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(WTSP)   Kitchens in strip clubs among the cleanest of any restaurants in Tampa. In other news, strip clubs serve food   (wtsp.com) divider line 112
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2012-08-13 12:22:18 PM
Here in Ol' Virginny (where the cotton and the corn 'n taters grow, where this ol' darky's heart am long to go, etc), they has laws about the nekkid and the liquor and all. I don't recall the particulars, but it boils down to "no hooch where there's cooch", even though there's really no cooch in VA 'cause it's all pasties and a g-string (beer and NO shot). Just beer and wine, thank you.

Then, to make matters more hinkey for the fun-lovers here in the Old Dominion, the law requires any establishment selling alcohol, any alcohol, to have a certain percentage of it's menu be foodstuffs, and not just bags of chips. As a result, there are no straight-up "Bars" in Virginia. They're always part of a restaurant.

The good part of all this is you will have one of the best steaks EVAR at the Crystal City Restaurant in Crystal City, VA. And there's nearly-nekkid women dancing for your entertainment.

The bar at the neighboring Chinese restaurant does a brisk business, by the way.
 
2012-08-13 12:24:00 PM

Savage Bacon: PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?

Some people go to strip clubs to watch sports since they have big screen TVs and they get to ogle nekkid wimmenz during downtime. It's all about convenience.


I've done that. The dancers get pissy though when everyone is watching the game instead of (tipping) them.
 
2012-08-13 12:24:35 PM

bungle_jr: MoronLessOff: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes?

I thought you have to pay extra for that.

/don't know, never been.

it's like the pepper mill at some restaurants. "fresh-a peppah juice-a? say wheen!"


Or like at Olive Garden, when they ask if you want cheese on your salad.
 
2012-08-13 12:25:00 PM
I hear they have excellent fish tacos
 
2012-08-13 12:25:30 PM

thatboyoverthere: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry

But do you like to Party Hard?


I'm at work, so I'm skeptical about clicking any link with the word "hard" highlighted.
 
2012-08-13 12:25:44 PM
Subby is a rookie.

Obviously.

/www.treasureslasvegas.com/
 
2012-08-13 12:26:25 PM
Since nobody has said it:

Grilled cheese.

/There. Somebody said it.
 
2012-08-13 12:27:00 PM
She said her name was Indica and I liked my scrambled eggs with tabasco
 
2012-08-13 12:27:15 PM
Don't order the whisker biscuits n' gravy.

Try the hair pie instead.
 
2012-08-13 12:27:27 PM
That's fine and good that it makes it out of the kitchen clean.. just don't take a chance on eating the fries you dropped on your table...

..not that you should do that at any restaurant.. I'm just saying...
 
2012-08-13 12:28:24 PM

The_Sponge: SquiggelyGrounders: Acropolis Steakhouse Strip Club Portland, OR (acropolispdx.com)

Decent steaks.


I still need to stop by there some time.

CSB:

Some close friends of mine were down there a few years ago, and the DJ actually made the following announcement:

Security to the salad bar! Security to the salad bar!

(A fight had broken out next to said salad bar.)

Oh....and it farking sucks that Portland has awesome strip clubs and we have lousy ones in the Seattle area.


Don't forget Portland also has Casa Diablo, which not only is America's First Vegan Strip Club but also one of the raunchiest places in Oregon.
 
2012-08-13 12:31:14 PM
The inspectors are probably there three or more times a week.
 
2012-08-13 12:32:02 PM
Subby's never heard of Legs 'n Eggs?
 
2012-08-13 12:32:12 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry


There are people that will pay damn good money for that, a lot of them right here on Fark.

The best chicken wings I ever had were at a strip club. Made me completely forget about the strippers, I had wings and beer.
 
2012-08-13 12:36:03 PM
In college one the places used to sell hotdogs and polish sausages and the guy announcing the girls, would also make announcements trying to encourage people to go to bar and get a polish sausage. Seriously, who goes into a strip club and orders a hot dog?
 
