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2012-08-13 11:33:31 AM
Just hope that's the shrimp you're smelling.........
 
2012-08-13 11:42:09 AM
Clam Chowder?
 
2012-08-13 11:42:44 AM
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing with a big butt laying on your lap ...
 
2012-08-13 11:43:08 AM
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You don't EAT AT THE TITTY BAR!!!!
 
2012-08-13 11:43:54 AM
Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?
 
2012-08-13 11:44:19 AM
CSB

worked in radio in the mid 90's - ate lunch several times a week at the strip joint a few blocks away.

/CSB
 
2012-08-13 11:45:32 AM
Pretty much all of Montreal's major strip clubs serve buffet food around lunch time.

/I heard it's quite good
//from a friend who tried it
///yeah...
 
2012-08-13 11:46:48 AM
The coffee is very good too
 
2012-08-13 11:46:48 AM
Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry
 
2012-08-13 11:47:18 AM

gizmokid18: Clam Chowder?


I though the girls take the chowder
 
2012-08-13 11:47:39 AM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


Out of town businessmen, to be sure. Camelot in DC is fairly well known for having good grub.
 
2012-08-13 11:48:39 AM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


Some people go to strip clubs to watch sports since they have big screen TVs and they get to ogle nekkid wimmenz during downtime. It's all about convenience.
 
2012-08-13 11:48:40 AM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


People who want to call a trip to the strip club a business lunch. Having your company pay for you and a customer to see boobies while making it a tax deduction is good business sense.

Their kitchens probably are super clean because they know they're fighting against the perception that a strip club would have a sleazy filthy kitchen. Plus if the city/county wants to shut them down, health code violations is an easy way. They have to make sure they don't give anyone an excuse to put them out of business.
 
2012-08-13 11:49:20 AM
I'll have a Roast Beef sandwich, hold the mayo.
 
2012-08-13 11:51:38 AM

Savage Bacon: PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?

Some people go to strip clubs to watch sports since they have big screen TVs and they get to ogle nekkid wimmenz during downtime. It's all about convenience.


yeah, I was going to respond likewise, some people go to strip clubs because that may be the only place playing some pay-per view sporting event in your area.

and, when you're at a place for sports, food is a welcome comrade with your beer.
 
2012-08-13 11:51:44 AM
There's a place up the road that is reputed to have the best steaks in the area and at very good prices. Haven't been there. Oregon strip clubs are rather lame, unless you like watching women lie onstage talking to their friends.
 
2012-08-13 11:53:17 AM
Legs and Eggs was on the menu in Rhode Island for breakfast. (I don't know if they are still offering it, was a few years ago)
I watched an old Family Guy last night where Brian and Stewie went to a Strip Joint for lunch and Stewie asked if there were any woman that hadn't had a C-section. I wonder what breakfast strippers look like?
 
2012-08-13 11:54:30 AM
PT's in Louisville, KY...10-ish years ago, it used to be a total nude girls dancing type strip joint, and hands down, had the best (taste and variety) lunch menu in town....food was awesome and not just for a strip joint, but it would stack up to any restaurant in town...

/I haven't been back in a long time, but I think it's only a topless place now...don't know if that affected the food quality too :/
 
2012-08-13 11:54:30 AM

Savage Bacon: Pretty much all of Montreal's major strip clubs serve buffet food around lunch time.

/I heard it's quite good
//from a friend who tried it
///yeah...


Dallas/Ft Worth area clubs as well.
 
2012-08-13 11:55:22 AM
Although it's not a strip club, there is a bar in Madison called Smut and eggs. They play porn while you enjoy a nice breakfast!
 
2012-08-13 11:56:04 AM
The Lodge in Dallas used to have an Escoffier (the real one in France) trained chef and the food was great. Come for the quail because you can't cum for the dancers.


/Legs and eggs late night breakfast buffet.
 
2012-08-13 11:56:21 AM
Excuse me miss, but I did'nt order the crab platter...
 
2012-08-13 11:56:51 AM
Here there are billboards advertising steak and eggs for $3.99. How unattractive must the women be if cheap steak and eggs is a better pull than sex?
 
2012-08-13 11:56:51 AM
some people must have never seen an episode of KING OF THE HILL
buck strickland, hank's boss, frequented a strip club where he chowed down on the buffet. there was even a whole episode about him getting himself kicked out after getting in a fight with the owner over lack of certain foods late into the buffet serving period.
 
