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27985 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2012 at 2:27 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-12 09:51:35 PM  
I once dared a raven to moon me. I said "Bum at me, crow."
 
2012-08-12 10:07:21 PM  

barefoot in the head: 'Started "beating on" her ...'

Stop that shiat talk and speak English.


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"Well pardon me all over the place."


/fine. "beating her off."
 
2012-08-12 11:16:08 PM  

notatrollorami: Neums: zinny: Pointy Tail of Satan

What, he didn't have a gun? But I thought without a gun to protect yourself, you would DIE!!!


Idiot

Clearly the joke sailed high over your head.

...idiot, indeed

It's possible he missed the joke but it's also possible he thought the same thing I thought. Which was:

Goddammitsomuch why can't you motherfarkers let ANY discussion go by, about any topic, EVER, without trying to turn it into a referendum on guns. They HAVE NO PLACE IN THIS DISCUSSION. You can talk about how the kid may or may not have been an attention whore for calling the media, or whether he was heroic or stupid, or why women remain with abusive SOBs and often violently assault bystanders who attempt to protect them from their abuser. There are all kinds of ways to go with this thread that has nothing to do with guns. But you motherfarkers just can't help yourselves. You're like my aunt who cannot have any discussion about anything without interjecting some way Jesus has something to do with it. Only guns are your Jesus. Or your antiChrist.


//Instead he just said "Idiot".


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2012-08-12 11:24:22 PM  
Funny, I thought the kid would have looked more like this.

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2012-08-12 11:26:18 PM  

Le Bomb Suprize: Evenbiggerknickers: I chuckled when they mentioned in the clip that the suspect was treated for his injuries...wonder when that happened Mr. Younkin.

I'd imagine the part of the clip mentioning they "detained the suspect" was where he might have slipped and fell. It's too bad he didn't slip a few more times though.


Well, it was *rugged terrain* after all...

/ also: "(...) he might have slipped and fell fallen" fwiw
// which ain't much, in the grand scheme of things. :)
 
2012-08-13 01:26:53 AM  
Yes, that 15 year old child did the violencemath and decided that being chased through the forest was better than the lady continuing her beating. There is no way that what actually happened was morphed for a feel-good news story.

I'm just going to wait for the next Predator movie that comes out after the Alien hatches from Constable Dad's belly.
 
2012-08-13 03:08:36 AM  
Good job, kid. No way a white trash loser is going to catch a high school linebacker in a footrace, so he made the smart choice.
 
2012-08-13 10:23:08 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Evenbiggerknickers: I chuckled when they mentioned in the clip that the suspect was treated for his injuries...wonder when that happened Mr. Younkin.

I'm sure at least his head was split open, accidentally of course, when he was placed in the car.


Kid's dad is law enforcement. Kid called both dad and 911. Dad got there fist and detained the meth head before the local cops arrived.

Rest assured it was dad that tuned the dude up and I for one have absolutely no problem with it.
 
2012-08-13 10:33:00 AM  

slayer199: A little more detail here.

So the guy is partying with 3 other people and gets in an argument. He punches 2 of them then beats a woman over the head twice with tree branch that was in a fire, kid intervenes, dude threatens to kill kid and chases him, kid's dad arrests dude. Dude is treated and released from the hospital.

So we have:

4 charges of Assault (one for pushing the woman, he punched 2 other people and the other for threatening to kill the kid)
Assault with intent to do great bodily harm (hitting the woman with a large stick which was NOT taken into evidence)

And this dude was RELEASED from the hospital? First off, he's got at least one felony. How the fark was he released from the hospital and not taken back to the jail for processing and held until his arraignment? Inquiring minds want to know.


Story clearly says he was arrested and charged.

Don't know about PA, but around here they aren't usually formally arrested and charged until after the hospital releases them. Keeps the jail from being responsible for the hospital bill.
 
2012-08-13 10:49:41 AM  
and you go tto the Starkville City Jail.....
 
2012-08-13 12:49:27 PM  
I have been in a similar situation. I was shore fishing on a lake when I saw a group of tubers (people on tubes, not potatoes) come out of the mouth of the river. As with most people that spend a Saturday tubing, they were drinking and having fun. One big guy- really loud and obnoxious type- thought it would be funny to throw a bottle at a girl who was in another group. The bottle hit her in the head and she went under the water. I jumped in and swam over, managed to grab her and pull her out. The loud guy said he was sorry but that was probably because I had knocked his friend out and was holding him under the water. His friend suffered brain damage and died leter that year from pneumonia. The girl, it turned out, was actually faking getting hit and was just fooling around. Just goes to show, never assume someone is hurt.

I stay out of things now.
 
2012-08-13 01:08:50 PM  

thamike: Britney Spear's Speculum: 10 bucks says he gets turned down by one of the biatches at his highschool so she can go out with the "bad-ass" perpetrator

Football lacrosse player.


FTFY
 
2012-08-13 02:50:38 PM  

JustGetItRight: Story clearly says he was arrested and charged.

Don't know about PA, but around here they aren't usually formally arrested and charged until after the hospital releases them. Keeps the jail from being responsible for the hospital bill.


The article says he was arrested and charged, not the TV news story (said he was treated and released).
 
2012-08-13 03:22:16 PM  

BronyMedic: Tumunga: TheHopeDiamond: Oh to be 15 and think I'm invincible again.

Trayvon Martin used to feel like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iZOmjLrFMs

You're trying to earn those frequent flyer miles for your trip to hell, aren't you?


I'm bucking for first class.
 
2012-08-14 03:41:46 PM  

Artisan Sandwich: I have been in a similar situation. I was shore fishing on a lake when I saw a group of tubers (people on tubes, not potatoes) come out of the mouth of the river. As with most people that spend a Saturday tubing, they were drinking and having fun. One big guy- really loud and obnoxious type- thought it would be funny to throw a bottle at a girl who was in another group. The bottle hit her in the head and she went under the water. I jumped in and swam over, managed to grab her and pull her out. The loud guy said he was sorry but that was probably because I had knocked his friend out and was holding him under the water. His friend suffered brain damage and died leter that year from pneumonia. The girl, it turned out, was actually faking getting hit and was just fooling around. Just goes to show, never assume someone is hurt.

I stay out of things now.


For reals? Good job man.
 
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