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(Orlando Sentinel)   Mitt Romney is too tired to make his Orlando campaign stop. Those theme parks do take a lot out of you   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 9
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2012-08-13 09:51:39 AM  
5 votes:

Toots de la Footsjelly: Florida is full of Seniors. Why campaign in front of all those people who will be euthanized anyway?


"Yeh hear that, Mabel? Romney's gonna youth-in-ize us! Who needs healthcare now! We's gonna be young agin!"
2012-08-13 09:30:22 AM  
4 votes:
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2012-08-13 09:30:12 AM  
3 votes:
Oh my. So how will he handle a 3am phone call?
2012-08-13 09:55:50 AM  
2 votes:

fracto: Wyalt Derp: Oh my. So how will he handle a 3am phone call?


With the minimum effort required by law. I don't think he is legally required to answer it. His people can check the voice mail in the morning.


To use anything more than the minimum effort would disqualify him to be President.
2012-08-13 09:30:19 AM  
2 votes:
Mittens would have the butler take the 3am calls.
2012-08-13 03:41:01 PM  
1 votes:

NeverDrunk23: coco ebert: I'm calling fake excuse. My guess is that immediately on the heels of a Ryan pick he doesn't want to deal with Medicare-related questions from a press corps looking to take advantage of his presence in a state like Florida.

So, he finally makes a decision and then runs away?


Brave Sir Romney ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Romney turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Romney!
2012-08-13 10:37:39 AM  
1 votes:
Romney doesn't actually go to theme parks, but he does have friends who own them.
2012-08-13 09:54:28 AM  
1 votes:

Wyalt Derp: Oh my. So how will he handle a 3am phone call?



With the minimum effort required by law. I don't think he is legally required to answer it. His people can check the voice mail in the morning.
2012-08-13 09:31:04 AM  
1 votes:
Romney's hands are probably so smooth...
 
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