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2012-08-13 01:54:37 PM

khyberkitsune: I got a piece of mail in my inbox from a major porn studio offering me the chance to be the only 30 year old in a barely legal teens video.

Damn shame my boyfriend won't let me do it, even for the large sum of cash.


You're boyfriend sucks.

/How you doin'?
 
2012-08-13 02:06:27 PM
Played some great music. Old stuff I wrote long ago. Felt great.
 
2012-08-13 02:08:36 PM
Eating the transcendental herbed biscuits with sausage gravy I made after waking up with my newish boyfriend. We then read books and fooled around for a couple hours. It was like being in my twenties again!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-13 02:15:07 PM
Enjoyed some solitary time - took a long walk in the sunshine, enjoyed live music in the park, ran into several people I've not seen in a long while and catching up on my reading.

Oh, and lots of beer.
 
2012-08-13 02:33:26 PM
I had incredible sex with a chick that's 6"0 Saturday night. Tall chicks are my thing, so I hit the jackpot. She does this thing were she lays on her back with her head off the side of the bed and I....

...waaaait a second. This story if for ME.....and my camera.
 
2012-08-13 02:44:18 PM

BeezyBates: I had incredible sex with a chick that's 6"0 Saturday night. Tall chicks are my thing, so I hit the jackpot. She does this thing were she lays on her back with her head off the side of the bed and I....

...waaaait a second. This story if for ME.....and my camera.


I see where you're going with this. I'm going to start fantasizing riiiiiiiight.....now.
 
2012-08-13 02:46:54 PM

MoronLessOff: BeezyBates: I had incredible sex with a chick that's 6"0 Saturday night. Tall chicks are my thing, so I hit the jackpot. She does this thing were she lays on her back with her head off the side of the bed and I....

...waaaait a second. This story if for ME.....and my camera.

I see where you're going with this. I'm going to start fantasizing riiiiiiiight.....now
.


...tickle her feet until she pukes and it goes up her nose?
 
2012-08-13 02:50:23 PM

kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: BeezyBates: I had incredible sex with a chick that's 6"0 Saturday night. Tall chicks are my thing, so I hit the jackpot. She does this thing were she lays on her back with her head off the side of the bed and I....

...waaaait a second. This story if for ME.....and my camera.

I see where you're going with this. I'm going to start fantasizing riiiiiiiight.....now.

...tickle her feet until she pukes and it goes up her nose?


See, I didn't even have to finish my story! I knew farkers could relate to me and my weird boners.
 
2012-08-13 02:55:49 PM

BeezyBates: kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: BeezyBates: I had incredible sex with a chick that's 6"0 Saturday night. Tall chicks are my thing, so I hit the jackpot. She does this thing were she lays on her back with her head off the side of the bed and I....

...waaaait a second. This story if for ME.....and my camera.

I see where you're going with this. I'm going to start fantasizing riiiiiiiight.....now.

...tickle her feet until she pukes and it goes up her nose?

See, I didn't even have to finish my story! I knew farkers could relate to me and my weird boners.


Nope. Not weird at all.

So...pics or it didn't happen?
 
2012-08-13 03:21:33 PM
when the bar owner said drinks were on him till closing time.
this was about 11pm.
 
2012-08-13 03:42:21 PM
f*cking, then her taking a shot in the mouth. Luv that girl.

/bbq was a runner up
 
2012-08-13 03:54:29 PM
My dad comparing my nephew(the only grandson in the family) to me. It made MY year.
 
2012-08-13 04:27:51 PM

OptimusHime: My dad is finishing the 3rd season of the Wire. It's been really cool talking with him about it so far.


The Wire single-highhandedly brought my family closer together with those kind of talks. We talked for hours and hours about each episode and character arc. I miss that damn show.

My happiest moment was yesterday. I finally mailed my brother a package, I've been meaning to send him. Also, someone I found a Tribute to Steve Ross on youtube and have become obsessed with his dirty talk! It is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen.
 
2012-08-13 04:47:24 PM
Found out rifftraks is doing a live rip of "Manos the hand of fate" this thursday.

Oh, and I ordered a new PC from CyberPowerPC.

So... a toss up.
 
2012-08-13 05:02:12 PM
2 chicks at the same time, twice. again. :)

/no financial compsensation involved.
 
2012-08-13 05:05:48 PM

Myth Sammich: 2 chicks at the same time, twice. again. :)

/no financial compsensation involved.


*high five*
 
2012-08-13 05:09:50 PM
Happy: delivery of new motherboard so I can fix my main system.

Downer: wrong f'king motherboard.
 
2012-08-13 05:42:56 PM
a story of mine is being picked up for publication

/gotta start somewhere
 
2012-08-13 06:16:56 PM
Playing "Cards Against Humanity" for the first time with a bunch of friends, and discovering that I have a far more twisted imagination than I expected.
 
2012-08-13 06:46:06 PM
When that monkey show came on during the Olympics.
 
2012-08-13 06:57:49 PM
Being privileged to listen to Sir David Attenborough live on stage for two hours.
 
2012-08-13 07:00:27 PM

abfalter: DougTaupe: It was a rough week. Got dumped by my girlfriend of 9 years last Sunday; Still reeling. Got a letter from local government saying I hadn't paid enough taxes last year. Car is in the shop and costing a fortune... And I still can't find a job.

So yea, the best moment in the last 72 hours... Teardrop by Massive Attack came on Pandora just as I was thinking I'd like to hear it.

