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2012-08-13 08:10:21 AM
Depends on the pole.

/giggity
 
2012-08-13 08:43:39 AM
Agrees:

img521.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-13 09:48:54 AM
Then women what?
 
2012-08-13 10:00:37 AM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-13 10:34:10 AM
Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?
 
2012-08-13 10:36:08 AM
www.mymorningjoe.com
 
2012-08-13 10:37:13 AM
The quality of the dancing is sort of....secondary.
 
2012-08-13 10:37:47 AM
More ' hands on' pole experience
 
2012-08-13 10:37:56 AM

shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?


Giving Birth....

img2-1.timeinc.net

/mind you, some of the BMs I've had......
//(who the HELL says BM??? {:-D)
 
2012-08-13 10:37:58 AM

Diogenes: Then women what?


No, it's stating the order of events.
Men are better at pole dancing then women
as opposed to women then pole dancing.
I guess the sex saps their vital fluids.
 
2012-08-13 10:44:04 AM

shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?


Bleeding once a month, we either do it too much or too little.
/can't be good at everything.
 
2012-08-13 10:47:05 AM

shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?


Being illogical and over emotional...
 
2012-08-13 10:47:11 AM

Diogenes: Then women what?


this.

goddammitsomuchwearebetterthanthis
 
2012-08-13 10:49:52 AM

Diogenes: Then women what?


came for the grammarnaziing. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-13 10:53:02 AM

ChipNASA: shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?

Giving Birth....



/mind you, some of the BMs I've had......
//(who the HELL says BM??? {:-D)


Women get pissed when you come out of the bathroom and say "Honey, I think I understand post partum depression now".
 
2012-08-13 10:53:38 AM
For you, maybe.
i89.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-13 10:56:45 AM

The Muthaship: The quality of the dancing is sort of....secondary.


No kidding. If you're judging the quality of the dance instead of the dancer, you're kinda missing the farking point.
 
2012-08-13 10:57:05 AM

Diogenes: Then women what?


Too quick. Rat farts.
 
2012-08-13 10:59:03 AM

ChipNASA: shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?

Giving Birth....

[img2-1.timeinc.net image 240x320]

/mind you, some of the BMs I've had......
//(who the HELL says BM??? {:-D)


Everytime I hear "BM" used like that I renew my dislike in my parents naming me Brian Mc..... Had to grow up with those jokes all through highschool and now. Should have stuck with my first name Alejandro.
 
2012-08-13 10:59:42 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: ChipNASA: shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?

Giving Birth....



/mind you, some of the BMs I've had......
//(who the HELL says BM??? {:-D)

Women get pissed when you come out of the bathroom and say "Honey, I think I understand post partum depression now".


That made me laugh entirely too much....because I've been through that (PPD) and my wife is pregnant with another little astronaut.....OMG
 
2012-08-13 11:00:04 AM
no so CSB

A while back Diet Dr. Pepper had the slogan of "taste more like regular Dr. Pepper." So I sent in an email to their customer line and asked "What does it taste more like regular Dr. Pepper than?"

The reply was that diet dr pepper taste more like regular dr pepper than other diet sodas taste like their regular sodas equivalents. So I asked what their metric was to do this comparison? does that mean that the dr pepper flavor is so heavily synthesized and fake that not even the absence of sugar can affect it? If diet dr pepper tastes so much like regular dr pepper why not just make diet dr pepper? Does that mean they don't care about their customers or that it really doesn't taste that much like regular dr pepper?

I still await an answer.

NSCSB off

\men are better at everything other than looking, smelling, feeling like women.
 
2012-08-13 11:01:20 AM

tom baker's scarf: no so CSB

A while back Diet Dr. Pepper had the slogan of "taste more like regular Dr. Pepper." So I sent in an email to their customer line and asked "What does it taste more like regular Dr. Pepper than?"

The reply was that diet dr pepper taste more like regular dr pepper than other diet sodas taste like their regular sodas equivalents. So I asked what their metric was to do this comparison? does that mean that the dr pepper flavor is so heavily synthesized and fake that not even the absence of sugar can affect it? If diet dr pepper tastes so much like regular dr pepper why not just make diet dr pepper? Does that mean they don't care about their customers or that it really doesn't taste that much like regular dr pepper?

