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(The Smoking Gun)   Meet Patrick Tribett's soul mate and the Great Cornholio in this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 71
    More: Dumbass, soul mate, huffing  
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2012-08-13 09:11:19 AM  
#2: EXHALE, DAMMIT! EXHALE!!

Note: the link between pic #4 and #5 seems to be broken. You'll have to manually edit the URL.
 
2012-08-13 10:34:37 AM  
Destined for Fark meme-ification?
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-13 11:07:02 AM  
img19.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-13 11:41:55 AM  
This dude keeps showing up here:


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-13 12:50:08 PM  

Godscrack: [img19.imageshack.us image 609x487]


Actually, I think that's a Gonzo logo, because there's the peyote flower is in the middle of the fist.

Also I read that as Tera Patrick.
 
2012-08-13 12:52:26 PM  
#7 - I'd bail her out.
 
Skr
2012-08-13 12:53:20 PM  
Hmm I didn't seem to get who the Beavis/Cornholio reference was applying too. At least it didn't wasn't as obvious as that one mugshot guy with the sliced up forehead.

I kinda feel bad for the dirty dreaded guy that got arrested for begging. I wonder if he actually needed the money or was one of the professional beggars. I suppose he could have been a busker too.
 
2012-08-13 12:53:46 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Arrested for assault. Damn...

Presumably this is the nice smile she gives out before pushing the biro through your eyeball.
 
2012-08-13 12:54:24 PM  
Was she huffing or just taking facials in the parking lot?
 
2012-08-13 12:55:24 PM  

xanadian: #2: EXHALE, DAMMIT! EXHALE!!

Note: the link between pic #4 and #5 seems to be broken. You'll have to manually edit the URL.


The link between everything seems broken. I hit "Next" after going to the link and get all text. And I'm not manually editing anything. That's not my job.
 
2012-08-13 12:56:45 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

pooping.
 
2012-08-13 12:58:51 PM  

Mini Ditka: This dude keeps showing up here:


[i.imgur.com image 399x923]


oh man thats so funny. i love all the different expressions.
 
2012-08-13 12:59:43 PM  

Walker: xanadian: #2: EXHALE, DAMMIT! EXHALE!!

Note: the link between pic #4 and #5 seems to be broken. You'll have to manually edit the URL.

The link between everything seems broken. I hit "Next" after going to the link and get all text. And I'm not manually editing anything. That's not my job.


In the Address Bar, simply increment the number at the end of the address up by one. (i.e page=2 becomes page=3)
 
2012-08-13 01:01:19 PM  

dj_spanmaster: #7 - I'd bail her out.


This #7?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-13 01:01:53 PM  

Lone Stranger: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

pooping.


Well, she was arrested for pot possession...
 
2012-08-13 01:02:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Destined for Fark meme-ification?
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

3 & 8 need a good spanking, which I volunteer to provide.

13 might not be bad when cleaned up -- except for the "don't stick it in crazy" rule

15: That's a man, baby!
 
2012-08-13 01:06:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Destined for Fark meme-ification?
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]


Getting arrested with your shirt backwards and inside out is no way to go through life, miss.

We haven't even discussed the three-days' hardened bukkake deposits around your grill.
 
2012-08-13 01:08:01 PM  
Stage 2:

i.cdn.turner.com

Stage 3:

media.liveauctiongroup.net

Both piping hot like egg-drop soup.
 
2012-08-13 01:08:01 PM  

Skr: Hmm I didn't seem to get who the Beavis/Cornholio reference was applying too. At least it didn't wasn't as obvious as that one mugshot guy with the sliced up forehead.


i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-13 01:09:08 PM  
He came.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-13 01:09:17 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Crack?
 
2012-08-13 01:10:10 PM  
i.minus.com
 
Skr
2012-08-13 01:10:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Skr: Hmm I didn't seem to get who the Beavis/Cornholio reference was applying too. At least it didn't wasn't as obvious as that one mugshot guy with the sliced up forehead.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 638x478]


Thanks! I obviously wasn't looking at the shirts while fiddling with the numbers in the address bar I guess.
 
