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(Daily Mail)   Anderson Cooper's boyfriend photographed sucking face with someone who most definitely is not Anderson Cooper   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
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2012-08-13 07:48:04 AM  
Looks like he might have tripped coming out of the closet.

But, I'm sure it's a committed relationship.
 
2012-08-13 08:35:39 AM  
For the $100,000,000 Anderson is worth before any inheritance from his Mom I think I couldn't kept it in my pantts until we were marries. Then again I'm not a guy.
 
2012-08-13 08:48:13 AM  

Gwendolyn: For the $100,000,000 Anderson is worth before any inheritance from his Mom I think I couldn't kept it in my pantts until we were marries. Then again I'm not a guy.


Speaking as a guy, I think even if I wasn't keeping it in my pants until I was married, I'd choose a better venue for my side dish THAN A PUBLIC FARKING PARK! Why didn't he just go on the Today show?

/son, I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-13 09:05:47 AM  
Like I give a shiat
 
2012-08-13 09:11:28 AM  
Got to say it - the guy has taste.

/that's the problem with coming out as a media celebrity - the new unwanted attention
 
2012-08-13 09:17:23 AM  
Screw that. What about the first link for other stories -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2187596/Katy-Perry-suffe r s-major-wardrobe-mishap-going-water-slide.html

The wife favors the boyfriend, I think the mystery man is much hotter.

/But then, amongst males, I've always been attracted to douchebags.
 
2012-08-13 09:19:42 AM  

gingerjet: Got to say it - the guy has taste.


I'm sure it taste like cheap cologne and beard.

Now, im not an expert on gay courtship rituals but I thought the whole point of being gay was to not be monogamous? Isn't it just one big partner swap and glory hole plunging lifestyle? Hell don't they like kick you out of the gay club for not sleazing around? Somebody educate us breeders here.
 
2012-08-13 09:31:21 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Like I give a shiat


It's not news, it's Fark?
 
2012-08-13 09:32:42 AM  

orclover: Now, im not an expert on gay courtship rituals but I thought the whole point of being gay was to not be monogamous? Isn't it just one big partner swap and glory hole plunging lifestyle? Hell don't they like kick you out of the gay club for not sleazing around? Somebody educate us breeders here.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-13 09:35:26 AM  

gingerjet: Got to say it - the guy has taste.

I'd kiss it. And I wouldn't stop until we both needed to shower and find our clothes.

Sucks for AC, though. I been there.
 
2012-08-13 09:43:39 AM  

orclover: gingerjet: Got to say it - the guy has taste.

I'm sure it taste like cheap cologne and beard.

Now, im not an expert on gay courtship rituals but I thought the whole point of being gay was to not be monogamous? Isn't it just one big partner swap and glory hole plunging lifestyle? Hell don't they like kick you out of the gay club for not sleazing around? Somebody educate us breeders here.


Maybe in the 70's. The whole point now is freedom. The freedom to be as slutty as you want, as monogamous as you want and/or as married as you want. Heck, you even have the freedom to be a tortured "ex-gay" closet case. Freedom shouldn't be a novel concept in the USA.

Straight people have already pretty well re-defined marriage: the pairing of two autonomous people that get to define exactly what their marriage is and what their roles within it means to them. Gay people just want in too.
 
2012-08-13 09:52:01 AM  
I'm not gay but this new man meat is sooooooo much hotter than Anderson.

Tighter abs and ass, beautiful face, dreamy eyes... Yum, yum.
 
2012-08-13 09:57:59 AM  
Even if they've got an open relationship I highly doubt that includes getting photographed making out in a public park, that's kind of bad form. And if it's cheating well, marrying a Vanderbilt would have landed him in the gold diggers hall of fame, and you've got to be an idiot to mess that up.

In either case, dude's an idiot.
 
2012-08-13 10:02:31 AM  
This is so sad. I know Anderson was counting down the days until he could release his spunk, deep in his boyfriend's fecal packed anus, and as the liquid shiat dripped down his balls onto the sheets lean down and whisper in his ear "I love you, husband". So sad. Anyone who finds this disgusting is a homophobe.
 
2012-08-13 10:04:28 AM  
Dudes kissing is just gross.