2012-08-13 12:37:23 PM
I'll have a dancer with nothing on it please.
 
2012-08-13 12:38:31 PM
Strip clubs are a great place to go for lunch. For 15$, which usually includes cover, you can watch the ladies dance and eat some grub at the same time. Good times.
 
2012-08-13 12:39:38 PM

whither_apophis: The coffee is very good too


I came for the Dragnet reference and I leave satisfied.
 
2012-08-13 12:39:40 PM
Also, when my brother was in the army, some of his friends decided to take him to a strip club for the first time (I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St). Apparently one of the acts was 2 women wrestling naked in tomato paste. What idiot thought that was a good idea?
 
2012-08-13 12:41:44 PM

AgentKGB: Also, when my brother was in the army, some of his friends decided to take him to a strip club for the first time (I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St). Apparently one of the acts was 2 women wrestling naked in tomato paste. What idiot thought that was a good idea?


They must have gone during the Red Wing Club's monthly meeting.
 
2012-08-13 12:42:09 PM

MoronLessOff: bungle_jr: MoronLessOff: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes?

I thought you have to pay extra for that.

/don't know, never been.

it's like the pepper mill at some restaurants. "fresh-a peppah juice-a? say wheen!"

Or like at Olive Garden, when they ask if you want cheese on your salad.


they tell me to "say when". they look frustrated about 30 seconds later when i still haven't said "when". wish they'd just leave the damn shredder on the table!

/yes, once every 2 or 3 years i do eat at og
 
2012-08-13 12:42:56 PM

AgentKGB: Also, when my brother was in the army, some of his friends decided to take him to a strip club for the first time (I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St). Apparently one of the acts was 2 women wrestling naked in tomato paste. What idiot thought that was a good idea?


What man doesn't fantasize about two women on fighting for his honor while they're both getting a visit from Aunt Flow?

/tampon fight!
 
2012-08-13 12:43:28 PM
... Which should you tell you how disgusting the rest of the kitchen are.
 
2012-08-13 12:43:44 PM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?



asciibaron: CSB

worked in radio in the mid 90's - ate lunch several times a week at the strip joint a few blocks away.

/CSB

 
2012-08-13 12:52:05 PM
SF's Gold Club has a free buffet during the weekdays. Not bad. Too messy for a nice suit, though.
 
2012-08-13 12:52:21 PM
Actually the sight of nipples makes me hungry for silver dollar buttermilk pancakes.

And vice-versa.
 
2012-08-13 12:55:58 PM
Food in strip clubs makes as much sense as food in casinos. They don't want you to leave.

Shotgun Willie's, in Denver, has excellent lasagna on Tuesday afternoons.
 
2012-08-13 12:56:11 PM

get real: I wonder what breakfast strippers look like?


24.media.tumblr.com

They have mournful tits.
 
2012-08-13 12:57:26 PM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


Going to a strip bar for the food is like going to a GOP Convention for the rational tax policy debate.

They might have it, but it isn't going to be up on center stage.
 
2012-08-13 01:01:10 PM
Nobody wants ass-dust in their drinks.

/nobody likes this movie but me.
//movie still not safe for work
///guess this was before steve found religion
 
2012-08-13 01:06:19 PM

ongbok: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry

There are people that will pay damn good money for that, a lot of them right here on Fark.

The best chicken wings I ever had were at a strip club. Made me completely forget about the strippers, I had wings and beer.


So... what would a strip club look like under a black light?
 
2012-08-13 01:06:47 PM
So, it's like:
"Let your food get cold while I give you a lap dance" ??

Is the business plan to lure guys in to have lunch, so that they'll get a lap dance before leaving?
How many guys who went to a strip club, for a cheap lunch special, then decided to blow any money they saved on a $20 lap dance?
 
2012-08-13 01:07:19 PM

natazha: here's a place up the road that is reputed to have the best steaks in the area and at very good prices


I'm guessing you're talking about the Acropolis. They do have really good steaks. I haven't eaten there in about 5 or 6 years, but I do remember being surprised at the quality of their steaks.

