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(WTSP)   Kitchens in strip clubs among the cleanest of any restaurants in Tampa. In other news, strip clubs serve food   (wtsp.com) divider line 112
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2012-08-13 11:33:31 AM  
Just hope that's the shrimp you're smelling.........
 
2012-08-13 11:42:09 AM  
Clam Chowder?
 
2012-08-13 11:42:44 AM  
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing with a big butt laying on your lap ...
 
2012-08-13 11:43:08 AM  
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You don't EAT AT THE TITTY BAR!!!!
 
2012-08-13 11:43:54 AM  
Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?
 
2012-08-13 11:44:19 AM  
CSB

worked in radio in the mid 90's - ate lunch several times a week at the strip joint a few blocks away.

/CSB
 
2012-08-13 11:45:32 AM  
Pretty much all of Montreal's major strip clubs serve buffet food around lunch time.

/I heard it's quite good
//from a friend who tried it
///yeah...
 
2012-08-13 11:46:48 AM  
The coffee is very good too
 
2012-08-13 11:46:48 AM  
Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry
 
2012-08-13 11:47:18 AM  

gizmokid18: Clam Chowder?


I though the girls take the chowder
 
2012-08-13 11:47:39 AM  

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


Out of town businessmen, to be sure. Camelot in DC is fairly well known for having good grub.
 
2012-08-13 11:48:39 AM  

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


Some people go to strip clubs to watch sports since they have big screen TVs and they get to ogle nekkid wimmenz during downtime. It's all about convenience.
 
2012-08-13 11:48:40 AM  

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


People who want to call a trip to the strip club a business lunch. Having your company pay for you and a customer to see boobies while making it a tax deduction is good business sense.

Their kitchens probably are super clean because they know they're fighting against the perception that a strip club would have a sleazy filthy kitchen. Plus if the city/county wants to shut them down, health code violations is an easy way. They have to make sure they don't give anyone an excuse to put them out of business.
 
2012-08-13 11:49:20 AM  
I'll have a Roast Beef sandwich, hold the mayo.
 
2012-08-13 11:51:38 AM  

Savage Bacon: PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?

Some people go to strip clubs to watch sports since they have big screen TVs and they get to ogle nekkid wimmenz during downtime. It's all about convenience.


yeah, I was going to respond likewise, some people go to strip clubs because that may be the only place playing some pay-per view sporting event in your area.

and, when you're at a place for sports, food is a welcome comrade with your beer.
 
2012-08-13 11:51:44 AM  
There's a place up the road that is reputed to have the best steaks in the area and at very good prices. Haven't been there. Oregon strip clubs are rather lame, unless you like watching women lie onstage talking to their friends.
 
2012-08-13 11:53:17 AM  
Legs and Eggs was on the menu in Rhode Island for breakfast. (I don't know if they are still offering it, was a few years ago)
I watched an old Family Guy last night where Brian and Stewie went to a Strip Joint for lunch and Stewie asked if there were any woman that hadn't had a C-section. I wonder what breakfast strippers look like?
 
2012-08-13 11:54:30 AM  
PT's in Louisville, KY...10-ish years ago, it used to be a total nude girls dancing type strip joint, and hands down, had the best (taste and variety) lunch menu in town....food was awesome and not just for a strip joint, but it would stack up to any restaurant in town...

/I haven't been back in a long time, but I think it's only a topless place now...don't know if that affected the food quality too :/
 
2012-08-13 11:54:30 AM  

Savage Bacon: Pretty much all of Montreal's major strip clubs serve buffet food around lunch time.

/I heard it's quite good
//from a friend who tried it
///yeah...


Dallas/Ft Worth area clubs as well.
 
2012-08-13 11:55:22 AM  
Although it's not a strip club, there is a bar in Madison called Smut and eggs. They play porn while you enjoy a nice breakfast!
 
2012-08-13 11:56:04 AM  
The Lodge in Dallas used to have an Escoffier (the real one in France) trained chef and the food was great. Come for the quail because you can't cum for the dancers.


/Legs and eggs late night breakfast buffet.
 
2012-08-13 11:56:21 AM  
Excuse me miss, but I did'nt order the crab platter...
 
2012-08-13 11:56:51 AM  
Here there are billboards advertising steak and eggs for $3.99. How unattractive must the women be if cheap steak and eggs is a better pull than sex?
 
2012-08-13 11:56:51 AM  
some people must have never seen an episode of KING OF THE HILL
buck strickland, hank's boss, frequented a strip club where he chowed down on the buffet. there was even a whole episode about him getting himself kicked out after getting in a fight with the owner over lack of certain foods late into the buffet serving period.
 
2012-08-13 11:57:37 AM  
Give Subby a break. Probably the closest he's ever come to having the experience of eating lunch at a strip club is when his mom brings a bologna sandwich down to him in the basement wearing her house coat and slippers.
 
2012-08-13 11:58:05 AM  

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


came here to say that.

/i don't go to a seafood shack to see strippers
 
2012-08-13 11:59:15 AM  

wildstarr: Savage Bacon: Pretty much all of Montreal's major strip clubs serve buffet food around lunch time.

/I heard it's quite good
//from a friend who tried it
///yeah...

Dallas/Ft Worth area clubs as well.


Lone Stranger: The Lodge in Dallas used to have an Escoffier (the real one in France) trained chef and the food was great. Come for the quail because you can't cum for the dancers.


