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2012-08-12 10:26:54 PM  
5 votes:
My favorite part of the Olympics: Olympic Kitty Ribbon Jump
i79.photobucket.com
2012-08-12 08:18:05 PM  
5 votes:
Sadly, no, they did not stamp out the Olympic flame with a giant foot.
2012-08-12 08:17:05 PM  
4 votes:
George Michael is supposed to perform if they can get get him out of the bathroom.
2012-08-12 09:27:45 PM  
3 votes:
I don't believe that craft is seaworthy
2012-08-13 12:19:45 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-12 11:18:11 PM  
2 votes:
Does anyone remember laughter?
2012-08-12 10:56:32 PM  
2 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm
The 2016 #Olympics in Rio are actually taking place next week - NBC will just tape-delay them for four years.
2012-08-12 10:51:59 PM  
2 votes:

paj: BBC sez - These billboards are of iconic British models including Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Lily Donaldson, Stella Tennant, Karen Elson, Lily Cole, Georgia May Jaggar, Jourdan Dunn, David Gandy. The models wear Alexander McQueen, Vivienne Westwood, Christopher Kane, Burberry, Erdem, Victoria Beckham, Jonathan Saunders, Stephen Jones (headwear) and Paul Smith.


The CTV feed earlier had one of the commentators say "Folks, as a sports commentator, I never thought I'd say this, but here we go... the models are wearing the following designers..." then the above, followed by "Sorry, hockey fans." Awesome.
2012-08-12 10:51:15 PM  
2 votes:
www.groovedrummer.com

I still want Bonzo to come out and put out every individual flame, whack-a-mole style.
2012-08-12 10:39:07 PM  
2 votes:

Joe_diGriz: Rio's ceremonies are going to be most insane thing ever.


Oh it's gonna be fantastic.

24.media.tumblr.com

If whatever those things are don't make an appearance, I'll be quite upset.
2012-08-12 10:32:02 PM  
2 votes:
In my opinion, the Queen is going to come out next carrying a turkey vulture by the neck, and she will then repeatedly punch it in the face and call it a "whinging twat". Then she will drop-kick it all the way up into the audience, at which point the corpses of Sid and Nancy Vicious will dig their way out of the ground and give her a caramel apple and eight DVD copies of the movie "Hope Floats".
2012-08-12 10:17:21 PM  
2 votes:

geom_00: Jessie J...she needs to call me.


maybe
2012-08-12 10:15:31 PM  
2 votes:
Oh hey, she got rid of the rash and grew scales instead - OH GOD WHY
2012-08-12 10:00:13 PM  
2 votes:
"This is the comedic part of the show."

OMG I COULD NOT HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT WITHOUT YOU RYAN SEACREST
2012-08-12 09:58:22 PM  
2 votes:

optikeye: Hey, It's better than Atlanta's.


I forget what they did... Wasn't it just two hours of Charlie Daniels pleasuring Paula Deen with a stick of butter? And then some angry cracker set off a bomb?

Stay classy, ATL.
2012-08-12 09:38:24 PM  
2 votes:
*breaks glass on emergency glow stick*
2012-08-12 09:34:43 PM  
2 votes:
Oh jesus christ.

STOP IT RIGHT NOW, RUSSELL BRAND.
2012-08-12 09:33:55 PM  
2 votes:
Russel Brand? What the fark? Unless he dies in a lava accident, I hate this.
2012-08-12 09:11:59 PM  
2 votes:

Mrtraveler01: tuffsnake: geom_00: WHAM! I HATE YOU...ALL because of Last Christmas!!

Did you give them your heart last Christmas?

Yeah, but then they gave it away.


This year, to save yourself from tears you should give it to someone special
2012-08-12 09:10:40 PM  
2 votes:
Seacrest's inane ramblings reminds me of the Grim Reaper scene from Meaning of Life:

Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.
2012-08-12 09:09:23 PM  
2 votes:

Practical_Draconian: We'd be arguing dick sizes in the open.


