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2012-08-13 08:31:33 PM
if Slater sells a missile drop kick from lil Jimmy...I'll mark out.
 
2012-08-13 08:31:34 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Get on the Mic truth. Truth and Slater going back and forth has the potential to be amusing.


Damnit.
 
2012-08-13 08:31:35 PM

clintster: Next week, Ryberg with two pinkeyes and a running nose.


The Ryback character suddenly makes sense....

Ryan Bakke was a young kid, just like many of us. A shy, quiet type who suffered from allergies that meant he couldn't play sports with the rest of the boys his age. Constantly watering eyes meant he couldn't hit a baseball, a runny nose and poor respiration made soccer and football out of the question. As a result, poor Ryan Bakke was picked on constantly.

It didn't make matters any better than he had a very awkward puberty phase, riddled with acne over his face and back. He was tormented more than any other child, with the bullies stealing his lunch every week and making fun of his skin issues, calling him Rybacne. Poor Ryan Bakke lost 20 pounds his 8th grade year before he finally went to a private school in Tacoma, Washington.

In high school at Sheffield School for Youths, Ryan Bakke grew into his body, his skin cleared up, and he became an athlete. Still battling his allergies, Ryan Bakke grew into a monster of a man, put on muscle and was a beast for the Sheffield Skippers in wrestling and football. He became known as the Ryback for dominating like a gorilla on the field.

However, the damage was done to young Ryan Bakke. The torment of his youth had twisted his brain. He became cruel, violent, the hunger pains constantly gnawing at him as he remembered those middle school days.

Feed Me More was no longer a cry for help. It became his psychotic obsession.

He'd show them. You'll see...
 
2012-08-13 08:31:43 PM
Slater vs. Truth?

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-13 08:32:00 PM
They should have gone the Whipwreck route with Slater. Never give him any sort of offensive move. He would be HELL of over by now.
 
2012-08-13 08:32:00 PM
Slater's neckbreaker looks like a reverse RKO
 
2012-08-13 08:32:10 PM
Heath Slater is gonna job to lil Jimmy?
 
2012-08-13 08:32:36 PM
They let the one man band have a real match? Even if he loses it is a step up from the comic relief.
 
2012-08-13 08:32:36 PM
Truth wins.

8:32 and NO RECAPS YET!
 
2012-08-13 08:32:36 PM
i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-13 08:32:38 PM
pOOR slater. Always jobbing
 
2012-08-13 08:33:01 PM
Truth aint got no cuts.
 
2012-08-13 08:33:05 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Get on the Mic truth. Truth and Slater going back and forth has the potential to be amusing.


Troof was too entertaining. The crowd forgot what his finisher is. Sad.
 
2012-08-13 08:33:09 PM
Man, they are beating R Troof like Chad Johnson on a reality TV show

/AW mode engaged.
 
2012-08-13 08:33:10 PM
Ah, now the PTP out and angry that AW's gone.
 
2012-08-13 08:33:38 PM

Teh-Yak: Triple Oak: Because they may have a commercial for it on the stream tonight, I remind myself to watch more episodes of the Newsroom. First episode was phenomenal.

It's a liberal circle-jerk. I'm okay with that but it's not going to have much appeal to anyone that doesn't swing that way already.


The interpersonal drama that the characters showed in the first episode drew me in over everything else. Jeff Daniels in serious roles, yes I'm okay with this.
 
2012-08-13 08:33:52 PM

ShiningWizard: [i1257.photobucket.com image 401x478]


When I saw that on tv, my face damn near blew off.
 
2012-08-13 08:33:53 PM
And the Prime Time Players are suddenly getting more heat that they were with AW.
 
2012-08-13 08:33:58 PM
Hey Michael Cole look who's NOT here.
 
2012-08-13 08:33:58 PM
Small KOBE BRYANT chant from a couple smarks in the front row.
 
2012-08-13 08:34:10 PM
Oh wow the Prime Time Playas are like Jared Loughner..._______________.
 
2012-08-13 08:34:11 PM
PTP loses on sunday

Why, because they beat up R-truth
 
2012-08-13 08:34:11 PM
"man, more black and black on black crime."

"It's like McMahaon thinks the 15th amendment was a suggestion."
 
2012-08-13 08:34:39 PM
Aaaaaaand here's your first Laser/Gagne promo of the night.
 
2012-08-13 08:34:53 PM

robsul82: Truth wins.

8:32 and NO RECAPS YET!


Just for that, may Sproles twist his ankle this week
 
2012-08-13 08:35:11 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "man, more black and black on black crime."

"It's like McMahaon thinks the 15th amendment was a suggestion."


This might be the funniest thing I've read all day.
 