2012-08-13 11:57:37 AM
Give Subby a break. Probably the closest he's ever come to having the experience of eating lunch at a strip club is when his mom brings a bologna sandwich down to him in the basement wearing her house coat and slippers.
 
2012-08-13 11:58:05 AM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


came here to say that.

/i don't go to a seafood shack to see strippers
 
2012-08-13 11:59:15 AM

wildstarr: Savage Bacon: Pretty much all of Montreal's major strip clubs serve buffet food around lunch time.

/I heard it's quite good
//from a friend who tried it
///yeah...

Dallas/Ft Worth area clubs as well.


Lone Stranger: The Lodge in Dallas used to have an Escoffier (the real one in France) trained chef and the food was great. Come for the quail because you can't cum for the dancers.


/Legs and eggs late night breakfast buffet.


i can think of at least 3 in Ft Worth alone that have daily lunch specials. one of these days i'll take an extended lunch or leave work early just to see how good a $5 burger meal can be whilst breasts are exposed around me
 
2012-08-13 11:59:22 AM
I thought it said "kittens" and I thought the article was going to take a whole different path.
 
2012-08-13 12:02:37 PM
There's a gentlemens' club around here that angles for the business lunch crowd. It's relatively upscale and not skanky. Their steaks are pretty good. So you get naked girls dancing around and a good steak. I call it a win-win.
 
2012-08-13 12:03:06 PM
Approves....especially if we're talking about breakfast buffets.
 
2012-08-13 12:03:37 PM
Acropolis Steakhouse Strip Club Portland, OR (acropolispdx.com)

Decent steaks.
 
2012-08-13 12:05:41 PM
I didn't know Farkettes could cook. ducks and runs
 
2012-08-13 12:06:44 PM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


I knew of one chef (RIP Ramsey) who used to go to Mario's in Johnston, RI, because each Wednesday or Thursday it was "grab your meat night" prime rib buffet and it was very good. I'm not a "gentleman's club" goer, but his endorsement I consider very credible.

Here in Northern RI, it's all so very Italian, and if there's one thing that the Italians cannot abide, it's bad food. And thank Gawd for that.
 
2012-08-13 12:07:01 PM

The_Sponge: Approves....especially if we're talking about breakfast buffets.


"Legs and eggs" was always a good time.
 
2012-08-13 12:07:48 PM

get real: Legs and Eggs was on the menu in Rhode Island for breakfast. (I don't know if they are still offering it, was a few years ago)
I watched an old Family Guy last night where Brian and Stewie went to a Strip Joint for lunch and Stewie asked if there were any woman that hadn't had a C-section. I wonder what breakfast strippers look like?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-13 12:08:16 PM

Grapple: I'll have a Roast Beef sandwich, hold the mayo.


I'm starting a slow clap in the office for this.
 
2012-08-13 12:08:27 PM
shiat! I screwed it up the first time. Second attempt:

i1215.photobucket.com

^Approves....especially if we're talking about breakfast buffets.
 
2012-08-13 12:10:00 PM
No, subby. That should say, "In other words, don't eat in Tampa."
 
2012-08-13 12:10:11 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes?


I thought you have to pay extra for that.

/don't know, never been.
 
2012-08-13 12:10:51 PM

SquiggelyGrounders: Acropolis Steakhouse Strip Club Portland, OR (acropolispdx.com)

Decent steaks.



I still need to stop by there some time.

CSB:

Some close friends of mine were down there a few years ago, and the DJ actually made the following announcement:

Security to the salad bar! Security to the salad bar!

(A fight had broken out next to said salad bar.)

Oh....and it farking sucks that Portland has awesome strip clubs and we have lousy ones in the Seattle area.
 
2012-08-13 12:12:03 PM

MoronLessOff: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes?

I thought you have to pay extra for that.

/don't know, never been.


it's like the pepper mill at some restaurants. "fresh-a peppah juice-a? say wheen!"
 
2012-08-13 12:12:03 PM
yeah cause looking at pussy makes me soo hungry for food.
 
2012-08-13 12:12:04 PM

asciibaron: CSB

worked in radio in the mid 90's - ate lunch several times a week at the strip joint a few blocks away.

/CSB


But ... was the kitchen immaculate? :)
 
2012-08-13 12:12:25 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry


But do you like to Party Hard?
 
2012-08-13 12:12:48 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: yeah cause looking at pussy makes me soo hungry for food.


you sound chubby
 
2012-08-13 12:14:18 PM
Kyojin the Sushi Buffet is right next to Platinum, in Ft. Lauderdale. I always thought it was amusing.