Now wouldn't that be a hell of a Fark tab
2012-08-12 09:08:26 PM  
2 votes:

Quintessential_Cynic: Queen....John Lennon....George Michael?


Well, they wanted Gary Glitter, but he was busy.
2012-08-12 08:58:14 PM  
2 votes:

texdent: What's with the light bulb hat people?


TARDIS cosplayers.
2012-08-12 08:40:28 PM  
2 votes:
What is this? Rent, or Stomp, or Clomp? Or some piece of crap....
2012-08-12 08:37:54 PM  
2 votes:
OM MAGOODNES ONE DIRECTION! SWOONIES!
2012-08-12 08:37:13 PM  
2 votes:
Aaaaand muting the Simon Cowell Pedophile Experience.
2012-08-12 08:33:17 PM  
2 votes:

Pontious Pilates: Pretty weaksauce closing ceremonies so far. Nothing will ever top the Canadagasm in Vancouver two years ago. Giant inflatable beavers, Katherine O'Hara. They had it all, and it was so deliciously cheesy.


And to top it all off, they had Nickleback play in an attempt to drive the foreigners out of the country.

Or at least that's what I thought the reason was.
2012-08-12 08:31:50 PM  
2 votes:
Pretty weaksauce closing ceremonies so far. Nothing will ever top the Canadagasm in Vancouver two years ago. Giant inflatable beavers, Katherine O'Hara. They had it all, and it was so deliciously cheesy.
2012-08-12 08:24:53 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: SEPHIROTH KILLS DUMBLEDORE!


Thus completing the great circle of life.

/Alls I'll say is, the best part of the Closing Ceremonies doesn't have NEARLY enough vocal justice done to it
//Fark you, Jessie J
2012-08-12 08:17:04 PM  
2 votes:
Spoiler alert! They resurrect John Bohnman, who extinguishes each individual flame of the Olympic torch, whack-a-mole style!

www.groovedrummer.com
2012-08-13 01:41:49 AM  
1 votes:

TheSneakerWhore: Where tha white wimmen at?


Britain. They so white they translucent
2012-08-13 01:18:44 AM  
1 votes:
drawception.com
2012-08-13 12:43:20 AM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Does anyone remember laughter?


There's a lady who knows
2012-08-13 12:42:51 AM  
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Did anyone see this? I mean normally I take the Daily Fail with a grain of salt. But really?


Holy crap.

Yesterday, I heard some republican noise machinist (on FOX of course) complaining that the crowds should have been chanting USA! USA! during every event.

At least the British patriotism was kind of cool, as opposed to the United States, where we feel the need to prove that we're the loudest, overbearing, drunken hillbillies at every function we attend.
2012-08-13 12:10:42 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-13 12:09:15 AM  
1 votes:

LadyBelgara: Gosling: So we get The Who now, finally?

Yep. About damn time, and at least the commentators shut the fark up.

I love Tommy so damn much.


I'm actually shocked bob costas wasn't giving us some irrelevant crap regarding the who or their songs while they were playing, and drowning them out with his surprisingly loud blandness.
2012-08-12 11:51:15 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-12 11:34:40 PM  
1 votes:

LadyBelgara: ...so the news in Detroit just described a wrestler's win as "landing on top". Is that what they call it now?


Did he stick the landing?
2012-08-12 11:29:01 PM  
1 votes:
Holy crap, this is the greatest swerve ever. I'm half expecting NBC to tell us that Mick Foley wins the title on ESPN because that'd put butts in the seats.
2012-08-12 11:27:04 PM  
1 votes:

tlchwi02: after watching that show for the first 2 commercials breaks, i can not imagine a world where laughter is possible. i have switched to some celtic womans group on PBS who are singing of the sadness of the irish famines. and yet, it still lightens my heart more than animal practice.