/immature and ignorant I know, but damn me if I aint right.
//two (HOT) girls making is ok HAWT and I don't give a fark about the double standard
///eye bleach for the ignorant\immature fellas like me:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-13 10:04:56 AM  

KatjaMouse: orclover: Now, im not an expert on gay courtship rituals but I thought the whole point of being gay was to not be monogamous? Isn't it just one big partner swap and glory hole plunging lifestyle? Hell don't they like kick you out of the gay club for not sleazing around? Somebody educate us breeders here.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x224]


The thing with trolls that I've found is that, no matter how stupid they seem to be, there are likely people who share their views, so it is best to take it seriously. Give them their pathetic win in their masturbatory game, because you might help inform someone who really doesn't know.

/And, to answer his question, in Seattle and Ann Arbor and Knoxville in the early 90s, that is exactly what the gay scene felt like to me. No one was interested in anything past the current night and long-term relationships were mocked. Again, though, attracted to douchebags.
 
2012-08-13 10:10:41 AM  
And I should care because...???

/still think the way Anderson came out was classy
//"I'm a journalist that happens to be gay. Now, back to the news."
 
2012-08-13 10:14:05 AM  

lordaction: This is so sad. I know Anderson was counting down the days until he could release his spunk, deep in his boyfriend's fecal packed anus, and as the liquid shiat dripped down his balls onto the sheets lean down and whisper in his ear "I love you, husband". So sad. Anyone who finds this disgusting is a homophobe.


You know, women have butts too.
 
2012-08-13 10:15:14 AM  

Lsherm: Gwendolyn: For the $100,000,000 Anderson is worth before any inheritance from his Mom I think I couldn't kept it in my pantts until we were marries. Then again I'm not a guy.

Speaking as a guy, I think even if I wasn't keeping it in my pants until I was married, I'd choose a better venue for my side dish THAN A PUBLIC FARKING PARK! Why didn't he just go on the Today show?

/son, I am disappoint.


Because Matt Lauer is totally heterosexual, without a drop of gay in him.

/the things you learn in the Chic-Fil-A drive thru lane.
 
2012-08-13 10:19:11 AM  
Dafuq? Why doesn't he remain in Cooper's pooper?!
 
2012-08-13 10:19:51 AM  

orclover: gingerjet: Got to say it - the guy has taste.

I'm sure it taste like cheap cologne and beard.

Now, im not an expert on gay courtship rituals but I thought the whole point of being gay was to not be monogamous? Isn't it just one big partner swap and glory hole plunging lifestyle? Hell don't they like kick you out of the gay club for not sleazing around? Somebody educate us breeders here.


Thread over.

/you owe me a keyboard
 
2012-08-13 10:21:33 AM  
Ha.
Anderson In-the-Pooper's mom was Gloria Vanderbilt.
He'll bounce right back.
 
2012-08-13 10:25:04 AM  

Lumpmoose: You know, women have butts too.


Yes, and become 40-year-olds with colitis and really cranky demeanors.
 
2012-08-13 10:25:05 AM  

orclover: Now, im not an expert on...

relationships at all?
 
2012-08-13 10:31:51 AM  
Kind of tough to get away with cheating on a celebrity investigative reported.
 
2012-08-13 10:41:30 AM  

bluorangefyre: And I should care because...???
/still think the way Anderson came out was classy
//"I'm a journalist that happens to be gay. Now, back to the news."


I.....actually didn't know he did that. He must have done it right, because I never heard about it.
 
2012-08-13 10:42:15 AM  
Why is it people who don't like gay dudes talk way more about buttsex than any gay man I know? I mean, detailed, obsessed over the sleaziest possible aspects of the mechanics of it rants about it.

/There is absolutely nothing one dude can do to another dude that he can't do to a girl besides a reacharound. You know all that crazy stuff you hear the gays do? The straights do it too. All the time. How many straight porns have "Anal" in the title?
 
2012-08-13 10:43:03 AM  

rynthetyn: And if it's cheating well, marrying a Vanderbilt would have landed him in the gold diggers hall of fame, and you've got to be an idiot to mess that up.


Is there a gay version of this movie? Because this already looks to be a handy and contemporary guide on how to be a kept woman/mistress.

www.theluxechronicles.com
 
2012-08-13 10:44:19 AM  

Dogfacedgod: Dudes kissing is just gross.



/immature and ignorant I know, but damn me if I aint right.
//two (HOT) girls making is ok HAWT and I don't give a fark about the double standard
///eye bleach for the ignorant\immature fellas like me:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 287x525]


You know what? That's fair. I totally won't judge you for that. I wish more people would be honest about it.

"I don't like gay dudes because two dudes kissing is gross." Fine. That's a perfectly defensible argument.

"I don't like gay dudes because they're immoral." Bullshiat.

