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2012-08-13 08:46:59 AM  
WWE officials are said to be on the fence about SmackDown Superstar Antonio Cesaro, formerly known as Claudio Castagnoli on the independents. He's considered by some to be a "now or never" talent and the hope is that he will have a breakout moment here soon.


Why is he 'now or never'? I assume Del Rio was another 'now or never' guy and look at him. Week heel with no interest. Slow build the guy.
 
2012-08-13 09:42:02 AM  
How is Cesaro not feuding with Santino at this point? It's a natural rivalry, and gives Cesaro a championship at the end.
 
2012-08-13 10:07:13 AM  
Someone needs to sic Cena cat on Heyman, and mangle his ponytail.
 
2012-08-13 02:43:09 PM  
I will be there in person tonight. Hoping for the Virgil to make an appearance.
 
2012-08-13 02:50:01 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-13 03:09:20 PM  
This is the show that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started watching it, not knowing what it was. And they'll continue to watching it forever just because this is the show that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends...
 
2012-08-13 03:53:50 PM  
 
2012-08-13 04:01:59 PM  
 
2012-08-13 04:06:55 PM  
How the hell could they be on the fence about Cesaro? Give him the US title and have him rename it the Very European title.
 
2012-08-13 04:18:00 PM  

cman: I farking love seeing the scratch logo


The real test will be when we find out whether the Attitude Era DVD set in November is released intact or not.

Intact = TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

Blurred = buy it for 5 bucks from a third party seller on Amazon a year after it's released.
 
2012-08-13 04:18:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: I farking love seeing the scratch logo

The real test will be when we find out whether the Attitude Era DVD set in November is released intact or not.

Intact = TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

Blurred = buy it for 5 bucks from a third party seller on Amazon a year after it's released.


Blurred and you can bet your ass that I probably wouldnt even pirate the damned thing
 
2012-08-13 04:22:28 PM  

cman: FirstNationalBastard: cman: I farking love seeing the scratch logo

The real test will be when we find out whether the Attitude Era DVD set in November is released intact or not.

Intact = TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

Blurred = buy it for 5 bucks from a third party seller on Amazon a year after it's released.

Blurred and you can bet your ass that I probably wouldnt even pirate the damned thing


True. The Attitude era was destroyed with blurring. It's impossible to watch Foley/Taker Hell in a Cell because of it, and that match wasn't lucky enough to get released on a pre-WWE DVD.

If the blurring is gone from DVD, That's the first thing I want to see. And an Attitude Era set wouldn't be complete without HIAC.

/So, Vince will probably have his minions make the match bluray exclusive, even though every Attitude Era match duplication on a DVD set in a post-blur world is no longer a reason to biatch because it's finally unblurred.
 
2012-08-13 06:48:10 PM  
CM Punk talked about a new design for the WWE Championship title. I think he said it's coming soon and it will be something he helped create. He teased that it could happen at SummerSlam or maybe at the next Pay-Per-View after SummerSlam which is in Boston, John Cena's hometown.

I hope the new belt is better then the leaked picture a couple months back. Of course anything is better then the current abomination.
 
2012-08-13 07:09:31 PM  
I'm hoping this week's is better for building towards the PPV. I didn't really find last week's to be bad, but it was just boring for long stretches of time.

/in honor of robsul's happy headline I am not wiretapping this thread
 
2012-08-13 07:12:01 PM  
WWE is as bad as NBC at the closing ceremonies. Rather than just building things naturally on the show...they tell us what they are going to do and then do it

"As Raw GM, I've decided at #Summerslam this Sunday, @Mikethemiz will defend his Intercontinental title vs @reymysterio .How awesome is that?" she wrote.
 
2012-08-13 07:12:12 PM  

TheManofPA: I'm hoping this week's is better for building towards the PPV. I didn't really find last week's to be bad, but it was just boring for long stretches of time.

/in honor of robsul's happy headline I am not wiretapping this thread


Wasn't mine, someone got there first.
 