Pretty good sushi. Never been to Platinum though.
 
2012-08-13 12:15:05 PM
Years ago a friend and I went to the local strip club to see what it was like. We just there just as the girl on stage is finishing up and the bouncers are walking around the room handing out little packets of something. They get to us and hand us packets (which turned out to be croutons!) We said "What do we need these for?" He said "Oh you'll see... it's caesar salad night".

The next act comes out and it's 2 women wrestling naked in caesar salad while the audience throws croutons...

/for the curious the club was Roxy's in Vernon BC
//I wonder if they still have the stripper that looks like Hilary Duff
 
2012-08-13 12:15:54 PM
*We got there just as the girl on stage is finishing up

Damn fingers
 
2012-08-13 12:16:13 PM

blatz514: Although it's not a strip club, there is a bar in Madison called Smut and eggs. They play porn while you enjoy a nice breakfast!



Bennett's closed the Park Street location a few years back. Now it's just on Freeport Road.

A friend had a place just around the corner from Bennett's on Park. It was our "we're still up drinking from the night before and it's 6 a.m. let's go get more beer with breakfast" place. Everything from Girls Gone Wild on one tv to the nasty stuff you don't want to see while eating runny eggs when hung over.
 
2012-08-13 12:16:49 PM
Do they serve cooter pie and muffburgers?
 
2012-08-13 12:22:18 PM
Here in Ol' Virginny (where the cotton and the corn 'n taters grow, where this ol' darky's heart am long to go, etc), they has laws about the nekkid and the liquor and all. I don't recall the particulars, but it boils down to "no hooch where there's cooch", even though there's really no cooch in VA 'cause it's all pasties and a g-string (beer and NO shot). Just beer and wine, thank you.

Then, to make matters more hinkey for the fun-lovers here in the Old Dominion, the law requires any establishment selling alcohol, any alcohol, to have a certain percentage of it's menu be foodstuffs, and not just bags of chips. As a result, there are no straight-up "Bars" in Virginia. They're always part of a restaurant.

The good part of all this is you will have one of the best steaks EVAR at the Crystal City Restaurant in Crystal City, VA. And there's nearly-nekkid women dancing for your entertainment.

The bar at the neighboring Chinese restaurant does a brisk business, by the way.
 
2012-08-13 12:24:00 PM

Savage Bacon: PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?

Some people go to strip clubs to watch sports since they have big screen TVs and they get to ogle nekkid wimmenz during downtime. It's all about convenience.


I've done that. The dancers get pissy though when everyone is watching the game instead of (tipping) them.
 
2012-08-13 12:24:35 PM

bungle_jr: MoronLessOff: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes?

I thought you have to pay extra for that.

/don't know, never been.

it's like the pepper mill at some restaurants. "fresh-a peppah juice-a? say wheen!"


Or like at Olive Garden, when they ask if you want cheese on your salad.
 
2012-08-13 12:25:00 PM
I hear they have excellent fish tacos
 
2012-08-13 12:25:30 PM

thatboyoverthere: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry

But do you like to Party Hard?


I'm at work, so I'm skeptical about clicking any link with the word "hard" highlighted.
 
2012-08-13 12:25:44 PM
Subby is a rookie.

Obviously.

/www.treasureslasvegas.com/
 
2012-08-13 12:26:25 PM
Since nobody has said it:

Grilled cheese.

/There. Somebody said it.
 
2012-08-13 12:27:00 PM
She said her name was Indica and I liked my scrambled eggs with tabasco
 
2012-08-13 12:27:15 PM
Don't order the whisker biscuits n' gravy.

Try the hair pie instead.
 
2012-08-13 12:27:27 PM
That's fine and good that it makes it out of the kitchen clean.. just don't take a chance on eating the fries you dropped on your table...

..not that you should do that at any restaurant.. I'm just saying...
 
2012-08-13 12:28:24 PM

The_Sponge: SquiggelyGrounders: Acropolis Steakhouse Strip Club Portland, OR (acropolispdx.com)

Decent steaks.


I still need to stop by there some time.

CSB:

Some close friends of mine were down there a few years ago, and the DJ actually made the following announcement:

Security to the salad bar! Security to the salad bar!

(A fight had broken out next to said salad bar.)

Oh....and it farking sucks that Portland has awesome strip clubs and we have lousy ones in the Seattle area.


