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(The Daily Caller)   Perhaps some conservatives need to employ Senator Reid's tactic: Just stated that "I heard Mr. 0bama failed Math 101 in college," and demand him to prove that it's not true   (dailycaller.com) divider line 133
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2012-08-13 08:50:25 AM  
Good one, subby. Let's forget the last 3.5 years of birther nonsense that's now aimed at his college transcripts.

What was Bush's senior paper about? Clinton's? Where's Mitt's? Good call Newtie, this makes loads of sense.
 
2012-08-13 08:51:59 AM  
What college has Math 101?
 
2012-08-13 08:52:44 AM  
Apparently "interesting" is the new "retarded".

Yes, Newt, pressing for the release of Obama's college transcripts, which no other presidential candidate has ever been asked to do, is exactly the same as asking for the release of Romney's tax returns, which every candidate back to Romney's own father has done. *rolls eyes*
 
2012-08-13 08:56:32 AM  
So does that mean that the President is suddenly not Kenyan now?
 
2012-08-13 09:01:46 AM  

Vodka Zombie: What college has Math 101?


The same math that teaches people that you've reduced the deficit by increasing the deficit. You know, the math Paul Ryan aced in college.
 
2012-08-13 09:03:28 AM  
Wait, so the Republicans are going to try the totally-new never-attempted before gambit of "making shiat up"?

What's next? Dogs chasing cats? People wearing hats on their heads? People eating hamburgers?
 
2012-08-13 09:11:09 AM  
Is there anyone who is convinced of anything who replaces the O with a zero?
 
2012-08-13 09:16:54 AM  

GAT_00: Is there anyone who is convinced of anything who replaces the O with a zero?


I w0uldn't think s0, but y0u never kn0w these days.
 
2012-08-13 09:18:37 AM  

czetie: Apparently "interesting" is the new "retarded".


You know, the phrase "interesting retard" describes both candidates fairly well. I'd actually use it, if it weren't for the fact that it's demeaning to the developmentally disabled.
 
2012-08-13 09:26:47 AM  
I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?
 
2012-08-13 09:31:18 AM  
Go for it.
 
2012-08-13 09:31:23 AM  

JerseyTim: I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?


Never.

Bush and Kerry had their leaked, but because college transcripts are typically 20-40 years in the past, they are usually considered irrelevant to the voters.

Unless of course, you want to prove that someone only got into Harvard because he's black, and his grades were really terrible, and affirmative action is bad. Then it's important.
 
2012-08-13 09:36:59 AM  
awww, poor widdow consewvatives. the dems are using your tactics against you! awww....

i33.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-13 09:38:17 AM  

dittybopper: GAT_00: Is there anyone who is convinced of anything who replaces the O with a zero?

I w0uldn't think s0, but y0u never kn0w these days.


it's like 1337 for retarded people

/ 1 |2 1338 |-|4x0|2
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2012-08-13 09:43:01 AM  

JerseyTim: I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?


That only applies to blah people
 
2012-08-13 09:51:24 AM  
Now conservatives believe in getting a good university education?

What happened to "you're a snob"? for going to college?
 
2012-08-13 09:51:41 AM  

what_now: Bush and Kerry had their leaked, but because college transcripts are typically 20-40 years in the past, they are usually considered irrelevant to the voters.


Bush and Gore had their records leaked. Kerry released his when he decided to release his Navy records after losing the election.
 
2012-08-13 10:00:33 AM  
Paul Ryan didn't take Math 101, he took "The Math 101".
 
2012-08-13 10:10:01 AM  
I heard that back in his college days Paul Ryan won his fraternity's award for playing "Baby Elephant Walk" and switching thumbs more times than Charles Manson hitchhiking in Bel Air.
 
2012-08-13 10:14:02 AM  

what_now: JerseyTim: I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?

Never.

Bush and Kerry had their leaked, but because college transcripts are typically 20-40 years in the past, they are usually considered irrelevant to the voters.

Unless of course, you want to prove that someone only got into Harvard because he's black, and his grades were really terrible, and affirmative action is bad. Then it's important.


Don't forget the hope that we'll all see Obama was registered as a foreign exchange student. This is, still, more racist birther bullshiat.
 
2012-08-13 10:24:40 AM  
Core program

Divided in three parts, the Core Program was designed by the faculty of Occidental to unify and enhance the liberal arts education offered by the school. The Core Program requires students to achieve the following:

complete two first-year writing seminars;
complete a set number of courses in geographical areas, languages, and the arts;
complete three math and science courses; and
pass a senior-year comprehensive examination within the student's chosen major.


From the Wikipedia entry for Occidental College.

Proven, Obama passed at least three Math and Science courses at the college level. Next question?
 
2012-08-13 10:27:45 AM  
Yes, keep addressing the Romney tax return issue and keep it in the news cycle. Even doing so indirectly will keep the topic in the minds of the American public.

This is a winning strategy!
 
2012-08-13 10:30:44 AM  

Vodka Zombie: What college has Math 101?



i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-13 10:31:21 AM  

GAT_00: Is there anyone who is convinced of anything who replaces the O with a zero?


I'm convinced that they're morons. Does that count?
 
2012-08-13 10:36:28 AM  

dr_blasto: what_now: JerseyTim: I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?

Never.

Bush and Kerry had their leaked, but because college transcripts are typically 20-40 years in the past, they are usually considered irrelevant to the voters.

Unless of course, you want to prove that someone only got into Harvard because he's black, and his grades were really terrible, and affirmative action is bad. Then it's important.

Don't forget the hope that we'll all see Obama was registered as a foreign exchange student. This is, still, more racist birther bullshiat.