I still await an answer.

NSCSB off

\men are better at everything other than looking, smelling, feeling like women.


You owe me 27 seconds.
 
2012-08-13 11:02:55 AM
Women are certainly better at spelling...
 
2012-08-13 11:06:27 AM
Um...well...I guess if we are going to look at pole dancing as a gymnastic event than I suppose men would have the body strength to do more, that being said THEY ARE MISSING THE FARKING POINT!

The pole is a sacred icon, a sweaty rotisserie of despair unto which men throw money at in some desperate hope of human contact with a woman that might actually care about their day.

/"No no its not like that, I'm just helping her out a little we are actually friends"
//"I can tell she's really into me she even told me her real name."

I love naive customers.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
2012-08-13 11:07:42 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

www.besportier.com
 
2012-08-13 11:15:40 AM

shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?


I ran through a list of deviant sexual behaviors in my head, but then realized that a guy doing those things to another guy would probably be better at them, if you're into that kind of thing.

In all seriousness, women are better at ages 0-6 months of child care. I'm sure a lot of fantastic, single dads are gonna come out of the woodwork, but come on fellas, providing care for a small child during that time period is what their bodies are, by and large, designed to do.
 
2012-08-13 11:22:32 AM

Diogenes: Then women what?


Why get a reverse lap dance, of course.
 
2012-08-13 11:27:54 AM
The Muthaship       
 
 
tom baker's scarf: no so CSB

NSCSB off

\men are better at everything other than looking, smelling, feeling like women.

You owe me 27 seconds.


what part of not so CSB do you not understand? I take way an additional 60 seconds and 1 man card for being a whiner. Pray that I do not alter my post further.
 
2012-08-13 11:29:09 AM
Make it 32.
 
2012-08-13 11:32:20 AM
Anyone suggesting that men are better than women at pole dancing are missing the point of pole dancing.
 
2012-08-13 11:35:57 AM

GeeksAreMyPeeps: Diogenes: Then women what?

came for the grammarnaziing. Leaving satisfied.


I see this has been covered.
 
2012-08-13 11:37:12 AM
 
2012-08-13 11:39:33 AM

8InchFloppy: Um...well...I guess if we are going to look at pole dancing as a gymnastic event than I suppose men would have the body strength to do more, that being said THEY ARE MISSING THE FARKING POINT!

The pole is a sacred icon, a sweaty rotisserie of despair unto which men throw money at in some desperate hope of human contact with a woman that might actually care about their day.

/"No no its not like that, I'm just helping her out a little we are actually friends"
//"I can tell she's really into me she even told me her real name."

I love naive customers.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


I'm must be really old

I remember when women danced without the aid of this godforsaken pole contraption

And did it stark nekkid

And they hated us even as they took our money
 
2012-08-13 11:43:00 AM
My wife has taken up pole dancing. She thinks it'll be a good way to get in shape. She seems to really enjoy it. So much so that she bought a pole and it stands in our family room.
It is rather enjoyable to watch.
Though she seems to find it amusing when I try to do it.
 
2012-08-13 11:44:28 AM

grinding_journalist: shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?

I ran through a list of deviant sexual behaviors in my head, but then realized that a guy doing those things to another guy would probably be better at them, if you're into that kind of thing.

In all seriousness, women are better at ages 0-6 months of child care. I'm sure a lot of fantastic, single dads are gonna come out of the woodwork, but come on fellas, providing care for a small child during that time period is what their bodies are, by and large, designed to do.


With the sole exception of lactation, there's no difference in capability.
 
2012-08-13 12:11:37 PM

shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?


Knowing the difference between "then" and "than".
 
2012-08-13 12:16:01 PM
I would much rather watch the women doing pole acrobatics than men, just like gymnastics. I think that women's forms lend themselves more visually appealing than men's when it comes to graceful poses, toe points, etc.
 
2012-08-13 12:18:03 PM

Theaetetus: grinding_journalist: shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?

I ran through a list of deviant sexual behaviors in my head, but then realized that a guy doing those things to another guy would probably be better at them, if you're into that kind of thing.

In all seriousness, women are better at ages 0-6 months of child care. I'm sure a lot of fantastic, single dads are gonna come out of the woodwork, but come on fellas, providing care for a small child during that time period is what their bodies are, by and large, designed to do.

