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(The National)   Cute: Raccoons. Scary: Rampaging raccoons in Europe. FARK: Nazi raccoons   (thenational.ae) divider line 62
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2012-08-13 10:29:11 AM

danielscissorhands: Yezerkalo: It begins. This is just part of a coordinated effort by the little buggers

Racoon attacks jogger

North Seattle Community College warning of belligerent raccoons

You have been warned

Yes terrifying creatures!

/filmed by yours truly


They're cute, there's no doubt. Go pick up a wild one sometime though, and see how that works out for you. After it tears your face off, it will eat it right in front of you. They are vicious little bastards, they're tough as hell, and they have claws and teeth like a wolverine.

That being said, I think I have the answer for them on how to control the little bastards. Get a few of the celebrity chefs to start preparing them in their restaurants and charging outrageous amounts of money for it. They will become a delicacy and a must-have for the elites and the elite wanna-bes, demand and price will skyrocket, and people will hunt them to extinction. Problem solved! It doesn't matter if it tastes like a vultures asshole. If you convince people that it's a delicacy and put an outrageous price on it, rich people will buy it just because poor people can't afford it anymore, and they'll rave about how "exotic" it is.
 
2012-08-13 10:41:13 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Ich bin ein Raccooner!

/Raccoons scare me.
//Probably because I'm a pussy.


I have a healthy respect for them because they will rip your face off. Fortunately my dog has other ideas, and we don't have a problem with them.
 
2012-08-13 10:47:11 AM
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Summer Glau's Love Slave: Ich bin ein Raccooner!

/Raccoons scare me.
//Probably because I'm a pussy.

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Ich bin ein Raccooner!

/Raccoons scare me.
//Probably because I'm a pussy.


Is a Raccooner like a Berliner? A tasty seasonal doughnut
 
2012-08-13 10:50:55 AM
I have the same feral cat feeding problem. I have a platform with the food on it raised high enough that keeps the (neutered) cats fed. Raccoons can not jump, so as long as the ledge of the platform is out of their reach they can't access the cat food.
 
2012-08-13 10:58:08 AM

cakeman: I have the same feral cat feeding problem. I have a platform with the food on it raised high enough that keeps the (neutered) cats fed. Raccoons can not jump, so as long as the ledge of the platform is out of their reach they can't access the cat food.


That is quite clever.
 
2012-08-13 11:03:00 AM

danielscissorhands: cakeman: I have the same feral cat feeding problem. I have a platform with the food on it raised high enough that keeps the (neutered) cats fed. Raccoons can not jump, so as long as the ledge of the platform is out of their reach they can't access the cat food.

That is quite clever.


They might not can jump, but they can climb like monkeys with their creepy baby corpse hands.

Having a hard time understanding how a raised platform helps.
 
2012-08-13 11:05:35 AM

FTA: "They are living up to that reputation in Germany, where they are making themselves comfortable in garages, garden sheds and attics. And once ensconced, they are hard to get rid of.

"You're in trouble if you get them in your attic," said Mr Reinwald.

"They defecate and urinate everywhere, eat through your insulation, bite through power cables and make a huge noise, especially at night. The cubs are born blind and spend a long time with their mothers during which they get bored and romp around. It's chaotic," he added."


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"I've already had like four babies."
 
2012-08-13 11:36:49 AM
Those furry BASTARDS. The only good raccoon is a dead raccoon. Some of them get about the same size as a medium sized dog. The same people that want to give deer birth control; yeah, really; want you to leave raccoons to nature.

/ there shouldn't be bag limits for raccoons; the varmints are pests
 
2012-08-13 12:44:46 PM

cakeman: I have the same feral cat feeding problem. I have a platform with the food on it raised high enough that keeps the (neutered) cats fed. Raccoons can not jump, so as long as the ledge of the platform is out of their reach they can't access the cat food.


Feral cats need to be shot on sight. Same with feral pigs, dogs and horses
 
2012-08-13 03:10:41 PM
FTA: ""You're in trouble if you get them in your attic," said Mr Reinwald."

No you're not, nitwit. Just soak some rags with ammonia and throw them up in the attic with the little monsters. After that runs them out, go seal up whatever entrance the raccoons are using.
 
2012-08-13 08:59:35 PM
Want a flourishing career in Europe? Become a raccoonnookkeeper!
 
2012-08-13 11:42:12 PM

iheartscotch: Those furry BASTARDS. The only good raccoon is a dead raccoon. Some of them get about the same size as a medium sized dog. The same people that want to give deer birth control; yeah, really; want you to leave raccoons to nature.

/ there shouldn't be bag limits for raccoons; the varmints are pests


There's no bag limit around here, no season and no license necessary. If you see a coon, you can kill it and every member of its family and all of its friends. Most people don't actively hunt or trap them until it gets good and cold because their pelts aren't worth anything during the summer, but people will generally try to kill any that they come across any time of year. I have seen more than one person intentionally hit the ditch in an effort to run over the little farkers, and a lot of guys will carry a handgun or crowbar/baseball bat/club in the pickup at all times just in case they see one.
 
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