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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)   Auditions being held: must be over six feet tall, bald, hairless and not mind being painted blue; no weirdos please   (fox5vegas.com) divider line 38
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2012-08-12 05:37:19 PM  
i651.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-12 05:38:48 PM  
I just blue myself.
 
2012-08-12 05:39:00 PM  
blogs.ocweekly.com
 
2012-08-12 05:42:36 PM  
FTFA of the article: "She is part-human, part-robot."

Well this appears as though I have the new career.
 
2012-08-12 05:43:02 PM  
So I take it they are adapting Before Watchmen into a movie.
 
2012-08-12 05:43:53 PM  
Oh no, you're thinking of the support group. I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group.
 
2012-08-12 05:46:30 PM  
From TFA:
The criteria for tryouts include:

Female performers with a height of 5'3" - 5'5" only;
Small build, physically fit;
Performers/dancers/actors with a good sense of rhythm and physical theater experience.
 
2012-08-12 05:46:55 PM  
If by 6' you mean 5'3" to 5'5" petite fit little girl than you may have read the article.
 
2012-08-12 05:47:20 PM  
Fark headline: Must be over six feet tall

Real criteria: Female performers with a height of 5'3" - 5'5" only

Otherwise we'd be approaching Avatar cosplay.
 
2012-08-12 05:48:22 PM  
FTA:

The criteria for tryouts include:

-Female performers with a height of 5'3" - 5'5" only;
-Small build, physically fit;
-Performers/dancers/actors with a good sense of rhythm and physical theater experience.


...describing not a single person on the internet.
 
2012-08-12 05:51:06 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: [loyalkng.com image 475x338]


I would watch that movie.

/Oh Dr. Analrapist, you blowhard!
 
2012-08-12 05:56:36 PM  
comikazeexpo.com

/Encountered this guy once in a bar, he tried to sell me a chalice and some rings.
 
2012-08-12 06:00:03 PM  
Narrator: Tobias painted himself blue and went to the Blueman group to be seen.
(gets hit by car)
Narrator: Unfortunately,It was dusk and he couldn't be seen.

/used this a few days ago.works better here.
 
2012-08-12 06:01:33 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-12 06:09:02 PM  
What do you mean, no weird-ohs?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-12 06:09:39 PM  
That's as specific as a dating ad.
 
2012-08-12 06:17:45 PM  
scientopia.org

COOKIE MONSTER NO CAN SHAVE!!
 
2012-08-12 06:21:00 PM  
Avatar 2's CGI budget ran out?
 
2012-08-12 06:31:14 PM  
 
2012-08-12 06:31:19 PM  
I saw BMG about ten years ago at the Luxor in Vegas. I thought it was kind of boring.

I saw a show called FX starring David Cassidy on the same trip which was much better. My GF kept commenting on his large package. How humiliating.
 
2012-08-12 06:47:31 PM  
She will need a job.

blog.zap2it.com
 
2012-08-12 06:48:08 PM  
www.guitarnotes.com

RIP BLUES MAN
 
2012-08-12 06:56:52 PM  

bill4935: [comikazeexpo.com image 329x300] /Encountered this guy once in a bar, he tried to sell me a chalice and some rings.


Came here for this.
 
2012-08-12 07:21:51 PM  
scifisizzle.com
 
2012-08-12 07:26:50 PM  
I wish I could grow 3 inches.
/too small
 
2012-08-12 07:39:13 PM  

LittleMissStubborn: I wish I could grow 3 inches.
/too small


No such thing. Shorties is where it's at.
 
2012-08-12 07:41:59 PM  
Well, paint me blue and call me Babe.
 
2012-08-12 07:43:44 PM  

bill4935: /Encountered this guy once in a bar, he tried to sell me a chalice and some rings.


That was just a moldy old pot.
 
2012-08-12 08:03:54 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: LittleMissStubborn: I wish I could grow 3 inches.
/too small

No such thing. Shorties is where it's at.


Aww, well thank you. You should be a casting director. I'd work all the time!
 
2012-08-12 09:06:12 PM  

volodya: She will need a job.

[blog.zap2it.com image 520x350]


I could give her a job. Or, she could give me a job.

What are we talking about again?
 
2012-08-12 09:09:46 PM  
Would they settle for 7', 1000 lbs. of unfettered fury?
 
2012-08-12 09:22:44 PM  
I actually auditioned. They're serious about the damn height requirements...
 
2012-08-13 01:19:23 AM  

LittleMissStubborn: Quantum Apostrophe: LittleMissStubborn: I wish I could grow 3 inches.
/too small

No such thing. Shorties is where it's at.

Aww, well thank you. You should be a casting director. I'd work all the time!


I got a job for you, if you know what I mean... I could also give you those three inches you want. I'd fark you twice! Bah ha! :)
/Not well endowed
 
2012-08-13 02:46:47 AM  

Uisce Beatha: [scifisizzle.com image 285x300]


Is it wrong that I'd really like to tap Virgina Hey in all that makeup?
 
2012-08-13 10:15:49 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: LittleMissStubborn: Quantum Apostrophe: LittleMissStubborn: I wish I could grow 3 inches.
/too small

No such thing. Shorties is where it's at.

Aww, well thank you. You should be a casting director. I'd work all the time!

I got a job for you, if you know what I mean... I could also give you those three inches you want. I'd fark you twice! Bah ha! :)
/Not well endowed


Somehow, I knew that was coming eventually :P
 
2012-08-13 10:41:55 AM  
cdn.publishdev.se

Who you callin' weirdo, Bub?
 
2012-08-13 02:57:08 PM  
www.essentialwebcomics.com

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-13 08:11:52 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: [www.essentialwebcomics.com image 277x320]

Fark, I am disappoint.


Look way up thread, buddy. Someone already killed two birds with one stone.
 
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