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(NW Florida Daily News)   Wicked Witch of the West calls police to report her husband is threatening her with a pan of water   ( ) divider line
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2012-08-13 02:11:06 AM  

♫ "I'll stop the world and melt with you." ♪

2012-08-13 10:48:48 AM  
They don't like to bathe much in Florida, do they?
2012-08-13 10:53:58 AM  
Easier....probably don't get you arrested
2012-08-13 10:55:55 AM  
What a world. What a world.
2012-08-13 10:57:40 AM  
You think it was just regular, everyday water, do you, Mandrake?
2012-08-13 10:57:47 AM
2012-08-13 11:00:06 AM  
"Every time a pan of water flings
Flying monkey loses its wings."
2012-08-13 11:07:41 AM  
You can't blame her for calling the police. Look what happens when she takes a bath. She was only trying to shield her husband from having to see her as she really is.
2012-08-13 11:10:25 AM  
Not suprised.
2012-08-13 11:11:00 AM
2012-08-13 11:17:35 AM  
Not exactly related but I love posting it....
2012-08-13 11:21:06 AM  

TheOther: Flying monkey loses its wings."

I wish I could just once be as relaxed as that monkey on the bottom right looks.
2012-08-13 11:21:47 AM  
Hand Banana:

I believe she intentionally created the rumor that she allergic to water in order to fake her own death and run off with some handsome army officer.

/shut up
//my wife made me see it
2012-08-13 11:26:22 AM  
Fark lives off of stories about floridians or republicans doing stupid shiat. You may call that taking the easy way out but they like to think of it as content security. There is never going to be a shortage.
2012-08-13 11:27:56 AM  
He liquidated her, ay?

Since you asked, I hate the Cowardly Lion. His schtick hasn't aged well and makes me angry.
2012-08-13 11:29:10 AM  
Did a fish fark in it ?
2012-08-13 11:33:48 AM  

ChipNASA: Not exactly related but I love posting it....

[balloo's wad.jpg]

first time I've seen that one. I'm used to seeing Adam West's Batman in Balloo's place, which is just as fun. I also chuckle every time someone posts Daffy Duck fapping.
2012-08-13 11:35:00 AM  
What's this thread about anyway? The other Daily News article had a picture of baby powder with it. Why don't they have a pic of a pan of water so that I can see exactly what they're talking about? Consistency, people! Please!
2012-08-13 11:35:07 AM  

minnesotaboy: What a world. What a world.

Came for this, leaving feeling like a flying monkey.
2012-08-13 11:37:54 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: He liquidated her, ay?

Since you asked, I hate the Cowardly Lion. His schtick hasn't aged well and makes me angry.

But at least he had a schtick and he performed it know what that takes? Courage!
2012-08-13 11:40:57 AM  
Fear is the path to the dark side.
2012-08-13 11:41:44 AM  
In other news someone recently moved Florida thousands of miles away from the east coast.
2012-08-13 12:12:03 PM  
Lots of jokes in this thread, but this is actually a serious issue.

The fact that a man could be charged and likely arrested due to a woman's claim that he "acted" like he was going to pour water on her is absolutely ridiculous. The domestic violence industry and the primary aggressor statutes that it has spawned are nothing more than a blatant attack on men. So much for due process.

If you're a man and a woman says she is afraid of you, you better put on some clean white underwear and grab a're about to spend some time in the local jail.
2012-08-13 12:31:02 PM  
Actually the pot was filled with dihydrogen monoxide. I'd press charges too.
2012-08-13 12:47:53 PM  

MattyBlast: Actually the pot was filled with dihydrogen monoxide. I'd press charges too.

so was my Pot Noodle this morning. oh crap i'm EATING that stuff??
2012-08-13 01:12:57 PM  
He used water? He's an amateur:
2012-08-13 08:06:53 PM  
Standing up to the Witch of the Waste, now thats plucky....
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