2012-08-13 08:35:17 PM

robsul82: Truth wins.

8:32 and NO RECAPS YET!


GODAMNIT DUDE, STFU.
 
2012-08-13 08:35:52 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "man, more black and black on black crime."

"It's like McMahaon thinks the 15th amendment was a suggestion."


"14th Brain."

"Yehyeahyeah..."
 
2012-08-13 08:35:54 PM

TheManofPA: robsul82: Truth wins.

8:32 and NO RECAPS YET!

Just for that, may Sproles twist his ankle this week


I haven't had my drafts yet. So I do not approve of this message.
 
2012-08-13 08:35:57 PM

robsul82: Truth wins.

8:32 and NO RECAPS YET!


I call 45 min promo by Triple Gagne mourning his buddy HBK.
 
2012-08-13 08:35:57 PM

clintster: Aaaaaaand here's your first Laser/Gagne promo of the night.


Streams don't have those. It's nice
 
2012-08-13 08:36:25 PM
shhhhhhh...be very very quiet.

We don't want @WWE_Creative to realize they haven't aired a single promo or recap yet. (PPV promos don't count)
 
2012-08-13 08:37:10 PM
Hopelessly stranded on an island.

AT LEAST MY HAIR ISN'T GRAY, HURRR.
 
2012-08-13 08:37:20 PM
 
2012-08-13 08:38:22 PM
Streams mean I missed the recap? Lovely.
 
2012-08-13 08:38:27 PM
www.memecreator.org
 
2012-08-13 08:38:36 PM

silgryphon: clintster: Aaaaaaand here's your first Laser/Gagne promo of the night.

Streams don't have those. It's nice


i79.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-13 08:38:44 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: clintster: Next week, Ryberg with two pinkeyes and a running nose.

The Ryback character suddenly makes sense....

Ryan Bakke was a young kid, just like many of us. A shy, quiet type who suffered from allergies that meant he couldn't play sports with the rest of the boys his age. Constantly watering eyes meant he couldn't hit a baseball, a runny nose and poor respiration made soccer and football out of the question. As a result, poor Ryan Bakke was picked on constantly.

It didn't make matters any better than he had a very awkward puberty phase, riddled with acne over his face and back. He was tormented more than any other child, with the bullies stealing his lunch every week and making fun of his skin issues, calling him Rybacne. Poor Ryan Bakke lost 20 pounds his 8th grade year before he finally went to a private school in Tacoma, Washington.

In high school at Sheffield School for Youths, Ryan Bakke grew into his body, his skin cleared up, and he became an athlete. Still battling his allergies, Ryan Bakke grew into a monster of a man, put on muscle and was a beast for the Sheffield Skippers in wrestling and football. He became known as the Ryback for dominating like a gorilla on the field.

However, the damage was done to young Ryan Bakke. The torment of his youth had twisted his brain. He became cruel, violent, the hunger pains constantly gnawing at him as he remembered those middle school days.

Feed Me More was no longer a cry for help. It became his psychotic obsession.

He'd show them. You'll see...


Eating to many smores is what gave him the acne.
 
2012-08-13 08:38:56 PM
whats going on? its 830 and this is the third match...
 
2012-08-13 08:39:15 PM
Checking in late to the party tonight. Pre natal course to blame.

No streaming tonight so watching it at 9pm on the score up here in Canadianaland.
 
2012-08-13 08:39:55 PM
Tout must've paid its air bill.
 
2012-08-13 08:39:57 PM

clintster: silgryphon: clintster: Aaaaaaand here's your first Laser/Gagne promo of the night.

Streams don't have those. It's nice

[i79.photobucket.com image 500x350]


Only reason I am streaming is because USA blanked out for some reason. Every other channel works except that one


No peas in London
 
2012-08-13 08:39:57 PM
TOUT! Mizark is clearly ecstatic.
 
2012-08-13 08:40:01 PM
Mark Henry? Hide your peas!
 
2012-08-13 08:40:34 PM

robsul82: Streams mean I missed the recap? Lovely.


Mine's a stream of USA. I saw it. It was basically a long commercial (no really, a real commercial) for SummerSlam.
 
2012-08-13 08:40:45 PM
"15 seconds of Tout from London narrated by Mark Henry"

"Still better than NBC Monsoon."
 
2012-08-13 08:40:53 PM
Oh booooo Pauly D
 
2012-08-13 08:40:55 PM
Sigh. WWE sucking network dick.
 
2012-08-13 08:40:57 PM
Face again?
 
2012-08-13 08:40:58 PM
Vince kissing his buddy Ebersol's ass.

DJ Pauly D? OH NO
 
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