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(The Daily Caller)   Perhaps some conservatives need to employ Senator Reid's tactic: Just stated that "I heard Mr. 0bama failed Math 101 in college," and demand him to prove that it's not true   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, obama, college transcripts, Jeremiah Wright, Edward Klein, Mitt Romney  
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770 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Aug 2012 at 11:41 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-13 11:46:36 AM  
3 votes:
"I heard Mr. 0bama failed Math 101 in college"

Go ahead, pussies. Do it. You've already discredited yourselves so badly with all the birther nonsense (and a couple dozen other horse-shiat non-issues) that absolutely NOBODY outside your toxic echo-chamber gives two farks in a rat's ass what you say anymore.

2012-08-13 08:52:44 AM  
3 votes:
Apparently "interesting" is the new "retarded".

Yes, Newt, pressing for the release of Obama's college transcripts, which no other presidential candidate has ever been asked to do, is exactly the same as asking for the release of Romney's tax returns, which every candidate back to Romney's own father has done. *rolls eyes*
2012-08-13 02:27:41 PM  
2 votes:
You know who has seen Obama's transcripts? The University of Chicago, one of the most academically rigorous schools in the nation. After reviewing his transcripts, they gave him a faculty appointment.
2012-08-13 11:52:45 AM  
2 votes:
It would only be an appropriate comparison if Obama was campaigning on a platform of "College Math is too easy and needs to be made harder, I aced all my math classes in college without even trying."

Do Republicans still not get what this whole issue is about? Romney is literally campaigning on the platform that he pays too much in taxes, and that the taxes on himself and the wealthy like him are so burdensome that they need to be lower for the good of the economy.

This is why people want to know how much he pays in taxes. If you want to tell us that it is too much, you have to tell us how much it actually is first.
2012-08-13 01:41:20 PM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: Sock Ruh Tease: Philip Francis Queeg: I_C_Weener: "I heard that Obama personally authorized Fast and Furious as a deal with one Mexican dug cartel in order to obtain information on other Mexican drug cartels. And to hide it, he exerted executive privilege."

I heard that Mitt Romney was the head of that Mexican drug cartel

And that the drug cartel was making babies with Mitt Romney and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

There is only one way to prove this false. Release the Kraken of Fast and Furious documents.

/see? That's how it's done. Who cares about college?

Your joke falls flat because all relevant Fast and Furious documents have already been released.
2012-08-13 01:03:41 PM  
1 vote:
I challenge any Fark conservative to have the intellectual honesty to at least admit the false equivalency of expecting a presidential candidate to honor a campaign tradition by releasing several years of tax returns and asking for college transcripts. Isn't there anyone on the right willing to do this simple thing?

And besides, what difference does it make if he releases them. People on the right are already claiming he got better marks than he deserved because of affirmative action. If his grades are average to bad, it'll be "Obummer is an Odumber! LOLOLOL!", if his grades are good to great, it'll be "see, the affirmative action president strikes again!".
2012-08-13 12:29:33 PM  
1 vote:
Farking Newt...

Obama needs to release absolutely every document that has ever been created in relation to him. Romney, on the other had, is just fine with 2 years of tax returns, and should focus on the farking election.

In other words, the Right actually has NOTHING. Nothing at all, or they would use it. They know that if even their supporters dig deep, they'll discover just how much the GOP has hamstrung Obama, and they'll lose the credibility they have with even their most ardent supporters.
2012-08-13 12:22:03 PM  
1 vote:
Obama's already released his tax returns. Now he has to release even more before the Republicans agree to just release their tax returns?

Sounds like typical Republican "compromise."

And when is Romney releasing his college transcripts?
2012-08-13 12:10:25 PM  
1 vote:

shotglasss: I hear that Obammy (my phone autocorrected Obammy to Infamy LOL) is going to claim executive privilege on his college transcripts.

You're an idiot.
2012-08-13 11:56:53 AM  
1 vote:
Here's the difference: Showing tax returns is a standard practice, which were started Ironically by Mitt Romney's dad. Showing your college grades are not.

Also, has everyone forgotten that Newt Gingrich was a laughing stock just a few short years ago, and somehow has become acceptable to his ridiculous party once again? WHO CARES WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING?
2012-08-13 11:46:50 AM  
1 vote:
The people who want to dismantle the Department of Education and who believe that University studies are liberal indoctrination, and who promote homeschooling...

these same people would like to see Obama's University transcripts to see how well he did in "Math 101"
2012-08-13 11:40:07 AM  
1 vote:

Bladel: I really hate indulging their whacko conspiracy theories, but are they really expecting college transcripts to list this kind of info?

The people asking for college transcripts are not the type of people who have ever seen a college transcript.
2012-08-13 11:13:01 AM  
1 vote:
And it would be another sick burn when Obama let them go on for a while, then lets loose with the "A"s
2012-08-13 09:51:24 AM  
1 vote:
Now conservatives believe in getting a good university education?

What happened to "you're a snob"? for going to college?
2012-08-13 09:36:59 AM  
1 vote:
awww, poor widdow consewvatives. the dems are using your tactics against you! awww....

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2012-08-13 09:31:23 AM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?


Bush and Kerry had their leaked, but because college transcripts are typically 20-40 years in the past, they are usually considered irrelevant to the voters.

Unless of course, you want to prove that someone only got into Harvard because he's black, and his grades were really terrible, and affirmative action is bad. Then it's important.
2012-08-13 09:26:47 AM  
1 vote:
I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?
2012-08-13 09:01:46 AM  
1 vote:

Vodka Zombie: What college has Math 101?

The same math that teaches people that you've reduced the deficit by increasing the deficit. You know, the math Paul Ryan aced in college.
2012-08-13 08:51:59 AM  
1 vote:
What college has Math 101?
2012-08-13 08:50:25 AM  
1 vote:
Good one, subby. Let's forget the last 3.5 years of birther nonsense that's now aimed at his college transcripts.

What was Bush's senior paper about? Clinton's? Where's Mitt's? Good call Newtie, this makes loads of sense.
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