"I don't like gay dudes because they're more prone to bad things." Bullshiat.

"I don't like gay dudes because they do gross things that I've studied in depth." You're the homo now, dog.

But "I don't like gay dudes because two dudes kissing is gross?" That's totally your right. It's like not liking flan. You won't be judged for it.
 
2012-08-13 10:47:31 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Ha.
Anderson In-the-Pooper's mom was Gloria Vanderbilt.
He'll bounce right back.


MagSeven: Dafuq? Why doesn't he remain in Cooper's pooper?!



Hey now. You don't see me casting aspersions regarding your love life, or complete lack thereof.
 
2012-08-13 10:56:45 AM  

lordaction: This is so sad. I know Anderson was counting down the days until he could release his spunk, deep in his boyfriend's fecal packed anus, and as the liquid shiat dripped down his balls onto the sheets lean down and whisper in his ear "I love you, husband". So sad. Anyone who finds this disgusting is a homophobe.


You know, hetero, missionary-style sex could be described in a way that would make it seem quite gross too. That doesn't mean the person is a heterophobe.
 
2012-08-13 10:57:40 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: HotIgneous Intruder: Ha.
Anderson In-the-Pooper's mom was Gloria Vanderbilt.
He'll bounce right back.

MagSeven: Dafuq? Why doesn't he remain in Cooper's pooper?!


Hey now. You don't see me casting aspersions regarding your love life, or complete lack thereof.


My love life doesn't include -- and will never include -- ramming foreign objects into my anus.
That's a one-way orifice, if you get the flow of my meaning.
 
2012-08-13 10:59:11 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: My love life doesn't include -- and will never include -- ramming foreign objects into my anus.
That's a one-way orifice, if you get the flow of my meaning.


Personal choice, dude. Plenty of heteros, even hetero dudes, enjoy ramming foreign objects up their butts.
 
2012-08-13 10:59:46 AM  
/Never had anal sex and the women I've had sex with have never needed it to feel satisfied.
 
2012-08-13 11:04:16 AM  
I long for the day when humans are only labeled, categorized, and judged on their S.A.T. and/or I.Q. test scores and nothing else.
 
2012-08-13 11:04:44 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: /Never had anal sex and the women I've had sex with have never needed it to feel satisfied.


And there are many a homosexuals who consider themselves "sexually active" or having a "healthy sex life" and at the same time admit to never having anal sex at all. Have you been in Anderson Cooper's bedroom while he was getting jiggy with it? How do you know he's one of those guys who has to do anal every time if at all?
 
2012-08-13 11:06:37 AM  

lordaction: Anyone who finds this disgusting is a homophobe.


Something I actually found clever circulating around Facebook: It isn't a phobia. You're not "afraid" of gay people. You're just an a$$hole.
 
2012-08-13 11:07:48 AM  

Bloody William: But "I don't like gay dudes because two dudes kissing is gross?" That's totally your right. It's like not liking flan. You won't be judged for it.


But flan is delicious!
 
2012-08-13 11:09:29 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Anderson's Pooper: HotIgneous Intruder: Ha.
Anderson In-the-Pooper's mom was Gloria Vanderbilt.
He'll bounce right back.

MagSeven: Dafuq? Why doesn't he remain in Cooper's pooper?!


Hey now. You don't see me casting aspersions regarding your love life, or complete lack thereof.

My love life doesn't include -- and will never include -- ramming foreign objects into my anus.
That's a one-way orifice, if you get the flow of my meaning.


Make sure you stay out of prison.
 
2012-08-13 11:13:09 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-13 11:16:40 AM  

DaWormyPimpsta: I long for the day when humans are only labeled, categorized, and judged on their S.A.T. and/or I.Q. test scores and nothing else.


I'd rather they be judged on their intelligence.
 
2012-08-13 11:17:37 AM  
ain't that a gas! i didn't know cooper is gay. i knew he was a proper, nice young man, but i didn't know he putted from the rough.

on Fark, you learn something new every day.
 
2012-08-13 11:20:38 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: Bloody William: But "I don't like gay dudes because two dudes kissing is gross?" That's totally your right. It's like not liking flan. You won't be judged for it.

Butt flan is delicious!


/FTFY
 
2012-08-13 11:28:16 AM  
Those pix are enough to make Cooper want to fling himself out his mother's apartment window.
 
2012-08-13 11:36:58 AM  

Lumpmoose: orclover: gingerjet: Got to say it - the guy has taste.