Don't forget Portland also has Casa Diablo, which not only is America's First Vegan Strip Club but also one of the raunchiest places in Oregon.
 
2012-08-13 12:31:14 PM
The inspectors are probably there three or more times a week.
 
2012-08-13 12:32:02 PM
Subby's never heard of Legs 'n Eggs?
 
2012-08-13 12:32:12 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry


There are people that will pay damn good money for that, a lot of them right here on Fark.

The best chicken wings I ever had were at a strip club. Made me completely forget about the strippers, I had wings and beer.
 
2012-08-13 12:36:03 PM
In college one the places used to sell hotdogs and polish sausages and the guy announcing the girls, would also make announcements trying to encourage people to go to bar and get a polish sausage. Seriously, who goes into a strip club and orders a hot dog?
 
2012-08-13 12:37:23 PM
I'll have a dancer with nothing on it please.
 
2012-08-13 12:38:31 PM
Strip clubs are a great place to go for lunch. For 15$, which usually includes cover, you can watch the ladies dance and eat some grub at the same time. Good times.
 
2012-08-13 12:39:38 PM

whither_apophis: The coffee is very good too


I came for the Dragnet reference and I leave satisfied.
 
2012-08-13 12:39:40 PM
Also, when my brother was in the army, some of his friends decided to take him to a strip club for the first time (I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St). Apparently one of the acts was 2 women wrestling naked in tomato paste. What idiot thought that was a good idea?
 
2012-08-13 12:41:44 PM

AgentKGB: Also, when my brother was in the army, some of his friends decided to take him to a strip club for the first time (I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St). Apparently one of the acts was 2 women wrestling naked in tomato paste. What idiot thought that was a good idea?


They must have gone during the Red Wing Club's monthly meeting.
 
2012-08-13 12:42:09 PM

MoronLessOff: bungle_jr: MoronLessOff: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes?

I thought you have to pay extra for that.

/don't know, never been.

it's like the pepper mill at some restaurants. "fresh-a peppah juice-a? say wheen!"

Or like at Olive Garden, when they ask if you want cheese on your salad.


they tell me to "say when". they look frustrated about 30 seconds later when i still haven't said "when". wish they'd just leave the damn shredder on the table!

/yes, once every 2 or 3 years i do eat at og
 
2012-08-13 12:42:56 PM

AgentKGB: Also, when my brother was in the army, some of his friends decided to take him to a strip club for the first time (I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St). Apparently one of the acts was 2 women wrestling naked in tomato paste. What idiot thought that was a good idea?


What man doesn't fantasize about two women on fighting for his honor while they're both getting a visit from Aunt Flow?

/tampon fight!
 
2012-08-13 12:43:28 PM
... Which should you tell you how disgusting the rest of the kitchen are.
 
2012-08-13 12:43:44 PM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?



asciibaron: CSB

worked in radio in the mid 90's - ate lunch several times a week at the strip joint a few blocks away.

/CSB

 
2012-08-13 12:52:05 PM
SF's Gold Club has a free buffet during the weekdays. Not bad. Too messy for a nice suit, though.
 
2012-08-13 12:52:21 PM
Actually the sight of nipples makes me hungry for silver dollar buttermilk pancakes.

And vice-versa.
 
2012-08-13 12:55:58 PM
Food in strip clubs makes as much sense as food in casinos. They don't want you to leave.

Shotgun Willie's, in Denver, has excellent lasagna on Tuesday afternoons.
 
2012-08-13 12:56:11 PM

get real: I wonder what breakfast strippers look like?


24.media.tumblr.com

They have mournful tits.
 
2012-08-13 12:57:26 PM

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


Going to a strip bar for the food is like going to a GOP Convention for the rational tax policy debate.

They might have it, but it isn't going to be up on center stage.
 
2012-08-13 01:01:10 PM
Nobody wants ass-dust in their drinks.

/nobody likes this movie but me.
//movie still not safe for work
///guess this was before steve found religion
 
2012-08-13 01:06:19 PM

ongbok: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry

There are people that will pay damn good money for that, a lot of them right here on Fark.

The best chicken wings I ever had were at a strip club. Made me completely forget about the strippers, I had wings and beer.


So... what would a strip club look like under a black light?
 
2012-08-13 01:06:47 PM
So, it's like:
"Let your food get cold while I give you a lap dance" ??

Is the business plan to lure guys in to have lunch, so that they'll get a lap dance before leaving?
How many guys who went to a strip club, for a cheap lunch special, then decided to blow any money they saved on a $20 lap dance?
 