2012-08-13 01:10:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-13 01:13:31 PM  

LordOfThePings: dj_spanmaster: #7 - I'd bail her out.

This #7?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]


She's here -> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/mugs-august-10-2012?page=7

Note that page number. There's something broken with that site's numbering, but the page number don't lie.
 
2012-08-13 01:14:29 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

img18.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-13 01:15:26 PM  

godxam: [i.minus.com image 650x493]


Nikki Cage?
 
2012-08-13 01:16:14 PM  

bjorky: Stage 2:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Stage 3:

[media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x440]

Both piping hot like egg-drop soup.


Dammit! Beat me by 6 minutes!

/shakes tiny fist
 
2012-08-13 01:18:50 PM  

tuffsnake: godxam: [i.minus.com image 650x493]

Nikki Cage?


but of course

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-08-13 01:19:50 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Hawt
 
2012-08-13 01:20:42 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

i115.photobucket.com

Otay!
 
2012-08-13 01:20:57 PM  
Penis is going in there...
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-13 01:21:48 PM  

dj_spanmaster: There's something broken with that site's numbering, but the page number don't lie.


Starting at zero will do that. Probably better to go with the numbers above the reason for arrest.
 
2012-08-13 01:22:19 PM  

MAYORBOB: He came.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]


He? You mean...
manhattaninfidel.com
 
2012-08-13 01:25:39 PM  
img33.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-13 01:26:52 PM  
Didn't #15 smother Jack Nicholson and then throw a sink through the window bars to escape the asylum?
 
2012-08-13 01:27:12 PM  

LordOfThePings: dj_spanmaster: There's something broken with that site's numbering, but the page number don't lie.

Starting at zero will do that. Probably better to go with the numbers above the reason for arrest.


I'd completely forgotten about those controls (and that label) after they continually brought me to a "Our shiat's broke" page.
 
2012-08-13 01:35:03 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

img266.imageshack.us

/30 Helens agree
 
2012-08-13 01:36:40 PM  
Fark you, feelings. LOL
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-13 01:40:40 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

/somebody needed to post it
 
2012-08-13 01:53:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-13 01:54:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-13 01:59:02 PM  

gerbilpox: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x650]

/somebody needed to post it


i'm confident that i would hit that
 
2012-08-13 01:59:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-13 02:01:55 PM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 500x625]


Well done. I like the slight recoil before it jumps. Nice touch.
 
2012-08-13 02:14:13 PM  
Thanks PINGS, that was very helpful! :)
 
2012-08-13 02:16:39 PM  

gerbilpox: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x650]

/somebody needed to post it


Another mugshot from Ada County. You stay classy Boise.
 
2012-08-13 02:26:16 PM  
Are you a wizard?
img19.imageshack.us

//Too lazy to rehost.
 
2012-08-13 02:29:38 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

matusiak.org

"Kids these days. No farking respect for tradition. White paint? What's up with that shiat?"
 
2012-08-13 02:35:14 PM  
dj_spanmaster
Note that page number. There's something broken with that site's numbering, but the page number don't lie.


Nothing broken, just a programmer's habit:
you start counting at 0 because the index is usually used as an offset to some memory address.

Like, think of a text as a sequence of letters in the computer's memory with each letter using the same, fixed number N of bits (like 8 bits for an ASCII character).
So if the text (that sequence of letters) sits a position M in memory, you find
the 1st letter directly at position M (=M+0*N)
the 2nd letter at M+N (=M+1*N)
the 3rd letter at M+N+N (=M+2N)
....
and the i-th letter at M+(i-1)*N

So if you start counting indexes at 0 instead of 1, you can find the position of that letter by simply calculating M + index*N
If you start counting at 1, you'll always have to perform an additional operation (subtracting 1) as you would have to calculate
M + (index-1)*N.

/ well, or you could calculate and store the value of M-N somewhere; then you could start counting at 1 and do (M-N)+index*N
// but that would probably be hell because you would always have to remember when to use M and when to use M-N
 
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