I hope you don't mind, but I reposted this on NBC Olympics' Facebook page.
2012-08-12 11:20:40 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Does anyone remember laughter?


after watching that show for the first 2 commercials breaks, i can not imagine a world where laughter is possible. i have switched to some celtic womans group on PBS who are singing of the sadness of the irish famines. and yet, it still lightens my heart more than animal practice.
2012-08-12 11:14:40 PM  
1 votes:
I am soooo glad that I actually streamed it earlier. I KNEW that NBC was gonna fark it up and bend us all over and make us all take unwanted buttseks.
2012-08-12 11:12:50 PM  
1 votes:
I clearly did not take the proper drugs or dosages of said drugs to have watched the closing ceremonies.
paj
2012-08-12 11:11:23 PM  
1 votes:

star_topology: paj: The chick in the red on Animal Practice is hawt.

You're not helping.


I'm helping myself..
2012-08-12 11:10:44 PM  
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: texdent: Chick in blue dress looks familiar.

Hong Kong. New Years Eve party 2009.
You were pretty drunk.


She has a dick.
2012-08-12 11:09:56 PM  
1 votes:

paj: The chick in the red on Animal Practice is hawt.


You're not helping.
2012-08-12 11:09:39 PM  
1 votes:

texdent: Chick in blue dress looks familiar.


Hong Kong. New Years Eve party 2009.
You were pretty drunk.
2012-08-12 11:04:02 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, I get it. It's just like Children's Hospital. Just instead of having comedy it has animals.

fark you, NBC.
paj
2012-08-12 10:58:41 PM  
1 votes:
fark it, let's snark on Animal Practice in this thread now.
2012-08-12 10:53:55 PM  
1 votes:
*Launch the bombers now. They'll never suspect it. Let the Empire rise once again!*
2012-08-12 10:47:05 PM  
1 votes:

Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon: MattyBlast: Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon: Earguy: melewen: Earguy: melewen: shotglasss: LadyBelgara: IMDWalrus: I really hope NBC doesn't cut The Who.

They mentioned The Who was coming back, so we can hope they didn't mention it just to taunt us.

Who?

The band on the stage

Yes, who?

The group playing on stage

So, it's Guess Who, Yes?

No, Who's on the stage!

Look, when you pay the group on stage, who gets the money?

The Band.


No, that's not The Band. The Band is performing later on. Who's on stage.
2012-08-12 10:44:53 PM  
1 votes:
Thank you for visiting our great city.
Now go home!
2012-08-12 10:38:46 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't Sepultura from Brazil? Are we gonna get them do a cover of "Girl From Ipanema" next closing ceremonies?

'Cause that would rule.
2012-08-12 10:37:13 PM  
1 votes:
Where's the lady from Teleboobies?
2012-08-12 10:36:29 PM  
1 votes:

tudorgurl: Wait...what the hell am I watching right now? I'm confused.


No worries, Seacrest will be back soon.
2012-08-12 10:34:29 PM  
1 votes:

melewen: Will you PLEASE tell me the name of the band on the stage.

Who




THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT!!!!

bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com
2012-08-12 10:33:12 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Oh god a commercial for Joe Walsh...the politician...


As if this shiatty ceremony isn't making me all stabby as it is...
2012-08-12 10:32:08 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Oh god a commercial for Joe Walsh...the politician...


YOU LIE!
2012-08-12 10:32:03 PM  
1 votes:
Ohhhh... Black person with a broom in a prison jumpsuit tapdancing.
2012-08-12 10:28:28 PM  
1 votes:
No Duran Duran...RIO?
2012-08-12 10:27:25 PM  
1 votes:

themeaningoflifeisnot: I'm gonna get me a job as a condom wrangler for the Rio Olympics.


The new kid has to retrieve the used ones.
2012-08-12 10:21:27 PM  
1 votes:
I assume they've got some sort of fan thingy there to blow the flags?
2012-08-12 10:21:16 PM  
1 votes:
I must say, I can't actually remember any other Closing Ceremony, bar that Beijing had more "10,000 robots drumming" and then the awkward bus handover to London.