2012-08-13 01:07:19 PM

natazha: here's a place up the road that is reputed to have the best steaks in the area and at very good prices


I'm guessing you're talking about the Acropolis. They do have really good steaks. I haven't eaten there in about 5 or 6 years, but I do remember being surprised at the quality of their steaks.

For you east side PDX farkers, Jodie's makes great burgers and fries. Their lunch shift girls are pretty cute too.
 
2012-08-13 01:24:26 PM

kiteless: Here there are billboards advertising steak and eggs for $3.99. How unattractive must the women be if cheap steak and eggs is a better pull than sex?


It's most likely a loss leader. The owners know once a guy is done eating it's hard not to dive in.
 
2012-08-13 01:26:33 PM
My guess is that Vinny pays the inspector. Always top marks, you know what I mean?
fahgiddaboutit
 
2012-08-13 01:31:02 PM
Cherry Pie? Bearded Clams? Fish tacos?
 
2012-08-13 01:33:46 PM
Regardless of whether the food is good or not, do they even move that much quantity?

It's a hell of a lot easier to keep a kitchen clean when it's barely being used.
 
2012-08-13 01:33:59 PM
DO NOT order the blue waffles at a strip club... you will be sorely disappointed...

(don't google it either... yeech)
 
2012-08-13 01:45:26 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Nobody wants ass-dust in their drinks.

/nobody likes this movie but me.
//movie still not safe for work
///guess this was before steve found religion


what movie was that?
 
2012-08-13 01:47:13 PM

special20: My guess is that Vinny pays the inspector. Always top marks, you know what I mean?
fahgiddaboutit


kqc7011: The inspectors are probably there three or more times a week.


I suspect the answer is somewhere between these two
 
2012-08-13 01:47:18 PM
Saw the story over the weekend and the terrible weekend anchor kept teasing the story hard 'about what we found' with all the eye rolling and smirking you'd expect. Halfway into the story he let's you know that these kitchens were all very clean. The chef interviewed said that they had to work extra hard to keep the kitchens clean because of the stigma of the food being served in a gentleman's club.
 
2012-08-13 01:47:21 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Thanksgiving in a strip club, who's in? The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet. Plus, they do this thing. Heather dresses up as a pilgrim and Misty dresses up as an Indian, and they share a meal.
 
2012-08-13 02:01:48 PM
The former titty bar in my neighborhood used to give out Subway at lunch time.
 
2012-08-13 02:04:28 PM
The Million Dollar Saloon in Windsor served a nice steak, or at least they did 20 or so years ago.

The Yankee dollar went a longer way back then, too.
 
2012-08-13 02:13:26 PM

cleveoh: The Million Dollar Saloon in Windsor served a nice steak, or at least they did 20 or so years ago.

The Yankee dollar went a longer way back then, too.


I'd expect to pay a lot more than a dollar for a yankee.
 
2012-08-13 02:29:18 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: pussy


Arby's?

www.grubgrade.com
 
2012-08-13 02:38:42 PM
This dish in Orange County, CA- made the list of top 100 things to eat. There is a sushi bar and semi-famous sushi chef who works there:

blogs.ocweekly.com

The picture and the rolls are hot, not sure about the ladies.
 
2012-08-13 02:45:46 PM

whither_apophis: The coffee is very good too


You should try the french toast.

Srsly, although I've been in some titty bars that were so gross I wouldn't eat pre-packaged food that was still sealed in its wrapper in them, I've also been to places with decent food. It's all part of how some businessmen (and probably -women, too) rationalize a little T&A over lunchtime. There's a place across the river from Peoria where you can get a shoeshine, haircut, and/or neck massage, and it's the same thing, I'm sure.
 
2012-08-13 02:47:45 PM

ongbok: AgentKGB: Also, when my brother was in the army, some of his friends decided to take him to a strip club for the first time (I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St). Apparently one of the acts was 2 women wrestling naked in tomato paste. What idiot thought that was a good idea?

They must have gone during the Red Wing Club's monthly meeting.


i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-13 02:59:23 PM
when i was in college Fantasy Ranch in Arlington TX would roll out the buffet after last call. It was really good too, actual chefs making whatever you wanted. I think they wanted everyone as sober as possible before they left the place.
 
2012-08-13 03:39:33 PM
I suspect there are several forces at play:

1. As mentioned by one of the owners in the article, they have to work extra hard because of the stigma, much as many minorities and wimmins say about their careers.

