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(WXYZ Detroit)   That's what you get for leaving your father in your car while you do your shopping   (wxyz.com) divider line 20
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2012-08-13 02:29:46 AM
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2012-08-13 02:30:57 AM
This Coffee is GREAT!!
 
2012-08-13 02:34:43 AM
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Do you know the secret to a really good hamburger?
 
2012-08-13 02:38:14 AM
The pool of people who would intentionally steal a malaisemobile is pretty small, so it shouldn't be too hard to find it. '70s land yachts tend to stand out nowadays.
 
2012-08-13 02:42:00 AM
Isn't there a Fark party going on right near there?
 
2012-08-13 02:45:47 AM
Such a...unique color scheme leads me to believe that an opportunistic pimp is the culprit.
 
2012-08-13 02:47:06 AM
Five bucks says whoever stole the car later tried to snort the contents of the "vase" in the trunk. Or dumped them down a storm drain before trying to pawn it.

/or both
 
2012-08-13 03:02:26 AM
Conway describes the car's exterior as having three shades of green. The interior is lime green crushed velvet.

1979 Electra 225? That's hardly classic......there should be several of those in Detroit alone (in that exact color combo).
 
2012-08-13 03:09:51 AM
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The car is similar to the one pictured above, but Conway describes the car's exterior as having three shades of green. The interior is lime green crushed velvet. Anyone with information should contact police.

Also, there's an urn in back. With papers... important business papers...
 
2012-08-13 03:14:31 AM
Lime green crushed velvet? Somebody's ride was pimped/
 
2012-08-13 04:05:40 AM
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Buick to scrap-yard.
 
2012-08-13 05:44:44 AM
Lime green? That fuglymobile has already been chopped for parts.
 
2012-08-13 05:54:28 AM

AbbeySomeone: Lime green crushed velvet? Somebody's ride was pimped/


Nah, standard equipment.

\Had one (black) in the mid 1980's
\\Yeah, worth 3X as much in parts as whole.
 
2012-08-13 06:42:18 AM

Lukeonia1: Five bucks says whoever stole the car later tried to snort the contents of the "vase" in the trunk. Or dumped them down a storm drain before trying to pawn it.

/or both


Sadly this
 
2012-08-13 07:17:15 AM
A soldier who was killed in Afghanistan, ashes in an urn were stolen out of a car in Livonia, Michigan last week.
 
2012-08-13 07:58:56 AM
The interior is lime green crushed velvet. Anyone with information should contact police.

Yeah. The fashion police.
 
2012-08-13 09:33:19 AM
Royal Oak?

Isn't there a FARK-up happening/happened there recently?

Subby? Did you steal those ashes to get a greenlight yourself?
 
2012-08-13 11:34:33 AM
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Deuce and a quarter baby.
 
2012-08-13 11:57:10 AM
Never take your valuable classic car to the Dream Cruise. Too many idiots out there, not watching where they are driving...rubbernecking at the cars. People touching your car without asking. The past few years, there have been a few cars stolen during the Dream Cruise.

Just stay home. If you must go to the DC, lock your car and keep your windows up. Also, watch your wallets and purses.
 
2012-08-13 12:23:50 PM
nah, it has been turned into one of those hi rise monstrosities with the massive wheels that cost more than a good size plot of land, has probably been repainted in some eye-twisting flip-flop metallic hues.

too bad about the ashes, though. It is so unreasonable of the car's owner to expect it to be out there after he left it unattended. He totally deserved it.

/sarcasm off
 
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