Has London made it now expected to end and Olympics on a massive concert?
2012-08-12 10:21:07 PM  
1 votes:
Still no...

i799.photobucket.com
2012-08-12 10:19:49 PM  
1 votes:
Watching this makes me glad Chicago did not get 2016. How bad would that have been?

we could have gotten jim belushi on a harmonica. that would have been great

/from chicago
//would have gone to some events
///would not have rented my house
2012-08-12 10:16:24 PM  
1 votes:
I'd rather see Eric Idle to this than her.
2012-08-12 10:16:22 PM  
1 votes:
Why is Christina Aguilera ruining Queen. What the hell.
2012-08-12 10:15:53 PM  
1 votes:
I bet The Ramones would have done it better...
2012-08-12 10:10:01 PM  
1 votes:
They should have done the Eric Idle bit as the very last thing with a giant inflatable foot coming down on top of the stage to end it all.

No Olympics in the future would ever top that....
2012-08-12 10:09:45 PM  
1 votes:

make me some tea: They didn't bleep that out on the BBC. I guess Americans aren't ready for adulthood.

It's after 10pm, that would've been just fine with the FCC too.


Actually, I've noticed that just this year, the word "shiat" has become acceptable on NBC's sister network, USA. It reminds me of the year that NBC decided that "ass" was an okay word, and every show (especially Friends) used it a lot.

I bet we'll hear "shiat" on NBC in the next few years. Why not? We've seen it all week.
2012-08-12 10:06:11 PM  
1 votes:
Nuns on roller blades > giant inflatable beavers.
2012-08-12 10:04:48 PM  
1 votes:
And now for something completely different.
2012-08-12 10:04:41 PM  
1 votes:
Why are muslims interrupting Eric Idle's song?
2012-08-12 10:03:49 PM  
1 votes:
missfearnley.files.wordpress.com
"Life's a piece of shiat, when you look at it..."
2012-08-12 10:03:48 PM  
1 votes:
I am Ryan Seacrest, Ruiner of Surprises.
2012-08-12 10:03:08 PM  
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Here's my hope - they close this ceremony with Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. Make it happen, Britain.


The six hour tape delay kills the AreYouAWizard-ness of this.
2012-08-12 10:03:00 PM  
1 votes:
This just ceased to suck. Oh my god.
2012-08-12 10:02:21 PM  
1 votes:
OH MY GOD SEACREST I AM GOING TO SLAP YOU SO HARD IN THE FACE. JUST LET THE COMEDY HAPPEN INSTEAD OF COMPLETELY RUINING THE JOKE 5 SECONDS BEFORE THEY JOKE.

And yay, the song!
2012-08-12 09:56:03 PM  
1 votes:
The farking 90's just threw up all over my tv.
2012-08-12 09:55:13 PM  
1 votes:

thecpt: Hi-C yah?


Ecto Cooler is plenty reason to be excited.
2012-08-12 09:54:40 PM  
1 votes:
But is not Oasis the greatest British band since the Beatles? Can we not vote on this?!
2012-08-12 09:53:15 PM  
1 votes:
And after tonight, most of them go back into quiet obscurity.
2012-08-12 09:52:57 PM  
1 votes:
This is like the worst Playlist ever....
2012-08-12 09:52:13 PM  
1 votes:
And a gif of Boris Johnson and David Cameron getting down to the Spice Girls
2012-08-12 09:52:11 PM  
1 votes:
Boris Johnson is drunk off his ass
2012-08-12 09:51:57 PM  
1 votes:
Boris Johnson with some moves.
2012-08-12 09:50:57 PM  
1 votes:
OK, kill me now. I don't hate this.
2012-08-12 09:50:47 PM  
1 votes:
Well, the Spice Girls actually look like they're having fun.

