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(Reuters)   GOP to Palin: Sit down and STFU   (in.reuters.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, GOP, Sarah Palin, Republican, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Republican convention, community organizer, Governor of South Carolina, John McCain  
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2012-08-13 01:19:23 AM  
I like how she frames this as her decision. Like she voluntarily opts to not be an attention whore for once.
 
2012-08-13 01:23:18 AM  
I'm for this, but only because it will give Romney more airtime. I don't want to take even a minute away from that walking gaffe machine.
 
2012-08-13 01:24:19 AM  
Also: anyone want to take a stab at translating this from the original Palinese? I have a fair idea, but I want a second opinion.

"Everything I said at the 2008 convention about then-candidate (Barack) Obama still stands today, and in fact the predictions made about the very unqualified and inexperienced community organizer's plans to 'fundamentally transform' our country are unfortunately coming true," Palin said.
 
2012-08-13 01:47:58 AM  

Chariset: Also: anyone want to take a stab at translating this from the original Palinese? I have a fair idea, but I want a second opinion.

"Everything I said at the 2008 convention about then-candidate (Barack) Obama still stands today, and in fact the predictions made about the very unqualified and inexperienced community organizer's plans to 'fundamentally transform' our country are unfortunately coming true," Palin said.


Translation: Didja notice he's still black?
 
2012-08-13 02:07:20 AM  
Hmm... Rush, Hannity, Levin, Medved, M. Reagan, D. Miller, Coulter, Malkin, and Kudlow aren't speaking either.

Coincidence?


/Now go buy my book
 
2012-08-13 02:32:10 AM  
Invest in bon bons and chocolate eclairs, because she's going to be scarfing them down all week during the convention
 
2012-08-13 03:41:19 AM  
Dunning, meet Kruger.
 
2012-08-13 03:54:49 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.google.com

"That was so gracious of her! She really is high class!"
 
2012-08-13 07:11:17 AM  
That's retarded!
 
2012-08-13 07:26:15 AM  
If you scour the cheesy souvenir stands at the RNC I bet you her merchandise still outsells everyone else's - the middle-aged white guys still want to fap to her and the middle-aged women still think she's just, well, the bestest hawkey mawm and good Christian ever, you betcha!
 
2012-08-13 07:40:16 AM  
Wow, a good old Sarah Palin hate thread. I don't think we've had one of these in a while. It used to be that at least 2 a day were required.
 
2012-08-13 08:13:36 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 194x260]

"That was so gracious of her! She really is high class!"


YAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

*leaps out of seat*
 
2012-08-13 08:45:48 AM  

"Everything I said at the 2008 convention about then-candidate (Barack) Obama still stands today, and in fact the predictions made about the very unqualified and inexperienced community organizer's plans to 'fundamentally transform' our country are unfortunately coming true," Palin said.


Wait, Obama has been successful in fundamentally transforming America? I was told he was a complete failure!
 
2012-08-13 08:49:05 AM  

BillCo: Wow, a good old Sarah Palin hate thread. I don't think we've had one of these in a while. It used to be that at least 2 a day were required.


Yeah.

Next up, the Three Stooges "hate thread," followed by the Tom & Jerry "hate thread," and finally, the "Seinfeld" hate thread.

Because hate.
 
2012-08-13 08:55:38 AM  
The retarded things that come out of that woman...
 
2012-08-13 09:28:10 AM  

BillCo: Wow, a good old Sarah Palin hate thread. I don't think we've had one of these in a while. It used to be that at least 2 a day were required.


Looks like we're not the only ones who hate her!
 
2012-08-13 09:37:22 AM  

BillCo: Wow, a good old Sarah Palin hate thread. I don't think we've had one of these in a while. It used to be that at least 2 a day were required.


Do you need a hanky?
 
2012-08-13 09:38:00 AM  
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2012-08-13 09:45:42 AM  

Mugato: BillCo: Wow, a good old Sarah Palin hate thread. I don't think we've had one of these in a while. It used to be that at least 2 a day were required.

Do you need a hanky?


No need. The tears wash away the jizz.
 
2012-08-13 10:19:59 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 194x260]

"That was so gracious of her! She really is high class!"


That is so disturbing. Boob-eyes?
 
2012-08-13 10:29:42 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 194x260]

"That was so gracious of her! She really is high class!"


I want to see two female abortion doctors wearing that shirt making out in a Chick-Fil-A.
 
2012-08-13 10:52:00 AM  
GOP to Palin: Sit down and STFU

Yeah, right. If only.
 
2012-08-13 10:52:36 AM  
GOP to Palin: Sit down and STFU

Yeah, right. We should all be so lucky.
 
2012-08-13 10:52:55 AM  
Nobody puts Tardy in a corner.
 
2012-08-13 10:53:06 AM  
That statement was surprisingly not-fully retarded of her. She hire a new writer?

Kinda curious on how her fans or the freepers will handle this. Also, will she even be AT the convention? I mean, will they even let her in the building?
 
2012-08-13 10:53:08 AM  

Chariset: Also: anyone want to take a stab at translating this from the original Palinese? I have a fair idea, but I want a second opinion.

"Everything I said at the 2008 convention about then-candidate (Barack) Obama still stands today, and in fact the predictions made about the very unqualified and inexperienced community organizer's plans to 'fundamentally transform' our country are unfortunately coming true," Palin said.


