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2012-08-15 06:20:56 PM  
1 votes:

lucasorvis: Wow, this thread just won't die! I gotta say, I'm really looking forward to the Thursday Night TNA thread and Friday Night SmackDown Thread now. So many posts, so much snark...I love it. I'm actually tearing up a little bit. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!


That's how this whole FWC thing got started, by the after-show/between-show BS'ing in the threads.
2012-08-14 03:17:15 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: I don't know what to say, guys. This is it. This is what it's like when one company has a monopoly. I've been watching TNA and have enjoyed it, but they are hardly competition. They are just good enough for some wrestlers to stay, because they know they're the big fish in a little pond (*Cough* AJ Styles *Cough*).

Matt Morgan is going to get a push for a few weeks, and then Vince will move on to the next thing and forget all about him. After that Triple H will nag Morgan for "not wanting it enough." Then Hayes will bury Morgan into the ground on Smackdown. Later we'll hear how Morgan's been future endeavored and is available for bookings at the VFW hall near you.

What's really f*cked up are guys like Johnny Inferno, guys who never saw the light of day beyond OVW or FCW, and were cast back out into the cold because, "Creative has nothing for you." Can you imagine that sh*t? How long has Richie Steamboat wrestled for FCW now? Are they ever going to call him up? I mean yeah, Matt Morgan will get his two month push and then jobbed out again, but he'll at least be on the main roster!

Eventually, this monopoly will be broken up, because either Vince will run the company into the ground or Doofus Son-in-Law and Implants will run it into the ground after Vince retires or dies.

After that happens, things will either go back to a modern territory style system, or TNA will take over as the sad, tiny monopoly.


I'd gladly take territories again. They're already starting to arise, essentially. They just aren't geographic anymore. It's more like they're segmenting the diehard wrestling audience by catering to different niche tastes. If WWE ever went away I don't know if there will ever be a massive, major crossover wrestling promotion again.
2012-08-14 03:14:50 PM  
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: I don't know what to say, guys. This is it. This is what it's like when one company has a monopoly. I've been watching TNA and have enjoyed it, but they are hardly competition. They are just good enough for some wrestlers to stay, because they know they're the big fish in a little pond (*Cough* AJ Styles *Cough*).

Matt Morgan is going to get a push for a few weeks, and then Vince will move on to the next thing and forget all about him. After that Triple H will nag Morgan for "not wanting it enough." Then Hayes will bury Morgan into the ground on Smackdown. Later we'll hear how Morgan's been future endeavored and is available for bookings at the VFW hall near you.

What's really f*cked up are guys like Johnny Inferno, guys who never saw the light of day beyond OVW or FCW, and were cast back out into the cold because, "Creative has nothing for you." Can you imagine that sh*t? How long has Richie Steamboat wrestled for FCW now? Are they ever going to call him up? I mean yeah, Matt Morgan will get his two month push and then jobbed out again, but he'll at least be on the main roster!


Eventually, this monopoly will be broken up, because either Vince will run the company into the ground or Doofus Son-in-Law and Implants will run it into the ground after Vince retires or dies.

After that happens, things will either go back to a modern territory style system, or TNA will take over as the sad, tiny monopoly.
2012-08-14 08:18:27 AM  
1 votes:

Gunny Highway: @CMPunk: "@SamTerry97: @CMPunk shouldn't have turned heel /:"
You shouldn't use words you do not understand.

He is such a dick. It is getting hard for me to root for a guy who is such a dick. What the fark does he even mean? He acts like wrestling is something only understood by wrestlers and the fans should sit there and be happy while they shovel shiat into our mouths.

@CMPunk: Blaaaah blaaaaaaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaah

I know, Punk.


Punk sucks. He had one good run, and was able to use it to get a huge contract so now he can deliver nothing but shiat.
2012-08-13 10:56:47 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: What is the real name of Abraham Washington?


Ulysses S. Jefferson
2012-08-13 10:38:41 PM  
1 votes:
Here's where Shawn gets Apollo Creed'd...
2012-08-13 10:01:44 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Db really has embraced this no thing hasn't he?


I think he's very close to overtaking Cena and Vicki as far as crowd reaction goes, he's killing it right now
2012-08-13 09:45:37 PM  
1 votes:
Commence the jigglin'!
2012-08-13 09:33:53 PM  
1 votes:

Shady_Short_Busser: Eve makes my pants fit funny.

/Kinda like when I used to climb the rope in gym class...


i1257.photobucket.com

/for teh boys
2012-08-13 08:31:35 PM  
1 votes:

clintster: Next week, Ryberg with two pinkeyes and a running nose.


The Ryback character suddenly makes sense....

Ryan Bakke was a young kid, just like many of us. A shy, quiet type who suffered from allergies that meant he couldn't play sports with the rest of the boys his age. Constantly watering eyes meant he couldn't hit a baseball, a runny nose and poor respiration made soccer and football out of the question. As a result, poor Ryan Bakke was picked on constantly.

It didn't make matters any better than he had a very awkward puberty phase, riddled with acne over his face and back. He was tormented more than any other child, with the bullies stealing his lunch every week and making fun of his skin issues, calling him Rybacne. Poor Ryan Bakke lost 20 pounds his 8th grade year before he finally went to a private school in Tacoma, Washington.

In high school at Sheffield School for Youths, Ryan Bakke grew into his body, his skin cleared up, and he became an athlete. Still battling his allergies, Ryan Bakke grew into a monster of a man, put on muscle and was a beast for the Sheffield Skippers in wrestling and football. He became known as the Ryback for dominating like a gorilla on the field.

However, the damage was done to young Ryan Bakke. The torment of his youth had twisted his brain. He became cruel, violent, the hunger pains constantly gnawing at him as he remembered those middle school days.

Feed Me More was no longer a cry for help. It became his psychotic obsession.

He'd show them. You'll see...
2012-08-13 08:20:32 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry I'm late guys...

i1257.photobucket.com
2012-08-13 08:06:25 PM  
1 votes:
Going to have to be a Cena run in. Heel v heel curtain jerk is unlikely without SuperCena
2012-08-13 08:03:03 PM  
1 votes:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "We are back folks! And we... Geez it looks empty in here. Brain have yo ever seen it this empty... What is that around your waist?"

"Found it in the garbage Monsoon!"

"That's the hallowed fWc Gredunza Championship!"

"Yep, I've invoked the Hacksaw rule ans declaring that I the Brain, am the fWc Gredunza Champion!"

"3 hour power nap coming up next!"


Welcome back. How was your July?
2012-08-13 04:18:00 PM  
1 votes:

cman: I farking love seeing the scratch logo


The real test will be when we find out whether the Attitude Era DVD set in November is released intact or not.

Intact = TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

Blurred = buy it for 5 bucks from a third party seller on Amazon a year after it's released.
 
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