2012-08-13 07:18:30 PM  

Steven Rules: CM Punk talked about a new design for the WWE Championship title. I think he said it's coming soon and it will be something he helped create. He teased that it could happen at SummerSlam or maybe at the next Pay-Per-View after SummerSlam which is in Boston, John Cena's hometown.

I hope the new belt is better then the leaked picture a couple months back. Of course anything is better then the current abomination.


Pffft, next you'll tell me you're glad they stopped the spinning logo.
 
2012-08-13 07:22:24 PM  
Heard Dolph Ziggler on the Lex and Terry show this morning. I liked him before, now I'm a fan.

Loved that he made an Airplane reference.
 
2012-08-13 07:23:34 PM  
Got out of work, immediately put on my fWc t-shirt. RAW in approximately 36 minutes from now
 
2012-08-13 07:24:48 PM  
I'm thinking about making an ice cream run...shiat, do I have enough time?
 
2012-08-13 07:26:04 PM  

TheManofPA: WWE is as bad as NBC at the closing ceremonies. Rather than just building things naturally on the show...they tell us what they are going to do and then do it

"As Raw GM, I've decided at #Summerslam this Sunday, @Mikethemiz will defend his Intercontinental title vs @reymysterio .How awesome is that?" she wrote.


Terrible.
 
2012-08-13 07:26:56 PM  
Hope this thread gets to 200. Also, I finished off the first ever traditional title Golden Slam
1004
Arquette
Hardcore
Randy Orton Poop Title
LMS
Nailing the 1004 in the opening and closing day threads
 
2012-08-13 07:27:36 PM  

FinFangFark: I'm thinking about making an ice cream run...shiat, do I have enough time?


Remember, they won't have wrestling for the first 15-30 minutes.
 
2012-08-13 07:29:27 PM  

Moodybastard: FinFangFark: I'm thinking about making an ice cream run...shiat, do I have enough time?

Remember, they won't have wrestling for the first 15-30 minutes.


South Park did a farking excellent spoof of pro-wrestling.

First off, they actually wrestled, but as timed progressed, they no longer did, and they talked throughout the whole card.
 
2012-08-13 07:30:33 PM  

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 640x480]


That about sums up my feelings toward Raw these days too.
 
2012-08-13 07:33:01 PM  

Triple Oak: Got out of work, immediately put on my fWc t-shirt. RAW in approximately 36 minutes from now


Damn you, my shirt has not arrived yet. I almost cried when I checked the mail today and it had not arrived.
 
2012-08-13 07:36:28 PM  

cman: Moodybastard: FinFangFark: I'm thinking about making an ice cream run...shiat, do I have enough time?

Remember, they won't have wrestling for the first 15-30 minutes.

South Park did a farking excellent spoof of pro-wrestling.

First off, they actually wrestled, but as timed progressed, they no longer did, and they talked throughout the whole card.


WTF

I make references pretty much every week now...when it goes full on soap opera in the promos.

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

addicted to abortions.
 
2012-08-13 07:42:18 PM  
...and now, it is time for your pre-show cripple fight, courtesy of Prime Wrestling.

/Next one on Sunday at Wrestleution in Cleveland.
//Equal time; put this on the Impact thread.
 
2012-08-13 07:43:03 PM  

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 640x480]


This thread needs more School Rumble. Please continue.
 
2012-08-13 07:46:48 PM  
Even though there's not a terrible load of actual in-ring wrestling, I'm actually enjoying the fact that they are doing more matches per episode. Especially because people like myself pay no attention whatsoever to Smackdown, and the fact that since the Raw SuperShow started, WWE hasn't cared either. MOAR WRASSLIN'!
 
2012-08-13 07:49:30 PM  
HI FRIENDS

Gunny Highway: TheManofPA: WWE is as bad as NBC at the closing ceremonies. Rather than just building things naturally on the show...they tell us what they are going to do and then do it

"As Raw GM, I've decided at #Summerslam this Sunday, @Mikethemiz will defend his Intercontinental title vs @reymysterio .How awesome is that?" she wrote.

Terrible.


That now makes me has a sad.
 