For you east side PDX farkers, Jodie's makes great burgers and fries. Their lunch shift girls are pretty cute too.
 
2012-08-13 01:24:26 PM

kiteless: Here there are billboards advertising steak and eggs for $3.99. How unattractive must the women be if cheap steak and eggs is a better pull than sex?


It's most likely a loss leader. The owners know once a guy is done eating it's hard not to dive in.
 
2012-08-13 01:26:33 PM
My guess is that Vinny pays the inspector. Always top marks, you know what I mean?
fahgiddaboutit
 
2012-08-13 01:31:02 PM
Cherry Pie? Bearded Clams? Fish tacos?
 
2012-08-13 01:33:46 PM
Regardless of whether the food is good or not, do they even move that much quantity?

It's a hell of a lot easier to keep a kitchen clean when it's barely being used.
 
2012-08-13 01:33:59 PM
DO NOT order the blue waffles at a strip club... you will be sorely disappointed...

(don't google it either... yeech)
 
2012-08-13 01:45:26 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Nobody wants ass-dust in their drinks.

/nobody likes this movie but me.
//movie still not safe for work
///guess this was before steve found religion


what movie was that?
 
2012-08-13 01:47:13 PM

special20: My guess is that Vinny pays the inspector. Always top marks, you know what I mean?
fahgiddaboutit


kqc7011: The inspectors are probably there three or more times a week.


I suspect the answer is somewhere between these two
 
2012-08-13 01:47:18 PM
Saw the story over the weekend and the terrible weekend anchor kept teasing the story hard 'about what we found' with all the eye rolling and smirking you'd expect. Halfway into the story he let's you know that these kitchens were all very clean. The chef interviewed said that they had to work extra hard to keep the kitchens clean because of the stigma of the food being served in a gentleman's club.
 
2012-08-13 01:47:21 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Thanksgiving in a strip club, who's in? The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet. Plus, they do this thing. Heather dresses up as a pilgrim and Misty dresses up as an Indian, and they share a meal.
 
2012-08-13 02:01:48 PM
The former titty bar in my neighborhood used to give out Subway at lunch time.
 
2012-08-13 02:04:28 PM
The Million Dollar Saloon in Windsor served a nice steak, or at least they did 20 or so years ago.

The Yankee dollar went a longer way back then, too.
 
2012-08-13 02:13:26 PM

cleveoh: The Million Dollar Saloon in Windsor served a nice steak, or at least they did 20 or so years ago.

The Yankee dollar went a longer way back then, too.


I'd expect to pay a lot more than a dollar for a yankee.
 
2012-08-13 02:29:18 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: pussy


Arby's?

www.grubgrade.com
 
2012-08-13 02:38:42 PM
This dish in Orange County, CA- made the list of top 100 things to eat. There is a sushi bar and semi-famous sushi chef who works there:

blogs.ocweekly.com

The picture and the rolls are hot, not sure about the ladies.
 
2012-08-13 02:45:46 PM

whither_apophis: The coffee is very good too


You should try the french toast.

Srsly, although I've been in some titty bars that were so gross I wouldn't eat pre-packaged food that was still sealed in its wrapper in them, I've also been to places with decent food. It's all part of how some businessmen (and probably -women, too) rationalize a little T&A over lunchtime. There's a place across the river from Peoria where you can get a shoeshine, haircut, and/or neck massage, and it's the same thing, I'm sure.
 
2012-08-13 02:47:45 PM

ongbok: AgentKGB: Also, when my brother was in the army, some of his friends decided to take him to a strip club for the first time (I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St). Apparently one of the acts was 2 women wrestling naked in tomato paste. What idiot thought that was a good idea?

They must have gone during the Red Wing Club's monthly meeting.


i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-13 02:59:23 PM
when i was in college Fantasy Ranch in Arlington TX would roll out the buffet after last call. It was really good too, actual chefs making whatever you wanted. I think they wanted everyone as sober as possible before they left the place.
 
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