Getting dumped might not be as bad as you think. I was devastated when I got divorced after an 18 year marriage. That was several years back. Now I'm remarried to a woman who makes me happier in every single way and my life is better than it has ever been.

I know it hurts now but look at it as an opportunity to get away from someone you should not be with and move towards someone you should be with.


I understand that something better may come along, but I'm realistic about my chances at this point in my life. There's always a trade-off of expectations and desires in any relationship; Sex, domestic habits, kids, finances, tastes, goals, and emotional stability... You end up compromising one thing for another at some point. Maybe she's a good cook, but hates dogs. Maybe she has a high sex drive, but doesn't want kids (These aren't great examples, but you get the point). In any case, my last partner was genuinely no-compromise for me, the rarest gem. It's sad, but I realize the same was not true for her.

I will date again, but I'm not foolish enough to think that lightning will strike twice. I appreciate the kind words. All the best to you and yours.
 
2012-08-13 07:26:53 PM
Sharing food with deserving, hungry people.
 
2012-08-13 08:54:00 PM

GibbyTheMole: Hangin' out with my best friend/wife all weekend.

/married 25 years so far.


Congrats!!
 
2012-08-13 11:33:23 PM
Let's see...

Burying my mother-in-law? Nope.

My father-in-law in the ICU? Nope.

My wife hitting a deer with her car and getting whiplash? Nope.

Pretty much, going to work today was the highlight.
 
2012-08-13 11:44:55 PM
Waking up from surgery this morning, I was scared I wouldn't.
 
2012-08-13 11:58:11 PM

AsprinBurn: Let's see...

Burying my mother-in-law? Nope.

My father-in-law in the ICU? Nope.

My wife hitting a deer with her car and getting whiplash? Nope.

Pretty much, going to work today was the highlight.




your work sucks ass if all that happened in he last 72 hour and they dont give you time off
 
2012-08-14 12:53:23 AM
Fell off the wagon (again) after 8 days of not smoking weed,
 
2012-08-14 02:19:57 AM
The new playtest packet for the 5th Edition of Dungeons and Dragons was sent out.

/white and nerdy
 
2012-08-14 04:10:15 AM
I got a warning for a seatbelt violation. Thank you Genesee County Sheriff.
 
2012-08-14 07:53:56 AM

Brew78: Hmm.. hard to say.

Just got back from what was supposed to be a weekend canoe trip but heavy rains closed the river, State Police wouldn't let any rental places operate.

So we camped for the weekend, sometimes in the rain. Which was ok.

Took a hike up to Arethusa Falls, which was pretty nice. It started to rain halfway up the trail but we'd planned on swimming anyway and its a fairly vertical trail so the rain was fairly pleasant. I mean, I was drenched with sweat by then anyway. (I tell you, if it was closer, I'd totally use this trail to train for the upcoming Warrior Dash I'm registered for up in Gunstock.)

The waterfall was awesome even though the water was cold as all anything. Standing in the falls was.... refreshing. The adrenaline rush was so intense I had to lean against the cliff wall for a moment for the dizziness to pass. There's a pretty good platform about halfway up on the right, and some others in the group took a trail up the left side to a higher platform. There's this flat wide rock near the base of the main falls that has an inch or two of water running over it that's great to sit or lay down on. Standing on it's a great foot massage, too.

Then we partied like rock stars later that night back at the camp site, despite raining off and on.

All in all it was a good weekend.

There really was something special about seeing my girl, and that first hug and kiss on Sunday evening though.


Nice.

My wife and I were in N. Woodstock this weekend. Took our road bikes over the Kanc on Sunday and did the Franconia Ridge Loop yesterday.

The views from the top of Lincoln and Lafayette were my best moments of the last 72 hours. Views that rival those in the higher Presi's on clear days.
 
2012-08-14 07:46:34 PM
Being a groomsman at the wedding of two of my best friends.
 
2012-08-14 08:49:18 PM
Took 2 naps in 2 days. Sometimes it's the simple things
 
2012-08-15 11:43:57 AM

frostus: GibbyTheMole: Hangin' out with my best friend/wife all weekend.

/married 25 years so far.

Congrats!!


Tank ya much. On the flip side, married 25 years? Damn... I'm gettin' to be a geezer. Ah well, at least I have someone to change my Depends & wipe the drool off my chin. Or smother me with a pillow. Whatever.
 
2012-08-15 10:36:22 PM
Discovering a Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal Let's Play. I never laughed so hard at a bad translation in my life.

/STEAK HAS A PILLORY!
//DeliciousCinnamon has the best one so far.
 
2012-08-16 12:06:37 PM

Grognard: Waking up and realizing I have less than one month to go before my epic trip to Korea. I'm getting really chuffed. (and not just about getting off well site.)


Internet high five! Please report back. I shall enjoy through you vicariously.

Kamp Sam nida (sp?)
 
2012-08-16 12:19:41 PM

Buffet: Staggering out of the gym after an awesome leg workout yesterday. Watching the aerobics chics checking me out.


Live up to you screen name, eh?
 
2012-08-16 12:46:12 PM

ZureaL: On Saturday I went to the Columbus OH Hamfest, took the Technician license exam and passed. Found a guy at one of the sales/swap tables selling the radio that I've been wanting (Yaesu VX-7R) and talked my wife into letting me buy it for under $300. Spent several hours learning how to use it and program it and listened to several local nets, including the Peletonia net.

Drank some homebrew one of the guys I work with made and it was a fantastic German bock. Had a great weekend with my wife and kids.


*Respect knuckles* on hamfest, exam and radio!
 
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