Yup. Because the federal government gives student loans to foreign exchange students all the time.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-13 11:00:28 AM  
Or maybe they should employ Obama's tactic of providing the information that candidates traditionally release, such as tax returns.
 
2012-08-13 11:09:50 AM  

Vodka Zombie: What college has Math 101?


I uh...I remember that class. It was um...it was just between recess and lunch.
 
2012-08-13 11:11:42 AM  
I've been pouring over the college transcripts of all the other presidents who released theirs.

Took my all of zero seconds.

Now what might be different about this president that the Daily Caller singles him out to do something no other president has?
 
2012-08-13 11:12:10 AM  

what_now: JerseyTim: I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?

Never.

Bush and Kerry had their leaked, but because college transcripts are typically 20-40 years in the past, they are usually considered irrelevant to the voters.

Unless of course, you want to prove that someone only got into Harvard because he's black, and his grades were really terrible, and affirmative action is bad. Then it's important.


I really hate indulging their whacko conspiracy theories, but are they really expecting college transcripts to list this kind of info?

More likely they'll just move on to something like: "Aha! The fact that Obama's transcripts don't contain any of the smoking guns we expected proves that this conspiracy goes to the highest levels of academia!"
 
2012-08-13 11:13:01 AM  
And it would be another sick burn when Obama let them go on for a while, then lets loose with the "A"s
 
2012-08-13 11:13:41 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I heard that back in his college days Paul Ryan won his fraternity's award for playing "Baby Elephant Walk" and switching thumbs more times than Charles Manson hitchhiking in Bel Air.


In high school, he was voted "Biggest Brown Noser".

This is true.
 
2012-08-13 11:22:06 AM  

EvilEgg: And it would be another sick burn when Obama let them go on for a while, then lets loose with the "A"s


He should bring an accordion-style folder full of them and toss it on Mitt's podium at the first debate.
 
2012-08-13 11:40:07 AM  

Bladel: I really hate indulging their whacko conspiracy theories, but are they really expecting college transcripts to list this kind of info?


The people asking for college transcripts are not the type of people who have ever seen a college transcript.
 
2012-08-13 11:43:03 AM  
Yeah... people who fail basic math don't get doctorates. Especially not with magna cum laude honors.
 
2012-08-13 11:45:31 AM  
Be my guest, I'm sure it will go swimmingly.
 
2012-08-13 11:46:04 AM  
Rush's talking point took long enough to disseminate throughout the fearfilled RW masses, didn't it?
 
2012-08-13 11:46:07 AM  
I believe that's been the GOP strategy for the past... 3 and a half years.
 
2012-08-13 11:46:35 AM  
Is Obama proposing policies that will change the way math courses are graded that will greatly favor him personally?
 
2012-08-13 11:46:36 AM  
"I heard Mr. 0bama failed Math 101 in college"

Go ahead, pussies. Do it. You've already discredited yourselves so badly with all the birther nonsense (and a couple dozen other horse-shiat non-issues) that absolutely NOBODY outside your toxic echo-chamber gives two farks in a rat's ass what you say anymore.

Congratulations.
 
2012-08-13 11:46:50 AM  
The people who want to dismantle the Department of Education and who believe that University studies are liberal indoctrination, and who promote homeschooling...

these same people would like to see Obama's University transcripts to see how well he did in "Math 101"
 
2012-08-13 11:47:26 AM  
Yeah, they already have that. It's called Fox News.
 
2012-08-13 11:47:55 AM  
Yeah, nobody has ever accused Obama (the Kenyan usurper who gay married a Pakistani and threatened the lies of Chelsea Clinton and John Roberts) of random things before. That would be a completely new strategy.
 
2012-08-13 11:48:09 AM  
I heard his sophomore term paper in philosophy plagiarized the writings of Louis Aragon.

Worth investigating.
 
2012-08-13 11:48:11 AM  
I wonder who wrote this headline.
 
2012-08-13 11:49:03 AM  
Republicans, who have no respect for higher education or teachers, want to see college things.

Will they know what to do with it?
 
2012-08-13 11:49:03 AM  

JerseyTim: I keep asking and I can't find anything in the clutter of the Internet, but when was the last time a candidate SITTING F*CKING PRESIDENT released his college transcripts? And how often does it actually happen?


ftfy
 
2012-08-13 11:49:16 AM  
"I heard that Obama personally authorized Fast and Furious as a deal with one Mexican dug cartel in order to obtain information on other Mexican drug cartels. And to hide it, he exerted executive privilege."
 
2012-08-13 11:51:26 AM  

I_C_Weener: "I heard that Obama personally authorized Fast and Furious as a deal with one Mexican dug cartel in order to obtain information on other Mexican drug cartels. And to hide it, he exerted executive privilege."


I heard that Mitt Romney was the head of that Mexican drug cartel
 
2012-08-13 11:52:45 AM  
It would only be an appropriate comparison if Obama was campaigning on a platform of "College Math is too easy and needs to be made harder, I aced all my math classes in college without even trying."

Do Republicans still not get what this whole issue is about? Romney is literally campaigning on the platform that he pays too much in taxes, and that the taxes on himself and the wealthy like him are so burdensome that they need to be lower for the good of the economy.

This is why people want to know how much he pays in taxes. If you want to tell us that it is too much, you have to tell us how much it actually is first.
 
2012-08-13 11:53:31 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: I_C_Weener: "I heard that Obama personally authorized Fast and Furious as a deal with one Mexican dug cartel in order to obtain information on other Mexican drug cartels. And to hide it, he exerted executive privilege."

I heard that Mitt Romney was the head of that Mexican drug cartel


"Mr. Joe Biden secretly met with a Mexican bandido and got the deal signed in the blood of border agents."
 
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