Except for Victoria Beckham. She isn't capable of having facial expressions any more.
2012-08-12 09:50:45 PM  
1 votes:
Somewhere my brother is squealing like a little girl over this.
2012-08-12 09:50:29 PM  
1 votes:
Calm down, Missy Franklin. Were you even alive when the Spice Girls were around the first time?
2012-08-12 09:50:28 PM  
1 votes:
Hey! It's that song from "Chicken Little!"
paj
2012-08-12 09:50:21 PM  
1 votes:
I'd smash Ginger Spice and Baby Spice's back doors in.
2012-08-12 09:50:05 PM  
1 votes:
Please let the brakes fail on a couple of those cars!
2012-08-12 09:49:12 PM  
1 votes:
They should do something original, like a tooth exam and the brush your teeth song.....
2012-08-12 09:49:09 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Wow, the Black Eyed Peas improved!


Dammit, I need to refresh more often! :-)
2012-08-12 09:46:01 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, the Black Eyed Peas improved!
2012-08-12 09:45:11 PM  
1 votes:

TheBaldOneMpls: I like that Fatboy Slim thinks he's contributing.


He brought the octopus. What else does he need to do?
2012-08-12 09:44:41 PM  
1 votes:
I like that Fatboy Slim thinks he's contributing.
2012-08-12 09:42:59 PM  
1 votes:
Well. This is happening.
2012-08-12 09:42:35 PM  
1 votes:

sarahthustra: she should probably have that rash looked at.


Earguy: This chick has the worst herpes I've ever seen.


Best. Simulpost. EVER.
2012-08-12 09:42:00 PM  
1 votes:
This chick has the worst herpes I've ever seen.
2012-08-12 09:42:00 PM  
1 votes:
she should probably have that rash looked at.
2012-08-12 09:40:42 PM  
1 votes:
biatch stole my outfit.
2012-08-12 09:39:55 PM  
1 votes:
Inflatable octopus gets to have a few beers after the show with the inflatable Vancouver beavers.
2012-08-12 09:38:47 PM  
1 votes:
Pardon me. I need some Ecstasy
2012-08-12 09:38:30 PM  
1 votes:
Aaaand again with the NBC saying "WTF is this I don't even wow weird stuff". THANKS FOR YOUR ENLIGHTENED COMMENT RYNO.
2012-08-12 09:38:29 PM  
1 votes:

FriarReb98: make me some tea: thing is, he's weird enough to pull this off, as much as I hate the guy

I don't hate him. I'm just pissed that he got Katy and not me.


splendidfred.files.wordpress.com
I'm not.
2012-08-12 09:37:19 PM  
1 votes:
HOLE-EE-HELL you whingey vags can rag about any damn thing can't you? WHAT was wrong with Russel there? I thought he was aces!
2012-08-12 09:33:42 PM  
1 votes:
Russel Brand YES!! AWESOME!!! nobody ever said
2012-08-12 09:31:05 PM  
1 votes:
Look another cover band.
2012-08-12 09:31:02 PM  
1 votes:
So, which one of these guys is Pink?
2012-08-12 09:30:29 PM  
1 votes:
The only way this abomination would vastly improve is if they would shift gears and do a five or ten minute sequence on the U.K. historical tradition of killing people and throwing their bodies in the bog.
2012-08-12 09:28:23 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Mr. Seacrest:

i.ytimg.com
2012-08-12 09:27:48 PM  
1 votes:
Grimm! My new favorite show next to Once Upon a Time
2012-08-12 09:26:28 PM  
1 votes:

Pontious Pilates: DamnYankees: WhyteRaven74: Practical_Draconian: Istanbul, Madrid or Tokyo.

Prolly Tokyo.

I disagree. They tend to rotate by region. From 1980 onwards its been:

Europe, North America, Asia, Europe, North America, Oceania, Europe, Asia, Europe, South America

I think North America will get it in 2020. Probably Chicago or New York, maybe Mexico City or Toronto.