2012-08-13 07:50:47 PM  
so the champ opens the show again.

and Bork Laser will give out an HBK beatdown.
 
2012-08-13 07:51:46 PM  
Hey kids.

no Monkey today. Helping a neighbor move.

See y'all for Impact!
 
2012-08-13 07:55:02 PM  

FinFangFark: I'm thinking about making an ice cream run...shiat, do I have enough time?


go get it, its not like there will be any wrestling for the first 30 mins anyway.
 
2012-08-13 07:57:50 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FinFangFark: I'm thinking about making an ice cream run...shiat, do I have enough time?

go get it, its not like there will be any wrestling for the first 30 mins anyway.


Hell, you could make ice cream and not miss anything.
 
2012-08-13 07:58:56 PM  
If I can beg the indulgences of you for the moment.

Tonight I have it on the greatest authority that Hercules and Paul Roma will do the return to the ring to do the challenge for the tag team titles of America. Also they will be doing the storyline upon which it turns out that Vincent Kennedy McMahon fathered A.J. Lee many years ago and made the deal with the mother of she that when she reached the certain age he would provide to her all of Stephanie McMahon's shrunken lady suits. Also A.J. Lee will discuss the strange mood changes upon which she has had over the past few months as she is the bullied person concerning bipolar disorder.

You are welcome.
 
2012-08-13 07:59:16 PM  
"We are back folks! And we... Geez it looks empty in here. Brain have yo ever seen it this empty... What is that around your waist?"

"Found it in the garbage Monsoon!"

"That's the hallowed fWc Gredunza Championship!"

"Yep, I've invoked the Hacksaw rule ans declaring that I the Brain, am the fWc Gredunza Champion!"

"3 hour power nap coming up next!"
 
2012-08-13 07:59:33 PM  
I've been lurking on these threads long enough. Damnit this time I'm gonna actually post something. This is definitely not a bookmark! *grabs a beer*
 
2012-08-13 08:00:30 PM  
WWE (best part) forever
 
2012-08-13 08:00:34 PM  
UNACCEPTABLE CONTENT
 
2012-08-13 08:00:37 PM  

meow said the dog: If I can beg the indulgences of you for the moment.

Tonight I have it on the greatest authority that Hercules and Paul Roma will do the return to the ring to do the challenge for the tag team titles of America. Also they will be doing the storyline upon which it turns out that Vincent Kennedy McMahon fathered A.J. Lee many years ago and made the deal with the mother of she that when she reached the certain age he would provide to her all of Stephanie McMahon's shrunken lady suits. Also A.J. Lee will discuss the strange mood changes upon which she has had over the past few months as she is the bullied person concerning bipolar disorder.

You are welcome.


Or she can trip and fall flat on her face.

That'll work for me.

/Again, I don't hate her, I just hate skipping
//and her long pauses
///and she's making matches EVERY GM DID BEFORE HER SO NOTHING NEW
////I just want a "wrestle this guy while wearing a pelican" match, is that so hard? I was promised crazy.
 
2012-08-13 08:00:37 PM  
WWE Then Now Forever
 
2012-08-13 08:00:52 PM  
Thank FSM and thank Dusty Rhodes y'all are here to make the unwatchable watchable.

/...gonna need all the help I can get.
 
2012-08-13 08:00:56 PM  
"Nickelback wasnt that bad Monsoon"

"Couldn't agree more Brain."
 
2012-08-13 08:01:07 PM  
Tonight is the night...for...uh...recaps?
 
2012-08-13 08:01:25 PM  
I never thought I'd miss the dulcet tones of Nickelback.
 
2012-08-13 08:01:32 PM  
Theme song: "...the truth is,..."

On screen: R-Truth

ICWYDT, WWE...
 
2012-08-13 08:02:04 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Nickelback wasnt that bad Monsoon"

"Couldn't agree more Brain."


It sickens me to agree with that
 
2012-08-13 08:02:12 PM  
BEST IN THE WORLD!
 
2012-08-13 08:02:13 PM  
HA, after all our snark about "you have 30 minutes", the show opens with a match.

And a face pop
 
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