With the sole exception of lactation, there's no difference in capability.


Mmm - sorta depends I guess. Theoretically no difference, realistically a lot of difference on the average and at the theoretical end point in upper body strength. So yeah... guys are generally on the average better longshoremen, warehouse people if you aren't using equipment to move everything. In essence, better at lifting and slogging - jobs that are nearly disappearing to machinery in any non-third world area. So... while it's real and definite, the physical difference doesn't make much of a well - difference - anymore practically - not with jobs people want done in modern environments. Do note also that I said and I meant average - there will always be exceptions to nearly anything at the near the top and bottom ends of any scale. Obviously an average male is nowhere near a very strong female.

And sure, there are women with stronger upper bodies than most men - but women with stronger upper bodies than the strongest of men that work at it? No.

For those who are getting too frothy about the whole idea - note that in things requiring split-second positional decision making and reflexes women are testing out better at that on the average. Have a look at how female fighter pilots are testing vs. male once they're equivalently experienced. Different doesn't add up to better unless you happen to be doing one of these things at the time - it just adds up to different.
 
2012-08-13 12:22:00 PM

Theaetetus: grinding_journalist: shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?

I ran through a list of deviant sexual behaviors in my head, but then realized that a guy doing those things to another guy would probably be better at them, if you're into that kind of thing.

In all seriousness, women are better at ages 0-6 months of child care. I'm sure a lot of fantastic, single dads are gonna come out of the woodwork, but come on fellas, providing care for a small child during that time period is what their bodies are, by and large, designed to do.

With the sole exception of lactation, there's no difference in capability.


Lactation isn't the only thing the mother provides. The baby instantly recognizes its mother by her smell, voice and touch and can differentiate her from other women almost as soon as it is born. Not so much with dad. But for all other things, dads are just as good as caregivers as moms.
 
2012-08-13 12:29:24 PM
Dude I don't care how good ya work the pole I am NOT gonna shove dollar bills into your gstring.
 
2012-08-13 12:38:59 PM

JackieRabbit: Theaetetus: grinding_journalist: shda5582: Men. Is there anything we aren't better at?

I ran through a list of deviant sexual behaviors in my head, but then realized that a guy doing those things to another guy would probably be better at them, if you're into that kind of thing.

In all seriousness, women are better at ages 0-6 months of child care. I'm sure a lot of fantastic, single dads are gonna come out of the woodwork, but come on fellas, providing care for a small child during that time period is what their bodies are, by and large, designed to do.

With the sole exception of lactation, there's no difference in capability.

Lactation isn't the only thing the mother provides. The baby instantly recognizes its mother by her smell, voice and touch and can differentiate her from other women almost as soon as it is born. Not so much with dad. But for all other things, dads are just as good as caregivers as moms.


Sh*t, my baby recognized me by voice right after birth.
 
2012-08-13 12:47:07 PM
Women are better at earning money from doing suggestive things with their naughty bits.
 
2012-08-13 12:56:31 PM

Sofa King Smart: Diogenes: Then women what?

this.

goddammitsomuchwearebetterthanthenthis


FTFY.

Pet Peeve, and all.
 
2012-08-13 01:10:29 PM
Am I seriously in before Chris Farley chipendale pic?
 
2012-08-13 01:12:29 PM
As a (mostly) heterosexual woman, I prefer to watch the ladies on the pole. They just look better. If I feel like watching a sweaty man do feats of strength I'll youtube "clean and jerk" or "strong man competition".
 
2012-08-13 01:20:13 PM
img267.imageshack.us

No man would look this good doing this
 
2012-08-13 01:23:30 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img267.imageshack.us image 429x650]

No man would look this good doing this


Oh, please. I know plenty of men that would make women leave you the second they got on the pole.
 
2012-08-13 01:52:45 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img267.imageshack.us image 429x650]

No man would look this good doing this


I suspect that you have never been to Thailand.
 
2012-08-13 02:49:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img267.imageshack.us image 429x650]

No man would look this good doing this


img2-1.timeinc.net


The heck you say.
 
2012-08-13 05:14:10 PM
Hmm. There's a video of two of the dudes in the article pole dancing. NSFW:

Link
 
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