He should have been suspicious when she insisted on registering for steak knives and no other silverware.

They don't call em "Bridezillas" for nothing.

Umm anyone want to purchase an unused "One Free Stabbing" voucher? My friend seems to have one he doesn't need anymore.

loveblondieo: Na Cola Darcel Franklin

Is that even a name?

It's pronounced "Sodium Cola Duracell Franklin."

When asked if she understood the homicide charge, Franklin wept and choked out the words one at a time.

"I ... did ... not ... kill ... him ... on ... purpose," she said, according to the newspaper.

I'm sure that made it all better now... Even better, that's a confession in the eyes of the court, to which her lawyer (even the court appointed one we know she'll have) will see and go "What the fark lady?"...

Still, I have to have some pity for her... She'll have to deal with the fact some idiots will hear this and ask "So that means she's available, right?"...

feckingmorons: I am waiting for a picture, I bet she has the crazy eyes.

I'm guessing she looks like a Victoria's Secret Model. But without all the annoying lingerie.

slayer199: Isn't it ironic...don't ya think? A little too ironic

I guess irony can be pretty ironic at times, eh?

I thought a wedding night involves the groom stabbing into the bride's gash?

This proves that old adage that: "The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach". Ya just have to shove the knife up and to the right about 4 inches.

FTFA:"I ... did ... not ... kill ... him ... on ... purpose," she said, according to the newspaper.

Wow, I'm going to guess she was up there without a lawyer, and if she was then there is a public defender who needs to be fired.

Arcturus72: "I ... did ... not ... kill ... him ... on ... purpose," she said, according to the newspaper.

I'm sure that made it all better now...

In her defense, who ever heard of someone dying from being repeatedly stabbed in the heart with a knife? That's just crazy!

Sometimes you give what you can. dnrtfa

Gunther: In her defense, who ever heard of someone dying from being repeatedly stabbed in the heart with a knife? That's just crazy!

See why I don't get married?

Madea goes to jail...

Mentalenemasquad: Madea goes to jail...

i am betting when we see the mugshot you likely won't be too far off.

CreamFilling: loveblondieo: Na Cola Darcel Franklin

Is that even a name?

It's pronounced "Sodium Cola Duracell Franklin."

Mentalenemasquad: Madea goes to jail...



Funky Cole Madina?

I feel bad for her. I hope they use extra water on her cranial sponge.

Don't push your beliefs on to me, subby.

a CD of the very best of Genesis??

See? It really IS bad luck to see your future bride right before the wedding!

This is what you get for a daughter when you give her a made up whack-assed name at birf.

vudukungfu: This is what you get for a daughter when you give her a made up whack-assed name at birf.

now if her name was Punky they'd be like 2 peas in a pod

I almost rented in that Apartment Complex. It's advertised as "Luxury" but if you see pics from our local rag it can only be considered "luxury" under HUD section 8. "I didn't kill him on purpose" came out of her mouth. Yeah... crazy biatch only meant to scare him on their wedding day by repeated stabbing. If she was looking for insurance money she definitely did it wrong.

At her arraignment by video from jail Saturday, Franklin - apparently unable to grasp that he was dead - pleaded to the judge, "You got to check again!" according to the Morning Call newspaper in Allentown.

Wow, cuckoo. Sounds like the guy dodged a bul--oh wait.

cryinoutloud: At her arraignment by video from jail Saturday, Franklin - apparently unable to grasp that he was dead - pleaded to the judge, "You got to check again!" according to the Morning Call newspaper in Allentown.

Wow, cuckoo. Sounds like the guy dodged a bul--oh wait.

As long as he did it before being stabbed repeatedly, bullet-dodging could have been in this mix. It was a possibility.

Pribar: If my ex had stabbed me before our wedding I would have been grateful


/being stabbed is nothing compared to what the biatch did to me later

....and the voices of tens of thousands of men cried out "Daymn straight!"

Something like this happened to an old friend of mine before he got hitched.

It's 2 days before the vows at city hall, and we hadn't had a chance to take the groom out for his bachelor party, so we grabbed him & all the friends we could find on short notice (a grand total of 5 of us, including the groom). Took him out to a strip club in Quebec, got him some lap dances, lots of drinks, etc - the usual bachelor party.

So we dragged his ass home at about 4AM. We're barely out of the cab with him, when the wife-to-be comes flying out the door with a decent sized butcher's knife. She's ranting & raving, and waving the knife around in a complete frenzy, and not making any sense. The groom sees an opening and makes a grab for the knife, but in the pandemonium, she tries to take it back - severing the tendons in the fingers of his left hand and cutting down to the bone.

So now we have a drunk, dazed, and bloody groom to be on his way to the hospital in an ambulance & an out-of-control wife-to-be, still screaming, on her way to jail in the back of a cruiser.

/damn fool married her with his hand wrapped in bandages & fingers in splints
//wanna guess how long that marriage lasted?

Rik01: I keep reading and hearing about these women from certain sections of society who get all stabby and think nothing of it.

Though some sections do seem to be trying to capture the top spot, it isn't just 'certain sections'. Those crazy eyes are found across ALL demographics. Trust me, the crazy runs deep in all types of women.

Once even had a spoiled little trust fund heiress brat chase me around the kitchen table with a Bowie knife. Funny thing was it didn't actually bother me much at the time as I assumed she had a good reason for it (which she could have had, seeing as how I was sleeping with her younger, cuter sister). But she hadn't figured that one out yet. It wasn't until I realized she was just having yet another random violent episode and had forgotten entirely why she was even upset five minutes later that I realized there was an issue.

/When you have to attempt to work out what -TYPE- of homicidal rampage is happening that day, and if it will blow over soon or not, its time to leave no matter how kinky and hot the girl.

//Dated too many like that when young and stupid, because they were ALWAYS hot and kinky.

Ooba Tooba: Na cola stabola aorta

We've got a winner, folks.

i'm guessing she's black

Look on the bright side, now he'll never come to Fark biatching and moaning about his psycho ex-wife ruining him during their divorce. If only so many really bad decisions had this kind of instant karma, the world would be better off and the gene pool much cleaner.

Ooba Tooba: Na cola stabola aorta

How much easier would my life have been if I had done that?
I would be getting out this week.

Na Cola.

No wonder she blew up.

Ooba Tooba: You guys are too kind, really. And Opera man was perfect for that:)

I think it may also be the first actual picture of Sodium Cola Duracell Franklin in this thread, for that matter.

Not exactly "crazy-eyed" (as everyone upthread was apparently predicting), actually it bears a striking resemblance to one of those tight shots they give you od some miserable kid in those Save the Children commercials.

Go figure.