FTFA:The daughter admitted to hitting her mom with baby powder. She was charged with battery.

Sounds like she was preparing to deep-fry

How old was the daughter? Article didn't say. Looks like time to get her own place.

Nobody puts baby powder in a corner.

This is kinda like that time I told my mom "I'm not a baby!" and hit her with a bottle of whore powder.

CultureVulture: How old was the daughter? Article didn't say. Looks like time to get her own place.

Yup, the reaction to the story is dependent on the age of the daughter.

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This is kinda like the whore I told my baby powder "I'm not a time!" and hit her with a bottle of powdered mom.

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Why yes, I would like to enlarge that picture of generic baby powder...

I cided to get pregnant after seein 16 and pregnant.

They were just rehearsing the script for their upcoming appearance on Maury during sweeps week.

There are some idiots commenting on that page. They deduced she has a baby because she had a bottle of "baby" powder. As if that is the only use.

/Morans
//Man, I remember when you could smoke in church.

Was there no meat floss available for throwing?

That's right honey, you're not a whore. A whore is smart enough not to give it away for free.

There's a baby batter joke in there somewhere, I just know it.

/wanted for questioning
//come on wit' it..
///where mah beeyotches?

CultureVulture: How old was the daughter? Article didn't say. Looks like time to get her own place.

Wondering that too... On the one hand they don't name the daughter or even give her address, even though she was arrested and charged. I thought that stuff was customarily published except when the accused is a minor. On the other hand, the article refers to the daughter as a "woman".

I'm guessing she is NOT a whore; probably doesn't charge a dime.

I need a helpful picture of what a whore might look like...

Ahhh how I miss Lower Alabama!

Though in my time there this would be more likely to happen in Crestview then FWB.

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This is kinda like that time I whored my mom "I'm not a hit!" and told her with a bottle of baby powder.

This is kinda like that powder I hit my baby "I'm not a bottle!" and timed her with a mom whore.

Baby powder?

FTFA: "I'm not a whore."

Then what good are you?

Powdered milk, powdered eggs, baby powder ... what a country!

Elegy: FTFA:The daughter admitted to hitting her mom with baby powder. She was charged with battery.

Sounds like she was preparing to deep-fry

What a shock.

Thank goodness they had a picture of baby powder accompanying the article. I had no idea what they were talking about until I looked at the photo.



What "baby powder" might look like.

offmymeds: Thank goodness they had a picture of baby powder accompanying the article. I had no idea what they were talking about until I looked at the photo.

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What "baby powder" might look like.

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reillan: Powdered milk, powdered eggs, baby powder ... what a country!

Admiral Crunch??

Typically, when one finds it necessary to announce that they are 'not a whore', they are in fact a slut. However, my opinion is that this is a good thing, and sluts should be proud of their sluttitude. For easy women are God's true gift to mankind.

CultureVulture: How old was the daughter? Article didn't say. Looks like time to get her own place.

THIS.

"Your own place" is the ultimate cure for parental cock-blocking. Ideally it should be far enough away from your parents' home that it discourages casual visits. And, in the name of all that is holy, DO NOT give them a key.

clyph: "Your own place" is the ultimate cure for parental cock-blocking. Ideally it should be far enough away from your parents' home that it discourages casual visits. And, in the name of all that is holy, DO NOT give them a key.

Why the hell would anyone give his parents the key to his house?

Perhaps you're much chummier with the 'rents than I, but I spent half my childhood confronted with the refrain, "Well, when you get your own house..." or "As long as you're living under our roof..." whenever I complained about the regimen. It was fair enough. But when I finally got a place of my own I didn't even think of inviting them over to pontificate on my lifestyle. They had their own yard to bark in. Come to think of it, the main reason that motivated me to get my first house was the desire to have a place where I didn't have to listen to anyone's shiat. What kind of whipped dog moves out, finds his own home, and turns around and invites someone to come tell him how to live all over again on his own turf?

Yeah, I know -- A married guy. Har, har, har. But seriously, do people do that?

If I were pettier I would have relished a parental visit just for the opportunity to whip an "Under my roof" diatribe on the folks, just to see the look on their faces. As it happened I was happy enough to enjoy simple dignities that were novel luxuries to me then and that now I have to remind myself not to take for granted. Have you ever stopped to think what a fine thing it is to lock the door behind you and not worry about anyone barging in after, to keep whatever you want, to put it where you please, to eat, sleep, wash, come and go at the hour of your choosing? I owe it to my upbringing that even now I can appreciate these things when I recall the time when I wasn't entitled to them. What kind of miserable shadow of a human being gives them up??

Why yes, yes you are a whore. You already have an illegitimate child, then go out for days on end farking random guys, sorry you're a whore. Hit yourself with a syringe full of cyanide, do the world a favor.

ShannonKW: clyph: "Your own place" is the ultimate cure for parental cock-blocking. Ideally it should be far enough away from your parents' home that it discourages casual visits. And, in the name of all that is holy, DO NOT give them a key.

Why the hell would anyone give his parents the key to his house?



Oh, maybe those people that have a good relationship with their parents? I gave a key to my parents. No particular reason other than I had no one else to keep a spare key if I got locked out. My folks don't sneak into my house to berate me for not properly folding laundry. Maybe you need to grow the fark up and realize people are different than you are. Some of them actually care about each other.

Calling law enforcement, because your child hit you? The police would have had to make my childhood home their station my dad and I beat the daylights out of each other. We hated each other, but now we are good friends.

This is kinda like that time I told my whore baby "I'm not a kinda!" and hit her with a powder bottled mom.

abfalter: I'm guessing she is NOT a whore; probably doesn't charge a dime.

What's the over-under on her boyfriends being unemployed losers?

I need a pic of a whore so I know what she's not. Please. Whore pics. I may not fap to them. It wouldn't be semenly.