/Legs and eggs late night breakfast buffet.


i can think of at least 3 in Ft Worth alone that have daily lunch specials. one of these days i'll take an extended lunch or leave work early just to see how good a $5 burger meal can be whilst breasts are exposed around me
 
2012-08-13 11:59:22 AM  
I thought it said "kittens" and I thought the article was going to take a whole different path.
 
2012-08-13 12:02:37 PM  
There's a gentlemens' club around here that angles for the business lunch crowd. It's relatively upscale and not skanky. Their steaks are pretty good. So you get naked girls dancing around and a good steak. I call it a win-win.
 
2012-08-13 12:03:06 PM  
Approves....especially if we're talking about breakfast buffets.
 
2012-08-13 12:03:37 PM  
Acropolis Steakhouse Strip Club Portland, OR (acropolispdx.com)

Decent steaks.
 
2012-08-13 12:05:41 PM  
I didn't know Farkettes could cook. ducks and runs
 
2012-08-13 12:06:44 PM  

PsyLord: Cleanest? Probably cause it's never used. Seriously, who goes to a strip bar to eat food?


I knew of one chef (RIP Ramsey) who used to go to Mario's in Johnston, RI, because each Wednesday or Thursday it was "grab your meat night" prime rib buffet and it was very good. I'm not a "gentleman's club" goer, but his endorsement I consider very credible.

Here in Northern RI, it's all so very Italian, and if there's one thing that the Italians cannot abide, it's bad food. And thank Gawd for that.
 
2012-08-13 12:07:01 PM  

The_Sponge: Approves....especially if we're talking about breakfast buffets.


"Legs and eggs" was always a good time.
 
2012-08-13 12:07:48 PM  

get real: Legs and Eggs was on the menu in Rhode Island for breakfast. (I don't know if they are still offering it, was a few years ago)
I watched an old Family Guy last night where Brian and Stewie went to a Strip Joint for lunch and Stewie asked if there were any woman that hadn't had a C-section. I wonder what breakfast strippers look like?


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2012-08-13 12:08:16 PM  

Grapple: I'll have a Roast Beef sandwich, hold the mayo.


I'm starting a slow clap in the office for this.
 
2012-08-13 12:08:27 PM  
shiat! I screwed it up the first time. Second attempt:

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^Approves....especially if we're talking about breakfast buffets.
 
2012-08-13 12:10:00 PM  
No, subby. That should say, "In other words, don't eat in Tampa."
 
2012-08-13 12:10:11 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes?


I thought you have to pay extra for that.

/don't know, never been.
 
2012-08-13 12:10:51 PM  

SquiggelyGrounders: Acropolis Steakhouse Strip Club Portland, OR (acropolispdx.com)

Decent steaks.



I still need to stop by there some time.

CSB:

Some close friends of mine were down there a few years ago, and the DJ actually made the following announcement:

Security to the salad bar! Security to the salad bar!

(A fight had broken out next to said salad bar.)

Oh....and it farking sucks that Portland has awesome strip clubs and we have lousy ones in the Seattle area.
 
2012-08-13 12:12:03 PM  

MoronLessOff: DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes?

I thought you have to pay extra for that.

/don't know, never been.


it's like the pepper mill at some restaurants. "fresh-a peppah juice-a? say wheen!"
 
2012-08-13 12:12:03 PM  
yeah cause looking at pussy makes me soo hungry for food.
 
2012-08-13 12:12:04 PM  

asciibaron: CSB

worked in radio in the mid 90's - ate lunch several times a week at the strip joint a few blocks away.

/CSB


But ... was the kitchen immaculate? :)
 
2012-08-13 12:12:25 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Why do folks act like stirp clubs allow dirty skanks to squeeze vagina juice all over the dishes? Its a club where some of the workers get naked. No different than eating at a regular club.


/No, I don't eat at either place.
//I don't like to party hungry


But do you like to Party Hard?
 
2012-08-13 12:12:48 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: yeah cause looking at pussy makes me soo hungry for food.


you sound chubby
 
2012-08-13 12:14:18 PM  
Kyojin the Sushi Buffet is right next to Platinum, in Ft. Lauderdale. I always thought it was amusing.

Pretty good sushi. Never been to Platinum though.
 
2012-08-13 12:15:05 PM  
Years ago a friend and I went to the local strip club to see what it was like. We just there just as the girl on stage is finishing up and the bouncers are walking around the room handing out little packets of something. They get to us and hand us packets (which turned out to be croutons!) We said "What do we need these for?" He said "Oh you'll see... it's caesar salad night".

The next act comes out and it's 2 women wrestling naked in caesar salad while the audience throws croutons...

/for the curious the club was Roxy's in Vernon BC
//I wonder if they still have the stripper that looks like Hilary Duff
 
2012-08-13 12:15:54 PM  
*We got there just as the girl on stage is finishing up

Damn fingers
 
2012-08-13 12:16:13 PM  

blatz514: Although it's not a strip club, there is a bar in Madison called Smut and eggs. They play porn while you enjoy a nice breakfast!



Bennett's closed the Park Street location a few years back. Now it's just on Freeport Road.

A friend had a place just around the corner from Bennett's on Park. It was our "we're still up drinking from the night before and it's 6 a.m. let's go get more beer with breakfast" place. Everything from Girls Gone Wild on one tv to the nasty stuff you don't want to see while eating runny eggs when hung over.
 
2012-08-13 12:16:49 PM  
Do they serve cooter pie and muffburgers?
 
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