Vodka Zombie: Buy a congressman.
Gwendolyn: Pay off most of my student loans.
Bathia_Mapes: Buy houses for myself, my son, my sister and my niece. Set aside money for future property taxes and bank the rest.I'd probably take a cruise to Alaska as well.
Cyno01: 610 chicks at the same time.
notmtwain: Buy a Totalfark subscription for every single Farking one of you.
BalugaJoe: Pay Drew's tab at the Chase.
Ambivalence: I would buy a farm and raise yaks and rabbits and chickens and pay someone else to take care of and process them because I"ll be traveling a LOT with my husband.
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