roads, or public transportation to get there.
 
2012-08-13 03:25:51 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I'm really sorry if the ONLY definition of Republicans your brain can understand is "Highly Religious Tea Party members" - please carry on with your "Derp They're hypocrites! Derp"

Really sorry.


If you know any CURRENT popular Republicans who aren't basically theocrats, please name them.
 
2012-08-13 03:27:51 PM

vpb: I didn't know that Tampa had gay strip clubs.


+2
 
2012-08-13 03:33:37 PM
I said this the last time we had this very same thread so I'll say it again, leave them alone. I think the welcome goodie bag should have lube and condoms. I think the press should adopt the what happens at the convention stays at the convention. I think that there should be a huge bell some where prominent and when someone gets laid they give it a good ring.

We are talking about people who are extremely frustrated and are creating policy base on that frustration.

/GOP logo should be a freak flag
 
2012-08-13 03:33:47 PM

Marshal805: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I'm really sorry if the ONLY definition of Republicans your brain can understand is "Highly Religious Tea Party members" - please carry on with your "Derp They're hypocrites! Derp"

Really sorry.

If you know any CURRENT popular Republicans who aren't basically theocrats, please name them.


I'm not an apologist by any means, but I think it'd be OK to question whether much of the religious huffing and puffing from the right is an act to maintain campaign contributions and votership. If I were to generalize, I'd lean toward calling them puppets of the Fortune 500 who spin public fear over dissenters.
 
2012-08-13 03:38:44 PM
I liked the last headline better, from when this was posted on Thursday.
 
2012-08-13 03:39:09 PM
Male strip clubs though, right?

/cause all repubs are homos.
 
2012-08-13 03:40:17 PM

Marshal805: If you know any CURRENT popular Republicans who aren't basically theocrats, please name them.


John McCain?
 
2012-08-13 03:44:04 PM

Thunderpipes: Half of Floridians are Obama voting Democrats, you guys realize that, right?


Obama Democrats are going to the Republican convention?
 
2012-08-13 03:53:06 PM
Also expect the number of murdered strippers and hookers to rise due to the fact that they can't keep their darned mouths shut.
 
2012-08-13 03:56:22 PM
Charlotte better be getting ready, too. Have you seen most Dem political women??....egads!!!
 
2012-08-13 04:07:09 PM
But, but, but Family Values!
 
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2012-08-13 04:10:16 PM
baby dolls off of ulmerton and u.s. 19.

there once was a girl named mandy, and could extend her leg straight on pole above her head and lick her ankle while smiling at you...............

doesn't need to rhyme.
 
2012-08-13 04:29:24 PM

vpb: I didn't know that Tampa had gay strip clubs.

 
2012-08-13 04:39:04 PM
So?

I tend not to vote conservative, but what the hell is wrong with going to the clubs?
 
2012-08-13 04:47:05 PM
The flying saucer on top of The 2001 isn't gonna stand the strain!
 
2012-08-13 04:59:58 PM
Strip club, shmip club that is for the poor staffers who don't get invited to the private drug, booze, and slaves party. You think Romney bangs hookers, strippers, or random trannies? Hell no he bangs little Mormon boys in their magic underwear at private parties.

Anne prefers her horse.
 
2012-08-13 05:04:07 PM
I work for a mobile x-ray company, and they've asked us to send down a tech and have someone ready to read. They're expecting all sorts of trouble for this thing.
 
2012-08-13 05:15:25 PM

dougermouse: 1) Take pictures of everyone coming into or out of a Tampa Bay strip club.


You should also take pictures of all the bouncers' boots to compare them to the print on your ass the next day.
 
2012-08-13 07:54:24 PM
80 Dollar cover charge way to stimulate the economy. How that for a taste of free enterprise ! Well at least they supporting single moms. See they are interested in a economic stimulus package.. Bet they better tippers then the dems. Tampa come for the lap dance stay for the Meth . Is this not the town that thinks they have to many Family dollar stores ?
 
2012-08-13 08:05:07 PM
Rick
FTFY
 
2012-08-13 11:32:03 PM
vpb: I didn't know that Tampa had gay strip clubs.

poor thread, didn't make it past the FP
 
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