Toronto is putting a bid together for 2024. And I read a Yahoo article recently that says some local politicians in Toronto are considering a joint bid with Niagara Falls/Buffalo, NY. As a native WNYer, i think that would be cool as shiat, for the first international games to be held across the world's longest friendly border. BUT, I can't imagine who among anyone involved would say "You know, Toronto made a good case for themselves in their last two bids, but you know what they're missing that would put them over the top? BUFFALO."


Well I worked damn hard on Buffalo's World University Games, so I know Buffalo has the expertise to run an Olympics.

/right after we get our NBA franchise back, win the Cup and the Super Bowl, and get that MLB team we were sooo close to landing
2012-08-12 09:24:41 PM  
1 votes:

Pontious Pilates: I think North America will get it in 2020. Probably Chicago or New York, maybe Mexico City or Toronto.

Toronto is putting a bid together for 2024. And I read a Yahoo article recently that says some local politicians in Toronto are considering a joint bid with Niagara Falls/Buffalo, NY. As a native WNYer, i think that would be cool as shiat, for the first international games to be held across the world's longest friendly border. BUT, I can't imagine who among anyone involved would say "You know, Toronto made a good case for themselves in their last two bids, but you know what they're missing that would put them over the top? BUFFALO."


WTF? Nothing against Buffalo, but that's a silly idea.
2012-08-12 09:20:35 PM  
1 votes:
America fatty fap team activate!
2012-08-12 09:20:25 PM  
1 votes:
Great Britain: we can fit all 10 of our attractive ladies on one stage!
2012-08-12 09:12:17 PM  
1 votes:

Farksteron: Next on Fox: "Are the British Godless liberals that want to destroy you? No wonder they didnt like our hero Mitt"


s3.amazonaws.com
2012-08-12 09:10:40 PM  
1 votes:
I like the Amy Winehouse belt buckle
2012-08-12 09:10:28 PM  
1 votes:
So, if George Michael did that Jamaican sprinter's signature move, would the British tabloid headlines say,

wait for it .....

Michael Boltin'?
2012-08-12 09:08:52 PM  
1 votes:
No matter what this guy does, people in England seem to embrace him. Good for him, you drug-addled, park-restroom-BJ-giving guy.
2012-08-12 09:08:15 PM  
1 votes:

geom_00: WHAM! I HATE YOU...ALL because of Last Christmas!!


Did you give them your heart last Christmas?
2012-08-12 09:06:31 PM  
1 votes:
That giant puzzle piece Lennon face is CREEPY.
2012-08-12 09:04:18 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: Shuichi: Did Bob Costas sneakily mention all the sex in the Olympic Village?

14 condoms per athlete at the Olympic village. And I assume Gabby Douglas didn't use any, leaving more for others.


img.weburbanist.com
2012-08-12 09:03:12 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Mrtraveler01: Nah, they'll just show Sugarloaf Mountain and Christ the Redeemer a million times like they do in all the tourism ads for Brazil.

Yep. And pretend like the favelas don't exist. And Brazilians have such lovely attitudes those who live in the favelas.....


Reminds me of this:

Marge: What a charming neighborhood!
Lisa: Mom, these are slums. The government just painted them bright colors so the tourists wouldn't be offended.
Marge: Works for me.
2012-08-12 08:59:30 PM  
1 votes:
NOW KISS!!!!
2012-08-12 08:50:55 PM  
1 votes:
Costas: Countless friendships made across several geographic borders. And for some, more than friendships.

Oh Bob.
2012-08-12 08:49:37 PM  
1 votes:

geom_00: DamnYankees: Three and a half years until the next summer Olympics. Rio better bring it. I have no idea what to expect from them.

Tits, Strippers, and Blow.


"Me take you to donkey show! You like donkey show!"
2012-08-12 08:48:14 PM  
1 votes:
The real question is. Is Makayla impressed?
2012-08-12 08:48:12 PM  
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Three and a half years until the next summer Olympics. Rio better bring it. I have no idea what to expect from them.