I'm sure it taste like cheap cologne and beard.

Now, im not an expert on gay courtship rituals but I thought the whole point of being gay was to not be monogamous? Isn't it just one big partner swap and glory hole plunging lifestyle? Hell don't they like kick you out of the gay club for not sleazing around? Somebody educate us breeders here.

Maybe in the 70's. The whole point now is freedom. The freedom to be as slutty as you want, as monogamous as you want and/or as married as you want. Heck, you even have the freedom to be a tortured "ex-gay" closet case. Freedom shouldn't be a novel concept in the USA.

Straight people have already pretty well re-defined marriage: the pairing of two autonomous people that get to define exactly what their marriage is and what their roles within it means to them. Gay people just want in too.


Spoiler alert: They can do that already. If the state doesn't want to recognize it, fark them. You want to get married? Find an officiant willing to do it, draw up a will and a durable power of attorney, get a shared bank account, and BOOM! you're as married as I am.
 
2012-08-13 11:38:07 AM  

mrmees: funk_soul_bubby: Bloody William: But "I don't like gay dudes because two dudes kissing is gross?" That's totally your right. It's like not liking flan. You won't be judged for it.

Butt flan is delicious!

/FTFY


I lol'd.

/Juvenile
 
2012-08-13 11:51:32 AM  
Hawt.
 
2012-08-13 11:56:16 AM  
I feel sorry for Anderson, that's gotta hurt. Betrayal is betrayal, no matter who does it or how.
 
2012-08-13 11:57:09 AM  

meanmutton: Lumpmoose: orclover: gingerjet: Got to say it - the guy has taste.

I'm sure it taste like cheap cologne and beard.

Now, im not an expert on gay courtship rituals but I thought the whole point of being gay was to not be monogamous? Isn't it just one big partner swap and glory hole plunging lifestyle? Hell don't they like kick you out of the gay club for not sleazing around? Somebody educate us breeders here.

Maybe in the 70's. The whole point now is freedom. The freedom to be as slutty as you want, as monogamous as you want and/or as married as you want. Heck, you even have the freedom to be a tortured "ex-gay" closet case. Freedom shouldn't be a novel concept in the USA.

Straight people have already pretty well re-defined marriage: the pairing of two autonomous people that get to define exactly what their marriage is and what their roles within it means to them. Gay people just want in too.

Spoiler alert: They can do that already. If the state doesn't want to recognize it, fark them. You want to get married? Find an officiant willing to do it, draw up a will and a durable power of attorney, get a shared bank account, and BOOM! you're as married as I am.


Except for guaranteed visiting rights in a hospital, coverage on insurance, etc, etc... but you knew that.
 
2012-08-13 11:57:47 AM  

meanmutton: Lumpmoose: orclover: gingerjet: Got to say it - the guy has taste.

I'm sure it taste like cheap cologne and beard.

Now, im not an expert on gay courtship rituals but I thought the whole point of being gay was to not be monogamous? Isn't it just one big partner swap and glory hole plunging lifestyle? Hell don't they like kick you out of the gay club for not sleazing around? Somebody educate us breeders here.

Maybe in the 70's. The whole point now is freedom. The freedom to be as slutty as you want, as monogamous as you want and/or as married as you want. Heck, you even have the freedom to be a tortured "ex-gay" closet case. Freedom shouldn't be a novel concept in the USA.

Straight people have already pretty well re-defined marriage: the pairing of two autonomous people that get to define exactly what their marriage is and what their roles within it means to them. Gay people just want in too.

Spoiler alert: They can do that already. If the state doesn't want to recognize it, fark them. You want to get married? Find an officiant willing to do it, draw up a will and a durable power of attorney, get a shared bank account, and BOOM! you're as married as I am.


Bullshiat:

In February 2007, Langbehn and Pond, along with three of their four children, were in Miami, FL to depart on a cruise. Pond collapsed before the cruise departed and was rushed to Jackson Memorial Hospital's (JMH) Ryder Trauma Center. When Langbehn and their children arrived, a JMH social worker told Langbehn she was in an "anti-gay city and state" and required a health care proxy to see Pond. Langbehn had a power of attorney (POA) which was faxed to the hospital within an hour of Pond's arrival. However, Langbehn and their 3 young children were kept from Pond's side for eight hours. Pond slipped into a coma from a brain aneurysm and died without her partner of 18 years or her children by her side.

Why should I pay legal fees to partially replicate the 1000+ rights that marriage automatically endows?
 
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