It made my eyes hurt.
 
2012-08-13 10:53:21 AM  
oh she'll be speaking alright, when RONPAUL takes over the RNC and becomes the official presidential candidate and selects Palin as his running mate
 
2012-08-13 10:54:12 AM  

BillCo: Wow, a good old Sarah Palin hate thread. I don't think we've had one of these in a while. It used to be that at least 2 a day were required.


It's a little late, but she's still not gonna sleep with you.
 
2012-08-13 10:56:29 AM  
I'll eat tacos the week of the RNC in remembrance.
 
2012-08-13 10:56:31 AM  
She wants to focus on her husband's military service.

sarahpalininformation.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-13 10:57:49 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: She wants to focus on her husband's military service.

[sarahpalininformation.files.wordpress.com image 510x675]


Dubya. Tea. Eff.
 
2012-08-13 10:58:07 AM  

blackhalo: Wait, Obama has been successful in fundamentally transforming America? I was told he was a complete failure!


He's also an empty suit, a tire-iron-wielding Chicago thug, a pansy-ass arugula-chomping Harvard elitist, the socialest socialist that ever socialisted, a Commie-loving son of Joseph Stalin, history's greatest monster, and an ineffectual boy toy bossed around by Moochelle's gorilla-like biceps.
 
2012-08-13 10:58:28 AM  
She's so cute when she reads from a scripted statement.
 
2012-08-13 10:58:46 AM  
So she'll be reduced to sniping from the sidelines. I wonder how she'll adjust to that role.
 
2012-08-13 10:59:09 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: She wants to focus on her husband's military service.


I wonder if any of the actual soldiers who were on that show knew about Todd Palin's secessionist background.
 
2012-08-13 10:59:34 AM  

BillCo: Wow, a good old Sarah Palin hate thread. I don't think we've had one of these in a while. It used to be that at least 2 a day were required.


Thanks for stopping by this thread. We all look forward to seeing you in the next one when you single post then saunter off.
 
2012-08-13 10:59:53 AM  

theorellior: blackhalo: Wait, Obama has been successful in fundamentally transforming America? I was told he was a complete failure!

He's also an empty suit, a tire-iron-wielding Chicago thug, a pansy-ass arugula-chomping Harvard elitist, the socialest socialist that ever socialisted, a Commie-loving son of Joseph Stalin, history's greatest monster, and an ineffectual boy toy bossed around by Moochelle's gorilla-like biceps.


And, he's blah.

And a government nig.... -otiator!!!
 
2012-08-13 11:00:05 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: She wants to focus on her husband's military service.

[sarahpalininformation.files.wordpress.com image 510x675]


The hell. That's photoshopped, right. I mean, come on.
 
2012-08-13 11:00:16 AM  
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2012-08-13 11:03:09 AM  
At least he stuck around for the full term.
 
2012-08-13 11:03:24 AM  
So much so that she'll continue to provide prime-time analysis from the Fox News Studio to the entire nation, recieving more airtime and attention than if she were a speaker at the convention
 
2012-08-13 11:03:43 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: The hell. That's photoshopped, right. I mean, come on.


It's also hilarious. It looks like the photographer told each one of the participants, "C'MON, SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!!!!" The three on the right side are especially goofy.
 
2012-08-13 11:03:46 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: She wants to focus on her husband's military service.

[sarahpalininformation.files.wordpress.com image 510x675]


I only recognize one name on that entire thing and I only know him because he knocked up an Alaskan skank. Jesus it is time for a flood.
 
2012-08-13 11:04:05 AM  
why is this faux-folksy fraud of failed fungible still receiving attention 4 years after she is considered relevant?
 
2012-08-13 11:04:20 AM  
Too bad. She could have worn this get-up to her speech:
wonkette.com
 
2012-08-13 11:05:20 AM  

OneTimed: why is this faux-folksy fraud of failed fungible still receiving attention 4 years after she is considered relevant?


Old guys like boobs.
 
2012-08-13 11:05:46 AM  

sprawl15: [img138.imageshack.us image 800x533]


I don't understand -- why are we bringing mitch into this?
 
2012-08-13 11:06:10 AM  

OneTimed: why is this faux-folksy fraud of failed fungible still receiving attention 4 years after she is considered relevant?


supercilious verbiage.jpg
 
2012-08-13 11:06:54 AM  

Chariset: Also: anyone want to take a stab at translating this from the original Palinese? I have a fair idea, but I want a second opinion.

"Everything I said at the 2008 convention about then-candidate (Barack) Obama still stands today, and in fact the predictions made about the very unqualified and inexperienced community organizer's plans to 'fundamentally transform' our country are unfortunately coming true," Palin said.


Well, it's probably impossible to directly translate it from 'Merican to English, but...

"unqualified" is a reference to affirmative action, the only reason Zer0bama has ever accomplished anything. Because he's black, you know.

"community organizer" = corrupt Chicago politickin' socialist. Because only a Commie would try to organize poor people to vote for their self interest (see also, ACORN)

"fundamentally transform our country" = making America a Sharia dictatorship, instead of the Christian theocracy that the Founders intended
 
2012-08-13 11:07:30 AM  

OneTimed: why is this faux-folksy fraud of failed fungible still receiving attention 4 years after she is considered relevant?


m2.mattters.com

You've got to remember that Palin supporters are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West...
 
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