Tits, Strippers, and Blow.
2012-08-12 08:48:05 PM  
1 votes:

rhiannon: /don't know who Jessie J is
butt I am totally behind her


img837.imageshack.us
I see what you did there
2012-08-12 08:48:04 PM  
1 votes:

texdent: Makes you wonder who farked who at the Olympic village.


Seacrest and every male diver.
2012-08-12 08:47:46 PM  
1 votes:
Needs more Daleks .
mjg
2012-08-12 08:46:15 PM  
1 votes:
London Olympics = missionary
Rio de Janeiro Olympics = anal

/giggity
2012-08-12 08:46:13 PM  
1 votes:
Carbon fire? No wonder he runs so damned fast, he's trying to escape!
2012-08-12 08:44:13 PM  
1 votes:

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Still better than Vancouver. Worst Olympics ever.


Just because Toronto keeps losing every time it bids for the Olympics is no reason to be bitter.

/Honestly thinks Toronto's time will be soon
2012-08-12 08:44:01 PM  
1 votes:

melewen: The Bestest: "Have you heard of 'One Direction'?"

I'm work in an elementary/middle school, so yes, I have unfortunately heard of One Direction. Of course, I can't be too hard on them. Every generation has its boy band and mine was NKOTB...


1.bp.blogspot.com
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y...NIGHT!!!
2012-08-12 08:43:07 PM  
1 votes:
That great disturbance in the force is China rolling its billions of eyes in unison.
2012-08-12 08:41:48 PM  
1 votes:
Commercial!! DRINK!!
2012-08-12 08:41:42 PM  
1 votes:
I'm liking this part with the bees, and the way they're shooting out of those dogs' mouths.
2012-08-12 08:39:44 PM  
1 votes:
If the Clash come out and do London Calling, I will shiat my pants.
2012-08-12 08:37:53 PM  
1 votes:
Are frosted tips coming back?
2012-08-12 08:35:38 PM  
1 votes:
Ok. This is where I tuned in for two minutes.

Bicyclists are wearing traffic cones. Your argument is invalid.
2012-08-12 08:33:25 PM  
1 votes:
Fark this! Need to have.

i799.photobucket.com
2012-08-12 08:32:38 PM  
1 votes:

DamnYankees: This is a very confusing ceremony.


Sounds like you need NBC's commentators to explain it to you.
2012-08-12 08:32:33 PM  
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awfulperson: It's called MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE.


I AM A FREE AMERICAN AND I CAN CALL IT WHATEVER I WANT
2012-08-12 08:31:39 PM  
1 votes:

ds_4815:

/A certain British comedian also makes a musical appearance


shiat, I'll bet he gets cut off halfway through his performance.
2012-08-12 08:31:04 PM  
1 votes:
46 gold medals and an SUV on Mars. Your move world
2012-08-12 08:31:02 PM  
1 votes:
WHAT THE FARK IS BATMAN DOING THERE?!!?
2012-08-12 08:31:01 PM  
1 votes:
The fark is Batman doing there?
2012-08-12 08:23:56 PM  
1 votes:

IMDWalrus: 12349876: The good music outweighs the bad, so have the mute button ready. But knowing NBC you may need it on mute the whole time because they commercial the good stuff.

If NBC messes with my Who and George Michael, there will be bloodshed.


Tell me what you want.
What you really, really want.
2012-08-12 08:22:57 PM  
1 votes:
Who is this fat version of Pink?
2012-08-12 08:21:33 PM  
1 votes:

Earguy: King Something: ds_4815: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

SEPHIROTH KILLS AERIS

CHURCHILL KILLS HITLER


cdn3.sbnation.com
2012-08-12 08:20:41 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, are we finally going now? Glad you could join us, NBC.
2012-08-12 08:18:13 PM  
1 votes:

ds_4815: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE


SEPHIROTH KILLS AERIS
 
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