2. Health code violations are the easiest way to shut the place down if an alderman or the mayor gets a political bug up his/her ass.

3. Health inspectors probably inspect them more frequently than restaurants that don't have nekkid ladies on display. It's fun, and the inspectors can justify it by relying on the aforementioned stigma.

4. In some cases, the health inspectors are getting paid off. Strip joints are a cash-heavy business with which no auditor would be able to detect, let alone prove the bribe, and, alternatively, have gals who can provide bribes "in kind" vice cash.
 
2012-08-13 03:40:31 PM

AgentKGB


(I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St).


Well, that narrows it down to "somewhere in Ontario".
 
2012-08-13 04:04:33 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: AgentKGB

(I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St).


Well, that narrows it down to "somewhere in Ontario".


Yonge St, Toronto/Taranna...

does that help? :P
 
2012-08-13 05:10:34 PM

Low Budget Dave: PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?

Going to a strip bar for the food is like going to a GOP Convention for the rational tax policy debate.

They might have it, but it isn't going to be up on center stage.


I like the cut of your jib.

The cut of your jib. I like it.
 
2012-08-13 05:33:41 PM
Try the bearded clams at the Rouge club in Atlanta, they're fantastic!
 
2012-08-13 07:06:14 PM
Hell, there was a strip joint in Altamonte Springs, FL (actually Fern Park, since it was known as the "Fern Park Ballet") that back in the early 90's served the best damn lunch you could imagine. (Club Juana for old Orlando area Farkers)

It was a prime rib buffet for $5 on Wednesdays. And it was pretty good prime rib - and they weren't stingy with it; a huge slab of well-seasoned and cooked meat and you could go back for more if you wanted (I never did that, one serving was plenty). It also came with decent side items and bread. You had to buy a soft drink for $1; throw in a tip for the server and the chef and you were still stuffed with prime rib for $10 or less. A gang of us from my office went once or twice a month.

On Fridays they served baked fish. I only went to that once, but it was one of the better pieces of restaurant baked fish I've had.
 
2012-08-13 07:11:05 PM

AgentKGB


Yonge St, Toronto/Taranna...

does that help? :P


Oui, merci beaucoup. :-)
 
2012-08-13 07:49:37 PM
www.rachelspalmbeach.com

Come for the steak
 
2012-08-13 08:44:54 PM

over_and_done: Low Budget Dave: PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?

Going to a strip bar for the food is like going to a GOP Convention for the rational tax policy debate.

They might have it, but it isn't going to be up on center stage.

I like the cut of your jib.

The cut of your jib. I like it.


Either the Brass Rail or Zanzibar.

/or Remington's Men of Steel, (NTTIAWWT)
 
2012-08-13 09:25:07 PM

AgentKGB: Englebert Slaptyback: AgentKGB

(I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St).


Well, that narrows it down to "somewhere in Ontario".

Yonge St, Toronto/Taranna...

does that help? :P


To let you know, "Yonge St." means "somewhere in Ontario" because it's "somewhere in Ontario for 1200 miles" - formerly the longest street in the world according to Guiness. It is the road where East and West are defined from when it comes to the layout of Toronto.

Was it this? s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com

That is across the street and up a block from Eaton Centre.
 
2012-08-13 10:09:25 PM

bubo_sibiricus


To let you know, "Yonge St." means "somewhere in Ontario" because it's "somewhere in Ontario for 1200 miles" - formerly the longest street in the world according to Guiness. It is the road where East and West are defined from when it comes to the layout of Toronto.


I'm pretty sure AgentKGB and I both knew that, but you got the joke too so that's okay.
 
2012-08-14 12:29:08 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: AgentKGB

Yonge St, Toronto/Taranna...

does that help? :P


Oui, merci beaucoup. :-)


As they say in french canadien communities "Swing la bacaisse dans l'fond d'la boite à bois" O_o

bubo_sibiricus: AgentKGB: Englebert Slaptyback: AgentKGB

(I can't remember the name of the strip club but it was on Yonge St).


Well, that narrows it down to "somewhere in Ontario".

Yonge St, Toronto/Taranna...

does that help? :P

To let you know, "Yonge St." means "somewhere in Ontario" because it's "somewhere in Ontario for 1200 miles" - formerly the longest street in the world according to Guiness. It is the road where East and West are defined from when it comes to the layout of Toronto.

Was it this? [s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com image 300x400]

That is across the street and up a block from Eaton Centre.


That name sounds right. :)
 
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